Why Does the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me in the Break Time?

Chapter 3 Toilet
TL: Agni
TLC & Editor: Jaon
This, this time! In the next break time, I’ll talk to Andoukun
for sure! ……wait a
minute. That makes it seem like I’m a maiden in love with Andoukun
or
something……
It, it’s not like that, I simply want to chat about light novels with Andoukun,
it’s not
like I want to develop those relationship between men and women!
That’s right! In fact, even if I’m a closet light novel otaku, I’m still the number one
beauty of the school! And, he is the number one loner in school. Properly speaking,
he should be the one earnestly wishing to talk to me here!
So, that’s why this time no matter what I will make Andoukun
actively talk to me!
Here’s the plan—

Me: 『Hey hey Andoukun.
By the way, in the previous break period, about the one
you were talking about, 「When I reincarnated, I was a villainess」, is it
interesting?』
Him: 『Yeah! Really interesting!』
Me: 『Hmmm……』
Him: Huh? She started the conversation, but her only response is that? More, I
want to talk more about light novels…… Alright, I’ll speak up from my end!
Me: 『…………』 *peek* *peek*
Him: 『Asakura san, do you also read light novels?』
Me: 『Of course!』
—Alright, it’s perfect! (Asakura)
And so, during the next break.
Alright, here I come! (Asakura)
「Hey, Andoukun?
」
「……Eh, what? Asakurasan?
」

What? Asakurasan
is talking to me again. (Andou)
Alright, this time he gave a proper response! Well then, let’s start…… (Asakura)
「In the previous break period, you were talking about 『When I reincarnated, I
was a villainess』, I wonder if it is interesting?」
「Ye, yes…….it’s pretty interesting…」
「Fuuuun……」
「…………」
「…………」
Hu, huh? Even though I’ve brought up the topic there’s no response? You, you’ve
gotta be kidding me……? Wait a second! Is the conversation already over with
that!? I wanted to talk about light novels with Andoukun
more! If it’s gonna be like
this, I’ll have to try one last time to talk to him…… (Asakura)
「…………」 *peek* *peek*
「…………」

Wait, noooooooooo! I’m making Andoukun
talk to me so why am I the one that has
to bring up a conversation again! Hey, Andoukun,
such a cute girl came out of her
way to talk to a loner like you, at least try to liven up the conversation a little!
(Asakura)
Oh no……for some reason Asakurasan
is really looking at me. Eh, maybe I was
supposed to keep the conversation going back there? But, I……don’t have any
topic that I could use for someone like Asakurasan.
Last time, I royally messed up
with the Light Novel stuff. But, what topic…….hmm. (Andou)
「Sso,
recently……」
「！？」
Here it isssss! Finally Andoukun
is talking to me! What is it? What’s happened
recently? (Asakura)
「I went into a toilet stall at Mokku Burger.」
…………Nn?
「So somebody knocked on the toilet stall door, but since the door is closed he

should’ve known that there someone was inside. So really the act of knocking on
the door is to convey ‘hurry up’ right. But then it’s not like I’m taking a while
because I want to, and being hurried like that rather slows you down instead, so it’s
pointless and counterproductive right……
Basically, I think guys who knock on the toilet door are really a 『selfish』 bunch.」
「…………」
What did I just doooo! I just brought up talk about the『Toilet』 to the most beautiful
girl in school! Am I really that stupid!? (Andou)
I totally get thaaaaaaaaat! But, Andoukun.
Why is the first topic you bring up about
the『Toilet』! Talk about 『Light Novels』! How sad is it that I have to have the guy
I’m interested in bring up toilets as conversation! Even if I can relate, how am I
supposed to expand on this topic any further! (Asakura)
「…………」
「…………」
*GinGonGanGo~~
N**

It’s over………. (Andou & Asakura)
「…………」
But, this time I was able to have a conversation with Andoukun…….
ehehe
(Asakura)
TL Notes:
1. The sound of the recess bell.