Why Can’t I Play Games

   Chapter 186 New Concept Fitness?

  Xingxing Internet Cafe has been upgraded again.

This time the decoration, not only to update the computer all over again, and Zong male boss and bought the house next door to that level.

That house was the one doing the gym, just opened fairly catch, however, opened not long, last month when he went out.

Cause of the failure quite simple, competitive pressures, and a fitness card not a lot, and no nice guy beauty coach coach to help attract customers, it is barely Yanjing high rent here.

fitness……

   To put it bluntly, it is actually an anti-human activity for many people.

Although we all want to have a screaming arouses sinew meat, or no trace of fat, a good figure to attract men, but it takes years and years to pay costs adhered to!

   There is no problem in persisting for one or two months, but there are really very few people who can persist in 365 days of exercise without slacking off.

Gym muscles get sore all day, carrying equipment to a boring day with little training is not done overnight ......

   This makes many people impatient!

   Nonsense!

   Lying at home watching TV, watching mobile phone, not feeling well?

   tendon meat?

   One day less exercise will not affect anything...

   "Boss, I heard you are going to open a branch?"

   "Haha, yes, we are going to upgrade to an Internet cafe here. At the same time, there is also a fitness Internet cafe."

   "What does internet cafe mean? What does fitness internet cafe mean?"

"This is a new concept, I can not come to explain what, but in short, is a new thing, over time you will know."

"Ok."

  Because of the renovation and upgrade, the Star Internet Cafe is naturally unable to access the Internet.

Several players often to the Internet on the very depressed, watching Zong male is moving this thing, that thing is moving after the man could not help but ask Zong pulled up.

  Li Zongnan stopped, answered some of their words, and resumed his work.

   Internet cafe?

What is this stuff?

   Several players felt a little inexplicable when they heard this new term.

   Actually!

This is 2006, this stuff is really too advanced, too advanced some of these people do not adapt, always felt that this thing is very high-end feel.

   Fitness internet cafe?

   This is even more confusing, and you don’t even know what this thing is.

   Then...

They saw staff handling some equipment, among these devices as well as large-screen display, does not look cheap ......

   They were immediately curious.

Some people subconsciously looked toward the gym next to the one found on the second floor fitness area, a lot of staff to some of the traditional fitness equipment to unload, and fitted with a monitor.

Wait until the sun goes down, they saw next door not far from wearing "Ice World" staff also carrying some of the freezers and the like came into the cafe is decorated in stars, and on the Internet just finished painting the walls The words "cooperative unit" are affixed.

   This makes players even more confused.

   What is this for?

   In fact…

   Not only Star Internet Cafe does this...

  Other Internet cafes that are basically allied with "Universe Technology" do this.

Internet cafes have to pay big bucks to upgrade rectification, almost every Internet cafes have settled in the "Ice World" tea shop ......

  Many players across the country feel baffled by this series of operations.

   "Cosmos Technology seems to be creating an alternative fitness world..."

   "Cosmic technology seems to be about to invade the fitness world, and we have to teach the gym..."

"Latest News" reporter simulator "is a fitness game, I think foreign anchor Peter," Reporters Simulator "endure bad enough ......"

"I heard," Reporters Simulator "seems to be a test after test when really mature, the universe is likely to use technology to" perfect life "in the past ......"

   "What? "Perfect Life" is the game ruled by artificial intelligence?"

"That's how the game now? I heard that we human players about to win a victory to dawn?"

"Yes! What is artificial intelligence ruled the game? We are not human players with artificial intelligence has yet to open 55? We will soon break through the defensive mental hospital, right?"

"Artificial Intelligence Frank does not seem okay?"

"But the Americans are still there ruled it artificial intelligence, they also play a variety of human game, as if there prison games, squid games ...... There are many horror film inside the game, it seems that in this Continue in the game...toss the players so hard, and many are divided..."

"day!"

   "It's so backward over there?"

"Yes!"

"Closer to home," Reporters Simulator "in the end Zeyang? I heard it was a class action somatosensory game, except that you can not, like the novel, is completely immersed in the game world, other action, you can simulate? Can you even simulate shit?"

"correct!"

   "Uh, I heard that it is still in internal testing, should it be released until mid-June?"

"Ok!"

  “…”

online……

   After seeing the so-called Internet cafe upgrade in their city, netizens began to talk about it.

   Some people even started talking about the "Perfect Life".

   Although some players have left after the rise of "Crazy Kart", some players still stick to their positions.

   Artificial intelligence VS human players, which in itself is an unchanging truth.

but……

   The most interesting game for players is the "Somatosensory Simulation Control" game of "Reporter Simulator".

   After reading some of Peter's operations, then contact some of the operations of the Internet cafe owners!

   All players are looking forward to it…

  ………………………………

   This is a muscle sore game.

  Universe Technology has created a new technology in the future, which is addictive and desperate at the same time.

  Peter is an otaku!

   has never been exposed to any fitness, exercise or anything like that.

   He hated these things, he felt that they were anti-human, the source of all suffering.

but……

   Since the appearance of "Reporter Simulator", Peter has been immersed in it, and every day in the live broadcast, he makes desperate and painful wailing.

   (Sorry, you've been knocked down!)

   (Sorry, you were attacked by terrorists…)

   (Unfortunately, your fitness is too low, you must exercise...)

   (Unfortunately, because the difficulty you choose is medium, the corresponding NPC difficulty will increase the HP and defense...)

   (There are truths and lies in the NPC's words, good luck...)

   (…)

   Peter began to doubt life in the reminders one by one!

   Ten days!

Yes!

  Although he completed some simple interviews with humans, but for ten days, he did not even go out to the Novice Village...

  Many NPCs seem to be sincere. When you approach them, they will send you tasks. However, many tasks are deceptive.

   For example!

   (Please blast Joe Yi, the head of Durian Technology CEO!)

   (200 gold reward!)

  Peter was exposed to such a task!

  Who is Joe Yi?

  Peter swears that this NPC is Durian Tech, the prototype of real world Apple Tech Joe Roy!

  How do you accomplish this task?

   Pit father!

  The defense and attack power of every security guard in the durian technology is amazing, even if you are close, it is difficult for you to get close, let alone blow the head of a big boss like Joey.

Another example……

   (jump into the river and fight the monsters in the river!)

   This quest looks normal!

but……

  When Peter follows the prompt and actually jumps into the water, the system prompts you to control the ring to simulate swimming.

  Peter followed the prompts for a swim.

   But his speed couldn't keep up with the speed of the water at all, and then he burped!

   "FUCK!"

   "I did it, but I died, I'm back!"

   "Damn, what is this "Reporter Simulator"? This is simply "Fraud Simulator", okay?"

   "It's a Liar Simulator!"

  “…”

   Tried this game for more than ten days...

  Peter really felt the deep malice from the universe technology.

  Although the number of people watching the live broadcast online has exceeded 200,000, creating a new high in history, but Peter feels that he is a thief and feels that his IQ has been crushed by the game...

   He thinks the NPCs in these games are disgusting!

   All NPCs look like they have bad intentions!

   It doesn't matter if it's the FBI inside, a homeless person, or a thief.

   Late night on June 14.

   "Dear viewers..."

   "Reporter Simulator is about to go on sale..."

   "However, I want to say one thing, that is, when you come into contact with this game, you'd better adjust this game to simple mode..."

   "Never adjust to medium difficulty..."

   "The medium difficulty NPCs are full of liars!"

   "Of course, I don't know what the high difficulty mode is now, because I can't get out of the novice village at all..."

   "Also, this game allows you to at least clear the current difficulty, you can choose other difficulty, otherwise..."

"forget it!"

  “…”

   Reporter Simulator is similar to other simulators.

   are all downloaded on mobile phones and computers, and the official universe technology can download.

   However, the difference is that this game is downloaded for a fee, and it is not cheap. It costs about 500 yuan.

  Universe platform members have certain preferential policies. In addition to paid downloads, they also need to customize a professional prop to start the game.

   leggings sandbags, fitness rings, interview microphones…

  In addition to this, it seems that some lucky players will give away wireless boxing gloves. As for what the boxing gloves are for...

   The system does not prompt!

  Although many players are a little disgusted with the paid download, and feel that Zhang Yang has gone the same way as other game companies, but most people have very strong expectations!

   After all, this is the first motion capture-like somatosensory game in game history!

  This high-tech is worth experiencing!

  …………………………

   June 15th!

Morning!

  Xingxing Internet Cafe, which has been renovated for a long time, is finally open, and at the same time, there is a "smart somatosensory immersive game experience area!"

  Li Zongnan found that some fitness trainers also came to line up with their faces ashen...

   (and updates)

   (end of this chapter)