Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

"Then what about the others?"

Xiao Ming thought and replied: "I don't know, I know a big brother, he invested the earliest, he said he invested more than 5 million, and he has already made a wave of money."

"Now all the money in hand has been invested."

Hearing this, Fang Yuan~ couldn't help laughing.

"Xiao Ming, do you want to listen to what you are saying.

"More than 5 million, how many chickens can you buy?"

"Ah this..." Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and really counted there.

"Uh...10,000...50,000...50,000 chickens!!"

"Oh my God!!"

Fang Yuan smiled faintly, thinking that he had reacted.

But the next second Xiao Ming suddenly said: "50,000 chickens, I can't eat them all in this lifetime. "

Puff~~

Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him and asked angrily: "Did you wash your hair last night?"

"Ah? I have washed it? What's wrong, coach?"

"Didn't you blow dry the water?"

"Well...you know this too?"

Fang Yuan sneered: "Because the water seeped in."

After saying this, Lin Xi and An He couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Ming shook his head awkwardly: "Coach...what's wrong...is there any problem?"

"You haven't reacted yet?"

Fang Yuan explained speechlessly: "If he really said that, and he put all the money in, doesn't that mean he can only raise 10,000 chickens by himself?"

"One hundred thousand!!"

"How much area do you need to raise them?"

"Don't even mention renting a few hills. Even if you rent a whole hill, it won't be enough for the chickens!"

"What's more, besides him, there are you and other people.

"How many chickens would it take? Have you ever thought about it?"

"It would probably not be 100,000, but 1 million chickens!"

"What does that mean? Have you never thought about it?"

Stunned!!

Xiao Ming sat there, completely stunned, with a clear look of confusion in his eyes.

It took several seconds to come back to his senses, and he replied stupidly: "But...but what's the matter with this APP? Eggs can indeed be withdrawn, I have withdrawn dozens of yuan!" Fang Yuan smiled speechlessly: "How could you believe it otherwise?" "Nowadays, people are so aware of prevention, if the scammers' methods are not more sophisticated, they will not deceive people much?" "I will just ask the simplest question." "If you really want 1 million chickens, do you think the boss has them?" Xiao Ming shook his head stupidly: "No!" "Since he doesn't have them, what can he use to fulfill his promise to you. "Right?" Xiao Ming replied in a daze: "Then what can he use to fulfill his promise?" Fang Yuan was almost laughed at by his expression: "So, he is just deceiving you!!" "Because he doesn't have that much money to fulfill his promise. "

Hearing this, Xiao Ming was even more confused and asked in confusion: "Why did he say that?"

"Nonsense!!"

"If he didn't say that, would you be willing to invest 10,000 yuan?"

"To put it bluntly, they don't plan to give you money. When the time is right, they will just run away with the money. Do you understand?"

After hearing this, Xiao Ming was shocked and his face was full of horror.

"But the big brother who invested 5 million before said that he had made a profit?"

Fang Yuan was speechless. Sure enough, people who can be deceived are not very smart.

"Just find someone to brag about it. It's such a simple thing. What's so hard to figure out?"

"He's not the only one who's cheating. There may be many people who are cheating!"

"This is a typical Ponzi scheme."

"Use high returns to attract people to invest."

"It's just that this one is more high-end."

"General Ponzi schemes don't have physical objects. This one not only built a chicken farm but also made an APP for you|It looks like that.

"But there is a biggest flaw, that is the source of your profits.

"His chickens are not enough to produce such high profits, so where does your profit come from?"

"It can only be transferred from other people's principal!"

"This is something that cannot be recycled."

"There were a lot of people investing in the early stage, and the boss had sufficient funds, so it doesn't matter if he returns a little to you."

"He is also very smart, making an APP to lay eggs."

"Under normal circumstances, 20% or even more of your principal will be returned in a month."

"But he got a little chicken to lay eggs, and he can only return 10% to you in a month, but you are still having fun.

"Once the number of subsequent investors gradually decreases, his capital income will be less than the interest on the eggs."

"That's when the boss will reap the profits and run away!"

"By then, let alone 200 yuan, you won't even see the shadow of the chicken. '

"The boss will just sell the chickens, flee to any country, and live the rest of his life comfortably with all his belongings.

After listening to Fang Yuan's story, Xiao Ming's face turned pale, with a look of shock in his eyes.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also shouted "Fuck".

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[This is too clever, the scammer's method is really clever, if I encounter it, I will be 100% deceived, because he broke my understanding of traditional scams, there is no selling goods!! Not only did he have it, but he also asked us to see it in person. How can I think so much when my mind is on it?]

[I will not be deceived, the reason is very simple, because I only have ten yuan in my card, which can't even buy a chicken! So, as long as I have no money, the scammer can't do anything to me

[Suddenly I feel that I am doing well, born in 1998, 2 houses, a Range Rover, and 5 million yuan in savings. My wife is gentle, and the only thing that is not satisfactory is that my son is 10 years older than me!]

[This kind of scam has been tried and tested for hundreds of years. As long as you want to cheat, use this method This method can definitely cheat people, and the reason is very simple, high returns. When I was playing games, I met a boss who was very rich. Later, after getting to know him, I found out that he was in the second-hand car business. He posted investment invitations on WeChat Moments every day. At that time, he asked me to invest, saying that 100,000 yuan would make more than 10,000 yuan a month, which was equivalent to a return on investment in a year. But I didn't invest because I didn't have money in my pocket. I didn't know later that he used this method to cheat more than 20 million yuan, squandered it all, and was caught! You should know that before he cheated people, he was a pure loser, and his parents were disabled!】

At this moment, Xiao Ming sat in his seat, his eyes were dull, and the whole person was motionless like a sculpture.

After more than ten seconds, he was still muttering to himself: "Impossible! Impossible! She can't cheat me! This is impossible!"

Hearing this, he asked in surprise: "Ta? Which ta?"

Xiao Ming turned his head woodenly and looked at Fang Yuan replied with a painful expression: "My online girlfriend!"

"What? Why is it about my girlfriend again?"

"Because... because my girlfriend brought me to invest in this project..."

"Ah?" Fang Yuan was completely stunned and asked in confusion: "Is your girlfriend also a victim?"

"I don't know!!" Xiao Ming shook his head: "Since I invested in Xiaoji, she seems to be very impatient with me and even broke up with me."

"Originally I thought she was just in a bad mood... But now I think about it... Why do I feel like I was fooled by her?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan's face froze and asked uncertainly: "You just said it was an online girlfriend? Have you met her?"

"Yes!" Xiao Ming nodded immediately: "But it was all video chat, not real."

"You haven't met in real life?"

"She asked you to invest, but you didn't see her when you went to the chicken farm?"

"I..." Xiao Ming explained bitterly: "We had agreed to go to the chicken farm together that day, so we just met..."

"But when I got there, she suddenly told me that something happened and she couldn't go. ”

“I had no choice but to investigate on my own.”

“After I went back, she kept persuading me to invest.”

“She said that she wanted to marry her in the future and let her live a good life, so she had to make money.”

“I only had more than 10,000 yuan in my pocket, and I threw it all in.”

“As a result, I just bought it... and her attitude became cold the next day...”

“It wasn't until I got a few friends to invest that her attitude towards me improved.”

“She kept asking me to get everyone I knew to invest so that we could make money together.”

“I didn't think much about it at first... but now I think about it... I feel a chill on my back!!”

After listening to Xiao Ming's story, Fang Yuan was also shocked.

He asked calmly: "Do you have a photo of your girlfriend? Let me take a look!"

"Yes!" Xiao Ming quickly opened the photo album, which contained the photos he took during the video call.

Look at the woman in the picture.

Young, cute, big eyes, high nose bridge, long hair, white skin and beautiful appearance.

That appearance is much prettier than any celebrity.

Fang Yuan was stunned. He looked at the beauty and then at Xiao Ming, and his eyelids twitched unconsciously.

He asked with a wry smile: "Xiao Ming...where do you get the confidence that such a beauty would like you?"

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Ming's face froze.

He replied awkwardly: "I just think it's valuable, so I listen to her in everything.

"My friend I envy me!"

"Heh~~"

Fang Yuan sneered.

Then he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Then you can tell your friends so that they don't have to be envious."

"why?"

Fang Yuan shook his head speechlessly: "Now we can be sure that your chicken raising project is a scam.

"Your girlfriend is so beautiful, how can she like your three melons and two dates? A lot of rich second-generation people like her, right?"

"Sober up. I once met the boss of a company with pretty good conditions. I also met a rich second-generation daughter from Shanghai."

"That pampered one... wants the best in everything, just like a small well."

"But what happened in the end? It wasn't until he went bankrupt that he discovered that the woman was a liar!! She was just packaged!"

"Judging from your girlfriend's behavior, she is most likely a liar."

"Now I even doubt that she is not a woman!!"

"Do you think it's possible for such a beautiful woman to fall in love with you for such a long time just to defraud you of 10,000 yuan?"

Xiao Ming shook his head blankly: "Unlikely!"

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"That's it!"

"But... I've had many video calls with her, how could this be fake?"

"Innocent!"

Fang Yuan sneered: "You don't know how awesome AI face-changing is now. As for the voice, it's everywhere on the Internet."

"It used to be said that seeing is believing and hearing is believing. Sorry, in this day and age, what the eyes see may not necessarily be true!"

However, Xiao Ming shook his head: "Coach... I know what you are talking about."

"I have seen an educational video from the police before, saying that it allows the other party to do some actions in the video.

, you can tell the true from the false.

"For example, let her cover her face with her hands, move her head, and turn it left and right."

"If it's fake, the eyes, nose, and mouth will be shaking, and even the hands will disappear."

"But I've tried it all... there's no problem at all!"

Fang Yuan smiled and shook his head: "When did you get this technology? Don't you know that technology is always improving?"

"These are all outdated!"

“The only technical difficulty in AI face transplantation currently is the teeth!”

"Because the teeth are at the innermost part and are not exposed, and many people's teeth are not neat and messy, so it is difficult for AI to calculate."

"If you want to know if your girlfriend has had her face changed by AI, just stare at her teeth during a video call with her."

"Very neat, even sometimes with too many teeth."

Hearing this, Xiao Ming opened his mobile phone and sent a video call to his girlfriend without even thinking about it.

It took a long time for the other party to get through, and he asked impatiently: "Didn't I tell you, I'm very busy recently, so don't always come to me unless you have friends who want to invest.

Xiao Ming smiled bitterly in his heart, but instead of holding on, he replied: "That's why I came to you.

The face of the beautiful woman opposite suddenly changed, and she replied with a smile: "Then you can talk about it..."

The two of them just chatted back and forth.

Xiao Ming's eyes were always fixed on her teeth.

At first, there were no obvious flaws.

However, as time went by, he gradually discovered that these teeth were not what normal people should have.

So neat and clean!!

At this time, Xiao Ming's heart was completely dead.

The video was hung up on the spot.

He looked at Fang Yuan with a sad face and asked: "Coach...what should I do now?"

"This bunch of liars, cheating money and feelings, is really hateful!"

Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "Isn't this simple?"

"Call the police directly!"

"Haven't you been to a chicken farm?"

"Can't we just take them there and be done with it?"

"When the time comes, let's check whether your girlfriend is a boy or a girl!"

"But...you have to be mentally prepared in advance."

"Nowadays, beauty is so powerful that even ugly women can become beautiful."

"The opponent chooses to use AI instead of beauty...you know!"

After hearing this, Xiao Ming's mood collapsed on the spot!

When I think about having sex with a man every day and calling my wife, "Baby," I feel like my moral integrity is all gone.

Lin Xi and An He kept sighing and comforting: "Be more open-minded~~I will introduce you to someone later~~"

"Uuuu~~Don't mention your date to me~~I have been in love with a man for so long~~"

"It's so embarrassing! This is still my first love. If word gets out, how will I see anyone in the future!"

Fang Yuan looked at his expression and laughed unkindly: "Don't be sad..."

"At least he made you experience the taste of love, didn't he~~"

"Stop talking about Coach!!"

"I want to call the police!! This liar!! He cheated money and feelings!!"

After speaking, directly unlock the phone and dial the police call.

Since the case involved other provinces, Fang Yuan had to drive Xiao Ming to the police station to give a detailed account.

As for the other two girls, Fang Yuan took them back and continued practicing until around 6 o'clock in the evening.

On the way back.

Lin Xi was responsible for driving.

When passing an intersection, the speed of the car increased unknowingly.

She actually stared at a handsome guy in fascination.

Fang Yuan pointed to the handsome guy in front and asked, "That guy is handsome!"

"Handsome!" Lin Xi blurted out and nodded.

"Like it?"

"like!"

"If you drive like this, you won't be able to see him soon!"

"Ah?" Lin Xi was startled: "Coach... what should I do... I'm going to hit him!!"

Fang Yuan replied speechlessly: "Then you put on the brakes!!"

"I'm scared!! I don't dare!!"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan almost cried with anger~~

"Turn off the steering wheel and cover your eyes, so you won't be afraid!"

After saying that, he quickly hit the brakes to avoid hitting someone.

Feeling that the speed of the car was slowly decreasing, Lin Xi finally came to her senses and smiled awkwardly: "Coach... I'm sorry~~"

Fang Yuan sneered: "Why are you saying sorry to me? Just tell that handsome guy."

"Just say you almost knocked him away just now!"

"Just take this opportunity to strike up a conversation!".