Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-04-26

Chapter 304 I shouldn’t have come to this party

The dining room window has already prepared meals, but only Martial Body will dine. Therefore, it seems a bit empty – considering that there is a Buddhist Disciple participating, the military academy specially opened two vegetarian windows in the three canteens closest to the martial stage.

Several people found a table in the corner, and the long table for eight was just full.

From top to bottom on the left are Ning Qing, Chen Shu, Xiaoxiao and Zhang Yogurt, as well as a white cat, all dressed in normal clothes.

On the right side it is normal to have only Strict Aya.

In addition, there is a delicate and pretty Taoist priest, a monk with a round face and white skin, and a ruthless woman in black tight clothes and a metal mask.

Zhang Yogurt felt uncomfortable, and felt that everyone on the other side was looking at him with strange eyes, occasionally glancing at Ning Qing who was separated from her by two people, and then looking at him again after finishing. Even the feigned persecutor who had to wear a mask in the university cafeteria and couldn’t see his face or eyes, was clearly looking at himself.

The feeling made her itchy, like ants were crawling.

Especially the perpetrator sitting across from her.

“It turns out Luo Huai’an is her…”

Zhang Yogurt had guessed that the perpetrator would be in the group, but she always thought that the perpetrator would be in the group One of the people who never bubbled up—most of those people are geniuses in the army, and they are likely to be in the same grade as the group leader or even a few grades higher than the group leader. It is possible that these group friends are now entering the school. By then, they had already graduated and joined the army.

It may also be that before she joined the group, no one spoke at all, so those people basically did not have the habit of watching the group.

Maybe the software has been uninstalled.

That sand sculpture Taoist priest was like this before. He felt that this group was boring and was always in a blocked state until he accidentally changed his mobile phone and stepped up to take a look. Ouch, he found a super invincible cute and smart big beauty inside. , This is where the water starts to form.

The name “Luo Huai’an” is too confusing.

Zhang Yogurt thought to himself, but his face remained calm, and he couldn’t lose his temper.

As a person who loves face very much, she can accept losing face in front of Chen Shu, and she can accept losing face in front of other sand sculpture friends, but she cannot accept losing face in front of Wang Ting’s garbage.

“I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Chen Shu spoke first, starting from the opposite side: “This is the “beauty with eight pack abs”, called Yan Jiao Ling, two years You’ve met before.

“This is the Gate of Many Wonders, Master Xuanzhen.

“This is the ancient Buddha of Qingdeng, the same as the Master of Deng.

“This is “Just call Luo Huai’an”, I don’t know her real name, it’s the first time you see her Bar? “

Everyone turned their attention to the woman. In the whole group, among the people who often bubble up, she and Zhao Yeqing are the most mysterious.

“Master Luo, Good luck. ”

Gate of Many Wonders took the lead in nodded compliments.

Luo Huai’an also nodded slightly, returning a salute, the metal mask completely fit her face, and one eye was the one with white light On the other side of the round hole is a long vertical slit that reveals blue light. Her expression cannot be seen, and her voice is slightly deformed:

“It’s a pleasure to meet you. “

“Amitabha, Lord Lo, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” “

“It’s a pleasure to meet you.” “

“Senior Sister Luo, nice to meet.” “

“It’s a pleasure to meet you.” “

“Brother Luo, nice to meet you.” “

“Thank you for the moon cakes and rice dumplings.” ”

Zhang Yogurt saw them say hello one after another, his eyes rolled, and suddenly he had a very good idea-

Using the contradiction between Sword Sect and Wang Ting to divert everyone

When the time comes everyone quarrelled when they saw them, the atmosphere was with swords drawn and bows bent, so naturally there would be no mood to eat melons.

“ Oh it’s you! “

Zhang Yogurt stared straight at Luo Huai’an, said solemnly: “The royal court who commits crimes outside every day pretends to be a persecutor… What was your original name?” It sounds like a man’s name, because I’m afraid I’ll recognize you? “

“You overestimate yourself.” Luo Huai’an’s mask revealed a sense of sci-fi and futuristic, and her voice was cold, “The world doesn’t revolve around you, I don’t care if a Sword Sect idiot can deny me.” “

“Who did the idiot say?” “

“You heard clearly. “

“Who did the idiot say?” “

“Childish.” “

“Trash! Zhang Yogurt frowned, “Have you reported to Martial Body yet? “

“No. ”

“The cowardly rat! “

“I don’t need this boring stage to hone myself, and I don’t need to use it to prove myself. In addition, because I have done something as everyone knows, I am not suitable for public appearance.” “

“When people die, their mouths are still hard.” “

“I admit that I can’t beat you now, but it’s just because of your good luck that you have been promoted to the sixth rank in advance.” I watched your test two years ago, and at that time I was at least 80% sure to beat you. Luo Huai’an’s voice was cold and added, “I am different from your Sword Sect, I am not good at lying. “

“Then you can’t!” I have always had complete assurance that I can beat you! It’s just that you hide well! “

“Common Sword Sect tone. “

“Without Sword Sect, can I have you?” traitor! “

“Joker.” “

“Trash. ”

Little girl holds a peach in her arms, a man and a cat’s heads turn slightly, looking towards Zhang Yogurt, and looking towards Luo Huai’an again, they don’t understand as a fan of food What happened, but it didn’t prevent them from being amused at all.

Others were silent and quietly aimed at them.

Zhang Yogurt watched everyone’s reaction with a sidelight.

, My heart is almost there, I add some more fire to destroy the pleasant atmosphere, when the time comes who can still eat melons?

“Trash! How long do you have sixth rank? ”

“Within this year. “

“OK! I am waiting for your sixth rank! “

“Yes! “

“Your royal court’s mouth is harder than a sword.” “

“Joker.” “

“Who is the clown talking about?” “

“Who is the clown, for all to see. “

“What did you say!” ? “

Zhang Yogurt was so angry that she changed the topic for a long time, but she was pulled back by her, how can this work?

“bang!” “

Zhang Yogurt slapped the table: “Don’t force me to beat you now!” “

“Hey! “

Chen Shu couldn’t help it anymore and stopped it.

Zhang yogurt brows tightly knit.

Luo Huai’an shouted “ehee” at him After two beeps, he subconsciously turned his head and looked towards him.

I just heard Chen Shu helplessly say: “You two, stop for a while, we can fully understand your two sect positions, but this is a group friend after all. At the party, our first identity is now the group friends, everyone is still the main thing… Don’t hurt the peace just because the group owner is not there. “

“Cut! “

“…”

The two stopped for a while.

However, Luo Huai’an was silent for two seconds, and then spit out a sentence:

” Let’s continue with the introduction. “

At this time, the person on the right has finished the introduction. The first person on the left is Ning Qing. Everyone knows this, so they all looked towards Chen Shu and Ning Qing next to him.

It seems like I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time.

“Zhen Ye Qing. ”

Ning Qing spoke lightly.

Luo Huai’an took the lead and took the lead in taking a look at Zhang yogurt.

In the audience, only Xiaoxiao and Taozi were present. , expressions all became wonderful, and couldn’t help but turn his eyes to Zhang Yogurt.

Zhang Yogurt was silent.

Deep silence.

“ Ha…”

Luo Huai’an continued to take the lead and laughed first. Although she didn’t say anything, everyone seemed to understand what she meant.

Zhang Yogurt Hand They clenched into fists.

Chen Shu was afraid that they would quarrel again, and hurriedly added: “Her surname is Ning, Ning Ning, whose real name is Ning Qing. My real name is Chen Shu, I grew up with her, this is her biological younger sister, Ning Ji, and this cat, this time I brought it here to eat… The last one, Zhang Yogurt, needs no introduction, right? “

“en.”

Luo Huai’an un’ed: “Zhao Yeqing’s roommate. “

“! ! ! ”

Zhang Yogurt clenched his fists even tighter.

At this time, Xuanzhen Master looked towards Ning Qing. He could already guess which system Ning Qing was a cultivator. Shi only sighed: “Zhao Yeqing, the donor, we met here two years ago, and after listening to the grandmother asking you about it, I didn’t know it at the time, you are hiding too deeply… I admire it. “

Ning Qing is only nodded un’ed.

Everyone glanced at Zhang yogurt.

Zhang yogurt:…

Same Master Deng pondered for two seconds, and then said: “Yes, as a Buddhist Disciple, I didn’t expect Zhao Yeqing to be you, I am ashamed and ashamed. “

Everyone glanced at Zhang Yogurt.

Zhang Yogurt:…

Sure enough! There is no good thing in this group!

At this time, she was a little fortunate that the group leader was in a coma, and the sand sculpture Wuming disappeared, otherwise there would be two more people who mocked her.

Then she heard Luo Huai’an say: “This is normal. , let me guess, no matter who Zhao Yeqing is, even if I guess all the people in Yujing, I can’t think that Zhao Yeqing is actually Qing Cai’s girlfriend who is not in love, and is regarded as Goddess by someone. The roommate who wanted to maintain an image in front of her, tried her best to hide it, and did not let her know the stupid things she had done in the group, never thought that someone’s every move was always being watched by Zhao Yeqing. “

Fuck you, help me recall!?

Zhang Yogurt’s fist clacked.

Divine Sword begin to stir in the body.

Spiritual power overflows, killing intent spreads.

The little girl and Taozi around me couldn’t understand it, but they felt wonderful. Strict Aya sat on the other side, shrugging her neck, shiver coldly.

Zhang Yogurt took two deep breaths, and kept telling himself that this was a military academy, and that he could not use force at will, and to count it, it was also the place where he pretended to be a perpetrator, and he had to outsmart it.

After two seconds of silence, she released her fist and suddenly asked: “I asked what your name was just now, but you haven’t answered yet. “

Everyone heard this and looked towards Luo Huai’an again.

Luo Huai’an stared at Zhang Yogurt coldly:

“Wu Ewei!” “

“Hello? “Zhang Yogurt pretended not to understand,” Is the surname Hello or Hello? “

“surnamed Wu, Kou Tian Wu, Wu Ewei.” “

“pu! What is this chicken’s name?” “

“It’s okay, it’s similar to Zhang Yogurt.” “

“? “

Zhang Yogurt glanced at other people’s expressions, and said in a deep voice, “Wang Ting’s trash mouth is indeed faster than a sword. “

“The Sword Sect clown really has a smaller brain than a rat.” “

“! “

Zhang Yogurt clenched his fists again, determined not to speak.

“Everyone, let’s go get some food.” “Chen Shu was speechless and said, “Let’s abandon the fine tradition of not talking when we eat and talk while we eat.” “

“Okay. “

Everyone got up.

Xiaoxiao also got up with her elder sister.

After a few minutes, everyone sat down again.

Zhang Yogurt looked at Wu Eiwei and wondered how she would eat while wearing a mask, but in order to reduce her presence as much as possible, she still didn’t say a word – she knew that with the character of this group of sand sculpture friends, she would definitely have to ask.

As expected, the Taoist priest spoke first.

“Benefactor Wu, how do you eat while wearing a mask? “

“…”

Wu Eiwei didn’t speak, but gave an answer.

I saw that she didn’t move, a sci-fi metal mask on her face It seemed to be alive, flowing like mercury, and then a small part of the bottom disappeared, revealing the area below the nose – only her skin is very white, her chin is pointed and small, and her beautiful M lips.

Zhang Yogurt couldn’t help it: “Do you usually wear a mask when you eat at home? “

“None of your business.” ”

“Wear it in the shower? ”

“…”

“Wear it to sleep? “

“…”

“What’s the use of this mask? “

“…”

“Are you too ugly to be seen?” “

“…”

“Talking to you! “

“Angry? “

Wu Eiwei scooped up a spoonful of fried rice with a spoon, stopped in the air, turned to look at her for a few seconds, and then looked towards Ning Qing next to him: “When Zhao Yeqing treats you like this, you also Will you be angry? “

“! ”

Zhang Yogurt closed her mouth again.

Several people on the table were suffocating laughter, their expressions deeply hurt her.

After a while, only Listening to Master Xuanzhen next to him asking: “Benefactor Wu has gone to see the group owner? “

“Go, yesterday.” “

“Why did Cao Ci attack him?” “

“Original. “

“As expected…”

Master Xuanzhen sighed.

Yan Jiao finally found the opportunity and interjected: “The group master How is the situation now? “

Master Xuanzhen in Yu’an Temple didn’t answer, and Wu Ewei, who just went to see the group leader, didn’t answer, but Master Tong Deng recited the Buddha’s name: “Amitabha, the day the group leader wakes up , it’s been a while. “

“How to say? “Master Xuanzhen asked.

“When it’s time to know, it’s natural to know. “

“How long is that soon?” “

“Not too long. “

“What time do you wake up?” “

“Wake up when you wake up.” ”

“…”

Several group friends were speechless.

Only Ning Qing, Chen Shu and Zhang Yogurt felt very good about this. Resisting, Xiaoxiao raised his head and stared blankly at Master Tongdeng.

Then a few people chatted while eating, from the group owner to Cao Ci, the Pulo situation, and again At the Martial Body meeting, the atmosphere gradually became harmonious, Zhang Yogurt gradually relaxed, and began to eat fish balls and fried chicken legs.

But at this moment, the sand sculpture Taoist suddenly said: “By the way, grandma donor, when did you know that Zhao Yeqing is your roommate? “

“Cough! ”

Zhang Yogurt almost choked.

After finally spirit slowly recovers, when she raised her head, she saw everyone except Ning Qing and Chen Shu were staring at her, all eyes on her. Shining strange rays of light, even including Xiaoxiao and Taozi.

“Shut up you! A fool! “

“…”

Master Xuanzhen slowly turned his head and looked at Master Tongdeng.

So Master Tongdeng called the head, Pretend to fight for her: “The green vegetable donor and Zhao Yeqing’s donor are so authentic, they have been hiding it from the grandmother’s donor. ”

“The group owner also knows. ” Yan Kui Ling whispered, “But he’s been watching the fun.”

Wu Ewei lowered his head and used a spoon to pick the rice grains in the plate, while saying, “I’m more curious when she knew that Zhao Yeqing When it was her roommate, her expression and mental activity at that time, and the feeling of Zhao Yeqing watching her being stupid every day in the past two years.”

“!!!”

Zhang Yogurt really wanted to cut her with a sword.

No! is to cut them!

Knowing she shouldn’t be at this party!

When I was angry, I only heard the voice of my roommate coming from the other side of the table. p> “?”

Zhang Yogurt was stunned for a moment, and quickly picked his ears——

I heard it right?

Qingqing deliberately speaks for me?

You also call me cute? Call me funny?

At that moment, Zhang Yogurt was very moved.

The party really came right.

(End of this chapter)