Who Isn’t A Cultivator?

2022-05-11

Chapter 327 A chapter without plot

August 16, early morning.

There was only the sound of oh la la water in the dormitory.

The warm water wetted her long hair, and the water flowed down in strands, moistening her delicate eyebrows, which made her close her eyes, and then flowed through the high bridge of her nose, along the perfect line. The curve of the cheeks, flowing through the neck, through the collarbone, through the shoulders, all the way down…

Snow white right-angled shoulders, the back is smooth as satin.

The hair sticks to the top and flows down.

“hua hua wailing…”

The sound of water kept ringing.

The vanity mirror is gradually covered with a layer of water mist.

Accompanied by a low hum.

Zhang Yogurt wiped her hands back from her forehead, reducing the moisture content of her hair, then walked forward a little bit, only letting the running water wash her back, and then she turned around and took a handful of water with both hands , into the mouth.

“gu lu gu lu…”

After rinsing her mouth, she couldn’t help pouting again, and her mouth formed a small round hole, which was aimed at the mouthpiece in the bathroom. Floor drain:

“pu~ ~”

A thin and uniform stream of water spit out from her mouth, curved into a perfect arc in the air, and landed exactly on the floor drain.

Like a fountain.

The water flow is continuous and sprayed for a long time.

“Porphyr…”

The sound of bubbles means that there is no water in the mouth.

Zhang Yogurt hurriedly turned around and took a handful of water.

“gu lu gu lu…”

“pu~ ~”

“porphy…”

Repeat this a few times After several times, she turned off the water, glanced at the shelf, and fiddled with her hands to make the bottles and jars look straight at people.

“emmm…”

Today, the high-end shower gel is ready.

Zhang Yogurt picked up the shower gel.

The fine foam covers the slender and toned legs, adding a touch of unique beauty to them, and then quickly fades away under the wash of running water.

The towel wrapped around her body, absorbing all the delicate water droplets on her jade-like skin.

“zhi zhi……”

The white hands wiped the mirror.

The mist was wiped off a small piece.

The yogurt’s face revealed in the mirror.

An oval face is much worse than a slap, her big eyes are black and white, very agile, her hair is wet and loose, and her bangs are in the middle… Even if she looks at it herself, she looks good. Of all the people in the world she had seen, she felt that her roommate could barely compete with her.

Well, just barely.

If you really want to compare…

The final winner is always Zhang Yogurt.

“It’s so beautiful!”

Zhang Yogurt walked out, walked back to the room, and stood in front of the closet for a while before picking out his clothes and trousers and throwing them on the bed.

I then tore off the towel and threw it away.

After a while——

Zhang Yogurt wore a pair of light blue skinny jeans, a very casual white T-shirt, and a youthful little jacket, planning to go out later It’s time to put on those white boots that I bought and seldom wear. The most beautiful and most beautiful in this world, but also the youthful vitality of the good years.

At this time, the mirror in the bathroom has been restored.

Zhang Yogurt came back again, her hair was dry and draped loosely, she faced the mirror, leaned closer, and fiddled with her bangs.

Because this hair was cut short and then long, it was a little irregular, and the bangs always pierced her eyes.

Zhang Yogurt thought about it——

A long sword appeared out of thin air.

Zhang Yogurt bent down, facing the mirror, holding the long sword in one hand and the bangs in the other.

A strand of hair fell.

 …

Chen Shu sat in the yard, covered in a quilt.

Ning Qing is holding a special pair of scissors and cutting his hair attentively.

Chen Shu couldn’t help rolling his eyes up, trying to glance at his hair, but it was obvious that he couldn’t see.

“Are you sure you don’t need a mirror?”

“No.”

“Are you sure you can cut it?”

” I’ve watched a lot of tutorials.”

“That’s what you said last time.”

“The last time was two years ago, and I’ve made progress in the past two years.” Ning Qing said, swiped his head to the right, made him turn his head away, and cut his hair with the scissors, “Just don’t move.”

“Not good, let’s see what to do. ?”

“I will pay.”

“What? Sleeping with me?”

“Pay a bottle of hair growth cream.”

“This…”

“Say a few words to distract me.”

Ning Qing got a little angry at his questioning, and patted him on the forehead a slap.

“…”

This violent woman.

Chen Shu resisted but had to enjoy it.

Cultivation base reaches the fifth sixth rank, and it’s not good or bad. There are quite a few inconveniences, such as cutting hair – the middle-level cultivator can only make a certain impact on the speed of hair growth. , can’t let the hair not grow long, and a sixth rank Peak cultivator like him, the hair is much more tenacious than the steel wire, the normal barber shop may not have the ability to cut his hair for him, go to the big barber shop, the price is very expensive.

Secretary Ning is the Secret Sect Saintess, with an extraordinary identity and a proud and cold personality. Few people in this world can enjoy the treatment of her helping with haircuts.

And give him a haircut, not a penny, but also give him twenty, no matter how it is calculated, it is his blessing.

Chen Shu is at peace, let it be.

Qingqing’s hands are very soft, and it feels very comfortable to stroke his hair and make close contact with his head.

“Master Ning.”

“Shut up.”

“Other barbershops provide shampoo and massage services.”

“Shut up.”

“You’re doing business…”

“I’ll cut a gap for you.”

“A gap …” Chen Shu used a very strange tone, “Baked grain poles, potato lumps, peas Mimi, hyphenated words, disgusting…”

“I do what I say.”

“…”

Chen Shu closed his mouth, and the people were quiet.

The early morning in mid-autumn was very cool. The morning light penetrated the persimmon tree and broke into speckles. Two birds stood side by side on the tree and stared at them. With a white cat, sitting on the swing next to him, his eyes are often cast towards them.

Time was quiet again here at Chen Shu, and life returned to its plain essence.

The two and a half months in the forbidden area seem to be non-existent.

“It’s almost finished.”

“…”

“Wait, I’ll go shopping with you.”

“…”

“You can speak.”

“…”

Chen Shu was expressionless and said nothing.

Why don’t you tell me if I don’t tell you, and I tell you if you tell me, then I’ll lose face.

I won’t say it, I won’t say it.

“Go wash my hair.”

“I want to wash my hair girl!”

“Yes, Xiaoxiao.”

“Why?”

Chen Shu sternly scolded this person: “You do all the fun, and other people do the hard work, always bullying others!”

“…”

Ning Qing pursed his lips tightly, pulled him up, and walked to the side.

In a few moments.

Chen Shu was squatting on the edge of the garden, and Ning Qing was holding the hose for watering the flowers in the garden and pointed at his head.

“Where’s the shampoo?”

“…”

“What about the discount program?”

“…”

Secretary Ning obeyed him.

It stands to reason that everything I want has been achieved, but for some reason, Chen Shu always has a strange feeling.

Water rinses the foam away.

A towel was thrown on his head, and then a hand was pressed up, rubbing vigorously on his head, acting somewhat rudely.

Then Chen Shu was pulled up by her.

The two were facing each other, very close to each other.

Chen Shu looked at the girl in front of her with her head slightly raised, her eyes raised, her hands fiddling with his hair and his bangs, but she couldn’t see the expression. Then he was dragged into the room by her wrist, pulled straight to the bathroom, and stood in front of the mirror.

Ning Qing tilted his head to look at him, as if asking.

“It’s not bad!”

Chen Shu also brushed his hair and said, “I don’t see that you still have this skill.”

” I already told you.”

Ning Qing’s tone was light, and there was no expression on his face, and the little pride in her heart was perfectly hidden by her.

“Yes, yes.” Chen Shu nodded again and again, and then said to the people around him, “You will be responsible for my hair in the future. Anyway, I will cut it for you to see what kind of hairstyle you want to see. Just learn it by yourself, and cut it for me, and I’ll charge you twenty dollars every time.”

“Okay.”

Ning Qing agreed naturally.

“Go out to buy groceries.”

Chen Shu walked out of the house, walked to the front of the swing, and proudly aimed at a man and a cat above: “Does Xiaoxiao’s hairstyle look good?”

little girl stared at him seriously, and answered without the slightest hesitation:

“Xiaoxiao’s hairstyle looks good!”

“Xiaoxiao! Does my hairstyle look good?” “

“Looks good.”

“Peach, does my hairstyle look good?”

“woof~”

“Brother-in-law, It doesn’t look good.” The little girl pointed at the white cat and reported to her brother-in-law.

“You understand peach too?”

“Oh…”

little girl withdrew her eyes and stared at the ground, as if she had been dismantled The same:

“I was talking nonsense…”

“…”

Chen Shu was choked by her, and then she was speechless.

“Going out to buy groceries.”

“Okay!”

The little girl immediately jumped off the swing, held Peaches in her arms, and trotted keep up with them.

The leaves have begun to fall in the community, but the cleaning is not so diligent, there are yellow leaves scattered on the ground, piled on the roadside by the wind, so the community retains a bit of autumn. There were both shorts and short sleeves on the road, as well as jackets, and Chen Shu realized that it was already autumn.

A few people walked slowly.

The neighborhood is clean.

little girl put the peach down.

The white cat took a cheerful step and ran to the front, looking here and there. Suddenly, it didn’t know what it found, it stopped in front of a small courtyard door that was not closed, the probe stared inside, and then looked back at Chen Shu and called.

“woof!”

“Don’t go to the door of other people’s yard, it’s rude…”

“Woo…”

“What’s wrong?”

Chen Shu walked over curiously, pretended to hold the cat back, and glanced inside.

This yard is also planted with flowers and has a dog. The dog came back from nowhere and got very dirty. The owner put it in the garden and carried the faucet for watering the flowers in the yard. Rinse it off and brush it roughly with a brush.

Peach turned her head and stared at Chen Shu.

Raise a small paw and point to the dog inside.

“Wow?”

Chen Shu was lost in thought.

It wasn’t until the owner looked at him that he picked up the peach, nodded with a smile to the owner, and took the disobedient stupid cat away.

Tonight’s Sour Radish Duck Soup is cancelled.

……

When they came back from shopping, Chen Banxia and Zhang Yogurt also came.

Chen Banxia’s current dressing style is more and more in the direction of urban beauty, more and more fashionable and sophisticated, mature and dazzling. Although she looks small, she doesn’t look like a talented student with this style of dressing.

Zhang Yogurt’s bangs are cut into three or seven points, and a high ponytail is tied at the back of her head. This is the first time Chen Shu has seen her and has often seen her since then.

The yard also became lively.

(End of this chapter)