Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-04-02

Chapter 255 The Calamity of Zhang Yogurt

Jian State, Sword Sect.

Zhang Yogurt grabbed the star iron fence with both hands and stretched out his head. His big black and white eyes were extremely agile and spinning.

There was a faint sound of muffled sound and sword chants outside.

This is a special cell.

After returning to Sword Sect yesterday, Zhang Yogurt quietly avoided the eyes and ears of the senior brother and senior sister, sneaked back to the sect first, and found the Master. I haven’t seen him for more than a year, and the old sword master naturally misses his youngest direct disciple in every possible way.

With the Master in charge, dinner is naturally enjoyable.

Eldest Senior Brother is eighth rank after all.

That night, Zhang Yogurt did not dare to go back to the room, but slept next to the Master. The Master remembered her wandering and hard work, and did not refuse.

As a result, shortly after she woke up this morning, the Master asked her with a smile if she had finished washing up. She nodded that she had finished washing up, and was immediately arrested.

Waiting for the response, it has been locked here.

Probably think she’s humiliating… humiliating…

Well, I don’t know what to do.

It may be that the Master is not happy with her.

The good news is that Eldest Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Sister, Fifth Senior Brother are also housed here.

What? Fourth Senior Brother?

Fourth Senior Brother escaped the sect overnight, saying he would come back after the limelight had passed.

Six Senior Sister and Seventh Senior Brother?

It’s the two of them who are fighting outside now.

The reason is that the Sixth Senior Sister finally learned that the underwear theft cases she frequently encountered over the past several decades were actually done by her most trusted Junior Brother. Pity her every time she wanted to find out the culprit in anger, this Junior Brother always gave her advice, ran before and after, and even if she couldn’t find it, he also persuaded her to calm down.

Six Senior Sisters almost exploded in anger.

It’s really good now.

Zhang Yogurt grinned at the corners of his mouth, his eyes were filled with happiness, and his ears were pricked up.

I guess both sides suffer?

Then because of the damage to the surrounding environment of Sword Sect, either like the Fourth Senior Brother, go out for shelter, or both sides suffer, recuperate in the sect, or Zhang Yogurt can see them here after a while .

But there is also bad news-

Zhang Yogurt grabbed the star iron fence with both hands, and forcibly retracted her head, her ears hurt from scratching, and then she looked back.

The four silhouettes sit cross-legged behind them, seemingly closing their eyes and resting, but in fact they are all listening intently to the movement above.

They were kept in the same cell.

This ** sword master!

Zhang yogurt gnashing teeth.

Not long after, the prisoner came.

You don’t have to think about it: rice braised with yellow chicken.

This is Sword Sect’s main meal.

Zhang Yogurt grew up eating Braised Chicken and Rice. As long as he is in Sword Sect, except for certain festivals, every day all has Braised Chicken and Rice. Let’s put it this way, I heard that at the beginning of the year, Emperor Dayi came to congratulate the sword master on his birthday. He arrived in the afternoon the day before, and all the Imperial Family members ate yellow stewed chicken rice in the evening.

The reason is that the sword master loves to eat and never gets tired of it.

There is something wrong with this man. He doesn’t eat enough by himself. He has to let everyone eat with him. Day after day, everyone is tired of eating, but he doesn’t.

The movement outside gradually subsided.

Huh? Finished? Or did the two of them go to dinner?

The four behind them opened their eyes at the same time.

Zhang Yogurt felt their gaze, his scalp tingled, he continued to reach out to grab the star iron fence, and stuck his head out again, pretending to be listening intently to the outside and ignorant of what was going on behind him. , hoping that “if you can’t see it, things won’t happen”.

There is a Disciple in front of him who acts as a guard, with his hands in his pockets, taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune on his face.

This idiot!

I went out and broke his leg!

At this time——

Zhang Yogurt saw the guard’s expression sullen as if he had seen something, and quickly rubbed his face, tidy up his instrument, and pretended to concentrate on work.

“en?”

Zhang Yogurt rolled his eyes and his brain quickly became active.

What can I do to stay safe?

What would she do with Qingqing instead?

What will I do if I change to Chen Shu?

“emmm…”

Zhang Yogurt turned around decisively, pretending to be frightened with wide-eyed eyes, and shouted in a panic, “What do you want to do? This is a prison cell!”

“I’ll settle the bill with you,” said Eldest Senior Brother.

“What… what?” Zhang Yogurt said in fear.

“Still pretending to be stupid?” Eldest Senior Brother paused, gnashing teeth, “You deceived us so miserably! Even if you cheated money, the most important thing is that I also called you Master for several years. !”

“And there are so many fellow apprentices, you tell them to send 20,000 yuan, but you ask me to send 30,000 yuan, do you think I’m better off?” Second Senior Brother felt that his IQ was insulted.

“That’s right! You asked them to send 20,000 yuan, but you only asked me to send 10,000 yuan. You look down on me?” Third Senior Sister felt that her personality was insulted.

“And you put us in jail, plus one more crime!” Fifth Senior Brother added.

“I’m your Little Junior Sister, can you bear it?”

“Be patient.”

“This…this is a prison cell!!”

“What about the prison cell?”

“The sect stipulates that fighting is not allowed in the prison cell, kitchen and hut. Zhang Yogurt was so frightened that he stuttered, “Sword Sect is not your Sword Sect, it’s Master’s Sword Sect, you shouldn’t be too irrespective of the law and of natural morality in the sect!”

“It’s useless, I have to break your leg today.” Eldest Senior Brother shook his head and said, “You choose which one you want.”

“Both are interrupted.” Second Senior Brother Say.

“Second,” said Third Senior Sister.

“How about interrupting only one…how about it? How does it feel to turn one into two through your own efforts?” Fifth Senior Brother leaned in and asked.

This guy looks like a villain.

Zhang Yogurt thought so, but shouted loudly: “You… regard the sect rules as nothing! You are not sword masters yet!”

“It’s useless.” Eldest Senior Brother said.

“The Master is three hundred years old, and it’s not that many years. We are not the Sword Master yet, but sooner or later the Sword Master will be handed over to us.” Second Senior Brother sneered and walked towards Zhang Zhang. Yogurt, moving the muscles and bones, crackling.

“When I become the sword master, I will definitely abolish the rule that no fighting is allowed in the cell.” Third Senior Sister said, “Only the kitchen and the hut cannot fight.”

“You To be the sword master?” Fifth Senior Brother was taken aback, “Then what should I be?”

“You be the head of the prison.” Third Senior Sister said.

“Aren’t you guys a little fanciful?” Eldest Senior Brother frowned, “How come it’s not your turn?”

“Yeah! It’s almost my turn!” Second Senior Brother said.

“You’re also a little fanciful,” Eldest Senior Brother said.

“That’s impossible to say.” Third Senior Sister said, “The inheritance of my Sword Sect master position has always been determined by martial power, and it has nothing to do with the order of seniority. Don’t look at the two of you now. It seems that your cultivation base is slightly better, but it is only because you are older and your cultivation time is longer. When the Master dies, the advantages of your cultivation for more than ten years will be almost completely wiped out. Who will win by then? It’s unclear who will lose.”

“Stop fighting, senior brother and senior sister!” Fifth Senior Brother couldn’t bear to say, “Be kind, everyone, when I become the sword master, I will treat you well! ”

“…”

Zhang Yogurt glanced at him quietly and relaxed.

There is no need for her to intervene.

But she was snort disdainfully for the quarrel of these four people. With Master’s body, there is no problem in living for several decades, and after several decades, with her innate talent and the blessing of Sword God, she will definitely be able to hang them up and fight.

The Sword Master can act recklessly in Sword Sect. He can hit anyone he wants, scold whoever he wants to scold, and set whatever rules he wants. Who doesn’t want to be?

It’s like a contemporary sword master and braised chicken rice.

If she becomes the sword master, the first thing to do is to ban the status of Zongfan as the stewed chicken rice.

Change to taro chicken.

Huh? It seems that Yuan Prefecture rarely sees cooks who can make taro chicken?

Good! Take Chen Shu back to be the cook!

The sword master is so act wilfully.

It’s just that I can’t say that right now.

Zhang Yogurt aimed at the opportunity and shouted: “Don’t fight, Master is in good health, I hope Master can live a thousand years!”

“Shut up you !”

“You’re frightened!?”

“Master will always be my Master!” Zhang Yogurt said firmly and did not compromise on this issue. The sword master can only be the Master! None of you!”

“Okay! When I become the sword master, I will expel you from the sect!”

“Let me expel! “

“I’ll be the villain!”

“I’ll come, I’ll…”

“Master! You’re here!”

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“Teach you p…”

Fifth Senior Brother’s unfinished words caught in his throat.

The cell suddenly fell silent.

absolute silence.

The final result –

Four sins plus one.

Zhang Yogurt was acquitted. Before she left, she took away the sour radishes she had eaten, leaving more nutritious yellow stewed chicken rice for the senior brother and senior sisters.

…

Ling State, Spirit Sect.

The yard was filled with wooden boxes.

The courtyard was also crowded with people.

The deacon responsible for sect property and warehousing was present, cooperated with experts to count them, and instructed Disciples to remove them.

Chen Shu watched silently beside him.

The chest is full of various Heaven and Earth Treasures.

Except for a few renewable ones, the value is relatively low for this era and Spirit Sect, and the rest are non-renewable, or it takes several millions of years to breed again. , has been consumed into bits and pieces in thousands of years of Cultivation civilization, and is extremely precious to modern times.

It’s priceless.

It’s a feedback sect.

Although the value of these Heaven and Earth Treasures far exceeds the help given to him by Spirit Sect… but since Spirit Sect didn’t give him back when he helped him, he also turned in these things. I don’t want to think any more.

It’s easy to get tired when you count too many.

Be content and happy.

The overwhelming majority thing can only be dusted in his hands, but it can play a huge role in the Spirit Sect and the country, and even let them return to the world.

This inventory process is quite cumbersome.

Because the item value is too high, many need to be counted individually and need to be accurate to milligrams. In addition to weighing, some also measure individual diameters, use special methods to measure the year of growth, judge the production process, and so on.

But Saint Ancestor treats them as Yiwu small commodities, and stores them in wooden boxes in piles, so that the experienced and knowledgeable Spirit Sect bosses are shocked.

Compared to Saint Ancestor in those days, all descendants now are like beggars. Even the Dayi Imperial Family is no exception.

And Chen Shu couldn’t leave halfway.

Because every time an item is counted, when Disciples moves out, it needs to be confirmed by the property deacon and storage deacon, and he must sign it, saying that these should be included in his sect contribution .

It didn’t end until the evening.

Chen Shu was helpless and tired, so he had to go around the ancient town again, watch the little elder sisters dancing, have a fish therapy to relax, and then go back to the mountain to continue studying cloud sky art.

Daily Cultivation.

It’s basically the same for the next few days——

I study cloud sky art during the day, and sometimes I get tired and read other books of interest. After dinner, I go to the cafeteria for a meal , I eat in different cafeterias, and sometimes I go to the ancient town outside Shanwai to eat barbecue or hot pot skewers. After dinner, I wander around, and when I’m almost back, I go back to my room to take a shower, and I make a video with Qingqing.

Daily Cultivation.

(End of this chapter)