When you are in Pirates, you can sneak into the Straw Hat Pirates

The two of them were so busy that they had to fight.

"I won't be hit by the same move twice! Break apart. Emergency escape!" Buggy's head flew into the air to avoid Luffy's attack.

"Break apart. Big party!" Then Buggy's upper body broke into small pieces, and his lower body was still standing on the ground. The split body flew in the air at a high speed, heading towards Luffy.

Luffy punched, but hit the air, and his hand bounced back with several more knife wounds.

"Ah... It hurts." Luffy said with a grin.

"Hahaha, go and die in peace, Straw Hat Boy." Seeing this situation, Buggy was excited.

Flying knives kept flying at Luffy, and the intensive attacks made him exhausted. He tripped and lost his balance.

The straw hat was pierced by three daggers and brought back to Buggy's feet.

"Bah, what a disgusting hat, it reminds me of bad memories when I see it."

Buggy looked disgusted and spit out a pool of saliva on the straw hat.

Luffy's eyes became sharp, and he looked at Buggy fiercely and said, "I said you are not allowed to touch my hat!"

Buggy sneered, "You can't protect such an important thing yourself, what can you do."

Luffy stretched out his arms and grabbed the ruins, flying towards Buggy like a rocket.

"Hahaha, are you so anxious to die? Let me send you...ah!!!" Buggy's cruel words turned into a shrill scream halfway through.

He looked down and saw a cute little foot appeared in his crotch, completing the egg-breaking attack.

Nami was startled by Buggy's scream, and after hitting him, she started to run away in a hurry.

"You are looking for death! I want... ah~" Luffy grabbed his head with one hand and pressed it to the ground, and rubbed his face with his hat with saliva in the other hand.

"You actually spit!"

"Bah! It's so dirty! Stop it!"

"This is your own saliva! What are you disgusted with!"

"I want to let you taste my power! Oh oh oh~" Maybe she has awakened some strange attributes, and every time she can only say half of the harsh words, and then they will turn into moans.

It turned out that Nami, who was standing aside, saw this and kicked Buggy in the crotch with a broken egg.

At this moment, Buggy's face already had strange makeup, and the blood and saliva mixed together looked particularly disgusting. Luffy really couldn't use his straw hat to wipe his face. But he was very angry and could only use Buggy's face to wipe the floor.

"You asked for it. I'm going to... Ouch!" Buggy's face was already cramping.

Three consecutive egg-breaking hits! Perfect!

After a long while, Luffy finally calmed down and relaxed his grip on Buggy's head. Buggy seized this opportunity and shouted, "Shattered limbs, combine!"

The head flew towards the lower body at a rapid speed.

"I'm going to kill you! How dare you do this to my head!" Buggy's head was mixed with blood, dirt, and saliva, and his makeup seemed to be smudged. It was indeed a bit too much. After all, you don't hit people in the face...

Luffy looked down at Buggy and said nothing.

Buggy looked straight ahead, but could only see Luffy's waist. He looked up with a heavy face, then looked down...

Finally, he found that his upper body had disappeared, and his neck was directly connected to his waist. Congratulations on the new achievement, legs below the neck...

Nami said with a smile on her face: "Great Captain Buggy, are you looking for this?" She stepped on a pile of split upper bodies, tied together tightly with ropes.

"Oh my god! My upper body!" Buggy's expression felt like it could be made into an emoticon.

"Hahaha, you are worthy of being a pirate thief, look at me!" Luffy felt that he was about to be amused to death, and stretched out his arms with force.

"Rubber-bazooka!"

A fierce blow hit Buggy's nose, knocking him far away, and a passing big bird grabbed his head and flew away.

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Baki and his gang, who had finally climbed up, were so scared by the scene that their hearts almost stopped beating, and they turned around and started running away.

Not far away, they ran back neatly, picked up the unconscious Kabaji and Liki and started running again.

Em lost interest in the action after seeing this scene. After thinking for a while, he followed.

…

Bucky and his gang ran to the beach and prepared to board the boat. Em sat on the edge of the boat and looked very happy.

“You are on the wrong boat.

These are your ships. "

"What did you say! This is the Bikudopu of the great Buggy Pirates! We are in a hurry, get off!"

As the only officer who was still awake, Mochi looked up and his jaw almost dropped to the ground.

After finally coming to his senses, he began to walk towards the boat by the sea. He also shouted: "What are you doing? Can't you find your own ship? Go on board and find the captain!"

Baki and his gang stared at him in amazement, and there was silence.

Mochi was a little embarrassed. After all, he didn't even have the courage to take action, but he still maintained the look that everyone was wrong and only he was right, and walked towards the boat resolutely.

"That seems to be the person who just fought with Brother Mochi."

"From the monster pirate group just now?"

"Isn't it called the Straw Hat Pirates?"

"There are only four people in total, and three of them are monsters. I think it's more appropriate to call it the Monster Pirates."

"What should I do now? ”

“What else can we do? Can you beat that guy?”

“…We don’t want our treasure anymore, and how can we go to the Grand Line without a ship?”

“Let’s go find the captain first… After all, it’s Big Brother Mochi who’s in charge, so we can’t be blamed.”

Baki and his gang chattered and discussed, and their voices were deliberately lowered, for fear that they would be noticed.

As expected of professional pirates, they disappeared completely in a short while, and only the Bikudopu was left at the scene.

…

“Nami~ From now on, you will be my navigator~” Luffy was chased by the townspeople, laughing as he ran.

“It’s okay if we cooperate, I feel like I can make a lot of money by following you~” Nami was also very happy.

“Hurry up, I don’t want to swing a knife at them.” Zoro yawned and quickened his pace.

A few minutes later…

“Where’s our ship! It’s over… How can we be the Pirate King without a ship! "Luffy said with a sad face.

"Baki's ship is still there~ Let's go up and look for treasure first." Nami smiled happily.

Em stuck his head out of the ship and looked at them, smiling and saying, "Hey, here we are~ Our ship is too small, so I exchanged with them."

"Em~ But I still want my own ship." Luffy was happy to see Em, but still said depressedly.

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Em was very upset, and there was nothing he could do. After all, he had to deal with such a captain, so he reluctantly said:

"It's okay, just use it temporarily, and then sell this ship and exchange it for your own one."

"Em~ You are awesome!"

Go away, I came to your place to hide, not to be a nanny!