Why do I become a scumbag if I am single and chase other people?

An Yi brushed his chopsticks and brushed his hands for a while.

It turned out that six or seven of the ten videos were rural shouting wheat, a mouthful of Lao Tie 666, and the others were some funny video clips, like Brother Erlonghu Hao, Chen Xiang at half past six or something.

Originally, he was still struggling with what kind of character he should create for his first account, but after brushing his chopsticks for a while, he directly had an idea.

Not to mention, he must be a cold male god

! How can he be a handsome guy who is 1.8 meters tall?

If this takes off

in the future, he will have a proper black material!

Although An Yi has not been watching the video for a long time, he can see it to some extent.

Today's chopsticks, the homogenization of funny content is very serious, the competition is not generally fierce, and sometimes it even has a strong vulgar taste, which has already disgusted the audience.

It's a bit inappropriate to go down this path again.

The young brain, the mind seems to be unexpectedly agile, and he doesn't have to think too much about it, and some similar characters from his previous life flashed through his mind.

An Yi didn't say anything, the first thing he did was to record a short video of himself playing and singing, and upload it to Rabbit Music to get a musician certification, so as not to be sprayed amateur in the future.

As for the difficulty of certification and auditing of musicians, hehe, it is for ordinary people, who have a little musical literacy, and it is basically not difficult.

has the foundation of the previous life, Anyi's skills are not bad, upload the information, apply for the review, it is not yet noon, and the review has been completed.

And the stage name ID he gave himself is: Brother Anyi, in terms of style, it is similar to an Internet celebrity in his previous life, he doesn't have to show his face, he only shoots his chin.

After all the information was verified, An Yi swaggered to his parents' room.

After pulling for a while, he pulled out a blue striped shirt of his father, an Omega watch bought for more than 10,000 yuan, a small leaf red sandalwood bracelet that his mother bought when she went on a trip, and a pair of light blue casual jeans that I don't know if it was my father's or my mother's.

His own style of clothes is too childish to be photogenic.

I took a bunch of things and tinkered in the bathroom for a while, and when An Yi came out, he had already turned into a petty bourgeois young man in society.

Pure white short-sleeved T with a blue striped shirt, a pair of casual jeans on the lower body, a pair of black and white striped Adi shoes on his feet, a D'Alpha Swiss mechanical watch on his left wrist, and a small leaf red sandalwood single bracelet on his right wrist, plus his skin is also relatively white, and the overall look is refreshing!

"If you want to shoot equipment, you should be able to do it with a mobile phone!" After

all, the conditions are limited, even the clothes are stolen from his parents, and he naturally has no professional shooting equipment.

Fortunately, when he used his mobile phone to shoot a certification video before, he found that the 12 million pixels were okay.

Anyi's family conditions are good, and mobile phones are naturally the best fruit 6sp this year.

I have to say,Although the price of the fruit mobile phone is a little expensive,But it is really capable of playing,12 million pixels have not changed for many years,Still hang a bunch of tens of millions of pixels of domestic machines。

"As for the filming location, it's in the bathroom!" An

Yi didn't think the bathroom was so basic.

There is also a full-length mirror in his bathroom, and the enclosed space also has its own reverberation, and the sound effect is stronger than the sound card, which is very suitable for recording. He remembered that in his previous life, there was a buddy who became so popular, and was ridiculed by countless netizens that the recording studio couldn't do the bathroom.

In this way, An Yi ran downstairs to buy a mobile phone holder, and came back to fix the mobile phone lens, so that it was aimed at himself sitting with a guitar in the mirror.

Of course, it was only aimed at the neck down, and as I said earlier, he didn't want to eat with his face for the time being.

In case he was favored by an elderly rich woman, he was afraid that he would be disgusting and would not be able to eat.

After all, in these years, boys also have to protect themselves.

After everything was ready, An Yi first recorded a boy's version of the resentment of Cangtian who changed his mind, and then came to a song of Cijiumen memories that had just become popular for a long time.

Although the original version of the former has been released for many years, it is only a classic in the hearts of many old people, and few young people have heard of it.

But what he played and sang was an adapted version of the fire of the previous life, which was completely in line with the musical aesthetics of the new era.

He is not ready to enlarge the song for the time being, he wants to try the water to adapt to it first, and wait until there is a certain amount of traffic, then it is time to really take off.

"Tut-tut, interesting, not only did my singing skills not regress, but I even became stronger?!"

After the recording was completed, An Yi opened his mobile phone and listened to it a few times, and finally noticed something different.

Not only has his physical fitness and brain memory been strengthened, but even his singing skills have improved.

If his original level was average, then now he can at least speak professionally, and it is no problem to make his debut with singing.

It's a pity that he really has no idea of making his debut, and even making short videos is just to make money in the early stage, so that he can become a big man in the future.

After all, if you can be the boss, who would want to be an Internet celebrity in person?

Shaking his head and not thinking about it anymore, An Yi returned to the bedroom, just about to turn on the computer and edit the video he had taken, but the mobile phone on the table suddenly vibrate.

With experience, An Yi knew that someone should have sent a message on QQ, and when he picked up his mobile phone, he saw that it was really good, and it was Zhang Ziqi who sent the message.

"An Yi, you just said you were going to chase me yesterday, why didn't you move today?"

This girl wants to take revenge on herself?

Or does she really like me a little?

An Yi felt that something was wrong.

Zhang Ziqi was angry with him twice in a row yesterday, how could he have eased up so quickly?

But now he is full of money, but he doesn't have time to play any love games with the other party, so he replied directly: "The opportunity has been given to you, you didn't grasp it yourself, I don't feel for you now!"

"You,"

you don't feel for the old lady anymore?

Thinking

of yesterday's experience, Zhang Ziqi was really angry, so he made a direct voice call.

"You bastard, do you dare to mention yesterday's incident

?" "What do you mean to give me a chance? It's obvious that you want to chase me, I said it, I'll give you a chance when you drink me, who is to blame for giving up yourself

?" "Also, you don't even have three minutes of heat like you, and you chase girls like this?"

Zhang Ziqi came directly to a three-in-a-row.

I have to say that the girl's words yesterday still stimulated her a little after all.

Although she warned the other party not to do it, but in case the other party hid it from her and was stolen by the other party without her knowledge, then she would be embarrassed and thrown home.

So after thinking about it, I can only take the initiative to prompt myself and give Anyi some motivation.

How do you know that he actually came to such a sentence?

Compared with Zhang Ziqi's irritability, An Yi was as steady as an old dog, and said with a slight smile: "You wanted to pretend to be drunk and trick me yesterday, and you still want me to chase you?"

Hearing this, Zhang Ziqi was somewhat weak-hearted, no matter what she thought in her heart, she did it yesterday.

But she wouldn't admit it, and still said stiffly: "But how do you know that I don't want to pretend to be drunk to let you?"

"......"

girl, you are a pure scoundrel.

An Yi was somewhat helpless, after all, he was reborn and was cheated by the other party once.

But can he say that?"

"Forget it, then you can change my mind." "

......"

The air suddenly stopped.

Zhang Ziqi couldn't believe his ears.

"You, do you say it again

?" He changed his mind? Yesterday he tried his best to soak himself, but today he changed

his mind? Even a scumbag didn't change his mind so quickly, right?

"You tell me clearly,

are you playing tricks on me?"

Zhang Ziqi was very unhappy. He was still a little impressed, how could he be so kind to himself?

As soon as he heard this, An Yi knew that he couldn't understand this matter.

Reasoning with an annoyed and angry woman, what is the difference between this and going to Weibo to connect with the little fairy?

He didn't want to spend any more time with the other party, so he directly said everything that should be said, and he hung up first if he still had something.

"You give it to me," Zhang Ziqi's commanding words came to an abrupt end as soon as he was halfway through, and the man's ruthlessness was vividly reflected by An Yi.

"He really hung up!"

Looking at the phone that was hung up, Zhang Ziqi was almost crazy, and directly started the message bombardment, saying that you obviously said that you wanted to chase me first, but you chased me like this?

I really

didn't expect you to be this kind of boy, is it really embarrassing to play a girl like this?" An Yi didn't expect that she was obviously going to pit herself, but she even beat herself up, and under the annoyance of watching it, she said directly: "Okay, since you said so, then I'll give you another chance, right now, when I'm my girlfriend, would you like to?"

Zhang Ziqi was instantly quiet, hesitated for a long time and said: " How can there be such a thing as you, you, you have to chase me first?"

An Yi smiled: "Then I'm sorry, we're not suitable." "

After sending it, you will directly mute your phone.

Zhang Ziqi's routine is too familiar to him, if he really wants to lick his face to chase after him at this time, even if she really has a good impression of herself, in the end, she will definitely say: I'm sorry, you are a good person, I am not worthy of you, you deserve a better girl in the future

! After all, proud girls are all virtuous and hypocritical!

If you rush to lick her, you will be disgusted by her, you don't take her seriously, but she will turn around and lick you.

An Yi will not let her have the opportunity to issue a good person card to herself!

Putting Zhang Ziqi's matter behind, An Yi continued her unfinished work.

I turned on the computer first, spent about half an hour, edited the video into several paragraphs with PR, edited and retouched it a little, and uploaded the two clips that he thought were the best, and the whole process was completed in one go.

His video recording effect is very good, and his singing skills are always online, so he can use it directly without how to edit.

"Hehe, now watch my video of testing the waters, how is the effect!" After

confirming that the upload was successful, An Yi subconsciously knocked on the computer desk and was stunned for a while.

In fact, at present, he is not sure whether his style can become popular in this era.

Although in the previous life, this style has indeed been tested by the market and can become popular, but the short video is also very particular about the background of the times, maybe it could be popular at that time, but it will be cold when it comes here.