Why Can’t I Play Games

Chapter 106: The first invasion (on)

Chapter 106 The First Invasion (Part 1)

In the early morning of November 20th.

America.

In this world, no matter which country or nation it is, many things are universal.

For example...

No matter which country’s film and television works, you can always see the protagonist of the small staff who have been oppressed by the capitalists. At the same time, you can always see passers-by doing all kinds of things that make people speechless and want to beat people in public...

Many people are stubborn in reality, but on the Internet, they have become big fans who can stubbornly **** the whole world.

Tom Hanks is such an aggrieved little clerk.

"damn it!"

"Sooner or later, I will put the gun on that bald forehead, and then he will burst his brain!"

"..."

It's early morning.

When everyone was asleep, Tom Hanks dragged his tired body back to the rental room, and his lungs exploded when he thought of the company leader’s deliberately making things difficult for others.

Sometimes people are like this.

The more tired you are and the more unwilling to anger you are, the less you can fall asleep, and the more you can’t fall asleep, the more you want to vent.

Tom Hanks finally got up after tossing and turning on the bed for a long time.

In the dead of night...

What can do?

Play a few "Plants vs. Zombies".

This is a stand-alone game that has recently become popular in the United States. Its mechanism has never been heard before. It is both interesting and superb.

Tom Hanks feels immersed in the game world and can forget the worries of the real world for a while!

Tom Hanks turned on the computer. When he logged into his UC account and was about to click on "Plants vs. Zombies", he suddenly saw a message posted to himself on the UC website.

said that at 8 o'clock this morning, a game called "FUCK, YOU!" will be updated.

As a lucky member customer, you only need to pay $5 to get the opportunity to play in advance...

etc!

Why is the name of this game so unqualified?

but…

His negative emotions are indeed skyrocketing at this moment!

His envoy went in and paid $5 in his account!

After the payment is over, the game starts slowly...

"Do you often feel angry?"

When Tom Hanks saw YES and NO, he subconsciously clicked YES!

"Do you feel that the bald boss is really disgusting and want to smash his head with a stick?"

"..."

God!

How did this game know?

God, FUCK!

Tom Hanks was shocked. After the shock was over, he couldn’t wait to place a YES...

"Are you not being taken seriously, often bullied by colleagues, and no girl likes you? Even, your former girlfriends ran away with them?"

Tom Hanks trembled all over!

Subconsciously stood up, looked around like a ghost, and then stared at the computer.

Ghost?

Is it the same as in some horror movies, my computer is controlled by some mysterious force?

I…

He continued to click YES!

After clicking , there was another problem with that game.

"It's late at night, why are you still not asleep? Are you unable to sleep because of anger, or because of stress?"

Tom Hanks swallowed his throat. He pressed against the screen, only feeling cold on his back, as if his throat was restrained by some ghost, and it became difficult to breathe.

These…

He has it!

What's going on with this game?

Damn it! Damn it!

"Want to know the meaning of life?"

"you…"

"Want to really live?"

"..."

Even though Tom Hanks felt frightened, he still clicked YES. After clicking, he saw a sudden shaking of the computer screen, and then a scene appeared.

"So…"

"Our game has begun!"

"In this world, there is no order, no guards, you can attack everyone, you are completely free, let go of your anger!"

"..."

Tom Hanks found a purple muscular man appeared on the screen!

Then, there is a building in front of you!

He controlled the characters and walked into the building, and then saw a group of strange-looking horseheads.

It seems...

Every character is performing a plot.

In the first scene, he saw a scene that made him angry. The horse head man in charge was directing a small staff member to do this and that, with a look of awkward expression!

Tom Hanks thought of the scene when he was employed...

I don’t know why, he has a sense of substitution, he is controlling the leading actor and rushing over!

Very decompressed!

Very angry!

The degree of freedom of this game is quite high. You can use all weapons to attack the person you want to attack, and the sense of substitution is very strong. Almost all the unfairness encountered in the workplace is interpreted here.

And Tom Hanks is playing the role of breaking everything!

The impact of the game is even more terrifying. The attributes of punches to the flesh make Tom Hanks even more exciting, controlling the male protagonist and entering all the way from the company gate.

Those old colleagues who once looked down on themselves, those little people who always stumbled themselves secretly, and...

That bald old man!

"There are still guns here!"

Tom Hanks was so excited that he almost twitched. After a violent beating, he picked up the gun on the wall and banged a few times...

The imaginary picture is displayed vividly and vividly!

After the fight, you can still whip the corpse. You can even pull the thrower and throw it down from the twelfth floor. You can even kick the leader's forehead with your foot.

If you don’t want the leader to die so early, you can even play again, you can pull people over, slap and slap first...

Kneel him down on one knee, begging for mercy!

Even you can edit the sentence begging for mercy...

The first scene!

Tom Hanks played it seven or eight times in a row, and he even took a long sigh of relief when he played it in the morning, feeling that his whole body was refreshed!

"Oh, God!"

"This game is awesome!"

"Oh my God!"

………………

"It's so cool, this game is so cool!"

"God, I played it before it went on sale. I was on the bus and beat the smoking young man violently. I even dragged him to the back of the car and let him eat for an hour. Exhaust..."

"Me too. On the road, I saw a **** riding a motorcycle. I FUCK it up without saying a word and slapped it fiercely... He wants to resist, I'm just a baseball bat..."

"Hahaha, this game is so interesting, there are people who are scared to pee! This is really scared to pee, hahaha..."

"..."

"Like, praise! FUCK, FUCK!"

"..."

"Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" was temporarily removed from the shelves for rectification in China due to some problems.

but…

The publicity team was suffocated at first and full of resentment. Not only did they not change in the normal direction, they changed in various directions to vent their anger.

At the beginning, they thought that this game has already made money anyway, and it is impossible to sell it on Huaxia. In addition, Zhang Yang is not allowed to work overtime at night, so when they are free, they organize and completely release themselves. , As long as they are free, they add their own content to the game "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse".

Almost every employee who just came in will add a little.

Even the latest version added the version from TCA awards. The protagonist suffered injustice on TCA. The judges had disgusting cheeks and fists at the corners of their mouths, which broke the judges!

new version…

More free than the previous version, there are more types of weapons, and the level of randomness is higher. The first level is completely random according to the wishes of the questionnaire...

When this version was just finished, Lao Mei sent someone over to talk about introducing it...

Then, what I did not expect is that such a purely venting version, it entered the old beauty in such a grandiose way.

And "FUCK, YOU! "Is the English name of the old American version.

In China...

May need some bans, but in Lao America, a legal paradise where you can bring guns.

This has nothing to do with it, but it is very eye-catching!

When is not yet on sale, UC’s comments are full of various praises.

These are the feelings of UC members after they have obtained the pre-purchase qualification and have already tried the game.

Except for some Virgins who think this game is too violent and feel uncomfortable, other wow players think this game is simply cool!

Single-player game since its birth till now...

Whether it is Huaxia or Laomei, there has never been such a free travel experience!

Although the characters in the characters are not exquisite, some flaws, and even ugly, but each NPC character has its own plot, just like some novels that pretend to be forced to face, you will always find some refreshing points and a sense of substitution...

and!

more importantly…

When many villains in the game are beaten, there will be more plots.

Or kneel down and beg for mercy, please let him go, even when you hold a gun at some people’s forehead, they will even sit on the ground, shaking and urinating...

Yes!

just pee, in the screen, the bald, hateful big boss just made embarrassing moves...

Lao Mei is a capitalist society.

Capitalists are happy, but those who are oppressed are not.

Those unhappy people are always in the majority, and when they come into contact with this game, they are instantly excited!

This is a...

You don’t have to have any burdens in reality. As long as you think of it in reality, you can do it in the game without any legal responsibility...

in reality…

You are the only one, you are the king, you can attack anyone except the mall, any store...

You can even grab their money and take their money to the mall to buy all kinds of weapons!

There are various weapons in the mall...

Shovel, knife, steel pipe, baseball bat, gun...

and!

etc…

"Tell me what's going on?"

"Why is the most expensive mobile phone?"

"Does the phone cost two hundred dollars?"

"More expensive than a gun?"

"Does this phone have any functions?"

"..."

………………

noon.

Rocky wakes up from his sleep.

It is normal for people like him to sleep until noon.

When he woke up, he received a call from Katie.

"Boss, our estimation was wrong..."

"what?"

"The "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" we evaluated before is now "FUCK, YOU!". The score is between 60 and 70. However, the reality is that this game may not be another game. Demigod..."

"..."

"Because the "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" we evaluated was not optimized, and the introduced one was officially optimized by Universe Technology..."

"..."

"Although the screen has not been changed, the playability inside has increased a lot!"

"..."

When Rocky heard this...

Woke up instantly!

After waking up, I checked "FUCK, YOU!" for the first time. "Sales!

He found "FUCK, YOU! "The sales volume exceeded 20,000 in four hours from 8 am to 12 am!

This stand-alone game has unexpectedly become a hit?

Although it is not as crazy as "Plants vs. Zombies", which has more than 200,000 downloads a day, it still surprises him!

Not long after he got up, he received a transnational call from China.

"Hey?"

"Mr. Rocky?"

"Hello, you are…"

"I am Zhang Yang!"

"Oh, boss Zhang, hello..."

"I have seen the data of "FUCK, YOU!" in Lao Mei, Mr. Rocky, I think the game "FUCK, YOU!" can be made into a national game."

"What's the meaning?"

"Let many people participate in the follow-up development of the game. The game can be upgraded with a series of follow-ups. Even, we can make this game into an online game. Your UC department will provide creativity, and our Universe Technology will provide free upgrades to the game. Serve…"

"How to play online?"

"A character fighting online game! We can sell virtual coins online..."

"Oh?"

"In this future game, we can call him "City of Violence"!"

"..."

After talking on the phone with Zhang Yang, he was unconsciously shocked by the young man's thoughts.

Then...

He agreed!

He admired the young man’s wild ideas.

"FUCK, YOU! "This game may not be able to make a breakthrough in China, but it is in the free atmosphere of the old American market.

May be able to make explosive breakthroughs?

He suddenly looked forward to the future!