Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-04-07

Chapter 265 Ripe Xiaoxiao

“Do you eat grapes?”

“No.”

“Peel the skin.”

“Then eat it.”

“…”

Ning Qing squeezed a grape, Hand it to Chen Shu.

The slender fingers, white and tender and reddish, the peeled grapes were turquoise, tender and tender, she pinched them at the fingertips and fed them all the way to Chen Shu’s mouth.

The sun lifts the gauze curtains, and the afternoon hours lull people to sleep.

Chen Banxia sat across from them, holding a handful of grapes in his left hand, throwing them into his mouth one by one with his right hand, chewing them, and spitting out the skins, all the while staring at the grapes on the opposite side. The two suddenly narrowed their eyes and swayed.

Ning Qing asked in a low voice:

“Is it sour?”

The younger brother replied casually:

“Not sour. “

Chen Banxia looked down at the grapes in her hand, and after a little thought, she realized that the grapes themselves are sweet and the grape skins are sour.

Not only sour, but also astringent.

It turns out that what I lack is a person who peels the skins for myself.

Chen Banxia turned her head and looked left and right.

The little sister is similar to her, holding a bunch of grapes in the left hand, and the right hand keeps the posture of throwing the grapes into the mouth, but the picture freezes – she is staring at the opposite side and carefully peeling the grapes. beautiful woman.

“…”

Can’t count on her.

It is estimated that she still wants to find herself to peel her off.

Chen Banxia withdrew her gaze and looked towards Xiaoxiao again.

Little girl is peeling grapes, and she also uses a small bowl to hold it, which is full of peeled grape pulp. However, the moment she noticed her gaze, the little girl’s face became vigilant, she turned her head to stare at her, and covered the bowl with her hands.

“…”

Can’t count on her either.

I don’t eat it, it’s too sour.

Chen Banxia threw the grapes in her hand back to the tray, pulled a piece of paper, wiped her hands, and lay down on the sofa: “I’ll take a nap, call me for dinner.”

As soon as I closed my eyes, I fell asleep instantly.

Zhang Yogurt turned to look at her, blinked, snorted a few times, and continued to aim aside.

“Brother-in-law, do you want to eat grapes?”

“Thank you Xiaoxiao.”

“You’re welcome.”

“… “

Zhang Yogurt aimed at the sleeping little sister, sat for a few seconds, she also wiped her hands, hugged the pillow, tilted her upper body to the side, and closed her eyes.

The wind in the afternoon lifted the gauze curtain hua hua, and someone whispered in the ear, and the voice gradually became blurred.

I had another dream in a trance.

The sand sculpture group owner in the dream organized group friends to go out for dinner. They found a restaurant that didn’t know what to eat. Zhang Yogurt was late for some reason. A big round table was sitting, just waiting for her—everyone who was active recently in the group was there, and she even saw her roommate and a faceless person inside. The roommate was sitting next to Chen Shu.

Zhang Yogurt was a little unhappy at the time.

This sand-carved green vegetable was brought to dinner with family members.

She has no problem with bringing her family to a dinner party. Who lacks that little money for meals, not to mention that she often rubs them on their meals, and it is natural for them to repay them.

But this is a group gathering, so, doesn’t Goddess’ roommate know that he is in a group with this sand sculpture green vegetables? Looking further, wouldn’t it be possible to know the not-so-smart things you’ve done?

How can those black histories be known to others? Not to mention the roommates who have been with each other for many years.

That can’t be laughed at for a lifetime?

Just to maintain his image in front of his roommates, Zhang Yogurt in the dream remained calm, greeted them with a smile, and behaved elegantly and easily.

Then the sand sculpture group owner stood up and said, “This is our first group activity, there are fresh faces, everyone should introduce themselves.”

The dog group owner took the lead. speak.

The mentally retarded Taoist priest, the mentally retarded monk, the introverted nameless girl, and the girl with eight muscles stepped forward one after another and made a self-introduction that I didn’t hear clearly.

Then there was the faceless man, who said his name was Luo Huaian.

It turned out that it was him who pretended to force Luo Huai’an.

Zhang Yogurt stood up and made a terrific self-introduction, which made everyone admire him, and his roommates almost turned into their little fans.

Then it was the turn of the sand-carved greens.

It was only 0.1 seconds before that Sand Sculpture Green Vegetable introduced himself, because he sat down as soon as he stood up. Everyone seemed to have finished listening, even Zhang Yogurt understood what he meant and greeted him without knowing what to say.

It was like this in the dream, the consciousness was flowing, the plot was illogical, the dialogue was incoherent, and the picture was not clear, but she could understand it.

After all, I made it up myself.

However, there is a clear and figurative thing in the dream, which is his roommate.

I saw my roommate stand up.

Zhang Yogurt couldn’t help but wonder, isn’t she a family member brought by Chen Shu, why did she stand up to give an introduction, and with her character, the sand sculpture green vegetables should consciously give her an introduction.

But seeing everyone looking up at her roommate, she didn’t make a sound, and at the same time she began to panic inexplicably.

“peng peng…”

The heartbeat starts to speed up.

“The night is clear.”

Three cold words spit out from her roommate’s mouth, making her feel the end of the world.

In a trance, the scene naturally transitioned from Yujing to the sea. It turned out that they had a meal together in the ocean. Between and torrential rain, a huge wave hit, carrying the World Destroying Might, and slapped towards their big round table.

“Fuck!”

Zhang Yogurt sat up in shock, brow beaded with sweat.

It was a quiet afternoon in the living room.

little girl curled up on the floor tiles, writing her homework seriously, the nib of the pen rubbing against the surface of the paper making a subtle rustling sound. A white cat walked leisurely on the coffee table, touched the snack bag, and made a slight noise.

Chen Shu and Qingqing have disappeared.

The little sisters slept soundly.

Another gust of wind blew up the gauze curtain, and the quiet time was in stark contrast to the howling wind and torrential rain in the dream.

“Wow?”

The white cat noticed the strangeness, turned his head and looked towards her, with doubts in his eyes.

“No…”

Zhang Yogurt responded in a mysterious way, wiping the sweat from his temples.

little girl is concentrating on her homework.

“Xiao…Xiao…Qingqing?”

“Reading upstairs.”

“…”

Zhang Yogurt, whose self-conscious image was shattered, had no face to face his roommate for the time being. He didn’t even dare to talk to the little girl. He got up together and ran outside.

In half an hour.

Zhang Yogurt soars in the sky with his ancient sword on his feet, constantly changing angles.

The low temperature and the hurricane dried up her cold sweat. The excitement brought by high-speed flying and various difficult flying maneuvers diluted her inner worries. For a while, Zhang Yogurt seemed to have forgotten everything, even flying. During the rotation, I couldn’t help but make bursts of cries.

until she sees a small black dot in front of her.

Catch up and take a look—

What a coincidence!

Zhang Yogurt’s sorrow turned into anger and shouted:

“Chen Shu!!”

“Huh?”

The man looked back: “Zhang yogurt? Why are you here? Aren’t you taking a nap with Chen Banxia?”

“You still said!!”

Zhang yogurt gnashing teeth : “Didn’t we agree? Don’t tell the Qingqing group!”

“I didn’t tell her.”

“Huh?”

Zhang Yogurt’s anger paused for a moment.

Seems to be the case?

No, no!

Zhang Yogurt regained his energy, his anger value continued to rise, and he continued to ask: “Why didn’t you tell me that Qingqing was in the group!?”

“I am not at first. You know, she joined the group before me.”

“Huh?”

Zhang Yogurt’s anger froze again.

“Really?”

“Of course, you have experienced the embarrassment now, and I have experienced it once.” Chen Shu paused and stopped in the air, “And you Better than me, at least Qingqing doesn’t mock you in front of you, she just pretends she doesn’t know, but she actually mocked me.”

“Huh?”

Zhang Yogurt was surprised to find that his anger value had subsided.

No, no!

No no no no!

This anger must find a way to vent! Can’t digest it by itself! I can’t digest it myself!

“It’s still your fault! Why didn’t you remind me earlier!?”

“I already reminded you.”

“Fart!”

“Don’t believe it.”

“When?”

“I reminded you at least a year ago.” Chen Shu stood in the sea of clouds Above, spread out his hands to Zhang Yogurt, with a tone that doesn’t blame me, “Do you remember one time when you came to dinner, I asked Xiaoxiao to take you to the garden to play? I see you didn’t notice, wait for you When I was leaving, I specially picked up a handful of photos for you Ye Qing and asked you to take them back to the dormitory, but you didn’t ask the name of the flower! What can I do? I can’t tell you clearly, right? “

“This…”

Zhang Yogurt couldn’t hold back any longer, and suddenly a thought of “it’s all my own stupidity” appeared, full of annoyance.

“Then…then what should I do now?”

“What should I do?”

“My image in Qingqing’s heart…” Zhang Yogurt’s mind was empty, “Now Qingqing must think that I’m a stupid funny girl, can the image I’ve worked so hard to create still be salvaged?”

“…”

Chen Shu fell into a deep silence after hearing her appeal.

Fortunately, Zhang Yogurt reacted in time, and changed his mind to ask: “What about you? How did you deal with it when you knew that Qingqing knew that you were pretending to be a green tea bitch in the group?”

” When it didn’t happen.”

“When it didn’t happen…”

“Yes, forget it.”

“Forget it…”

Zhang Yogurt whispered.

At this time, she was stepping on the sword, with a sea of clouds under her feet. The wind blowing from the sky made her clothes constantly shake, and the twisted braids were tossed and tossed, with a Fairy demeanor. However, how can this be easily forgotten, now she is already a funny girl in Qingqing’s heart, the direct disciple of the Sword Sect master, peerless genius, first place in several school Martial Body clubs, countless Junior Brother Junior Sister The idol and dream lover Zhang Yogurt no longer exists.

“I’m going back to make dinner, so you can play slowly.”

Chen Shu stopped looking at her after saying that, his body slanted, and he fell, and at the same time he suddenly accelerated, The silhouette quickly plunged into the sea of clouds.

In the small courtyard.

The little girl is sitting on the swing, holding a bowl of peeled and chilled grapes in her arms, and sitting next to a white cat, it is called a leisurely and comfortable one.

Seeing her brother-in-law come back, she handed a small bowl to her brother-in-law while swaying:

“Brother-in-law, do you want to eat grapes?”

“You eat. “

“I’ve finished my homework.”

“Emmm… halal is outrageous! How can I write it for you again!”

“It’s okay .”

little girl continued to wander, taste the grapes, enjoy the autumn afternoon sun and the fragrance of flowers in the yard, and feel the first day of adulthood – now she is a mature Xiaoxiao, I will never be bullied by elder sister again.

Even if you are bullied by the elder sister again, you will be bullied by the elder sister voluntarily.

The world has become a little better because of this.

(End of this chapter)