Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-03-05

Chapter 160 I’m really an idiot

Zhang Yogurt sits on the swing—

Ning Qing and Chen Shu was pulling the coriander in the corner of the yard, one of them was squatting and the other was standing, saying that you don’t believe it, the one who was squatting and pulling the coriander was Ning Qing, her Goddess roommate who was as cold as Goddess in her mind, not interested in mundane affairs, And the sand sculpture of green vegetables stood by and watched, Ning Qing pulled out the coriander and handed it to him, and he held it in his hand, but he actually disliked Ning Qing’s bad pulling and kept pointing fingers.

“The tall one.

“What’s this small for?

“Don’t pluck one place all the time, don’t you realize that you’ve planted too many seeds? You pluck them a little more thinly, and they’ll grow better.

“Don’t pluck them broken.

“It’s almost the same after pulling as much.”

Zhang Yogurt was not surprised at all, really, just felt sluggish.

Because the information received today has reached the upper limit of the brain’s processing capacity, it will not be a headache. Just like just now, she went out with Chen Shu’s elder sister to fly a kite and had a great time, not thinking about these things at all.

Zhang Yogurt looked away.

My mind went blank.

I don’t even think about it now.

Scratching his head, he continued to look at the flowers.

She was soon alone in the hospital.

Xiaoxiao was watching popular science films in the living room. Chen Shu’s elder sister fell asleep on the sofa in the living room. Zhang Yogurt had to entertain herself here. Fortunately, there was no headache at all, and the time was easy to pass.

There was another noise in the kitchen.

The aroma came out gradually.

During the period, her roommate came out once with a blank face and gave her a piece of freshly fried crispy meat, which was fried with pure lean meat. The sword pork itself is fragrant. After adding green peppercorns, it gives it a slight fragrance, which is very delicious.

The roommate is so nice…

Zhang Yogurt doesn’t think about anything else at all.

It’s dinner time.

The taro chicken was reheated, and four dishes were added, a freshly fried small crispy pork, a cold coriander beef, a stir-fried mushroom, and a large pot covered with red oil , Maocai covered with green onion and coriander, said to use two catties of hairy belly. In addition, the vegetarian vegetables in the boiled pork slices left over at noon were also added to Maocai.

Zhang yogurt stumbled and ate again.

It turned out to be a cake.

How can this thing be delicious? She has always used it for fun, so she didn’t take it seriously at all.

Absolutely didn’t expect , the cake bought by the sand sculpture green vegetables is actually used to eat, and it is very delicious, blueberry lemon flavor. The cream above is actually made of lemon-flavored nonfat yogurt. It is low-calorie, not greasy, slightly sour, and contains a lot of blueberries.

Accidentally ate two plates.

Yogurt Zhang: …

After dark.

Everyone sat around and made dumplings.

The sand sculpture green cabbage symbolically wrapped two pieces, so I didn’t bother to wrap it. I played with the peach next to me, forcibly taught the peach to salute and learn how to croak.

“Wow! I have so many bags!” Chen Banxia said, “It’s almost as much as I can, and my refrigerator won’t be able to hold any more!”

“Yes. “Ning Qing said.

“Then do you still pay?” Chen Banxia asked.

“No more.”

“Chen Shu, won’t you bring some dumplings back? Although you lied to your dear elder sister, your dear elder sister can still be generous I will share with you.”

“No need.” Chen Shu said lightly, “I can go back to the dormitory and ask my roommates to wrap it up, and they will be very happy.”

“Wow, really!”

“Then you two should take your bags back.” Chen Shu said to Chen Banxia and Zhang Yogurt, “Sprinkle some flour to prevent them from sticking together on the road, so you can take them back after you go back.” Put them evenly separately, do not touch each other, freeze them in the refrigerator, and then take them out and put them together so that they won’t stick together.”

“I know! I really think elder sister So stupid?” Chen Banxia was dissatisfied with the tone of the younger brother’s words to him.

“What about you guys?” Zhang Yogurt asked.

“My elder sister and I will go back tomorrow.” the little girl said.

“What about you?” Chen Banxia looked towards Chen Shu again.

“Aiya, I got a little drunk tonight, I’ll go back tomorrow too.” Chen Shu put his hand on his forehead.

“Sleeping on the sofa is so fun?” Chen Banxia said.

“I slept soundly on the bed.”

“Huh?”

Chen Banxia’s eyes widened in excitement.

Zhang Yogurt fell into a sluggishness.

Mechanically turned his head and looked at his roommate, but saw his roommate’s face was calm, and he didn’t mean to refute at all.

She fell into a deep silence.

Ten minutes later.

Zhang Yogurt took the dumplings to the door.

The sand sculpture of green vegetables also gave her a bouquet of flowers, saying that they were cut out when she was bored in the afternoon, and asked her to go back and put them in a vase in the dormitory.

This is a bunch of light purple flowers with a refreshing and pleasant fragrance. There are about seven or eight flowers.

Zhang Yogurt walked out of the community dully.

To be honest, today would have been a perfect party if I hadn’t witnessed Ning Qing’s show of affection, learned the hidden side of Goddess’s roommate, and made me look like a fool, today would have been a perfect party. Going to the movies, singing and dancing after dinner is ten thousand times better.

Especially the cooking skills of this sand-carved green vegetable, where did he learn so many novel methods?

“Alas…”

I don’t know when the next time I will eat the food he cooks, I just have to see when my roommates pack their leftovers and come back.

Hopefully don’t wait until this time next year.

Back to the dorm.

The dormitory was empty, and the temperature dropped a little at night, making it even more deserted.

Zhang Yogurt went to take a bath. The hot water poured on her body and flowed down her body lines, which relieved her exhaustion, and her brain gradually became clearer. What she saw and heard began to gradually emerge in her mind.

Zhang Yogurt was forced to think.

The more I think about it, the more tired I get.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like a fool.

“Buzz.”

Zhang Yogurt lowered his head dully and turned on his phone.

Overwhelming Righteousness Qi: How was the dinner?

Too lazy to get back to him.

Zhang Yogurt turned off the phone, got up, walked straight back to the room, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep.

One o’clock in the morning.

Zhang Yogurt woke up suddenly——

How could this happen! ?

Where’s my cool Goddess roommate?

What about my roommate who will never fall in love and marry, is aloof and indifferent, and will grow old alone with me in the future?

And people with the bloodline of heaven and man, even if they get married and have children, will they not have such a posture?

Ning Qing even wiped the oil on his hands!

Ning Qing actually walks behind his back!

Ning Qing even let him sleep in his own bed!

They are living together! ?

In addition, Xiaoxiao, as Qingqing’s younger sister, has an equal amount of bloodline flowing in her body, and she is so well-behaved in front of him!

How can this be! !

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

I’m so smart and witty! I spent half a year getting along to find out the character of my roommate! My spiritual sense will never lie!

Forget it, don’t think about it anymore.

If you think about it, you will die sooner or later.

Sleep matters, dog life matters.

Zhang Yogurt forced himself to close his eyes.

Three o’clock in the middle of the night.

Zhang Yogurt woke up again——

I he really is a fool!

…

The next morning.

The two roommates finally returned to the dorm.

In the second half of the night, Zhang Yogurt, who barely slept, sat on the sofa High Level with them, her eyes were a little dark, she couldn’t help it, she was such a thoughtful person. But after thinking about it in the middle of the night, she couldn’t figure out why Ning Qing did this.

“Go back, come back?”

Ning Qing just gave her a light look, and in a trance he was still the cold roommate.

Zhang Yogurt blinked his eyes and looked towards Xiaoxiao – it doesn’t matter if you can’t figure it out, the wise man always has a simpler way to solve the problem.

“Xiaoxiao.”

“?”

“When did your elder sister fall in love with your brother-in-law?”

“ ?”

“…” Zhang Yogurt read a little bit of vigilance from the little girl’s eyes. She couldn’t understand it for a while, but she didn’t argue. The real wise man always has the simplest solution to the problem. “There is a small potato stand outside the school next door, dip it in chili noodles, it’s really cool.”

“I don’t know.”

“I don’t know?”

“I don’t know.”

“How come I don’t know?…Details.”

“I was young then.”

“When did you start calling him brother-in-law?”

“Thirteen years old.”

“Why did you call him brother-in-law?”

“Because he’s brother-in-law.”

“Then why didn’t you call him brother-in-law before?”

“I didn’t learn the word.”

“Then your elder sister didn’t beat you?”

“No.”

“Did the elder sister already like him very much then?”

“Yes.”

“…” Zhang Yogurt was still a little skeptical, “You are so young, do you know what to like?”

“I have grown up.”

“Oh oh.” Zhang Yogurt was persuaded by with no difficulty, “What does it look like when you usually get along with your elder sister and brother-in-law, even if it’s your birthday?”

“It’s like the three of us together.”

“Describe in detail.”

“I, elder sister, brother-in-law, stay together. “

“describe more carefully!!”

“We’re staying in the same house.”

“…is it the same as yesterday?”

“Yes.”

“…” Zhang Yogurt was silent again, “Your brother-in-law really slept in the elder sister’s bed last night?”

“Yes.”

“Where’s the elder sister?”

“Sleeping on the sofa.”

“Oh…”

That’s okay, that’s okay.

Zhang Yogurt thought for a while, then asked: “Then do you also like to get along with your brother-in-law?”

“You have a lot of questions…”

“I’ll treat you to potatoes for a week!”

“I like it.”

“?” expected.

After a little hesitation, Zhang Yogurt asked boldly, “Then do you like to get along with your brother-in-law, or with me?”

“?”

“Okay, then if one side is the best potato in the world, and the other side is your brother-in-law, you can only choose one, which one do you choose?”

“Brother-in-law.”

“…” Zhang Yogurt’s expression gradually became solemn, “Why do you and elder sister like him so much? Don’t you have a bloodline?”

“Because he is a brother-in-law.”

“What exactly?”

“He’s your brother-in-law.”

“What if he’s not your brother-in-law?”

“He is.”

“Then what if he broke up with your elder sister?”

“Change elder sister.”

“Then your elder sister. sister?”

“Which elder sister?”

“…”

Zhang Yogurt slowly gave a thumbs up, and immediately He fell on the sofa with a thud, unable to calm down for a long time.

The little girl went back to the room, her eyes twinkling.

Do you need a reason to like to get along with your brother-in-law?

There seems to be no reason.

That’s a habit since childhood.

The mother is short-tempered and severely impatient, while the father is an extremely indifferent person, and the two will not have children.

The elder sister seems to have inherited the indifference of the father and the irritability of the mother at the same time. Although there are not many inheritances, if there is no brother-in-law to take care of them since childhood, teach them gently and patiently, care for them, and lead them to a Knowing this world the right way, it’s hard to imagine what they would be like now.

I’m afraid the relationship between the elder sister and her will not be as good as it is now?

Such an elder sister must be a strange and unpleasant elder sister.

That’s right——

That kind of self must be a strange self.

So for her and the elder sister, the most important person in the world is the brother-in-law.

(End of this chapter)