When you are in Pirates, you can sneak into the Straw Hat Pirates

The two of them were so busy that they had to face each other.

Baki was angry in the bar, blaming his men for letting the thief run away.

"You bunch of losers! You can't even catch a woman!"

"Boss... Mainly because his boss is here, we can't beat him..."

"Who do you say is the red nose!"

"..."

"Boss, there are three people who want to see you!"

Baki's attention was immediately diverted, staring at Luffy and the other two next to him.

"The boss of the thief just now is the one wearing a straw hat." The younger brother, who was eager to survive, whispered in Buggy's ear.

Buggy's face was a little gloomy, and he slowly said: "It's really a straw hat that brings back bad memories. Kid, who gave it to you?"

Luffy held the straw hat and replied: "My benefactor Shanks gave it to me."

Buggy seemed to be lost in memories, and after a while he suddenly shouted angrily: "Who do you say is the red nose!"

To be honest, this nose is really not buried on his face. After all, how can such a funny character not add some accessories.

...

"Em~ What are we here for..."

The battle between the two sides was about to break out, and the whole atmosphere seemed solemn and tense. Luffy's voice sounded, which somewhat destroyed the atmosphere.

∑(O_O；)

Zoro covered his face helplessly...

Em turned around and forced a wave of expression management, then said: "Luffy, we are here to beat Buggy."

"Why do you want to beat him?"

"Because he wants to break your hat."

Luffy's stupid look disappeared instantly, and he looked at Buggy with a sharp look, ready to attack.

Buggy didn't know what the two were talking about, but he felt that these three people were too disrespectful.

His expression was a little distorted, and he roared: "Little guys! Kill them! Grab that hat!"

"You really want to break my hat!" Luffy was also very angry and shouted: "Rubber rubber-pistol!"

The fist full of elasticity hit Buggy's face hard, and the red nose could be confirmed to be growing on it, so it couldn't be knocked off.

The nearby minions were swept away, and Buggy also lay on the ground. The victory seemed to come a little too suddenly.

"Dang!"

Em drew his sword to block a dagger.

The weird thing is that there is only a palm behind the dagger, floating in the air.

"Did Shanks give you all the fruit? I can find the fruit again if I kill you. Come on, be good and let me kill you." Buggy's head floated in the air, and his limbs and torso were flying around.

It should have been a terrifying scene... But Buggy's bruised face and red nose were still bleeding, making this scene... a little funny.

"Puff..." Em couldn't help it. He also knew that laughing now would ruin the atmosphere, but he couldn't help it.

Luffy looked at Em in confusion, not quite understanding the joke.

Zoro was still marveling at the magic of the Split Fruit, and hadn't had time to laugh yet.

Buggy looked at Em, who was laughing and shrugging, and his expression became more and more distorted... But to be honest, it was even funnier.

He roared, "You...you are too disrespectful!"

After hearing this, Em suddenly remembered the bad joke from his previous life, "Get Laifu and make him bigger and stronger."

[No, no, I'm afraid I'll die if I let this guy keep making fun of me, but this Split Fruit seems to be a bit of a jinx for me. 】

The blue scratches on Buggy's face were stained with red blood, and with his face swollen by Luffy, he looked extremely funny. The torn body was reconnected.

"One sword style. Lion Song!" Zoro appeared behind Buggy in an instant, but he felt that the feel was a little wrong.

Buggy looked at Zoro who suddenly appeared in confusion, and just as he was about to speak, his body split into two halves...

(`皿´)

"You asked for it! Split. Cannon!" Both hands flew out of his hands... Why does it feel so outrageous to write. The two hands holding the dagger shot at Luffy and Zoro respectively.

Em was a little sad, feeling underestimated...

"Tear apart. Pancake!" Buggy's lower body flew out like a pancake, and the bayonet popped out from his toes. It looked like he would die if he was touched...

[Luffy and Zoro only had one hand each, but I had my entire lower body. It feels a little weird to say this. And I just smiled... What's the big deal? 】

Em drew out his knife and slowly walked towards Buggy.

Em just slightly turned sideways to avoid the dangerous pancake, and it looked like

A bit pretentious.

It was impossible to stop Luffy and Zoro with just one hand, and the three of them approached Buggy in the middle in a triangular shape.

Em waved his sword and said with a smile: "Bucky, it seems that you are not suitable to be a pirate. Shanks, the trainee on the Pirate King's ship, has become one of the Four Emperors, and you are still hiding in this small East China Sea, and you can't even beat three fledgling pirates who don't even have a bounty."

After hearing this, Buggy's expression became more ferocious, and he roared: "What do you know! If it weren't for that bastard Shanks, how could I be like this! The three of you, one ate the legendary devil fruit, one held the big sword Twenty-one Works-Wado Ichimonji, and you, who are obviously new world-level combat power, why are you in this small East China Sea!"

Em was stunned and said: "I have new world-level combat power? You have too little experience... How can I resist those monsters in the New World." As he said that, he drew the sword behind him and made a starting posture.

Luffy pressed his hat.

Zoro tied his turban.

"Thank you for giving me so much time." Buggy said with a grin, revealing the barrel of the gun under him. "Finally ready. Buggy bomb, fire!"

Boom boom boom

Three bombs with the Joker Pirates logo flew towards the three people.

Em dodged sideways, and a large area of ​​houses were destroyed. The power was amazing.

"Rubber rubber-balloon!" Luffy took a deep breath, and the whole person became like a balloon. The shell hit his stomach and bounced back.

Zoro danced a few sword lights, and the shells were broken into pieces like Buggy.

Two violent explosions sounded, and Buggy and Zoro were shrouded in smoke.

Em covered his face and muttered, "Are you sick... Why don't you just dodge? Why do you want to cut him..."

After a while, the smoke dissipated

Zoro and Buggy crawled out of the ruins with dusty faces, looking very embarrassed.

"You pissed me off! Break into pieces. Car!" Buggy roared, his body split apart and reassembled into a car, the tires made a sound, and he ran away.

Leaving behind the three people who were on high alert...

A crow flew over the sky and said, "Fool, fool!"

"... You are really a clown actor!" Em ran wildly in his heart while chasing.