Why Does the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me in the Break Time?

Chapter 11 – The Loner Three Principles
TL: Agni
TLC: Cryarc, Kriz
「…………」
「…………」
I–it’s awkward….. (Andou & Asakura)
「Andoukun,
are you not going to drink the juice?」

「Eh, aa! Itadakimasu!」
「H–how is it?」
「Eh……?」
「The juice. Is it delicious?」
「Yeah, it is delicious」
「……Is that so」
Thank god. It looks like it suits Andoukun’s
taste! (Asakura)
Uwaaa~ I can’t even taste the juice because of all this tension. (Andou)
「B–by the way Andoukun.
At the bookstore……that, about what I said there」
「Yes!」
He–here it comessss! As expected, Asakurasan
brought me along to her house to
have a talk about that. (Andou)
「That was……that wasn’t what I mean!」
「Yes! It’s okay! I understand! I totally understand! That was a slip of tongue and by
no means referred to Asakurasan
true feeling!」
「You’re wrong! Eh……huh?」

「Nn? Eh, he……?」
H–huh? Why am I denying Andoukun
words! By denying, it looks like I actually fall
for him, isn’t it! (Asakura)
Th–that’s a lie right? Maybe Asakurasan
really serious about me……but, no! It
can’t be?! (Andou)
「A, Andoukun!
」
「Ye, yes!」
「It was……wlong」
「Wl, wlong?」
「It’s a slip of tongue…..it was wrong」
「W–wrong?」
「Yes, it’s 『wrong』……get it?」
「Umm……is that about the word you said just now? Or about at the bookstore
—
」
「Wha–whatever it is, it is 『wrong』! Geez, please understand this much! Both
what I’ve said just now and also the one at the bookstore, it’s all 『wrong』!」
Right! For me to fell in love with Andoukun
is 『wrong』! Such thing is impossible!
(Asakura)

I.DON’T. KNOOOOW! Like, seriously, what’s going on?!
Wait, at time like this I need to recall the Loner Three Principles to compose myself.
『Never turn around when you’re called』
If you turn around and being mistaken for another person, you’ll feel ashamed.
There is no one who will greet a loner.
『Don’t ever fully open your heart when talking with the opposite sex』
A loner can’t fall in love. You’ll be given a cold shoulder if confess, so just don’t
have any hope from the start.
『If someone talk to you, never misunderstand their goodwill』
That person is talking to me only because I have some use. There is no way
somebody talk to me without any reason.
So, once again, if I think about Asakurasan
matter based on those three points…..I
see, the truth is come to light!
I must not hearing it right what Asakurasan
told me at the bookstore!

To say it accurately, this cheap loner brain of mine that love girls must have
conveniently interpreted Asakurasan’s
words on its own accord. That’s why
Asakurasan
repeatedly said 『wrong』 to me. That’s right, that’s right……That
『wrong』 is because what she said was different with my interpretation. But, what
was Asakurasan
truly said back then?
Hmm, think about it again, Asakurasan
was indeed talked to me. But, surely that
wasn’t something like a feeling of love but because there is some 『benefits』 she
could gain by talking to me. The 『benefits』 she wants to gain and the similarities
between me and Asakurasan……
is 『light novels』?
I see! In other words, Asakurasan
come talk to me to that extent because she want
to have a chat about 『light novels』 with me! Then that time, Asakurasan
was
saying this words,
『I really like Andoukun
』
Nope!
『I really like (light novels, as much as) Andoukun!
』
That must be it! Surely my loner brain unconsciously missed out the words inside
the parenthesis. That’s dangerous…… I almost have misunderstanding that
Asakurasan
truly like me! However, though unconsciously, I was having a great
misunderstanding towards Asakurasan’s
words until I came here, am I already
falling in love with Asakurasan
without even being aware of it? Well, it is
reasonable…… after all, Asakurasan
is the most beautiful girl in school. The recent
‘it’?? Perhaps Asakurasan
is the “disappointing beauty” type? Even if I thought

that, the fact is the disappointed one was my own mind. (Andou)
「—Andoukun?
Andoukun!
」
「……Uwaa! Asakurasan!
」
「Don’t ‘uwa’ me! …… What’s the matter? You suddenly fell into silence」
I knew it, he didn’t like the apple juice? (Asakura)
Asakurasan
seems to worry about me, she looks at me with upturned eyes……d–
dangerous! When I was aware again that I fell in love with Asakurasan,
suddenly
she looked absurdly cute! (Andou)
「N–nothing! Leaving that aside, I understand! Asakurasan’s
words at the
bookstore, that is…… when you said like, it’s not about me but for something else,
isn’t it?」
「That’s right!」
Eh, no way! How come Andoukun
noticed that was a verbal slipup?
(Asakura)
Thank god! As expected, I didn’t hear it righttttt! (Andou)
「U–um……the words at that time and also before, they were all wrong」

「Uh huh……」
「B–but…… I like 『light novels』!」
「Nn!」
I–I said iiiiit! (Asakura)
Aa, as expected, it comes to that! I’m relieved…… Leaving that aside, I just realized
that this is Asakurasan’s
room. To think that the first girl’s room I get into was the
room of the most beautiful girl in school…… are those light novels? (Andou)
「How should I put it, it’s the first time I come into a girl room but…… there is a
bookshelf eh」
「Hyaa! N–no! Don’t look so intently at it!」
C–Come to think of it, I led him into my room on impulse. I–I’m so embarrassed!
(Asakura)
I think a girl’s room will have cute stuffed toy and it’ll smell good but in Asakurasan’s
room, there is only a bookshelf, moreover the bookshelf is full of light
novels……there is no other scent than books which makes me feel like I’m in my
room. (Andou)
「But, it was interesting to see that the light novels inside the bookshelf only has
isekai cheat genre」
「Kyaaaa! I, I’m embarrassed! Don’t look inside the bookshelf like that!」

「Eh, embarrassed!?」
「If I’m not embarrassed then I won’t hide the fact that I like light novel up until
now!」
Crap……the bashful Asakurasan
is very cute. (Andou)
Geez! An–Andoukun
is the only one that knows this shameful side of mine……
Hah! I–is this the so called ‘secret shared only between two people’!? (Asakura)
「I’m home~~」
「「Eh」」
Someone……is returning to Asakurasan
house? (Andou)
Oh no! Is it perhaps! (Asakura)
「Is there anybody inside~ ?」
「A–Asakurasan,
is that maybe……」
「This is terrible……my mama has returned」

「Mama!? What’s terrible!?」
That footstep! It’s getting closer! (Andou)
Crap! Mama is getting closer! (Asakura)
「Ara, nee, who might this friend be that you have ov~~er??」
「「Ah」」
「Ara, ara ara ara……」
Th–this person is…… Asakurasan’s
mother? (Andou)
「Nee, who is that chi~ld?」
「My–my friend…….Andoukun
」
「Ara, ara ara ara ara ara……ufufu」
「Mooooou! What is it mama! If you have anything to say, just say it!」
「Ara ara ara ara ara ara ara……」
「Go–good afternoon! I–I’m Andou!」
「Ara ara how polite……hello, I’m this child’s mother. Ufufu」

Asakurasan’s
mother is very young! It was not strange to say she is her sister
instead! O, oi……Asakurasan’s
mother’s 『chest』! (Andou)
「Ara ara ara……」 *dodo–n*
Super huge! Her oppai is super huge! What the heck!? E!? F!? Ev–Even so!
Compared to that…… (Andou)
「……hey, what is it Andoukun?
」 *te–n*
Very normal…… Maybe it’s a B. (Andou)
「—! Ge–get ouuuuuuuuuut!!」
「Ara ara……fufu」