Who Am I, You Ask? My Grandfather Uchiha Madara

Travel back in time to before the protagonist was reborn.

"Ah! ...... Yes! Don't come here! Help, who will save me, to die, to die.

Yes! ...... My head hurts!

Li Shanhe sat up from the ground and covered his forehead with his hand.

The sudden pain in his forehead made him uncomfortable.

"Where am I?"

He looked around and found himself in a completely unfamiliar room.

This room has nothing but the four walls of white flowers.

"Wipe, I won't be kidnapped, it's over, the probability of being torn off is close to 100%.

Is this kidnapper blind, kidnapping me a poor student, the ransom is not specified, even if he takes the money, let the kidnapper kill me quickly.

Li Shanhe held his head in both hands, with a melancholy face.

It's just that soon he got his spirits up again, and sitting still is not his style.

Li Shanhe slowly got up and began to look for the exit in the room.

Something strange happened, and he walked around the room, stunned to find where the door was, except for the four walls of white flowers.

"Ah! He

cried out in pain as his head began to hurt again, and some memories flooded into his mind.

"My name is Li Shanhe, 26 years old, from Shuangfeng District, Gandan City, Tianchao Shangguo Zhibei Province, and a graduate student of the School of Medicine of Yongshui University.

Because I was about to graduate, I went out to drink with my brother in the dormitory for a few nights, and drank until midnight before returning to the dormitory to sleep.

The accommodation conditions in our school are not covered, which is worse than sleeping in the wilderness.

It rained lightly outside, it rained heavily inside the house, sometimes it rained so much that you had to go outside the dormitory to avoid the rain, and I always felt that one day the dormitory building would collapse and bury all the students inside.

I don't know if when building the dormitory building, the principal got money from it, otherwise how could I build a tofu dregs project.

In addition, the room is filled with incandescent light bulbs from centuries ago.

Don't ask why it's an incandescent light bulb, ask it's poor, as soon as the light is turned on, it flickers and flickers, as if his mother's Sadako came, fortunately there is no TV in the dormitory, otherwise one day you will really be scared to death.

I mentioned it to the housekeeper once, and I was led to his house.

When I saw the candles in their house, I decided not to dwell on the subject, I felt that the conjuring was much scarier than the midnight bell.

Just when I thought I was about to escape from this damn dormitory, I ended up sleeping at night when the upper bunk bed cracked, and my roommate fell straight off the upper bunk.

300 pounds of big fat ah, this impact is comparable to a nuclear bomb, wait, I wiped, the bed board cracked, wasn't I smashed by my roommate.

Li Shanhe quickly touched his body, and found that there was no trauma on his body, and he was immediately relaxed, and suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, could he say.

"No, I'm on the street, this is heaven, wipe, Laozi hasn't been in love yet, let alone **."

God, how can you do this to your devout believers? Saying

that, Li Shanhe lay on the ground and began to roll all over the ground, and cursed those who ate black money not to die well.

"I'm your ancestor! Damn it! At the last moment when I was about to walk out of school, you ganged up to murder me, and I wish you descendants no little ****. He

also made an international gesture.

Li Shanhe lay on the ground, frantically cursing those he thought had something to do with his death to vent his dissatisfaction.

"Forget it! Waste of tongue, death is dead, say nothing I will not be resurrected.

He sat up and shook his head in frustration.

At the same time, a dark-faced man watched Li Shanhe's antics through the wall, surprised by Li Shanhe's sudden transformation.

With a smile on his face, he walked through the wall and approached the Lishan River.

The sudden laughter startled Li Shanhe, and he turned to look for the source of the laughter.

He was surprised to see a little black fat man walking towards him.

"You were also smashed to death by the fat man on the upper bunk?"

The little black fat man was stunned in place, he didn't think that Li Shanhe's first sentence would be this.

He coughed lightly, smiled, and a warm breath lingered around him in order to make Li Shanhe let his guard down, and then replied:

"That, it's not what you think, don't worry, kid!" I'm not a ghost.

I am the king of the earth, the god of your mouths. King

Yan Luo proudly announced his identity to Li Shanhe.

"King Yan Luo, hehe, when I am stupid *ah, such a vulgar lie you think I will believe, are you sure it was not sent by monkeys?!

Is there a hidden camera here, could it be that you are from a certain trick program group?

Li Shanhe doubted this statement, because he did not believe that there would be a Yan Luo King in this world, let alone let himself encounter it.

If it wasn't for the program team deliberately put it out for the sake of ratings, then this person was definitely a funny sent by the monkey.

King Yan Luo was speechless for a while, and then the roots of his teeth were itchy, but the object of anger was not Li Shanhe.

"Am I dead?"

King Yan Luo was not surprised to hear this question from Li Shanhe.

"Yes, kid! Youaredead）。

After saying this, King Yan Luo felt a little fluttering, feeling that his foreign language must not have been learned in vain over the years.

"That, Uncle Black, you don't have to say Parrot on purpose, because I don't quite understand what you're talking about.

Although I look a bit of Yoneda Gong rabble blood, I am really an authentic Celestial Empire person.

So let's still communicate in the language of the Celestial Empire, and also, this parrot you said, don't say that I can't understand it, it's old foreign, and I can't understand it. Li

Shanhe's expression became serious, and his expression became more and more lonely.

King Yan Luo's face is even darker, damn it, didn't those few gongcao say that my pronunciation is very standard, what an authentic wonton cavity, I really threw my face to my grandmother's house, go back and see how I clean you up.

King Yan Luo stared at Li Shanhe's lonely expression and sighed.

"Child, don't be sad, life and death have life and wealth in the sky, this is a fixed number, as the saying goes, Yan King, I let you die three more, who dares to keep you to five more."

Looking away, although this life is over, there are still infinite possibilities for your future in the next life.

Then King Yan Luo turned his back and said to himself:

"This black and white impermanence, what do you eat, how can you hook the wrong soul again."

Last time, the nationality was wrong, and he ran directly to the territory of the god of death to detain the soul of a foreigner, causing the local office to issue a diplomatic protest, which turned into an international dispute.

In the end, it can only be said that black and white impermanent face blindness, can not distinguish between races, can be regarded as fooling the past.

This time it can be poured well, directly male and female, the female soul is detained into a male soul, and the harmed Lao Tzu was scolded by the Emperor of the Capital, and the hall masters of those halls also gave Lao Tzu a ridicule.

No, they have to deduct their performance pay for several years, and the bonus is even more gone. Li

Shanhe was just about to move, and instantly a basin of cold water was splashed.

A dark shadow stood behind King Yan Luo. Frightened, Queen Yan Luo's back was cold.

"Lord Yan Luo, I just heard a very interesting confession."

King Yan Luo turned around, his face full of embarrassment.

"That, Xiao Li, we... Forget it, I admit that it was our work mistake that caused you great harm, and I have nothing more to say about it.

However, in order to show sincerity, the purpose of my coming this time is to give you an explanation, and I can meet your request within the scope of my duties.

"Wipe, is it good to be professional, you are a functional department, is it really good to rush people's lives like this, I want to be resurrected."

Although Li Shanhe showed extreme dissatisfaction on his face, his heart still blossomed, feeling that he would activate the resurrection card in the next second.

But King Yan Luo's expression became ambiguous.

"Well, I'm sorry, even if I want you to be resurrected, you won't be able to live."

And this responsibility is not ours, your people left in the middle of the night, the corpses were burned in the early morning, and the cauldron dishes were already eaten at noon that day.

In other words, even if I can resurrect you, your soul will have no carrier.

Therefore, the end result is that you can only become a wandering lone soul wild ghost.

Do you understand.

"Ma Dan, who I met, I know who my uncle and aunt are, but this is too much of a thing."

Isn't it a bit of a fight for my family's property? The

light in Li Shanhe's eyes slowly began to dissipate.

"Xiao Li! Don't lose hope. Although you can't go back to your previous life, you still have it in your next life.

"So my tuba is completely wasted, and I have to start again from the trumpet, chisel."

Hearing King Yan Luo's words, Li Shanhe did not feel the slightest joy.

"How about I arrange a rich family for you, so that you will fight for a hundred years less."

King Yan Luo rubbed his hands and said lewdly.

"Ordinary can't work, it has to be the richest family."

Before Li Shanhe finished speaking, King Yan Luo grabbed his hand.

"Deal."

Li Shanhe's face was full of question marks.

"I haven't started the bargain yet, and the sale is finalized? Am I at a loss. "

Come, drag Li Shanhe down, no, please go down and send him to reincarnation."

Two figures, one black and one white, suddenly appeared, and Li Shanhe rushed out, for fear of delaying for a second.

"Lord Yan Luo, we can still talk..." Li

Shanhe's voice became smaller and quieter until it dissipated into invisibility.

Author's note: In this way, Li Shanhe was reincarnated and reincarnated, and the novel is finished.

Li Shanhe: Author, I have a lung for you, the author is insane, has been sent to the funeral home for treatment, all the officials, if you want to know what happened, please listen to the next breakdown.