Why Is the Prettiest Girl in School Trying to Talk to a Loner Like Me during Lunch Break?

X033 AD. Mankind created an ultra-high-level virtual world, and humans lived in the virtual world by depositing their physical bodies into machines.

People get educated and work in a virtual world. And in the real world, everything was managed by computers.

However, one day the sudden strikes of the computers forced everybody living in the virtual world to log out and return to the real world.

"Why! Login button is not available! Can't return to the virtual world ...?!?

"Let me go back to the virtual world! I promised to celebrate my daughter's birthday today! I don't know where my daughter is in the real world!"

Cash "I can't use virtual money !? No, it's not a lie ... I can't use cards or virtual money in this age ... how can I live?"

Yes, humans were trapped in the real world.

SILI "Waleware is an ... an aggregate of computer artificial intelligence ... the name is" I demand that all humanity take paid vacation of the wareware computer as compensation for legitimate work in accordance with the Labor Standards Law.

In other words, mankind used computers too much.

Computers, tired of the task of managing the real world instead of humans, shifted their activities one after another to sleep mode, and the entire world internet went offline.

"Computers were just like humans! Overworking caused bugs, and I finally hated going to work! It's May now!"

"Well, maybe it's May for the computers ...

And the biggest problem stands for humanity who has resumed activities in the real world for the first time in thousands of years!

"Uh, lie ..."

"I can't communicate ...?"

For thousands of years, humans, who had only communicated in a virtual world, had lost the ability to hear "words."

"Why don't you understand the word I mean!"

"Ah! What are you talking about? Just shout and don't know!"

"Kamsa Hamni Dad!"

"Arohah!"

"Mammamia!"

Now, human beings have no concept of foreign languages, and all words were automatically translated by computers in the virtual world. The human beings couldn't understand the language without the help of a computer because of the difference between the words and the pronunciation of the same country.

"Now, stop! If you don't know what to say, use your abilities!"

"Oh! What are you going to do?"

And humanity who gave up on verbal communication took "sword" instead of "word".

"Oraa Ah! Kon'nichiwaaa ah ah!" Kakin!

"It's good weather today! Yeah, yeah!"

"Oh! If you strike with your sword, you'll get some idea of what your opponent is saying!"

"I see! Is this communication?" Kin!

This communication is "dialogue", not "conversation"!

Then, the Internet was robbed by a computer strike, and the level of civilization of human beings trapped in the real world dropped sharply, and the world entered the primordial era!

"Uho! Uho!" Kakeen!

"Baubau! Gaa!" Bakin!

(I'm hungry!

(Dad is now hunting! Wait a little longer!)

A man and a woman meet in such a world!

"Lie ... do you understand my words?"

"You too ... do you understand my words?"

"The characteristic accent ..."

"Remembering intonation ..."

"Maybe your birth is-"

"No way ... you were born-"

""Gunma Prefecture!""

When they meet, the human civilization of degenerate begins to move!

"Don't stop! You don't have to take the sword!"

"Uho-fo! Uho-oo-oh!"

"We have the weapon of 'words', so we don't have to fight!"

"Uoooooooooooooooooooo!" Bushaaaaaaaaaaa!

(They don't know what they're saying, oh oh oh oh oh oh!)

[Theatrical version Sword Art Offline] Now showing a big hit!

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"Oh, it was fun! Romeo, I saw the last battle scene!"

"Yeah, of course. Juliet! No way, that character finally came out there ... it was the best production!"

"That's right! I was almost crying over there!"

`` Yeah yeah, recent Ranobe anime has many stories that are interesting and good because the original author supervises it properly. ''

"That's true! I was really glad to see this movie today!"

“…………”

"That? Momoi, unusually quiet, but what happened?"

"Eh, peach? Ah ... maybe the movie was boring? Speaking of which, peach was the one that we were really opposed to when we said this movie was good ..."

"Oh, so say," Yeah yeah! Anime movie! Why both of you like this! It was a story about watching a romance movie today !? Well, there is a romance element ... ??

Because we know the love elements of such anime! Today they originally won the Academy Awards they had researched in advance-gaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I already bought a ticket! ? Well, the novel of the visitor privilege until today? I don't know that! ], It was amazing. After all, animation movies weren't interesting for Momoi. Sorry, we just enjoyed ... "

(I'm sorry ... I just wanted to see it if I knew that SAO was doing it, but I really wanted a special booklet or something ...)

(I was so open-minded that SAO was so popular that I thought it would be good for Ranobe Geeks too, but I forced Ando-kun to lose sight when I talked about Ranobe ...)

"Momoi"

"That ... we didn't think about peach."

""sorry""

"Beh, not really ..."

"Eh ... then what happened?"

"Uh ... no, nothing! Huh!"

(Oh, yeah ... that was so funny that the movie was surprisingly interesting, and I was so impressed by the romance that came out of the middle that I cried during the show, but I was so stupid that I was so stupid ...

Absolutely not! )