Why Can’t I Play Games

  Chapter 124 Absolutely free game!

  In the dead of night.

   is also when Peter's thinking is most active.

  In the past, he was sleeping.

  Since he came into contact with "The Thief Simulator", he is like a moody tyrant!

   "Damn pineapple mansion!"

   "Damn it, the CEO of Shit, Phil Rivers, you have today too, haha!"

   "Haha, you finally have nothing, hahaha!"

   "Scream, you shattered your throat, no one will care about you!"

"security guard?"

  "I stole my work clothes while the security guard was sleeping!"

   "FBI?"

   "Hahaha, the FBI is currently pushing the car and repairing the car, hahaha!"

  "……"

  He is holding the phone, pointing at an old man on the phone screen, laughing!

  In the screen!

The Pineapple Building, which once had a sense of technology, has been demolished at this moment, revealing the black hole of the Maofei Building. Not only the windows have been demolished, and even the marble on the company floor has been turned into pits and pits, all being sold for money. Up.

  After a series of damn, angry, wanting to insert the iron rod into the designer's chrysanthemum and stirred up resentment...

  Peter finally cleared all the "Thief Simulator" in front of the camera with red eyes!

  There is nothing to steal in the entire "Thief Simulator" world!

I saw the old man named Phil Rivers sitting on the big rock in front of Pineapple Technology, yelling and calling the police like the end, but the parts of the police’s motorcycles and cars were early. When he was stolen and could only push the car over, Peter was as excited as a gorilla, beating his chest with his hands and making a weird laugh of "GAI, GAI, GAI"!

  This seems to be a very exciting game with a high degree of freedom, but you have to follow the general human logic to steal everything as much as possible!

  For example...

  Before you enter the Apple Building, you must purchase FBI and security patrol information, and steal what you want to steal in just ten minutes.

  The early stage is very simple...

  But in the later stage, more things are stolen, and the **** president of Pineapple Technology will send additional security personnel to make you less and less time to sneak into Pineapple Technology, and the task becomes more and more difficult.

  So, the object you want to steal has changed from Pineapple Technology to a security guard!

Yes!

  You guessed right!

  You are going to steal something from the security guard.

  You have to take advantage of the security guard’s sleeping time, and then steal his clothes and electric batons, and let them yell like a lunatic in the security dormitory of Apple Technology.

  In this way, you will have time to sneak into Pineapple Technology to steal things.

  Wait until later...

  When there are more things stolen from Pineapple Technology, then the **** president Phil Rivers will ask the FBI for help...

  FBI is naturally not a wine bag or rice bag. They are much better than security guards. They will chase you and arrest you.

   Arrest even if the game fails!

  After experiencing repeated failures, Peter finally realized frantically that this game can still steal FBI stuff!

  Cars, batons, even guns...

Yes!

  Everything you can see, you can steal and sell money!

  Peter swears!

  In reality, he is definitely a very pure and good man. He can't even think about stealing things.

  But in the game!

  He has green eyes. Every time he steals something, he feels very happy in his heart. Especially when he sees the yelling appearance of the suffering master, he is so excited that he wants to jump.

  If in reality, this is a very dangerous criminal mind!

  But, this is not reality!

  This is the game!

  And the game mechanism of this "thief simulator" is like this!

  The game is for you to play like this, what can you do?

One o'clock.

  After Peter finished his excitement and finally relieved his emotions, he uploaded his video to the Internet.

  Then...

  He found information about this game in major player forums.

   Then, something more exciting happened to him.

   "God, this game, shouldn't I be the only one to steal all the levels and clear them!"

  "……"

  When he saw the Internet everywhere begging for strategy and how to steal the FBI police car, he suppressed his excitement and left his video link in the strategy area.

  Not long after...

  His video’s personal account fans have increased from 30,000 in the past few days to 80,000!

   even became the top ten users in the video area.

  He glanced down.

   "God, is this game so horrible?"

  "Motorcycle can disassemble parts, one part can be stolen?"

   "This game is too delicate, right?"

"fear……"

  "Hey, buddy, how did you discover such horrible details?"

   "Dude, I heard that Universe Technology has released "Vagrant Simulator" again, are you going to try it?"

  "……"

  "……"

  Countless comments, so that Peter has gained a lot of admiration.

  But then...

  When he saw "Hobo Simulator", Peter's eyes widened.

"what?"

   "Has the Universe Platform released the "Vagrant Simulator" again?"

  "……"

   Peter, who was about to take a breath, opened his eyes again.

  Then...

  He clicked on his mobile phone and downloaded "Hobo Simulator".

   Then adjusted the camera, and continued to record the video of playing "Vagrant Simulator" by myself.

"what's the situation?"

   "Am I playing "The Thief Simulator"? Why is this scene so similar?"

   "FUCK!"

"This……"

  "……"

  Just when he started the game, he saw a familiar interface and a familiar scene.

  Pineapple Technology...

flower bed……

  Street lights...

  A police car that will be driven on the road at any time!

  The visible scene even made him think that he had entered the world of "Thief Simulator"!

  However, then, he shook his head!

  Wrong!

  Wrong!

  Except for some "Pineapple Technology" and street lights that are exactly the same as "The Thief Simulator", it seems that there are ten more streets...

  On the street, all kinds of brands you can see in life seem to come to an end.

  Moreover, there are many pedestrians on the street. Some pedestrians look normal, but some pedestrians don’t know why, they look awkward, some are weird, like a thief.

  And him!

   plays the role of a homeless man wandering aimlessly on the street.

   "James Po? This name is so strange..."

  "Is this my own name?"

The hobo has the same health bar as the thief in "The Thief Simulator", but the difference is that the blood volume of the thief in "The Thief Simulator" is relatively stable, unless it is attacked by the security and the FBI, the blood will be lost, but the "Wandering In "Han Simulator", when you enter the game and haven't even figured out how to play, the system prompts you that the health bar is in an extremely dangerous state...

  And the blood volume is dropping at a speed visible to the naked eye.

  And the screen seems to be shaking, it seems to be a bit analogous to look at the screen.

   "What, what does this mean? This reminds me that I haven't eaten anything for almost four days. I must find something to eat, or I will die?"

   "God, I just came in, this blood volume has reached a very dangerous point?"

"This……"

   "FUCK, I want to find it, but how do I find it?"

  "What? There may be food in the trash can. Let me search the trash can for food?"

   "I, Peter, even if I'm playing a game, I'm going to die, it's impossible to find food in the trash can with flies!"

"I……"

  "……"

  He took a deep breath and saw the prompt of the game.

  When he saw the music in "Hobo Simulator" began to indicate that he was very critical, Peter unconsciously developed a sense of tension deep in his heart.

  He gritted his teeth!

  In despair, he finally made up his mind, controlled the character fiercely, and entered the garbage dump where flies were flying not far away.

  Damn it!

  How can this garbage dump be so real...

  And those maggots of disgusting people!

   "FUCK! What is going on, what does this game remind me?"

  "These maggots, actually...the protein content is about the same as chicken?"

   "This game is really disgusting, I can't stand it!"

   "What kind of fun is this!"

  "……"

  Peter's eyes widened.

  He found that this "Vagrant Simulator" really has no lower limit...

  Peter was finally speechless, and the blood volume of "have a full meal" finally entered a normal state.

  Then...

  (You are a homeless man who is surrounded by family members because of gambling...)

  (There is only one requirement you have to do, and that is to live well in this world, and then, see the various life states in this world...)

  (Hint 1: There are many thieves in this world, although many thieves are staring at the "Pineapple" building, but they have no bottom line, and homeless people will not let it go...)

  (Tip 2: You can pay $1 to buy the resurrection potion, and the resurrection can continue to survive until the game is cleared. Universe Technology members are $0.50. In order to avoid excessive recharge and affect the player experience, each user has only one recharge opportunity.)

  After reading the prompt, Peter decisively spent money and clicked the recharge interface of the universe platform.

  After recharging...

  Peter continues to control the character wandering aimlessly on the street.

  Then...

  Peter felt that this street seemed a bit familiar!

  Followed by...

  He was shocked!

Then……

  Subconsciously opened the UC official website and opened "FUCK, YOU! ", and then suddenly realized that many scenes on this street are clearly "FUCK, YOU!" Crazy flat grass mud horse) optimized version!

on the street……

  The prototype of many characters seems to be "FUCK, YOU! "The NPC character!

   Then he opened "Violent Locomotive" again, and finally, controlling the character in the phone, came to another road near the mountain.

  He confirmed!

  He found that this road is very similar to the urban runway in "Violent Locomotive", except that the screen has been optimized again, and he suspects that it is all the same scene material!

  ……………………

   "Mr. Zhang, many people have found that the materials of our "Vagrant Simulator" are integrated. Is this really good?"

  "What does this have to do with it, it will not affect the gameplay, it is a kind of tribute..."

"Zhang, there is another question. We really want to rename "Police Simulator" to "Perfect Life" and merge the previous "Thief Simulator" with the current "Hobo Simulator" to make a real Is it a role-playing online game?"

   "Well, the plan is like this, but first look at the word-of-mouth and ratings of "Vagrant Simulator" on the phone. If it is not bad, you can temporarily make a three-party role in the same world..."

"The task of the police is to find ways to catch the thief, the task of the thief is to try to steal things under the eyes of the police, and the task of the tramp is to avoid the thieves while avoiding the police...In the future, we can slowly add characters to this game. I want to make an absolutely free game! Of course, let’s try the water first in the form of "Simulator" and explore the market. As for the scenes and materials you mentioned before...what does it matter? We drew it before Things, wouldn’t it be a waste not to use them together?"

  "……"

  (Khan...I have tried my best to squeeze the water out.)

  (If most people feel that it’s still water, I will cut off the foreshadowing plot and make the rhythm faster?)

  (End of this chapter)