When you are in Pirates, you can sneak into the Straw Hat Pirates

The duck was so weak that he could not bear the consequences.

"Kalu, don't!!" Weiwei shouted loudly.

"Quack!"

The duck named Kalu rushed towards Em with a determined look, and its legs looked very muscular... no, very strong.

Em took a wrong step and dodged Kalu's attack with a slight sideways movement, and put his other hand on the knife handle.

Weiwei saw his action, struggled, and begged: "Please, don't... I will give you whatever money you want."

"Well... the price of the princess plus a roast duck, I'll give you 30 million Baileys, when will you give it to me?" Em responded with a smile.

Weiwei was struck by lightning: "You...you...how do you know my identity? Who are you!"

[...I let it slip, but it's a small problem. The big problem now is that I wanted to secretly return the peacock chain to her. After all, we will be half partners in the future, and it will be too embarrassing to sail together. Why am I asking for a price again now...Isn't this an old habit? 】Aim's expression changed slightly, and he drew his sword and swung it fiercely.

Weiwei's eyes were only filled with the shining knife light. Her eyes gradually became desperate, and finally she slowly closed her eyes, with tears in the corners of her eyes.

Click!

Ikalem's saxophone was cut in half by Em's knife. His eyes were full of determination. He stretched out his hand to grab Em, and roared: "Go to hell!"

At the same time, a machine gun appeared in Ikalem's hair, almost sticking to Em's face and shooting.

Bang bang bang bang...

The sound of the gunshots sounded like a grand battle, but this was a scene created by one person.

[…Are you guys really not Doraemon? Hiding a machine gun in your hair is too much.] Em stood on a roof, looking at the mess on the ground, feeling speechless.

Weiwei felt like she had experienced a nightmare, and when she opened her eyes again, she was already slumped on a roof, without a single scratch on her body.

"Let go of Ms. Wednesday!" Ikalem stared at Em, his face full of anger.

"The stick of perseverance!" A baseball bat hit Em's back of the head fiercely.

Em reached out and grabbed the bat in his hand, preventing it from moving forward. Then he casually threw Mr. 9, who was swinging the bat, down. Ikalem hurried two steps and caught him.

"You...are so weak." Em looked at the three people: "With this little ability, you are still hunting pirates. Are you looking for death?"

"The bounty order is wrong. You are the pirate who should be rewarded 30 million, and you are also the captain." Mr.9 climbed up and stared at him.

"...Are you blind? Didn't you see the straw hat on the pirate flag?" Em spread his hands and replied speechlessly.

"Then you must be the mastermind behind it. How despicable!" Vivi dared to curse without being lifted by Em.

Em stared at her, and then hit...Mr.9 on the head with a slap.

He was beaten with a confused face and said with difficulty: "I...I didn't curse you."

Em nodded: "Well, but you are ugly."

("゜ロ゜)"

Mr.9 glanced at Vivi and reluctantly agreed. Then he turned to look at Ikalem, looking at Em with a face full of grief and anger, the meaning was self-evident.

"Em, why haven't you dealt with one yet?" Zoro walked over slowly.

"They?! You?!" Ikalem turned around in astonishment, and saw a mess. Even Ms. Monday fell to the ground, and her life or death was unknown. He pondered for a while and said, "Let Ms. Wednesday go. You can ask for anything."

"Then you give me 30 million Baileys."

"3...30 million?! Okay, but you have to give me some time." Ikalem paused after hearing this, struggled for a while, but still agreed.

[Wow... Why did I offer again? ] Em was a little helpless, and suddenly his face changed, and he pushed Ikalem and Mr. 9 away.

Boom!

A violent explosion sounded, and a pretentious criminal wearing sunglasses and a psychotic woman holding a parasol in the middle of the night appeared in front of everyone.

"Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine... What are you two doing!" Ikarem was injured by the stones splashed by the explosion, and his face was extremely ugly.

Mr. 5 looked indifferent: "I am here on the orders of my boss to take the sexual intercourse of Ikarem, the Kingdom Guard Captain of the Kingdom of Alabasta, and Princess Nefertarivivi.

Life. It's late at night, go and die. "

"Discovered! Princess, run!" Ikarem shouted, then stretched out several barrels from his hair, aimed at Mr. 5 and shot at him.

A huge roar echoed through Whiskey Mountain, and Mr. 5 walked out of the smoke without even a single stain on his body.

Em stared at Ikarem's hair, eager to cut his hair with his hands, wanting to pull out a knife and cut his hair to see if there was a dimensional gate inside.

Forget about pulling out guns, now I’m starting to pull out cannons...

"Gah!" Karu ran to Weiwei, picked him up and started running. Ms. Valentine jumped into the sky and chased after her.

"Please. Save Princess Vivi. As long as we can successfully send the princess to the capital of the Kingdom of Alabasta, we are willing to pay any price." Ikarem looked at Ms. leaving in the distance and knelt down in front of her on Valentine's Day. In front of Mu.

Em stared at his head, looking left and right, and murmured: "How the hell did you take this out? And you wanted to kill us just now, isn't it a bit too much to ask me to save you now? "

"Em, don't say that. If it's a commission worth one billion, we can accept it." Nami's voice suddenly sounded. She sat on a nearby building with her legs crossed, and her eyes turned into the shape of "$" .

[Your hangover-relieving ability is also awesome...] Em didn't answer and continued to stare at Ikarem's hair.

"Ten...billion? As a subordinate of the Kingdom of Alabasta, how can I agree to this amount of money?" Ikarem was shocked by 30 million beli just now, but now that he heard one billion, his face looked like It's like being raped.

"Captain of the guard. If you don't agree to us, your princess will be dead." Nami said with a smile on her face.

"You...can be considered a robbery." Zoro came over and said.

Nami ignored him and looked at Ikarem with a smile.

Ikarem thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "Save the princess first, and then negotiate the price with her. Only in this way can it count. What I say and what I do cannot count."

Nami held her chin and thought for a moment: "Well, it seems to be the same, that is, the first goal now is to rescue the princess first. Okay, Sauron'em, come on!"

? ? ?

The two looked at Nami in confusion.