White Bone Monkey King
Chapter 770 Happy to be a father
While waiting, Jin An saw that Wang Zhiping and Liu Changgui were so frightened that their faces were pale, and their lips kept bumping and trembling. He felt that the two of them were in this state, and they would be the most attracted to vaginal creatures. An accident would easily happen later, so he took the initiative to chat with them. , to relieve the psychological pressure and inner fear of the two people.
With someone chatting with them, the two of them's mental state indeed improved.
The two of them were not the kind of people who didn't know what to do. They cast grateful glances at Jin An and said thank you with trembling voices.
"When we go out, we should help each other. You helped us just now, and now we help you." Jin An winked at the two of them with a pun.
Although they were so scared that their brains were like a ball of mush and their thinking was slow, they still heard that Jin An was referring to the fact that they had not revealed their identities just now.
Just as they were muttering, several young Taoist priests on the side gave out some stern scoldings, telling them to keep quiet and prohibit noisy chatting.
The ugly little Taoist priest who went to pick out dead people from the corpse pile quickly picked out a dead body with a piece of paper with birth date written on it. He called two junior brothers to carry the body.
"Wang Zhiping, have you chosen a coffin?" Two young Taoist priests carried the body to the coffin.
ah?
this……
Wang Zhiping and Liu Changgui were so frightened that they forgot to choose a coffin.
The two young Taoist priests saw Wang Zhiping hesitating and did not wait for him to make a choice. They randomly picked a coffin and put the body in it, then asked Wang Zhiping to lie down in it and hold the body.
Wang Zhiping opened his mouth to speak, but immediately received an impatient glare: "What nonsense, I told you to lie down in it, and you still expect us to clean the coffin for you, make a mattress, and treat you to lie down in it with good food and drink?" "
Looking at the dead man in the coffin, Wang Zhiping was so frightened that he almost cried. He suddenly regretted coming to Jiutou Mountain. It's all about death anyway. Instead of being frightened to death or bitten to death by a fake corpse, it's better to cherish the remaining time, eat and drink well at home, and finally die in a pink and tender countryside.
Jin An and the old Taoist priest were also curious about what kind of person could match Wang Zhiping's horoscope. Curious, they took a few steps forward and saw that the corpse was so badly decomposed that apart from the fact that it was a female corpse, the face was so soaked and swollen that no facial features could be seen.
The two couldn't help but look at Wang Zhiping with sympathy.
This is also difficult for the other party.
The key is to hold on.
At this time, the second corpse was also picked out. It was carried over by two people and put into a coffin at random.
"Who is Liu Changgui?"
"You should also lie down in there. Hurry up. Don't waste time. Don't waste the time of our senior brothers."
"I, I am...Liu Changgui..." Liu Changgui raised his hand and timidly came to the coffin. As soon as he lowered his head and looked down, he screamed in fright, and then he fell straight down with the back of his head on the ground.
The back of a person's head is the most fragile. If Jin An hadn't had quick eyesight and stepped on it with his toes, poor brother Liu might have hit the back of his head and burped.
"Is the person dead? If not, just throw him into the coffin. Since you like to act bravely for justice so much, then it's up to you to carry the person in." The little Taoist priests who carried the corpse pointed at Jin'an, then turned and walked towards the face. The ugly little Taoist priest is preparing to carry the third corpse.
The old Taoist priest bent down and put his finger in front of Liu Changgui's nose. Fortunately, he was still alive and breathing.
He was curious about what kind of dead person could scare Liu Changgui to death. He stood up and walked to the coffin, only to hear him whisper, "My mother, she is really shabby."
The old Taoist priest looked sympathetically at Liu Changgui, who was lying on the ground and fainted from shock. He turned his back and took out two secret detoxification pills. One was put into Liu Changgui's mouth, and the other was quietly handed to Wang Zhiping, asking him not to swallow the detoxification pills. Take it and wait for a while to detoxify the corpse and prevent evil spirits from entering the body.
Jin An picked up Liu Changgui's body, walked to the coffin and looked down. The dead man in the coffin was indeed shabby. This is also a female corpse. It is unknown what kind of torture she has suffered in front of her. Her neck is turned 180 degrees, and her face is facing her back. Furthermore, the flesh and blood on his face had been eaten away by giant man-eating rats, leaving several horrific holes exposed.
"Brother Liu, just treat it as if you had just slept. You were pressed down on the bed by a ghost in your dream. When you wake up from the dream, everything will be over." Jin An put the person down sympathetically, strictly remembering the instructions of the little Taoist priests, and let the coffin rest. The two hugged each other.
"Fu Sheng Boundless Heavenly Lord! Today's trip is really difficult for Donor Liu!" The old Taoist priest also looked sympathetic.
At this time, the third corpse was also selected. Before the corpse arrived, the stench hit first.
When the corpse was carefully carried in front of several people, they finally saw clearly that it was actually a terrifying giant corpse with a greenish color! The belly is swollen like a ten-month pregnancy. I wonder if it is the accumulation of fluid in the abdomen caused by the decay of the corpse? Or is it the corpse of mother and son, one corpse and two lives? The giant temple has expanded to such an extent that I'm really worried that the body may explode at any moment with just the slightest touch. No wonder the little Taoist priests carried it here carefully!
"If it is really the corpse of a mother and a child, he will be happy to be a father..."
As soon as the old Taoist priest finished muttering, the young Taoist priests pointed at the old Taoist priest: "Lie down in this coffin with her."
"!"
"well?"
The old Taoist priest was dumbfounded. This was really a crow opening the door for the crow. The crow's beak was at home!
Jin An and Wang Zhiping both looked at the old Taoist priest sympathetically.
Sure enough, there is no sense of superiority without comparison.
Wang Zhiping suddenly felt that he was quite good and happy. It turned out that he was the most normal one.
One of the little Taoist priests said coldly and coldly: "Why are you still standing still? Do you want us to invite you in politely?"
"My little fellow Taoist, are you sure you made the right choice?" The old Taoist still wanted to resist.
As a result, he received an even more impatient response: "You wrote the birth date yourself, and everything is based on the birth date you gave the person. We can't make mistakes. Unless you wrote the birth date incorrectly yourself."
Old Taoist priest: "Old Taoist, that's not what I mean. What I mean is, are the birth dates of these deceased people wrong?"
The little Taoist priest's eyes turned cold: "Are you doubting our master's ability? According to the heavenly stems and earthly branches, Zhouyi numerology, even if it is a dead person, my master can calculate a person's birth date based on the good and bad fortunes in life based on the face and palm reading."
"Our master can't make mistakes, and our senior brothers can't make mistakes either. If there is a mistake, it's because you deliberately gave us false birth dates."
The old Taoist priest who still wanted to say a few words was immediately silenced by the retort. He would definitely not admit that he deliberately gave a false birth date.
In the end, he refused to give up and said: "I also know some fortune-telling techniques. How about a few Taoist friends tell me the birth date of the deceased, and I can check it again?"
"Where did all these things come from! I think you are here to cause trouble on purpose!" The expressions of several young Taoist priests changed and they stared at the old Taoist priest warily.
"..."
"Okay, let's just say mother-in-law corpse...anyway, it's not the first time we've dealt with mother-in-law corpse."
The old Taoist priest was forced to accept the reality.
Little Taoist: "What were you mumbling in the last sentence?"
The old Taoist priest shook his head: "Nothing."
Then there was someone looking worriedly at the giant who was about to explode at any moment, sighing constantly, like a resentful woman in an arranged marriage.
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