Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-04-21

Chapter 293 Cultivation Bitch

Chen Shu: How long will your anger last? Dear Qingqing

Qingqing: Can’t stand it anymore?

Chen Shu: How is that possible?

Chen Shu: This is a limited edition, the experience is good, even if you repair it for another half a year, I will find it fun

Qing Qing: You are lucky, no lie

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Chen Shu: I never lie to you

Clear: Lie +1

Chen Shu: /embarrassed

Chen Shu: So How long?

Qingqing: It will end tomorrow

Chen Shu: I really regret it

Chen Shu: This sentence is not a lie, right?

Qing Qing: Humph

Chen Shu: One more sentence!

Clearly: ?

Chen Shu: This hum, hum again

Qingqing: /smile

Chen Shu: hurry up, hurry up, so cute

Qingqing: Humph

Chen Shu: /Han laugh

I teased Qingqing for a while, while walking slowly back to the dormitory.

The dorm was empty.

“Alas…”

Chen Shu couldn’t help sighing.

Since Brother Meng became angry, he felt like an empty nester, and most of the time he was the only one in the dormitory.

Chen Shu sat on the sofa, thought about it, and opened Gu Xiu Group.

Green Cabbage: Hunting Festival is coming again

Green Cabbage: Anyone going to play?

Gate of Many Wonders: I’m not going

Ancient Buddha: The same

Grandma always said: Are you still in the mood to go to the hunting festival?

Chen Shu was a little strange seeing this.

Green cocoa: why not?

Grandma always said: You didn’t sign up for the Martial Body meeting?

Grandma always said: /Unintelligible

Green vegetables and cocoa: I reported it

Grandma always said: Then you should not work hard on Cultivation now, day and night Practicing spells, training to fight? Are you still going to the hunting festival?

Green cocoa: why? /sluggish

Grandma always said: ?

Grandma always said: Your opponent is me! Are you not nervous at all?

Grandma always said: /Unintelligible

Green Cabbage Cocoa: No

Green Cabbage Cocoa: Are you nervous?

Grandma always said:…

Grandma always said: Of course not nervous! !

Grandma always said: Why am I nervous? Laugh to death!

Grandma always said: I didn’t take you seriously at all!

Chen Shu couldn’t help but smile.

I heard Qing and Xiaoxiao have said it for a long time. Since last semester, Zhang Yogurt has changed from the lazy style of the past, and started to work hard on Cultivation every day, trying to prevent them from watching TV in the living room every day. Walking around on the balcony and doing some strange actions, it is said to be comprehending sword dao.

Now she says she’s not nervous…

“haha…”

Chen Shu is happy, typing—

Green Cabbage Coco: Then you must go to the Hunting Festival, right? Can make a lot of money?

Grandma always said: I don’t go

Green vegetables and cocoa: Why?

Grandma always said: I am not interested in money

Green vegetables and cocoa: /smile

Grandma always said: Then you are not at all for the future Martial Will the Body prepare?

Green Vegetable Cocoa: No

Green Vegetable Coco : Are you ready to start?

Grandma always said: No!

Grandma always said: Of course not!

Grandma always said: Then what are you doing everyday all?

Chen Shu, who just finished practicing “Spiritual Body” from the underground of the ancient building, didn’t think about it——

Qingcai Keke: I have nothing to do every day, class, play, and watch small videos Ah, coaxing girlfriends who are not in a relationship, chatting, opening videos, ah, it feels a little bad for me to be doing my job like this, it’s too decadent

Qingcai Keke: How about you? what are you doing?

Green Cabbage Coco: Could it be that everyone is in a group and is kind, but you work crazy every day in order to beat us up in the ring?

Beauty with eight pack abs: /embarrassed

Grandma always said: How is it possible! ? ?

Grandma always said: I have time to spare every day!

Grandma always said: And with my ability, won’t it be easy for me to win a championship?

Qingcai Coco: Then what are you doing at school if you are so idle and don’t go to the hunting festival?

Grandma always said: I want to play games in the dormitory!

Green cocoa: Really?

Grandma always said: Is there still a fake?

Green Vegetable Cocoa: That’s Good

Gate of Many Wonders: Wonderful!

Gate of Many Wonders: Since the group owner is not here, let me start the story.

Gate of Many Wonders:/Guangzi

Green Lamp Ancient Buddha :/nibbling melon seeds

Beauty with eight pack abs:/nibbling melon seeds

Zhao Yeqing:/nibbing melon seeds

……

Zhang Yogurt stared at the phone, facial expression grave.

This person is about to play against her, but she doesn’t feel any pressure at all. It seems that she knows that she has no chance of winning, so she just lay flat, and then she plans to go to Qingshanling to play… I just took this opportunity to play again.

Work harder and further widen the gap!

 …

Pulo, a northern city.

An alley had just been bloodbathed, and the battle from the cultivator had destroyed houses, walls and pavements, and the end result was several corpses lying on the ground, several soldiers covered in Battle Armor. Scan their faces to confirm their identities.

A simple long sword was inserted on the ground, the sword body was like a mirror, reflecting the potholes on the road, and a few drops of blood pulled out a trace.

The tall slender woman sat on the collapsed fence, her entire face was covered with a metal mask, giving it a sci-fi coldness. And she lowered her head and stared at the phone, not the slightest expression could be seen from the metal mask.

Pulo’s cleanup is also coming to an end.

The grandson hasn’t woken up yet.

Whenever she thinks of this, she can’t help but feel her weakness.

The royal court has guarded the Imperial Family from generation to generation, and she also came here as the guardian of the imperial grandson, but at that moment, she had no resistance.

The ninth rank is too far, but the sixth rank is very close.

“sixth rank ……

“5th rank Peak ……”

Zhang Yogurt has been promoted to sixth rank, but she stayed at 5th rank Peak for two It’s been a few years.

Fortunately, she came to Pulo. After a few months of fighting, she has stepped on her own path and saw an opportunity for promotion.

Nowadays, there are only battles, constant Fighting, killing, mad killing, dancing between life and death, experiencing the art of fighting and killing, feeling the beauty of the passing of life and the heavy oppression of death, can we seize this opportunity.

, she received another message.

Master: The operation is over next month, don’t stay in Pulo, come back

……

March 10th .

Chen Shu is twenty-three years old.

Because today is a working day, some people have to go to class, some have to go to work, and some have to parkour at home, so he did not prepare lunch ——I ate at a restaurant near the school with my two roommates at noon, and they ate very well. After my birthday with my roommates, I went to Qingqing’s small courtyard in the afternoon.

I bought it a few days ago A little lamb was sent from the northwest grassland. It is very cute. It is white and soft and cute, and its mouth is pink and tender. When it screams, the sound of baa is full of milk. I killed it today and skewered it into mutton. Kebabs.

I eat mutton skewers in the evening, eat mutton with my hands, and drink mutton soup.

Zhang Yogurt had a confrontation with Chen Shu a few days ago. After the confrontation, she I deliberately bought the little girl with potatoes, please don’t tell Chen Shu about her diligent practice in the dormitory every day, the little girl agreed.

So as soon as she got to the yard today, she quietly observed Chen Shu, see if this shameless person is really as he said, excessive attention to details prevents one from making progress every day.

However, it seems that there is no result.

This person has been making kebabs there, and he can concentrate on the roasting. From time to time, he will check the mutton and mutton soup he cooks. The only one distraction is that he connected his mobile phone to the wireless speaker and played a weird song. , and a single loop.

I don’t know what the mystery of this song is.

The little sister asked him, and he replied that the mutton skewer is just for this kind of song. .

Zhang Yogurt went to check it quietly, what is it called “KodukBexida”, a string of unintelligible pinyin letters, click into the comment area of the song to see, inside The face is almost occupied by readers of a junk novel.

This person occasionally howls in a strange tone:

“Come on, mutton skewers!

“It’s delicious! want money!

“Not good, you don’t need money!”

Zhang Yogurt thinks he has some serious illness.

But this person is sick and sick, but the food he makes is really delicious. When a large plate of mutton skewers was served on the stone table, she immediately leaned over, knowingly asking if she could eat it or not.

“Eat.”

Chen Shu went to bring another plate of hand-grabbed mutton, plus a pot of mutton bone soup in a cooking pot, and several small bowls.

Tonight is a pure meat feast, Northwest style.

The hand-grabbed mutton is almost boiled with only salt, a few scallions and a pinch of peppercorns. The best lamb in the northwest has no taint at all. Even if you don’t wash your hands after eating it, there will be no taint left on your hands. There is only a meaty smell similar to that of milk.

Chen Shu cooked the ribs and neck.

The most delicious part of mutton is the neck.

The meat in the neck is the most tender and has a strong aroma.

A mutton skewer, a mutton neck, and a mutton soup.

This day, Sai Divine Immortal.

The moon is gradually on the branches.

The charcoal fire is still burning, the smoke in the courtyard is still wafting, and the songs and singles that I don’t understand are looping. Everyone is full, and Zhang Yogurt and Chen Banxia are drunk again.

Chen Shu and Qingqing sit on the swing together.

Tonight they also drank a little bit of wine, and their drunkenness is completely can’t be called, but their emotions are a little active.

Ning Qing ended her “heavy anger” experience a few days ago, and she was in a good mood all day today. Chen Shu even thought she was rehabbing her “heavy anger” again, until now it’s on her face I saw a rare worry.

It would be inappropriate to say that it is rare.

Properly speaking, Chen Shu hardly ever sees this emotion on her face.

This has nothing to do with the secret sect, only the character.

Even when she was very young, she didn’t bring an umbrella but saw it raining outside during class. The teacher rarely checked her homework, but yesterday she was taken by Chen Shu to the river ditch to catch her for an afternoon. Crab, parents are going to move to a farther place, she has never been worried. In other words, she may have been worried, but she did not show this expression on her face or brows.

“Happy Birthday.”

A small voice came from beside me.

“I got it.”

“Let’s talk about it?”

“emmm…” Chen Shu hesitated before asking, “You Don’t you worry about it?”

“You guessed it.”

“Really?”

“en.”

“When did it start?”

“This morning.”

“…”

Chen Shu was speechless: “Why are you so Fixing this for my birthday?”

“Suitable.”

“How about that?”

“Because I think it fits.”

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“How is it suitable?”

“Cultivation is more efficient when there is joy, when you are happy, when you are angry, when you are angry, and when you are worried.”

“Then what are you worried about?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“No, talk quickly.”

“Worry about you being twenty-three years old. I’m afraid that you will be impulsive because you can’t bear it, that you will always restrain yourself and that you will feel uncomfortable, that I will not be able to reject you, that we may get together too early and the probability of separation may increase.” Ning Qing leaned to the side. One point, resting her head on Chen Shu’s shoulder, her eyes looked towards the left, Xiaoxiao was carrying the drunk Chen Banxia to the wing, she lowered her voice again, her tone was rarely soft, “I want to have you forever. “

“Hi!”

Chen Shu’s mouth twitched and couldn’t help but be happy.

Just as soon as he was happy, the people around him gave him a slap in the face.

Chen Shu didn’t care either and continued to have fun.

In fact, it’s a complete joke to say that after the age of 23, you sleep soundly. He’s not an eager hairless brat, he’s been through it once, he knows how to get more joy, he knows which process is more beautiful and interesting, and he’s patient enough to pick them up slowly.

On the contrary, he had been wondering for a while before——

I was not in a hurry to confirm the relationship with Qingqing, because I wanted to slowly feel the sweetness of this period, but she didn’t. Urgent and why?

It didn’t take long for him to figure out the answer.

The answer she just said again.

It’s just that Chen Shu wouldn’t explain it to her in such a detailed way, it’s unnecessary and awkward, he just asked: “Aren’t you a secret cultivator? Aren’t you good at guessing? Especially Guess me…

“Can’t you figure this out? “

“We are not gods, peeping and guesswork are not 100% possible, and for you and me, I can’t fully trust them.” “

“haha…”

“No laughing.” “

“emmm…”

At this moment, Chen Shu caught a glimpse of the little girl walking out of the wing. She had just carried Zhang Yogurt in, and walked out for a walk. Circle, the elder sister-in-law who was sitting on the swing seemed to be invisible. First, she turned off the wireless stereo, then turned off the fire, cleaned the table, and then walked into the house with the peach in her arms.

Qingqing seemed to lean on him a little tighter.

Chen Shu lowered her head and grabbed her hand, separating her five fingers, and she also opened her five fingers and stuck them in one by one.

Fingers intertwined.

Chen Shu then teased and said, “I rarely see you like this, I really want to record it. “

“I’m afraid.” “

“What are you afraid of? “

“I’m afraid of losing you.” “

“So unconfident?” “

“Yes…”

Ning Qing only whispered: “I know that I am a person who is beautiful but lacks charm. I’m not lively, cute, or gentle, and although a good-looking skin is attractive, it’s always easy to get bored, so in front of you, I always seem to have no confidence. “

“tsk tsk…”

“pa!”

“cough cough.” “Chen Shu coughed twice,” I mean, I can’t tell. “

“I hid well.” “

“tsk tsk…”

“pa!”

“Okay. “

Chen Shu turned serious, rubbed his clear hands, and said after thinking about it, “I think you may be a little perfectionist. When you are sensible, you clearly know that we will definitely come to the end. Of course, the affirmation here is only “close to 100%” for you, but you can’t help worrying, in fact, this will not help happiness, keep A good mood is more important. No matter how high or low the probability is, the missing part is made up by ourselves. If the predictions of the world’s will were really accurate, it wouldn’t keep changing the answer. ”

(end of this chapter)