Why Can’t I Play Games
Chapter 39: This game is crazy (part one)
Chapter 39 This game is crazy (on)
People live in this world.
There are more or less people who dare not speak up.
Many times, you gnash your teeth, you even want to take off your pants and pull out your belt, draw someone's face fiercely, draw him to kneel on the ground and cry for father and mother, admitting that he is a little beast!
but……
In reality, you have to bow down to him. Like a grandson, he has to worry about losing his job all the time.
The adult world.
It’s really not that easy.
Sun Qi...
is such a person.
He is a wage earner in the building materials industry of Magic City.
I run my business every day and try to please my customers like my grandson. Although he is diligent and diligent when he returns to the company, he still faces unwarranted scolding from the bald boss who is often in a bad mood.
Often, as long as they make some small mistakes, they are scolded like grandsons.
"Don't do it if you don't want to do it. Anyone who leaves the company will transfer!"
After spitting the star, he often left this sentence at the end.
There are already many young people who can't bear this unreasonably angry boss, and leave angrily.
Sun Qi always admires them every time he sees them leaving.
It’s really nice to be young...
You can do anything unscrupulously without considering the consequences.
If he had been more than ten years ago, he might have thrown his resignation report on the desk of the personnel department, cursed a "grass mud horse", and then turned and left.
And now?
He can't.
He is a foreigner. He has a wife and children living in the magic city. He lives very tightly. He depends on his salary to support his family. As for buying a house, he can live a good life!
He opens his eyes every day, including rent and utilities, children’s breakfast, interest classes for food and clothing...
It was too heavy for him to breathe.
Of course, he also thought about going back to the country.
However, I am not reconciled to leave, and the education problems of rural children are indeed incomparable with the evil spirits.
But, he thinks so, but the children don’t think so. The children often cry and make a lot of noise, and they also have a psychology of comparison, and they often complain why they are so incompetent...
Whenever it is dead at night, lighting a cigarette, Sun Qi always wonders what it means to be like this.
Customers make things difficult, the boss often scolds, life is not easy...
Thinking about it, he always sighed long.
Too bad.
He used to be a vigorous young man, and once wanted to cross the mountains and the sea...
July 4th night.
He received a call from a friend.
A friend recommended him a game, saying that this game is indeed very decompressive and enjoyable.
At the time, he thought his friends were naive, and this was a paid game. What's the point?
But in the end, I couldn't stand the recommendation of a friend, and finally boarded the official website, and cruelly bought a game called "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" for five dollars.
When he entered the game...
He is still complaining about this game, and feels that this game is a bit too low, regardless of the graphics or the shape, the quality is very average.
But the shock is really strong...
Playing some levels!
When the protagonist rushes into an office...
His eyes widened!
"Look at people, then look at you, what are you doing!"
"Grass!"
"Who do you think you are!"
"If you don't want to do it, just get out of here!"
"……"
"……"
He saw a humanoid bald horse, who was constantly cursing a horse in a suit with only promise.
A variety of unpleasant sounds one after another.
After he saw it, his blood surged, controlling the protagonist of the game and rushing up fiercely.
Is there still a book here?
He was taken aback!
He pressed the X button, and then saw the protagonist pick up the file on the ground and slam it on the bald leader's forehead...
This kind of shock stimulated his nerves and caused him to accumulate a backlog of grievances for so many years. All his anger was vented. The whole person felt a super relaxed feeling.
Especially after finishing the leader’s blood tank, watching the leader kneeling on the ground begging for mercy...
He just felt that his body and mind were refreshed to the extreme!
then manipulated the protagonist again, kicking him away with one kick!
After finishing...
He took a breath, and all the pores all over his body were relaxed!
"Grass and mud horse!"
"Crazy flat grass mud horse!"
"……"
This game is really awesome!
After that, he saw another scene in the office. In the other scene, it seemed that the boss of the company was facing all kinds of difficult situations made by Party A...
He doesn’t even know the other side.
His boss who often scolds people, he has reached this level at this moment...
He started to curse!
…………………………
"Oh my god, this game is really easy to decompress!"
"Yeah, I broke up today and I was very depressed, but until I saw a story about a junior third, I controlled the protagonist to rush over and be violent, this pair of dogs and men!"
"Me too, but what makes me feel refreshed is that the mischievous bear kids are violently beaten up, haha, I was holding the belt and throbbing violently, making them cry and cry..."
"After I finished smoking, I met their parents. Their parents said that they were still a group of children and tried to beat me. What can I tolerate?"
"There are also bear children scratching the windows of the car. Someone is stopping on the road for no reason!"
"……"
"I met the gangsters in the third level, and those school tyrants!"
"……"
"Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" in the post bar.
Countless screenshots are constantly updated.
Netizens are very excited and keep showing their achievements and levels!
One talk!
This game is really amazing.
Every villain, every little BOSS and opponent, in life, you can always see or hear similar people...
One of them always touches your nerves.
Leaders, bear kids, Party A’s review, land ruffians, rogue bullies...
All kinds of people, although they all look like horses, they have been made very distinctive, grinning, flaring their teeth and claws...
All kinds of features!
Not only has its own characteristics, but the game's various props are also very refreshing!
Belts, books, baseball bats, documents...
The various props perfectly simulate the things players want to do but dare not do!
Although the simple combos are all those combos, the sense of strike is very strong, and there are even some faint sound effects!
As the level progresses, the more the game's ability to pull hatred, the more people are on top...
even playing, playing for hours without knowing it!
…………………………
"This is my easter egg! My notebook easter egg, have you seen it, my screen name is written on the notebook, haha!"
"This scene was designed by me, and the fighting scene in Xingxing Internet Cafe was designed by me..."
"This is me, have you seen it? This stone is my screen name..."
"and mine..."
"……"
The players are very happy.
The netizens who participated in the designer are even happier.
They not only took the money, but they can also see their own easter eggs in the game!
They are crazy about promoting this game, just say it!
As the game sales explode, their sense of accomplishment is getting stronger and stronger!
They stared at the download leaderboard of the game!
They are very eager to see this stand-alone game becoming a hit!
Three thousand...
Five thousand...
10,000!
20,000...
These data are constantly refreshing.
They and You Rongyan!
……………………………………
"People in this era are too depressing!"
"They want to vent, but they can't find a way to vent..."
"What is the meaning of a game? It is the sense of substitution to participate in it, just like a novel..."
"What we do is not a game, but an art of decompression..."
"We are serving the people and providing decompression channels for the people!"
"……"
Publicly looking at the game's downloads exceeding 30,000 in just five hours, a smile appeared on his mouth.
Then...
He stared at the leaderboard.
His eyes suddenly become hot.
………………………………
Sheng Teng Network.
The stand-alone game "The Killer on Earth" was released on the same day.
Chen Qiang, the person in charge, stared at the sales data of "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse"...
He couldn't even dream of it.
This single-player game is constantly slaughtering the list, and it is step by step from the top 20 to the top ten, and then...
is almost approaching their "Human Killer"!
"What's the situation?"
"This game is crazy?"
"……"
(End of this chapter)
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