Why Does the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me in the Break Time?

Chapter 16 – Extra Edition – Valentine
TL: Cryarc
Editor: Shirani
「Andoukun,
good morning.」
「Good morning, Asakurasan
」
「…………」
「…………」

Valentine. (Asakura & Andou)
Today is what we call valentine’s day! For this day I’ve brought handmade
chocolate for Andoukun,
but now that I’m about to give it to him I’m nervous……
uhm, what should I say when I give him this……Not good. I’ve been too engrossed
in making the chocolate, I didn’t consider how to present it at all! (Asakura)
Today is valentine’s day…… Yeah, it’s the day for a fucked up event livening those
bunch infesting the earth known as 『Riajuu』. Haah…… At least, if only
chocolates in this school disappear. (Andou)
Aalright!
When it comes to this, I’m not the one presenting it if I make Andoukun
say 『Aah~, because today is valentine, I really want chocolate~』, 『It can’t be
helped! Then, I’ll give you this handmade chocolate I made by chance yesterday!』
let’s aim for this kind of flow! (Asakura)
「AAndoukun!
To, today…… Did you know what day is it?」
「Asakurasan,
today is February 13th! It’s 32:30* now. There’s nothing more nor
less!」
「……Ah, yes.」
This is not good! For some reason today, Andoukun’s
mood is awfully bad! Wwhat’s
wrong, Andoukun?
Where has your usual loner aura gone to!? (Asakura)

This is bad…… No way, even that Asakurasan
is being stained by this crazy event!
But, why did Asakurasan
ask me that…… Maybe, chocolate for me―― oi, nay,
nay! Stop it, me! Abandon such wishful thinking! If I’m being stained with
valentine’s expectations, I will eventually spend the night in sorrow since I won’t get
any chocolate until the end of day, won’t I?! Until now, how many years this feeling
has kept going on…… (Andou)
Kuh! Making Andoukun
saying that today is 『Valentine』 as it is is hard…… By
the way Andoukun
is the only 『Loner』 in the class so it might be normal for him
to hold negative sentiment towards events like 『Valentine』…… Nn? Then,
wouldn’t it be fine to use that as pretext?
First, let’s make Andoukun
admit that today is 『Valentine.』 And then, when
Andoukun’s
spirit is weakened, the most beautiful girl in the school will give him
chocolate. He will behold me as if I’m an angel…… Finally, Andoukun
surely will
fall for me! Alright, this is it! I will go with this strategy! (Asakura)
First period break.
「A, Andoukun.
What kind of day today is, it’s actually――」
「That’s right, Asakurasan!
Today is the thirteenth day of February which is the
release date for CA Bunkou*!」
Second period break.

「Andoukun!
Don’t you have any favorite sweets? I’m ch――」
「Chalk, right! Yep, as the lime crumbles, the crispy taste spreading on the mouth
is delicious!」
Third period break.
「Andoukun,
can you list 5 foods that used cacao?!」
「『Butter』『Jam』『Sake』『Tea』『Mole sauce*』over, ＱＥＤ*！」
Fourth period break.
「Andoukun!
Dark, sweet, and some have a deep bitter taste, what kind of food is
it?」
「Confectionery.」
Lunch break.
Haa…… In the end, I couldn’t make Andoukun
admit the existence of
『Valentine』 until lunch break. If this keep going on, the school will end before I
can hand this chocolate over! (Asakura)

Ee–eh……? Why does Asakurasan
keeps bringing up the topic of 『Chocolate』
to me? Since it’s impossible for the most beautiful girl in school like that Asakurasan
to give a chocolate to me…… Rather, she requested me to? Nay, nay, nobody
will aim for a 『Loner』 like me―― oi, maybe it’s ‘that’?! (Andou)
「A, Asakurasan……
」
「Eh! Andoukun?
Wwhat
is it?」
「This is…… Present.」
「He? This is……Tirol* chocolate? Wwhy
Andoukun,
a chocolate for me!?」
「Wwhy
is…… earlier, when it’s break time Asakurasan
said――
『Somehow in previous years, female juniors gave me valentine’s chocolates……
Occasionally being on different circumstances seems nice~. But there’s no partner
huh~ I wonder if there’s somebody out there that’s craving for chocolateー?』
*peek!* *peek!*
―― something like this, right? So I thought, ‘perhaps Asakurasan
wanted a
chocolate from a boy?’…… Am I wrong?」
「…………」*smile* *smile*
That’s wroooooooooong! Instead, why did it turn out like this!? (Asakura)

That smile…… As expected I’ve read it right! Not from female juniors but someone
『with different circumstances』―― Right, for example a boy which is
『somebody out there that’s craving for chocolate』, doesn’t this mean I should
give Asakurasan
one? That’s the meaning of the previous airs. I seeー Asakurasan
likes 『chocolate』 that much, huh. That’s why she appealed for 『craving for
chocolate』 desperately. Fuh, I’m glad. Luckily I have a chocolate that I bought for
me at a convenient store this morning in my pocket. (Andou)
Geez! Andoukun
didn’t understand how I felt…… This, this kind of cheap looking
chocolate――……Bbut,
even if Andoukun
only gave me something like a Tirol,
most importantly I got chocolate! Ufufu, what should I do! Even though it’s just a tiny
chocolate…… Eeven
though it’s just a Tirol! Just by getting something from him,
my face is…… Mortifying~! But, I’m grinning! *grin* *grin* (Asakura)
Oh! Asakurasan.
Even though it’s just a Tyrol chocolate she’s been grinning in
delight…… It’s a little bit repulsive though, liking chocolate to that extent. (Andou)
「A, Andoukun!
」
「E, ah, yes! What’s up, Asakurasan!
」
「For you who gave me chocolate, I’ll give you this!」
「This is…… Eh! Cho, chocolate!?」
「Ah! Ddon’t
take me wrong! It’s not like, I made this because I want to give it to
you today, it’s because I made chocolate and by chance there’s some leftover!」
「Eh…… Yyeah.
」

Nno!
With this, won’t it look like that I said that I made this for Andoukun,
right?!
Wwhat
should I do…… Andoukun,
will he realize my feelings? (Asakura)
I get it…… This means, Asakurasan
made this chocolate for herself, right! Even
then, for a supposed to be palmsized
heartshaped
chocolate, this is quite big…..
‘Heartshaped
for herself, how strong is her narcissism?’I
can’t say I didn’t think
this way, but as expected even Asakurasan
is embarrassed to eat this so she
exchanged her chocolate with mine, isn’t it? (Andou)
「Asakurasan,
thanks……」
「Un!」
Even if what I get is leftover chocolate…..This is the first time in my life I got a
chocolate from a girl! Let’s eat this slowly at home. (Andou)
Yeay! That Andoukun
is taking my chocolate! Kyahhoii!!
(Asakura)
That day, why is the first valentine chocolate I eat in my life――
salty……………………Really, why? (Andou)

TL Notes:
1. This chapter was released at Valentine’s day as an extra chapter. It’s not related
to the timeline from the main series.
2. It’s actually written in raws as 32:30, most likely Andoukun
said it wrongly and
Asakurasan
just letting it slide.
3. CA Bunkou, a parody for GA Bunkou, you can visit their official site here.
4. Moole sauce, a type of Mexican cuisine, though it seems it’s not using any cacao.
5. QED from latin phrase Quod Erat Demonstrandum, meaning “what was to be
demonstrated”, or, less formally, “thus it has been demonstrated”.
6. Tirol chocolates, a type of popular and cheap chocolate in Japan.