Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-03-29

Chapter 242 I don’t believe it!

The end of the month marks the 300th birthday of the Sword Sect master.

What is this concept?

The traditional Sword Sect system with explosive battle strength and Mingzong’s martial cultivation system, which is good at protracted combat, are also known as the two best Cultivation systems in Dayi. The 300-year-old sword master can be called Dayi is one of the human beings with the highest level of martial power in the whole world. Looking around the world, who doesn’t sell his face?

This is the 300th birthday.

President Lan Ya has to send a congratulatory message.

The new emperor of Dayi will be present in person to celebrate his birthday.

I heard that the leaders of the top Sects in and outside Dayi will also be present with their noses pinched.

This, it is normal to have some grudges when you are young. They are all hundreds of years old. It is not easy to live at this age. Looking back and looking around, people who knew each other back then turned into loess. The tomb, I don’t know if anyone is cleaning it now. It’s three hundred years old. I can come or try my best.

Zhang yogurt will naturally come back.

She intends to leave on the 20th, just the day before the Master’s birthday.

It is not necessary to arrive too early.

Mainly because on the first day of the new year, since she was not around the Master and senior brother and senior sisters, she could not control the direction of the conversation, she had used fraudulent tactics for several years to talk to them. It was accidentally punctured between.

It’s not her fault.

The fraud scheme itself is very delicate. Even if she is occasionally suspected, she has a complete set of countermeasures for many years. However, now she is wandering overseas and fighting. .

In short, the senior brothers and senior sisters let her out, asking her to either refund the money or give her a brand new high-power, long-lasting electric wheelchair with jet port.

The money has been used up long ago, where can I get it back?

Impossible.

High power, long battery life, and electric wheelchair with jet port?

Sounds cool!

Who can refuse to use an electric wheelchair to go to class, eat, go shopping, quarrel with others, race cars, and drift?

Just kidding.

Zhang Yogurt’s original plan was to go to Yujing the day before and take the Imperial Family’s ride back to the sect cheeky, and she made an agreement with Overwhelming Righteousness Qi, forgive the sand sculpture group owner who dared not Pit her, and those sand sculpture senior brother and senior sister, no matter how irrational, dare not do it in front of the Imperial Family?

On the day of the Master’s birthday, there are all the big bosses in the world, and they will be calmer, right?

Is the face of Sword Sect worth it?

After the Master’s birthday, because the school starts early, and studies are more important, so it’s okay for her to follow the Imperial Family team back to Yujing as soon as possible, right?

Zhang Yogurt thinks so.

But then she changed her mind.

There are two reasons.

First, the little sister she made during the summer vacation will have her birthday in a few days, so she wants to go back early.

Of course this is a secondary reason.

Secondly, her roommate has not replied to her on Fetion for several months. She misses her roommate very much.

I heard from the little sister that now her roommate and Chen Shu are on vacation in that archipelago. They forgot their surnames and didn’t even want to go to school. She made a video call to both of them and they also Do not pick up.

The little sister sent her the address, and if she told her to pass through those archipelagos, they would go and bring them back to celebrate her birthday.

It just so happens——

If you go back to Dayi by sea from Duqin, you have to pass by that archipelago.

Zhang Yogurt thought, he might not be able to get them back, but at least he could meet his roommate. Of course, it’s better to persuade them to go back, so Chen Shu will definitely cook at the little sister’s birthday party, so she can have a good meal by herself.

After staying in Duqin for so long, she was dying of greed.

Then hid in Yujing and didn’t tell the senior brother and senior sister that they were back, until the Master’s birthday banquet at the end of the month, and went back with the Imperial Family to the sect.

Perfect.

This is Zhang Yogurt’s plan.

So she set off after the Lantern Festival, and just found a cruise ship and headed to that archipelago.

The plan could not keep up with the changes——

The cruise ship was halfway through, and a rainstorm suddenly broke out on the sea. Wow, that big wave is higher than the mountain. I am afraid that it can knock down the Dynasty Building with a slap. What kind of sword cultivator, go to him, when this wave is taken, the shadow of the cruise ship can no longer be seen.

This is of course not difficult for her.

She’s a genius after all.

Zhang Yogurt was quick-witted at a critical time, and decisively cut a piece of wood from the cruise ship, put it in the storage Magical Artifact, and then soaked it in the water. When the wind and waves passed, she took the board out in a hurry. Take it out, tie a rope on the wooden board, and then take out the Divine Sword. The other end of the rope is tied to the Divine Sword. Relying on the obsession of wanting to meet the roommate and strong spiritual sense, I chose a correct direction and let the Divine Sword fly forward. , dragging the plank, so it can go farther than Controlling Sword Flight.

And then she floated and floated on the sea.

Drifting and drifting, she quickly realized that she might be looking in the wrong direction.

Because she didn’t meet a single ship.

I don’t know how many winds and waves I have experienced in the middle. In short, when she reacts, there is an isolated island in front of her.

Zhang Yogurt was speechless.

However, after thinking about it, wandering on an isolated island, searching for treasures, and having a fortuitous encounter, this is obviously the script of the protagonist. If you want to wear a crown, you must bear the weight. As the most powerful person in this era and even since ancient times, he is favored by many Spiritual Gods. He is Heaven’s Chosen Child, and it is normal for his fate to be rough.

This kind of treatment is not everyone who can enjoy it.

For example, those sand sculpture group friends…

Bland and boring life…

In this way, Zhang Yogurt immediately accepted this fact, and expressed his admiration for the fact. The upcoming island survival and adventure ahead are full of expectations.

Fortunately, she usually likes to watch this kind of wilderness survival video, and has accumulated a wealth of theoretical knowledge.

This knowledge is finally going to come in handy!

So Zhang Yogurt swam towards the shore excitedly, only to feel that stepping into the high rank, being promoted to the ninth rank, and stepping onto the altar, everything was within sight.

“Woohoo!”

Zhang Yogurt even felt that this rafting career was specially made for him by God.

As for the Master’s birthday, the electric wheelchair, and the little sister’s birthday, I’m sorry, the Sword Sect Disciple has a bad memory, as everyone knows. The only thing that made her feel a little bit regretful was not being able to see the Goddess roommate she was thinking of, and not being able to get a good meal at the little sister’s birthday party.

There is no way, this is fate.

“Woohoo!”

Zhang Yogurt set foot on the beach.

“wu wu wu……”

The down-to-earth feeling made her so moved.

Drifting and swaying on the sea these days, she was about to vomit, so that now she has a support under her feet, but she feels uncomfortable. Heaven and Earth on a kind of island are constantly spinning and shaking. illusion.

Even she had hallucinations…

A man wearing an old white vest with “Advanced Production Worker” written in red on his chest appeared in front of her with his hands behind his back , and he was wearing a pair of drawstring pajama pants and a pair of flip-flops, leaning closer and staring at her.

The man asked, “What are you whining?”

This hallucination…

“pa!”

Zhang Yogurt slapped herself, and after feeling the pain, she opened her mouth and looked at this person dully:

“Who are you…”

“You are stupid ?”

“Hey, it’s really your voice! What the hell, is this an illusion? There is still an illusion on this island?”

“Unfortunately, it’s not.”

“You lied to me! I don’t believe it!”

Zhang Yogurt stared at him in disbelief, and then looked around this isolated island. Isn’t this a chance that only belongs to him?

“…”

“Are you really Chen Shu?”

“Is your little Haw still there?”

“ What the hell! Why are you here?”

“I want to ask you, why are you here?”

“You’re here, why can’t I come?”

“I’ll come first.”

“If you come first, I won’t be able to come?”

“…Is there something wrong with your brain? Is this the time to talk about this? What’s the point of talking about this?”

“Oh, it’s…”

Zhang Yogurt also woke up instantly, and his expression returned to normal. He sees through his own mental activity.

Looking at the person in front of her, she was silent for a while, and chose to be the first to tell: “In order to rush back to Dayi to attend my Master’s 300th birthday, I found a cruise ship in the coastal city of Duqin to cross. Dayang, then encountered a rainstorm, and finally drifted here by accident.”

“Accidentally?”

“ao!”

Zhang Yogurt’s face is not red. Don’t jump:

“Are you?”

“Have you read the news? A frigate must have been sunk by the Mengyue Cult at sea?”

“Look, now our country is all over the world to pay the Dream Moon Sect…” Zhang Yogurt was dumbfounded, “Didn’t you say you’re not on that frigate?”

“I’m here. “

“Oh!” Zhang Yogurt stared at him unblinkingly, still a little unresponsive, scratching his head, “But aren’t you on vacation with Qingqing on that archipelago? I forgot my last name.”

“Fake.”

“Afraid they’re worried?”

“Yes.”

“Oh…how long have you been here?”

“More than three months.”

“You didn’t intend to leave?”

“I’m trying to figure out a way…”

Chen Shu showed Zhang Yogurt a boat that was formed in one piece with no splices.

Zhang Yogurt turned his head to look, nodded sluggishly, and then asked: “Then why are you still on the island for three months?”

“Because this place is too far from the continent. It’s far away, and it’s very strange here. There is no satellite signal, and Compass can’t be used. My first thought was to explore the special features of this island while waiting for the rescue of a passing cruise ship or Spirit Sect, but no Wait until…” Chen Shu hid the fact that he wanted to play in the wilderness, “Oh, it’s a long story, let’s go, let’s talk slowly.”

“Where to go?”

Zhang Yogurt subconsciously followed, and tilted his head to look at him.

“Go back to my place, you don’t plan to sleep in the wind, do you? It rains very frequently on this island in the last few nights.” Chen Shu paused, “By the way, you floated over to use it. How long?”

“A few days.”

“Have you eaten yet?”

“Yes, sashimi.”

“Let’s go.”

“Where do you live?”

“Just ahead.”

“No way!”

Zhang Yogurt stopped suddenly.

Facing the doubtful gaze cast by Chen Shu, Zhang Yogurt browses tightly knit, her eyes twinkling, she feels that Chen Shu is her Goddess roommate or something, although they have no clear relationship, but they are similar Now, although it’s just a coincidence that the two of them appear at the same time, she still has to keep her limits.

Don’t make Goddess roommates misunderstood or jealous.

Of course, she has confidence in herself. She has been loyal to sword dao all her life, and has no interest in the love of her children at all.

But who knows what roommates will think?

Is it possible that she, a Heaven’s Chosen Child who can only fight, can handle emotional matters? The little girl who fell into the cesspool of love, who can understand her thoughts?

It is best to keep your distance.

Otherwise, even if Chen Shu and Qingqing didn’t make it in the end, and he had this black material, he wouldn’t be able to grow old alone with Qingqing and send each other to death.

So even if you live in the same place with Chen Shu, you can take care of each other and eat a good meal made by Chen Shu, but Zhang Yogurt has also made up his mind:

“You live on an island. This way! Then I will live on the other side of the island!”

“Huh?”

“Just do it! Otherwise, it would be too outrageous!”

” That’s right.” Chen Shu quickly understood what she was thinking, and said nodded, “You live on the other side of the island, and Qingqing and I live on the side of the island, so that after leaving, Qingqing will not have any lumps in her heart, just do it like this.”

“Okay…”

Zhang yogurt was heavily nodded, but suddenly reacted again, reaching out and grabbing the shoulder strap of Chen Shu’s vest: “Who do you live with on this island??”

“Qingqing.”

“Qingqing is here too?”

“What’s wrong?”

“Qingqing Why are you here?”

“She came to me.”

“Looking for you? Why came to you?”

“Missing me, I can’t bear to part with me… After the fight that day, just after you left for a while, she came.”

“…”

(End of this chapter)