Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

99. I Have Mental Illness, What Do You Have?

Xiao An, who was sitting next to him, looked a little worried.

"Coach...maybe she encountered something different?"

Fang Yuan smiled and shook his head: "You asked her herself, how likely is it?"

"If you really don't want to give up, you have to give up completely."

"You can call your boyfriend, but... you said that you have a relative who does plastic surgery. You want to go to him for plastic surgery. You will know how your boyfriend reacts."

Li Min was shocked when he heard this suggestion.

The next second, he immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed his boyfriend's number.

Soon a gentle voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey! Baby~~Have you thought about it?"

Li Min nodded: "I promise you, I will go for plastic surgery."

"Really?"

"That's great!! I don't want to be separated from you either."

"How about we make an appointment now? The doctor over there is very busy. I'll take you there so we can talk."

Listening to the impatient voice on the other side, Ji Min, who woke up, only felt uncomfortable in his chest.

But in order to continue the show, I had to force out a smile and replied: "Don't bother me, I have a relative who does plastic surgery."

"If I find him, it will be much cheaper!"

The words just fell.

The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly changed.

"What?"

"What did you say?"

"Go to your relative for plastic surgery?"

"No...I've already told the chief doctor.

"He is an expert in treating celebrities. What if your relatives are not reliable?"

"Listen to my advice, dear, go to the one I recommend."

Li Min smiled painfully: "Why do you insist that I go to that hospital for surgery? For you, isn't it just as long as I become beautiful?"

Upon hearing this, the man immediately realized that his tone was wrong.

He quickly replied with a smile: "I'm not worried about you having an accident..."

"The main reason is that I have already mentioned it to others. Now you suddenly let go of "May 23", how can I explain to others in the future?"

"Besides, aren't I thinking about our future? If you fail in the plastic surgery workshop, then..."

At this point, the man stopped talking.

If it were in the past, Li Min would have agreed immediately without even thinking about it.

But today!

She is no longer the foolish love-minded woman she was before.

Listening to the other person's words that were full of loopholes, she just felt like laughing.

I was actually deceived by such a person.

He even fantasizes about a better life in the future.

Actually think about it carefully.

If he was really that good, he wouldn't break up with him because of his appearance.

Who said it was love at first sight?

Now I have to break up just because I'm not pretty enough.

What kind of good man is this?

She just couldn't find it when she was in love.

Jump out now and watch later.

Really stupid.

Now it is basically confirmed that the so-called boyfriend is a liar.

Li Min didn't intend to fight with the opponent for a moment anymore.

He replied coldly: "No, I will do it at my relatives' place."

as expected!

The attitude of the man opposite him immediately changed 360 degrees.

All kinds of ugly and threatening words came out.

Why are you so ugly?

Break up or something like that.

Li Min couldn't help laughing after hearing this.

When the man heard the laughter, he immediately calmed down and changed his attitude again to gentle persuasion.

However, no matter what he said, Li Min's attitude was very cold.

Finally, he broke out completely!!

Seeing that this order was completely cool, I didn't intend to hide it.

He immediately began to use foul language, and all kinds of insults and unpleasant words hit the bed like a storm.

Xiao An couldn't listen anymore and hung up the phone for her directly.

He looked at Fang Yuan angrily and asked: "Coach, let's go call the police! Arrest those guys!"

Fang Yuan smiled helplessly: "Call the police? What's the use?"

"Are you suing him for fraud, or are you just looking down upon him?"

"If there is no evidence to prove the labor relationship between him and the medical aesthetic company."

"There's no way to accuse them of fraud."

"Whether it's sleeping with you or having plastic surgery, it's all voluntary on the part of the woman."

“It’s strange, the scammer’s methods are so clever that it’s impossible to detect them!”

As soon as these words came out, several people in the car fell silent.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also very moved.

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[After staying in Fang Yuan’s live broadcast room for a long time, my views are really constantly being refreshed. Can this kind of scam still be called a scam? If someone falls in love with you, and then persuades you to have plastic surgery or lose weight, that is a woman’s decision. Yes, even if you go for plastic surgery, it is still an exchange of equal value. You are willing to do it and I am willing to do it. It’s really awesome!】

[Although this kind of scam claims that both talents are in vain, at least after two months of perfect love, the money was not wasted, at least they got plastic surgery. I can only say that these people spend too much money to make a living. I feel that if I were a woman, I would definitely not be able to withstand them. 】

——[So, what Fang Yuan often said in the live broadcast room, pie will not fall from the sky, even if it does, why should it hit you on the head. And for such an excellent and handsome man, there are probably a lot of people chasing him, right? Why should he be so unconditionally nice to you?]

[I’m wondering, are these people talking to multiple people at the same time? Otherwise, it wouldn’t be much money to make an order every two months. 】

[Isn’t this nonsense? There must be more than a dozen at a time. They are all time management masters. Anyway, it’s not like when we were students and we stayed together every day and occasionally got together during the week. “Breakfast is served every day. How long does it take to send text messages?”

When something happened, Fang Yuan asked the young man to drive the car back.

Xiao An specially sent Li Min home.

After lunch.

Xiao Ming, An He and Lin Xi arrived at the entrance of the driving school early.

It was rare today to see that the coach was not late. Several people said hello in unison: "Hello, coach!"

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded. He looked at the time and saw that it had just arrived.

"Let's go, practice early, finish early!"

"Lin Xi, you are responsible for driving."

"You have been studying for many days. You can make an appointment for the exam next week. I will take you to the mock exam then."

Lin Xi nodded repeatedly: "Okay coach!"

After getting in the car, several people fastened their seat belts and the car slowly drove out of the driving school.

The road ahead is safe and sound.

After all, Lin Xi had been practicing for a week, and she often hit the road.

The car drives much better now than before.

This is why Fang Yuan suggested that she take the exam.

There won't be much improvement if you continue to practice, just get familiar with the examination room.

The car drove for about ten minutes when it passed the entrance of a shopping mall.

Xiao Ming suddenly exclaimed: "Coach, please work hard."

Everyone looked in the direction of the finger curiously.

I saw a young woman hitting a car hard with a stone.

Bang bang bang~~

Looking at the sun outside the window, Xiao Ming asked in panic: "Are there children in the army?"

Hearing this, the other people all looked shocked.

Lin Xi looked at Fang Yuan and asked, "Coach... do you want to go over and help?"

Fang Yuan pondered for a moment and nodded: "Find a place to park and go over to help."

"OK!"

Since this is the city center, parking spaces are particularly difficult to find.

The car drove more than a hundred meters before finding a location.

After getting off the car, several people ran towards the woman in unison.

At this time, she was still holding a big stone and smashing it hard.

There were already some people standing nearby looking curiously into the car.

There was a lot of discussion at the scene: "There seems to be a child in the car."

"Oh my God! It's such a hot day. If you put your child in the car, aren't you afraid of being suffocated to death?"

"You men are very strong, hurry up and help!"

"No! I don't dare. When the car owner comes back and asks me to pay for the glass, he will suffer a big loss."

...

Without saying a word, Xiao Ming found a big stone and threw it inside.

Bang bang~~

Not to mention that the glass window is really hard and cannot be broken no matter how hard you smash it.

In desperation, Xiao Ming asked Fang Yuan for help: "Coach, come here and help!"

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly, walked up to him and stretched out his hand: "Give me the stone."

"Oh!" Xiao Ming handed it over without knowing why.

The next second, he didn't react.

A snap~~

There was a sound of shattering glass.

Fang Yuan dropped a stone and was smashed to pieces in the glass factory on the spot.

Then he reached into the door handle, opened the car door, and revealed the child inside.

Looking at the newborn baby in front of me, he seemed to be a little frightened and was crying non-stop.

Many people at the scene clapped their hands happily to encourage their behavior.

However, they are not happy yet.

I heard a loud shout not far away: "What are you doing!!"

A middle-aged couple walked over aggressively.

Looking at the baby in Fang Yuan's hands and the smashed car glass, he shouted angrily: "Are you crazy?"

"I just left for a few minutes and my car was damaged?"

Fang Yuan's face froze, and his heart skipped a beat. The worst case scenario had occurred.

But fortunately, there was someone at the scene who spoke for him, and he immediately said to the man: "You really don't know what's good, and you're not afraid of your child suffocating in there on such a hot day.

"People were kind enough to help you rescue the child, but you were cursing them instead."

Others heard the words and agreed.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the man laughed angrily.

"Help me?"

"It's like I didn't know the child was going to be suffocated to death!"

"I just went to get something. The child was sleeping and I didn't want to wake it up.

"Besides, I turned on the air circulation, so the temperature of the car won't be too high for at least half an hour. Do I want him to save me?"

"Now that you have smashed my glass, what do you say?"

Senseless!

Fang Yuan was a little confused.

He glanced blankly at the woman who smashed the window before.

He coughed a few times: "Ahem~~ I saw her smashing the glass just now, and I thought the child was hers, so I wanted to come over and help."

"Her?" The male protagonist turned his head and glanced at the woman, with an expression of astonishment: "I don't know her at all!"

"According to what you said, you were all involved?"

"Tell me, how to compensate?"

At this moment, the atmosphere was a little awkward.

It was obviously a good thing, but the result was not ideal.

After Fang Yuan returned the child to the mother next to him, he looked at the woman who smashed the window and smiled bitterly: "Sister, please say something, you are going to trick me to death!"

"Hehe~~" The woman responded with a silly smile...

This sudden giggle made Fang Yuan's head buzz.

I couldn't help shouting: "Don't act stupid at this time."

"Hehe~~"

Speechless, Fang Yuan waved his hand: "It has been said a long time ago that good people can't be good people. Now it's better. If yellow mud falls off your crotch, it's not just shit."

™Playing dumb

It's useless. You'll have to pay for pretending to be stupid. You should just say something.

"Hehe~~"

Everyone present looked at the woman with strange expressions.

More and more people gathered around the scene.

at this time.

Another call came from the periphery.

"Please give way!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound in confusion.

I saw a white van parked on the side of the road.

It says, Xihai Sixth Mental Hospital.

Four doctors in white coats squeezed in and immediately saw the woman who smashed the glass.

"finally found you!!"

"Hurry, catch her, don't let her escape, she is mentally ill!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked!

Fang Yuan's mouth grew so big that his eyes almost popped out.

What the hell?

Is this really a mental illness?

Have you been hanging out with a mentally ill person until now?

Then wouldn’t I be...

Looking at the woman who was being controlled by the doctor and struggling wildly, Fang Yuan's heart felt like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past.

He wants to die!

He turned around and glanced at Xiao Ming on the spot, with a look that made him want to eat him.

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they saw this scene.

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[Female: I have mental illness, what do you have? If I were Fang Yuan, I should immediately walk and dance: Dad’s father is called grandpa! ]

[Female: I have a certificate! Fang Yuan: I...I...I'll pay for it!]

[One initiative leads to permanent introversion. Woman: Are you also a mushroom?】

[Fang Yuan probably has nightmares at night: No!! Is she sick? 】

[Hello, one person who acted bravely for justice has been withdrawn here, and one person has been issued for helping the evildoer!]

[Female: Let’s go! Next car. Which hospital is it from? Let’s play together when you have time!]

[Once, I saw a man dragging things very hard. I saw that they were all from the same building, so I went over to help him. As a result, when my master chased me out, he took me on the spot

After they were arrested together, I found out that the guy was a thief!! It took me a long time to explain it clearly. 】

At this moment, the woman suddenly shouted to the child: "That's my child! That's my child!!"

After saying that, like crazy, he broke away from the doctor and rushed towards the child.

He snatched the baby from his mother on the spot.

This sudden scene left everyone stunned.

After being stunned for a second, he came to his senses and hurried up to help pull the woman away.

However, the woman screamed crazily as if she was possessed by a demon.

He even asked for help from those around him.

"That's my child!"

"Save my baby!!"

But facing the indifferent and sad eyes around her, the woman had a trace of despair in her eyes.

Until she saw Fang Yuan, she didn't know where she got the strength to rush up and kneel at Fang Yuan's feet.

"Please, save my child, that's my child!"

Fang 5.0 Yuan frowned and looked at the woman blankly.

But I found that her eyes were extremely clear at this moment, and they were not the same as before when they were having sex.

This look shocked Fang Yuan.

I don't know why, but suddenly it didn't feel like she was lying or crazy.

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan quickly asked: "You said it's your child?"

"This is no joke. Do you have any evidence?"

"No!" The woman shook her head without hesitation.

This left Fang Yuan speechless. Are you so sure?

But the next second, the woman shouted confidently: "I am a mother, I can feel it, he is my child."

People around him sneered at such words, and it was hard for Fang Yuan to believe it.

A mental patient caught a child and said it was hers.

This kind of scene seems to appear often in movies.

Just after everyone's eyes were focused on the woman.

Fang Yuan accidentally glanced at the child's parents.

Then he looked shocked!

Because he found that the faces of the young parents were obviously panicked, and beads of sweat were looming on their foreheads.

If the man's performance was relatively calm, then the child's mother's performance was obviously a guilty one.

Fang Yuan immediately realized something was wrong. Could it be that there really was another engine?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but carefully look at the couple's behavior and the luggage in the car.

Only then did I realize that the woman was wearing high heels and had thickly painted legs.

Look at her holding a half-eaten cone in her hand.

and several small bottles of medicine in plastic bags.

If you look carefully, you will find the words "promote gonadal hormone release" written on it.

The child's mother seemed to have noticed Fang Yuan's eyes and shrank back unconsciously.

Fang Yuan quickly changed his eyes and looked at the luggage in the car.

There is a pile of children's milk powder and daily necessities in the back.

In addition, there is a bottle full of milk powder placed aside that is particularly conspicuous. .

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