Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-03-05

Chapter 193 Big brother, let alone second brother

Let’s discuss.

A lobby foreman cautiously suggested: “How about we let her go to the men’s bathroom? We just need to make sure that there is no one in the men’s bathroom. In fact, the men’s bathroom is just one more row of urinals than the women’s bathroom…”

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“Okay.”

“Then please both of you get involved and see who will take her in.” The foreman cautiously looked towards the two of them, “I’m afraid that after she enters the men’s bathroom, she will be in trouble again. What happened…”

“…”

Chen Shu looked towards Qing Qing.

Qingqing seemed to have a premonition, and said lightly: “You go, I can’t coax her.”

“Okay.”

Chen Shu is waiting The waiter came out to make sure that there was no one in the men’s bathroom, so he looked towards Zhang Yogurt, and sighed said:

“Let’s go, roommate.”

“Okay!”

You’re still agreeing pretty readily?

Chen Shu was even more speechless.

The restrooms of this kind of restaurant are generally very clean, otherwise it will affect the score on the “National Dianping”. After Chen Shu walked in, he looked left and right, and pointed to a cubicle and said to Zhang Yogurt: “Go on, remember to close the door.”

No response.

What happened?

Chen Shu looked helplessly.

I saw Zhang Yogurt standing there, staring blankly at the two urinals. After a few seconds, she pointed at the urinal, but turned her head to look at Chen Shu:

“What’s this for?”

“Oh, this is a urinal, for boys to pee.” Chen Shu said casually, and pointed to the compartment, “Go there.”

“Why?”

“Don’t you want to go to the toilet?”

“I want to pee…”

“…” Chen Shu was speechless, still pointing to the cubicle, “You go there!”

“Why?”

Zhang Yogurt asked and walked to the urinal , staring down, frowned, but fell into contemplation, not knowing what to do for a while, and still mumbled vaguely: “I’m a boy…I want to pee…This is a boy’s peeing drop…I I’m going to pee here…”

Chen Shu:…

Silently adjust the angle of the phone camera.

At this moment, Zhang Yogurt suddenly turned his head, so frightened that he almost put away his phone.

Fortunately, I have a strong psychological quality.

I saw Zhang Yogurt stretched out his hand and scratched his head, his face full of doubts: “How is this thing used, I forgot…”

The words were unclear.

Chen Shu still pointed at the cubicle: “Forget it, you can just go inside the cubicle.”

“No way! I’m going to pee in the urinal!”

“…”

Chen Shu pondered for a few seconds, then suddenly changed his previous attitude, pointed at her and said loudly: “You are definitely not a man!”

“…”

Zhang Yogurt was taken aback by his suddenly stern tone, and she was stunned for a while, almost doubting herself. ‘s rebuttal:

“I’m a man!”

“Men generally don’t urinate in the urinal! Unless the compartment is full of people!” Chen Shu’s truth is only One’s tone, “Look at you, the cubicle is clearly empty, but you insist on urinating in the urinal! Don’t argue, you must be a woman!”

“Why?”

“Why, you really are a woman!”

“…”

Zhang Yogurt fell into a deeper self-doubt, and quietly glanced at With Chen Shu: “What the hell is that?”

“Because I’m afraid of being compared!”

“Oh!!!”

Zhang Yogurt suddenly realized , immediately turned around and walked towards the cubicle, muttering as he walked: “I’m a boy…I want to go to the cubicle to pee…I’m afraid of being compared when I stand outside to pee…”

Chen Shu hurriedly turned off the video, and the rest of the recording was a bit overdone.

“ka!”

Zhang Yogurt opened the door of the compartment, glanced at the squatting toilet inside, but looked back at Chen Shu: “Is that squatting or standing? I forgot…”

She reached out and scratched her head as she spoke.

Chen Shu pondered for a few seconds:

“Stand.”

“Okay, I’ll go inside and stand to pee, because I’m afraid of being compared… ”

Zhang Yogurt closed the door of the compartment while talking to himself. The sound of the door closed and he looked at Chen Shu vigilantly. He was still muttering constantly, don’t peek at me, I’m afraid of being caught by you. Compare things like that, and close the door and lock it.

“…”

Chen Shu then went out.

As soon as I walked to the door of the bathroom, I heard a shout from inside: “Fuck!! I’m a little kid!?”

Chen Shu:…

There is a group of people outside.

Waiters, customers, at least a dozen, don’t know if they have any video.

Chen Shu looked towards Qing Qing.

Qingqing stood there calmly.

Chen Shu sighed: “It’s really a headache.”

Nodded indifferently, agreeing, and repeated the sentence: “It’s really a headache.”

“Why do you have a headache…”

Chen Shu said halfway through, and suddenly froze for a while, not knowing what to think, his expression was as uncomfortable as eating a fly.

“Ah…”

Chen Shu passed behind Qingqing with one hand, and pressed the other hand on her face with open fingers, gritted her teeth: “I I’m going to kill you!!!”

Qingqing stood where he was, letting others do what he wanted.

After two minutes.

Zhang Yogurt came out of the bathroom.

She blushed and walked erratically. She didn’t forget to wash her hands, and after washing her hands, she pulled two pieces of paper to dry her hands before walking towards the two of them.

“Let’s go.”

Zhang Yogurt, who has re-proved his gender, is very comfortable and walks with wind.

Chen Shu followed behind her, turned on the camera quietly, and asked, “Brother Yogurt, do you urinate standing or squatting?”

“Of course it is. Standing peeing! I’m a man!”

“Well, fine.”

Chen Shu glanced at her shorts and legs.

Very clean, with long, snow-white legs.

Prove that this person is actually squatting to urinate.

But in order to maintain her male self-esteem, in order to hide the fact that she lost her masculinity, she chose to lie.

“tsk tsk.”

Chen Shu was overjoyed.

A very small voice came from beside me: “You look very happy.”

“…”

It was like a basin of cold water pouring down .

Chen Shu instantly calmed down.

Ning Qing approached Chen Shu, almost beside him, walked forward and whispered in his ear: “If you make me angry one day, I will take your video. Also send it to her, so that you can hurt each other and see who is better.”

“…”

Chen Shu couldn’t help but fall into doubt——

This Is the girl really brought up by me?

…

The physique of people and people cannot be generalized.

For example, Zhang Yogurt’s physique is different from ordinary people – she and Chen Banxia sat on the chair with crossed shoulders, holding an empty wine bottle, raised her head high, opened her mouth, and then from A few drops of wine dripping from the bottle mouth suddenly reacted.

This wine wakes up when you wake up.

At that time, Zhang Yogurt had an unprecedented serious face, put down the wine bottle instantly, and sat silent for a long time without spirit slowly recovers.

The thoughts in my head are complicated.

What did I just do?

Is this what I do?

And so many people watching?

And in front of Goddess’ roommate?

In the end, is that the bathroom where the sand sculpture green vegetables took me to? The bathroom he took me to? ?

“This…”

Zhang Yogurt feels that this is not just a question of whether it will lead to the death of the society, but may lead to the collapse of his Dao Heart and sword heart Fragmented, and since then, he has become a fool who can’t raise his head when he sees anyone, drooling at the corners of his mouth all day long, and Aba Aba.

It’s like a way to stop this.

“…”

Zhang Yogurt decided to forget about it.

Forget it.

If you forget it, it means it never happened.

Zhang Yogurt let out a long breath, grinned, returned to a happy state, leaned to the side, and said to Chen Banxia: “Sister Banxia…you said you don’t want to fall in love and get married either. ”

“What’s the point of that…”

“Let’s retire together…”

“What? Guys?”

“Let’s partner for the elderly…”

“Fire?”

“Let’s, partner, pension…” Zhang Yogurt approached Chen Banxia’s ear , loudly said, the voice echoed in the whole box, “It’s just that when we are old, we go out to play, drink, fight, and have fun together…”

“Oh!”

Chen Banxia said Got it, but the brain needs to process it for a while.

After about two minutes, she turned her head and said to Zhang Yogurt: “I have a younger brother to give me the pension, why should I partner with you?”

“Okay… “

Zhang Yogurt sat up straight.

Ten minutes later.

The little girl helped Zhang Yogurt out of the restaurant expressionlessly, while Chen Shu carried Chen Banxia on his back and walked to the parking space of Ning Qing’s house.

Open the door.

Put Chen Banxia in.

Slapped twice in the face.

Get in the main driver, start, and drive out of the parking space.

in one go.

Chen Shu stepped on the brakes and said to Qingqing and Xiaoxiao who were standing on the side of the road: “You won’t vomit after drinking spirit wine, so it shouldn’t be a big problem, you two should coax her to wash one after you get home. Hot bath, I guess she will wake up by herself.”

Qingqing heard this looked towards little girl.

The little girl was silent.

Zhang Yogurt was still happily greeting Chen Banxia, and Chen Banxia was also lying on the window responding to her, two idiots.

Chen Shu accelerated and drove away.

It’s getting late.

After Chen Shu took Chen Banxia home, he also wrote a piece of content that read, “Because I was so drunk, my younger brother brought me home, which affected my younger brother’s relationship. I’m sorry, I will voluntarily compensate the younger brother ten thousand yuan when I wake up tomorrow”, coaxed Chen Banxia to sign and fingerprinted her before letting her go to sleep.

Immediately, he also went to take a shower, lay down on the bed, and started to contact Deacon He.

Chen Shu: Hello, boss

Chen Shu: I will try to be promoted next month

Chen Shu: How to apply for medicine

Deacon He: Where are you now

Chen Shu: Yuan Prefecture, Bai City

Deacon He: Hometown

Chen Shu: Yes

Deacon He : It’s a bit far away

Deacon He : Well, I’ll send you a form, you can print it out, fill it out, sign it and send it to me, I’ll talk to the Vice Sect Master to help you Agent, when the time comes sect, they may call you to confirm, you remember to answer it

Chen Shu: OK

Deacon He: If it goes well, I will when the time comes Bringing it to you, the item is too expensive, it is risky to go by express

Deacon He: Try not to affect your promotion

Chen Shu: It’s too much trouble for you

Deacon He: Where’s the job

Deacon He: How is Cultivation now?

Chen Shu: It’s time for Peak

Deacon He: Not bad

Chen Shu chatted with him and turned off the phone.

Daily Cultivation.

(End of this chapter)