Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-03-15

Chapter 214 I can’t learn to bend over with my life

“I keep this pace, I must stay in the fallen leaves Walk over that line before landing, or I will be extremely unlucky!”

Zhang Yogurt thought to himself, staring at the fallen leaves in front of him and keeping his pace.

The fallen leaves are swaying in the air, one left and one right.

But when she was halfway there, the darn fallen leaves were no longer swaying, and the speed of falling quickly accelerated.

“It doesn’t matter if I speed up the pace a little bit.”

Zhang Yogurt thought so, speeding up the pace slightly, but not too fast, at least not more than walking ahead Chen Shu and the tour guide of , after all, she came out today as that fool’s bodyguard.

The leaves fall to the ground.

Zhang Yogurt stopped, half a step away from the line ahead.

“This time doesn’t count, I have another chance.”

Zhang Yogurt thought so, and secretly nodded.

Yes, that’s it.

This is Tasha Street.

Today, she and Gate of Many Wonders and unknown people received orders. I heard that an expert wanted to visit Tasha and asked the three of them to be the guards. Zhang Yogurt knew it with his ass. It was this sand sculpture and green vegetables that was doing the trick, but there was no way, the military command was like a mountain, and the Sword Sect Disciple was arrogant, but it was able to bend and stretch.

a wise man submits to circumstances!

Zhang Yogurt considers himself a handsome man!

Super invincible hero!

So she imitated the bodyguard in the movie, wearing a black sports suit, holding a long sword in her hand, and with a cold face, she followed behind Chen Shu.

“I’m a machine bodyguard now!”

Zhang Yogurt told himself in his heart, so as not to give him a chance to be proud.

Wait, if he wants to pretend, he will never cooperate with him, and he will not even give him an expression to make him pretend to be lonely.

Next to him is the indifferent Gate of Many Wonders, an unknown person who is always silent. Chen Shu and the diplomat named Shang Xia walked at the forefront, and Shang Xia also temporarily acted as their tour guide and translator.

“The Daban Temple is in front, and Tasha’s most famous snack street is also here. It’s just that the domestic situation in Tasha has been severe recently, the tourism industry has almost stopped, and the economic downturn is also very serious. These snacks are not The necessities of life, so many are closed, and your experience may not be very good.”

“It’s okay, just join in the fun.”

Chen Shu smiled gently and said to the tour guide: “You Don’t be so polite. We all came out to play. Did you find out? The four of us know each other, and the three of them were not transferred from the army. You can just treat us as a tour group and a bastard… We still have to call you elder sister.”

“Huh?”

The female civil servant was a little stunned and asked, “How old are you?”

“Real 21, False 22, Akira 23, Mao 24.”

“Huh?”

“21.”

“Aren’t you an expert group? I always thought you were just looking young!”

“Hi…”

Zhang Yogurt walked behind with a blank expression on his face, knowing that this person might be pretending again Forced, she must pretend not to see.

However, I only heard Chen Shu laughed and said: “Take the relationship out to see the world…”

The tour guide, the elder sister hearing this, immediately relaxed.

It’s not that much of a stress.

Zhang Yogurt was surprised.

You admit it? And no pretense?

Zhang Yogurt couldn’t help but fall into contemplation, thinking that if he changed himself, he had such a good opportunity just now, no matter what.

At this moment, I saw the sand sculpture Qingcai turned around and handed him the half bottle of water he had not finished drinking:

“Huwei Zhang, help me get it. “

“?”

Lao Tzu cut you down with a sword believing or not?

“en?”

“?”

How about you!

I saw Zhang Yogurt with a cold face, in her mind, her image and temperament at this time were exactly the same as the two roommates in normally, with her own kind of rejection beyond a thousand li The indifference halo, freezing force field, and said coldly:

“I’m a guard, not a follower!”

After thinking about it, she added: “I only Responsible for saving your dog’s life at a critical moment, if you want to survive, be honest!”

Cool!

Who says guards are inferior? You see, aren’t you very cool?

“I’m going to eat Tasha’s snacks later. If you are a guard, you can’t participate, you can only stand by and watch us eat.”

“!”

Zhang Yogurt glared at him with a very intimidating look, and then grabbed the water in his hand.

The person who knows food is Junjie.

Zhang Yogurt considers himself a handsome man.

The entire group came to the snack street next to Daban Temple and saw the oil stains on the ground. Usually, the two sides of this road should be crowded with small vendors, but now only a few tricycles are still in business. There is almost no business.

Chen Shu took a look in the past and bought some snacks.

Something similar to fruit salad, a beef burrito, and a stir-fried hot and sour mix-up, all of which have been seen in the short video.

Chen Shu greeted the tour guide, the elder sister, to sit down together and start tasting.

The main raw material of fruit salad is Divine King fruit. Divine King fruit is a special product of this place. The pulp looks like mangosteen but is smaller than mangosteen. Very refreshing.

The beef burrito is a thin, soft, chewy flatbread. The beef is grilled, sprinkled with a lot of spices, and it is fragrant and spicy. Rolled up in a flatbread, a combination of carbs and grilled meat.

The hot and sour mix-up is just so-so, you can’t taste what’s in it. If you replace it with seafood or something, it might taste a lot better.

Eat and chat.

Zhang Yogurt was cold and didn’t speak much.

Gate of Many Wonders has a milder personality in reality, not as funny as in the group, or maybe Zhang Yogurt is sitting next to him and he doesn’t dare to tease.

Anonymous people are much more silent than those on the Internet.

Therefore, most of the time, the tour guide elder sister was chatting with Chen Shu. When they talked about the wonderful things, it was obvious that Zhang Yogurt could not hold back, but after a struggling expression appeared on his face, And forcibly swallowed the words.

It’s weird.

After eating, the entire group went to visit Daban Temple again.

It is amazing that there is a statue of Saint Ancestor in the temple of Daban.

Chen Shu took the job of the tour guide elder sister and explained to them: “This is because when Saint Ancestor ruled the world, at that time, he was regarded as the only righteous god walking in the world. He is the only king in the whole world. Later Great Xia moved, and Tasha Kingdom, which inherited part of Great Xia’s culture and system at that time, declared itself to be the orthodox inheritance of Saint Ancestor staying here in order to create an “orthodox” image for itself. Over time, they believed it themselves, and for a long time, they believed that Saint Ancestor was their ancestor. It wasn’t, Tasha was very different from us.”

Guide The little elder sister nodded again and again: “That’s it.”

Gate of Many Wonders also suddenly realized.

Anonymous people are a little uncomfortable, like they don’t know what to say if they don’t answer.

Out of the temple, several people began to walk back.

“Guard Zhang.”

“!”

“Give me a sip of water.”

“!”

Zhang Yogurt handed out the water with a cold face.

Chen Shu finished drinking and handed it back to her.

“Thanks.”

Thank you for your numbness!

Zhang Yogurt took it silently, pretending to be an emotionless guard robot, so that he would not feel awkward.

Meanwhile praying to myself—

Someone will attack soon! It’s better to beat this sand-carved vegetable to death and let him beg her to protect him! When the time comes, he will understand that she is not a servant who takes water, but a super invincible Guardian God! He should be respectful to her!

Unfortunately, the attack has been delayed.

“Alas…”

Zhang Yogurt sighed in his heart, holding water in one hand and a sword in the other, boredly staring at a stray dog sitting in front of him, thinking again:

“I have to walk up to it before it gets up, or I’ll die on the spot!”

The dog stood up as soon as the thought fell.

“I still have a life.”

Zhang Yogurt walked obediently and honestly with his head down, and decided not to play this trick again if he was bored, but the gaps in the floor tiles on the ground were still very difficult. Seduced her and made her unable to control her inner thoughts:

“My pace remains the same, and when I reach the twenty-eighth step, my toes just touch a brick crack, otherwise I will To be extremely unlucky.

“One, two…

“Twenty eight…

“Oh I was wrong, it was twenty-nine.

“Twenty-nine.”

Zhang Yogurt was in a good mood.

At this time, she noticed the gaze from the front, looked up and saw that the sand sculpture green vegetable looked at her with a very strange expression, hehe, didn’t expect Laozi to be so cold one side, right?

“Today…how come you look more stupid than usual?” Chen Shu frowned slightly and asked in confusion.

“??”

Are you a fool!

Is it cold?

The Gate of Many Wonders next to it immediately echoed: “I think so too!”

You think it’s a fart! henchman one! I bought you for a little roadside snack. Are you people in Taoism so spineless?

Then the unknown person on the side also glanced at her quietly, and quickly looked back.

Check it out! ! Fortunately, you run fast, otherwise your eyes will be picked!

Zhang Yogurt was very active in her heart, but she still had a stern face, even raised her chin, and said proudly: “I just feel that with you, I have nothing to say!”

” Then the three of us will come out tomorrow and let her stay at the hotel on duty.”

“…That’s not necessary.”

Sword Sect Disciple, able to bend and stretch.

Zhang Yogurt pretended to check the security situation all around, turned his head and looked towards the distance, not looking at them.

Return safely to the hotel.

Chen Shu took out his mobile phone, connected to the wireless network, and began to report today’s situation to Qingqing.

Chen Shu: haha

Qingqing: ?

Chen Shu: Strolling around Tasha today and having some snacks

Chen Shu: [Picture]

Qingqing: Who are there

Chen Shu: A tour guide, Zhang Yogurt, the anonymous person in the group and the Gate of Many Wonders

Qingqing: What is that in the lower right corner

Chen Shu: Hot and sour mix-up

Chen Shu: I feel that the sauce tastes pretty good. The acid is mainly provided by tomatoes and lemons. It has been fermented and is very refreshing, but the ingredients are not very good. It will be better if you replace it with small seafood. I eat a lot, but unfortunately it’s a bit far from the sea

Qingqing: How did you do it

Chen Shu: I don’t know, if you can please me, I’m in a good mood, I can consider it Go and ask the local chef at the hotel

Qingqing: how to please

Chen Shu: You want to do it yourself

Qingqing: I don’t want to eat it

Chen Shu: …

…

The room is diagonally opposite the door.

Zhang Yogurt has forgotten about the fuss he suffered during the day, and only happily picked up his mobile phone and found his Goddess roommate.

Zhang yogurt: clear and clear

Zhang yogurt: see what I ate

Zhang yogurt: [picture]

Zhang Yogurt: I was asked to protect your boyfriend who is not in a relationship today. Let me tell you, Tasha is very dangerous. We walked on the street because the skin is fairer and the clothes are better. Many people glare like a tiger watching his prey watching us, fortunately I have a strong aura and scared them all, otherwise your boyfriend who is not in love will say that he will be robbed two or three times.

Ning Qing: Sorry, Not interested

“…”

Zhang Yogurt’s expression is very complicated.

(End of this chapter)