Why Can’t I Play Games

  Chapter 104 Public troubles

   "Have you heard?"

  "The Africans and R himself were fighting over an American fertilizer!"

   "What fight? Really!"

   "Really, I saw the news on the Internet, and I was hitting hard, and I hit the road..."

"real or fake?"

"real!"

   "This fertilizer is so powerful?"

   "Very powerful, I heard that after using this fertilizer, the roots of crops can grow two meters!"

   "My mother, so amazing!"

  "……"

  November 16.

  A piece of news appeared on the Huteng portal.

  This news has attracted the attention of many netizens.

   "Shocked, two foreigners actually fought because of a fertilizer shipped to China. The truth behind the scenes turned out to be..."

  "……"

  They clicked involuntarily.

   Then, I clicked in for an instant, and I saw the news with extremely exaggerated words about a “violent incident” on the streets of New York, USA!

  Beside a truck with the words "China Jinkela Transporter", an African and R with a small beard on his nose were fighting over fertilizer on the street.

  Under the photo, the two of them seemed to be fighting fiercely. They were almost hideous. They seemed to pull their collars together, and they were about to do it.

  And a tall American who got out of the car seemed to persuade him with a tangled expression on his face.

   "Golden Kelah, this is a product that won the SHENDIYAGE Agricultural Technology Fertilizer Gold Award in San Diego, USA..."

   "Once this product came out, it became popular in the United States at a lightning speed, and it became the golden fertilizer that swept all American farmers..."

  "As everyone knows, Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped. After learning this news, Arkham, a young man from Africa, came all the way from Africa..."

   "Inuichiro, who lives in Nagasaki, also shoulders the responsibility of revitalizing R Ben, and travels across the ocean..."

  "They swear to get Jinkela!"

  "……"

  "……"

  The news introduced the background of R himself and the Africans.

  Background words are basically words like untold hardships, traveling across the ocean, traveling thousands of miles, traveling across mountains and rivers...

   actually looked at it, there was an inexplicable sense of blood like a boy manga. After reading it, everyone felt that the two of them were too difficult.

  "This fertilizer product is so awesome?"

   "Fuck me!"

  "The yield of wheat is one thousand and eight per mu?"

   "Holy shit, don't you have to buy some for my mom?"

  "……"

  Especially after seeing the following series of chemical equations and conclusions that no one can understand, many netizens were shocked for the first time!

  Then...

  Some netizens suddenly felt that something was wrong!

   "Puff!"

  "San Diego, the United States, is SHENDIYAGE in English?"

  "Grass! Is Chinese Pinyin also used in San Diego?"

   "Why do I feel like I've been pitted?"

  "……"

  Many networks noticed the English letters of San Diego in the corner, and they were shocked instantly...

  Some netizens on the screen even sprayed it directly!

  After that, this news was shocking at first, and then it was a hot search on the portal website by netizens.

  Wait until noon.

  Everyone saw another news item on the portal!

   "Shocked! The video of the Japanese-African fight was exposed, and the scene was out of control for a while, very bloody..."

  The netizens at the end of 2005 are very pure.

  When they see this news, where can they stand it?

  Many netizens in front of the screen took a deep breath in an instant!

   Then, staring at the screen closely!

Then……

   "Jin Ke La! Jin Ke La! Ours! Our! Jin Ke La! Ours!"

  (The small truck full of gold kelp was stopped)

   "What do you want to do?"

  "Japan, Africa: Jinkela! Jinkela! Ours! Ours!"

  "Fei: I want gold! Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped, so there must be gold!"

  "Japan: I want gold kela! Japan's resources are too scarce, there must be gold kela!"

  "……"

  "……"

  After seeing the "arguing" picture on the screen, netizens looked dull!

"Depend on!"

   "Don't tell me this is the scene that was out of control for a while, very bloody?"

   "Your sister! I turned off the speakers, and I was mentally prepared to see how the scene got out of control. Then, after turning it on, would you show me this?"

  "Do Africans and R himself speak such a slurred Chinese? Do you Americans also speak such a slurred Chinese?"

   "Why do you feel cheated?"

   "It's not a feeling, but you were really cheated. This is an advertisement! I just turned on the TV, and the advertisement was shown on the TV..."

   "???"

  "……"

  "Fertilizer mixed with gold, no loss! No evaporation! Zero waste!

  "Fertilizer mixed with gold can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium under two meters!

  "The world's fertilizer prices have risen, and the fertilizer is mixed with gold! One bag can top two bags!"

  "……"

  Major TV stations.

  Just off the Internet, netizens turned on the TV for the first time, and then watched this scene stupidly.

  When they heard the ridiculous Chinese and English ""Mei, look, God presses the dog", their brains went blank.

  Many people can't help but spray.

  They feel that their IQ is being crushed on the ground, which is really ridiculous!

  However, I don’t know why, such a ridiculous advertisement is so happy to watch, I want to watch it again!

  Followed by...

  The second round of ads has appeared again!

  This time, there is no thunder, only thunder!

  "The energy of every grain of gold is like an atomic bomb..."

  "The raw materials of every kilogram of golden waste are as high as millions of dollars..."

  "……"

  Netizens were shocked by the chrysanthemum!

  The whole person is dumbfounded!

  So awesome?

  Atomic bomb?

   Millions of dollars per kilogram of raw materials!

  Fuck, don’t you brag about taxes?

  …………………………

   "Mr. Zhang, there are so many common sense mistakes, we blow like this, is this really good?"

   "What's the problem, what Boss Zhang gave, it must be no problem, I believe him..."

"I see a lot of people on the Internet are scolding... I think our advertisements are insulting their IQs. Mr. Zhang, there is a saying, I think it is indeed an insult. When I saw the advertisement, my whole person was numb... …"

   "What are you afraid of? Don't be afraid. Boss Zhang Yang Zhang said yes, then he can definitely..."

"Oh……"

  Shen Liang, a graduate student in marketing from Zhejiang University, looked at a lot of curses on the Internet with very worried eyes.

  As Zhang Genshui's dog head sergeant, he felt very worried.

  This advertisement is done...

   is quite ridiculous and rough. After reading the advertisement, he almost lost his breath.

  2005...

  Although there are false advertisements, no one really regards every grain of gold energy as a false method like an atomic bomb.

  He said that his three views have been subverted.

  However, after seeing Zhang Genshui's upstart indifferent, he finally chose to nod his head.

  Wait until the afternoon when the marketing department received a call...

  Shen Liang suddenly found that the phone of the marketing department was blown up!

  He went to answer a call!

  I thought that the whole story on the phone was full of curses.

  But unexpectedly, this turned out to be an order call!

  ……………………

  November 16.

8pm.

  Netizens who were playing "Plants vs. Zombies" suddenly saw a prompt from the system.

   "Plants vs. Zombies" version seems to be upgradeable...

  It seems that they have subconsciously upgraded.

  After clicking the upgrade, they suddenly found that the gameplay has not changed much.

  But...

   "One more bag of Jinke La fertilizer additive?"

  They all looked straight!

  Sunshine Mushroom can only provide 15 points of sunlight. It can provide 30 points of sunlight when grown into an adult, but it takes two minutes to grow.

but……

  After the players spent money and spent gold, the growth time was shortened from two minutes to one minute and forty seconds, and the sunshine value became 40 points in adulthood!

  After watching Jinkela Fertilizer Additives, many of them are a little doubtful about life!

"etc!"

   "Don't tell me, this time the update is just an extra bag of gold, right?"

"Depend on!"

   "Upgrade for a bag of gold?"

  The players' eyes widened, and the whole person was numb as if they were electrocuted for a while.

  Not long after...

  They saw some news!

   "Shocked, the advertising fee of Jin Ke La placed in the game is actually worth ten million!"

   "Shocked, Zhang Yang surrendered to the capital, Jin Ke La triumphed!"

  "The ridiculous advertising money, unexpectedly..."

  "……"

  ………………

  Time passed two more days.

   arrived on November 18.

   Wrangler Technology.

  Chairman Liu Chongshan suddenly announced at the meeting that he would temporarily retreat to the second line and leave the next work to his daughter Liu Ruohan. I hope everyone will support this young president.

  After hearing this news, everyone was in an uproar!

  The first thing Liu Ruohan did when he came to power was to call Shen Yi, who was once in charge of the personnel department...

After seeing Shen Yi's serious expression, Liu Yun's brain went completely blank.

  Although Liu Ruohan promised that his position will not change for the time being and that everyone should do everything before, Liu Yun feels like an emperor and a courtier for no reason.

  After returning home...

  She turned on the computer.

  After that, she saw the news of Zhang Yang for the first time!

  Jin Kela invested 10 million in advertising fees for Zhang Yang’s "Plants vs. Zombies".

  Liu Yun looks numb!

   Then, when she turned on the TV, she saw Jin Kela’s ad.

  She has a wonderful expression.

  There are a lot of common sense errors in advertising...

  Even, San Diego in the advertisement is spelled in Chinese...

   "Who made this ad?"

  "Isn't this an insult to the audience's IQ?"

  "Now this society is getting more and more impetuous..."

   "Any pig brain can be creative for advertising?"

  "……"

   Liu Yun shook her head.

  After watching the TV series for a while, it was already wee hours.

  She finally had some sleepiness.

  She yawned and then climbed into bed.

  The next day, when she came to the company, she saw a group of people in the marketing department that seemed very excited.

   "This golden advertiser is simply a genius!"

"Who is this guy!"

  "Check it out, check it out!"

  "……"

   Liu Yun was a little strange after listening.

  But I didn’t care, I just returned to my office and started the day's work conscientiously.

  Yiu Zhongshan still trusts her very much.

but……

  She knew that after Liu Zhongshan left, the newcomer Xiaoliu had always been skeptical of her abilities, so she had better be more diligent.

  Not long after...

  She heard noise from the marketing department.

   Then, she walked out.

   "Mr. Liu, I knew...this advertisement was made by Zhang Yang!"

   "It's a publicity again, my God, this is amazing!"

   "It seems that the advertisement is full of loopholes, but it is very magical and makes people very creative with video. It is simply a brainwashing cancer..."

   "God, this man is simply a marketing master..."

   "I don't know why, I have a hunch, it seems that another era is coming?"

  "……"

  When Liu Yun heard this...

   is still at a loss.

  She has also seen Jin Kela's advertisement.

  However, she feels extremely rubbish, and it is really difficult for her to identify with any marketing master, advertising genius...

  She subconsciously approached Fan Qiang and asked why.

  However, after seeing her, Fan Qiang's expression of excitement seemed to abate. He seemed reluctant to say anything to her, so he only asked her to go online to check Jinke La, especially on some video sites.

   Then, Fan Qiang left.

  Since Liu Chongshan retired, Fan Qiang seemed to keep his distance from her more and more!

  She can't help but feel that some people take the tea cold.

  But then, she went online.

When    first boarded the video website, she first saw a series of netizens spoof editing videos on a video website.

   "Jin Ke La, explore and discover!"

  ""Plants vs. Golden Korra"."

   "Jin Ke La, the voice of farmers..."

   "Jin Ke La, Romance of the Three Kingdoms..."

  "Qilijin..."

  "Polygum and Gold..."

  "……"

   Liu Yun clicked to open the Internet, and suddenly found that Jin Kela’s advertisement had been produced in many versions by netizens.

  Many of the world’s famous songs and TV series have been stained with Jin Kela’s ghost dubbing and ghost images...

  For a time, it was very high, Liu Yun watched it several times, and she felt that she was brainwashed by Jin Ke La!

  Even, many new editors have begun to edit Jin Ke La with electronic audio materials...

  The effect is strong...

  This is a video style that has never appeared before!

   "Any pig brain can be creative for advertising?"

  Suddenly the disdain and speechless emotions she felt after seeing the advertisement yesterday appeared in her mind...

this moment……

  She stared wide.

  Suddenly realized that he was like a clown...

  It turns out that you can’t understand what Zhang Yang plays. When you really understand it, you are actually too late!

  Before, she felt that the advertisers were insulting public intelligence.

but……

  It now appears that her IQ was indeed insulted by publicity.

  ……………………

  November 19th.

  Jin Ke La advertising effect exploded, replaced by product sales explosion.

   "I said Boss Zhang is okay!"

   "Boss Zhang is such an awesome character, how can people like us understand?"

  "……"

  Zhang Genshui smoked the soil.

  The smell made Shen Liang cough.

  However, Shen Liang felt that his knees were soft...

   is about to kneel to Zhang Yang!

   "Publish him... he is a trend-setting man..."

   "I have a hunch..."

   Just when Zhang Genshui was smoking soil smoke and feeling at ease...

  His phone rang.

   "Huh? Let me introduce you to Boss Zhang? What kind of advertisement do you want?"

   "Lawn mower? No problem, wrap it on me!"

  "……"

  …………

  Game circle.

  When all the bosses are trying to talk about the advertisement...

  Zhang Yang sighed in the office.

   "Hey... How did Jin Ke's behind-the-scenes advertising plan come to light?"

"Lawn mower? The lawn mower can be implanted. It happens to be able to push the zombies off once when the level cannot be passed. Players are also complaining that the game is too difficult and some levels cannot be passed at all, but should I update the game again? Okay, update every three days..."

   "But, with so many advertising fees, I can't refuse it!"

   "Worry!"

  "……"

  (End of this chapter)