Why Can’t I Play Games

  Chapter 22 What's wrong with this person?

  "If the passer is a registered boy...we will use the portrait of a beautiful woman!"

  "If it's a girl, we will use the portrait of a handsome guy..."

   "Same **** repels each other, but opposite **** attracts. This is not unreasonable. In fact, for otaku otaku, handsome beautiful guys are still lethal, and it is easier to communicate..."

  "The Internet is virtual, and we should use this virtual reality to create convenience for ourselves..."

   "Ge Shen, are you okay?"

  "..."

  Zhang Yang sat in a chair, manipulating the chat interface, and at the same time popularized his knowledge of psychology.

  Seeing Ge Yumiao's face pale, he asked subconsciously.

   "Actually, it's okay..."

  "..."

  Ge Yumiao suddenly felt sick.

  The stomach twitches unconsciously.

  He unconsciously glanced at Wu Zhuang, the man of Northeast China.

  He recalled the unbearable past!

  "Little brother..."

   "Little brother is great!"

  "Little brother..."

  He once fantasized about who the person behind Q Gou was...

   is a loli girl, is a fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged spectacles girl, or...

  He was immersed in it, fantasizing about all kinds of impracticalities, even some scenes in novels, the scenes where those beautiful women are attracted by themselves when they see themselves.

but!

  He couldn't think of it. Behind the beautiful portrait of a beautiful woman, was a man from the northeast who was holding his feet?

this moment…

  He got goose bumps again.

  "Huh? Is this a newly registered QQ dog number?"

   "The newly registered Q dog number, old Wu, generally this kind of newly registered Q dog number is for people who want to hide their identity, or that he is afraid that we will carry the virus to him..."

   "So, you must be cautious when you chat with such a person..."

  "You can’t use little brothers and little sisters. Of course, people who use two-dimensional avatars like Ge Shen, a large part of them are too much for little brothers and little sisters..."

"Of course a spectacle girl, with fair skin and beautiful appearance, looks so pure and beautiful, as long as it is a man, most of them are irresistible...unless he is GAY, of course, even GAY does not matter. This probability is too high. When I’m young, I’ll see smoke from my ancestral tomb, so I don’t think about it..."

  Publicity in popular science.

  Wu Zhuang is studying, even holding a notebook while memorizing.

and…

  Ge Yumiao died in the community.

  He felt that he wanted to find a hole to go in, and then he would never come out for the rest of his life.

  He finally couldn't help it, and walked out of the house to breathe.

he thinks!

  This life is too long!

After watching Ge Yumiao leave, Zhang Yang didn't care, and continued to pull Wu Zhuang's popular science.

"First of all, in the face of such a newly registered account, we should make sure that this person has a strong anti-fraud awareness! For such a person, we post little brother and little sister content, sometimes it is counterproductive, we should be a little more serious... "

  "We want to send a message: "Congratulations! Become the first player in the game to complete all hidden tasks, I am your customer service Xiaowei..."

"After posting, confirm how he answered, and judge from his tone of voice what kind of person he is... If the interest in chatting is very strong, we can proceed to the next step and take advantage of our avatar to get close to him. , Giving him the illusion that he is very powerful and admired by others..."

"If you get one back like this, then it shows that this person is super vigilant. Such a person is not easy to make an appointment offline... Even if an appointment is made, we must also ask a public person. All On occasions that everyone knows..."

  "..."

  Zhang Yang frowned when he saw the other party replying "oh" on the screen, and continued to turn around to look at Wu Zhuang.

  ………………

  "Dear Sir, can we make an appointment offline?"

  "..."

  "Are you free, can you accept a simple interview with us? An operator like you, we are very eager to see you..."

  "..."

"You are the first person to complete all the hidden tasks, even the points are higher than the previous Geshen, breaking the record in the history of our game... I myself admire a great **** like you very much, if you can ask for a signature, then Even better, I think it makes a lot of sense..."

  "..."

  "Please rest assured, we are a group of very reliable people, don't be afraid of fairy jumping..."

  "..."

  "You can choose the location, coffee shop, internet cafe, restaurant, all of which are ok..."

  "..."

   "Brother, why don't you reply?"

if.

  One day...

  You see a person who uses your avatar, then chat with you, and it seems to be suggesting in every way that you want to meet you and help you celebrate the promotion in person...

  What will happen to this feeling?

  Liu Ruohan doesn't feel very good.

  She sat on the bed with a pillow and stared at the laptop interface, feeling that she was getting goose bumps all over her body.

  After reading the chat history, her face flushed immediately.

  Especially after hearing the words of my little brother...

  She couldn't stretch herself directly on the spot, and buried her head in the pillow.

  Somehow...

  She even unconsciously imagined that she was very tenderly calling a strange man’s little brother...

   and what will happen to those men.

  In an instant...

  She couldn't help turning off the computer.

  This is really unbearable!

   "How can this man be like this..."

   "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah."

  "..."

  ……………………

the other side.

  Zhang Yang encountered the most difficult difficulty ever.

  He is conceited that he is proficient in chat psychology, and his heart is full of embarrassment at this moment.

  The script doesn’t seem to go as you say?

this person…

  Why keep returning "oh" or "..."?

  Why are you speechless?

  Where did you fail to do a good job?

its not right!

  According to the analysis, there shouldn’t be any problems!

and…

  Why don’t you lose yourself directly afterwards?

   Even if it’s GAY, it’s impossible to have this attitude?

  Wu Zhuang is watching...

  Zhang Yang is no longer popular with Wu Zhuang.

  His mind is spinning rapidly, and countless identification selection information floats in his mind.

  He waited for a long time...

finally…

  He saw Q dog reply.

  "Are you not afraid of infringement if you use someone else’s avatar?"

  "..."

  The other party suddenly answered such a question.

  Zhang Yang was instantly dumbfounded after seeing this question!

  How could this person ask that?

   Other people's avatars?

This…

  Why would he ask this question?

  It makes no sense!

This…

   Zhang Yang can't figure it out.

  "Sorry, it doesn’t matter who your profile picture is. What’s important is, sir, we hope to meet you and give you an award formally..."

  "The awarding of awards is second, but, I think you use other people's heads to deceive people, it is very bad, what do you think?"

   "Sir, we did not lie to others..."

  "Then why do you use someone else’s avatar, don’t you know that this will cause trouble to people?"

   "Sir...we didn't use other people's avatars..."

   "Then is this you? Are you the avatar himself?"

"This…"

   Zhang Yang froze for a long time.

  He feels whether he has encountered a leverage.

  I’m not the avatar, are you?

  The expression is very speechless...

  He took a deep breath and looked at Wu Zhuang who was paying attention.

  Zhang Yang knew that he seemed to have overturned.

  But he can't show the appearance of a car overturning.

   "Well, Lao Wu, it's actually very difficult to rectify this kind of leverage... How do we respond? First of all, we have to be sincere..."

  "..."

   Then, he typed a sentence.

  "This is the profile picture of one of our former classmates...it is indeed not my profile picture. If it bothers you, here, I will say sorry for you...Let’s talk about awards..."

  "..."

  "..."

did not expect…

  "You lied again! You have no classmates like this!"

  "..."

  Zhang Yang was stunned to see this response.

  He was dazed.

  What's wrong with this person?

  (End of this chapter)