Wife in the previous life came to the door

In fact, Li Hui is also shocked now. He originally just wanted to make Meng Jiangnu cry and scare Taibai Jinxing out. He casually moved the lines of Master Xing to try, thinking that there was a small earthquake as usual. Just scare the neighbors. The ghost knows that Meng Jiangnu will be moved to this point. If the Earth Lord really can’t hold it, everyone will finish it together...

"Let her stop, help!" Taibai Jinxing shook Li Hui's thigh frantically, "Quick!"

How can this Nima stop a moving woman?This is a very complicated question!Beat her up immediately?No, it is possible to beat her to tears, things are just as tricky.Tell her immediately that you lied to her?No, maybe she would cry in anger, the Earth Lord still had to explode.Kissing affectionately?No, it might make the shock even more terrifying.

Up to now, you can only use tricks, the greatest trick in the legend!

The enemy of all soul chicken soup!

One sentence ruined Xiao Qing!

Li Hui is worthy of being a magazine editor, intellectual, and elite online narrator. In just a short moment, he thought of his lines and quickly put his hands on Meng Jiangnu’s shoulders, and then said: "If you have to be here Duan Ai plus a deadline, I hope it is 10,000 years minus five plus three minus four plus nine minus two plus one hundred twenty-five minus seven hundred and thirty-five plus four hundred and thirty-two minus one thousand seven hundred and nine plus Four thousand three hundred two minus one hundred fifty-eight... What is the final result?"

"Punch!" Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei fell to the ground with blood.

Meng Jiangnu's moving mood disappeared in an instant, and she said with a dazed expression: "This...xianggong...you have a difficult question. My concubine is a country fool, so I won't count it."

The Earth’s fierce heartbeat finally stopped and it was safe. The people of the China Earthquake Administration took a long sigh of relief. The people of the US Earthquake Administration finally returned to the house. The camels in the desert squatted down again, and the polar bears started catching fish. The Penguin of the Antarctic sneered and dived into the water.

"Huh!" Taibai Jinxing breathed a long sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death."

"Huh! I was scared to death too." Li Hui patted his chest: "Damn, I won't play such advanced summoning magic next time..."

Taibai Jinxing cried and said with a sad face: "Uncle Li, next time you have something to say, you just yell to the sky, Lao Xing promises to arrive immediately, you must not play this big again, by the way, what is wrong with you looking for Lao Xie?"

Li Hui spread his hand and said, "I'm too lazy to say, you can figure it out by yourself."

"Then, wait for the old man to pinch his fingers..." Taibai Jinxing took out his mobile phone and opened a website called Happy Booker...

"Is this your pinch?" Li Hui kicked Taibai Jinxing into the corner of the room..

After a while, the old man with white beard finally finished reading the summary, and started walking in the living room with a dazed expression: "Something is wrong, something is wrong."

"Oh? Old man, you are a god, what else could be wrong?" Li Hui said, "Frankly confess, which guy from more than a thousand years ago became an undead monster and came out to behave?"

"It will not be the undead more than a thousand years ago." Taibai Jinxing said solemnly: "You have to know that if an undead can wander in the world for more than a thousand years, its demon power will be so strong and terrible... Don't For thousands of years, even for five hundred years, it will become a very terrifying monster, and it will cause huge disasters in the world. The Heavenly Court cannot let such a thing go away. It has long since sent a heavenly soldier to take it away."

"Could it be that there is no missing fish?" Li Hui hummed, "I have serious doubts about the efficiency of your Heavenly Court."

Taibai Jinxing shook his white beard: "If he is really the thousand-year old demon that the heavens have missed, you wouldn't be able to come back alive last time. The monster of that level will use a spell casually, and all three of you will be finished. Even you With Yang's gun, do you think you can deal with monsters?"

"Oh? Really?" Li Hui felt that this was reasonable, so he changed the direction and said: "Will it be a rich man more than a thousand years ago, who burned countless sesame oil paper money before he died and recharged it? Xinyue member Lv.100 or something, and then the gods opened a small back door for him, so that he does not have to drink Mengpo soup when he reincarnated, he reincarnated with the resentment of his previous life, and then some people took money again The gods revealed the secret secret to him, let him know the identity of Wu Zetian and Concubine Xiao Shu in this life, so he came to the door..."

This passage obviously touched the pain point of Heavenly Court. An embarrassing expression flashed on Taibai Jinxing’s face, and she said profusely: "It’s just, there is no such thing as a Joyful Member Lv.100. Our Joyful member of Heaven is Lv.10 is at full level."

"Oh?" Li Hui didn't think that he really got it right, he said you really have a membership system.He pointed to Wu Meiqi and said, "What level of membership is this guy?"

Taibai Jinxing twisted his hands and said: "Wu Tan Yuegui is an Lv.8 member."

Li Hui pointed to his nose again and said, "What about me?"

Taibai Jinxing hummed: "You haven't recharged, you are not a member at all, you are a poor man!"

"Where is Xiao Feifei?"

"She has never recharged, she is not a member at all, she is so desperate!"

"Where is Meng Jiangnu?"

"Ms. Meng doesn't need to recharge, she will give Lv.10 directly, as long as she doesn't cry."

Everyone: "..."

Well, in the final analysis, you can't make sense with organizations like Tianting. First, you have to talk about fist, and then you have to count banknotes. If you don't have both, there is no human rights at all.I think that Sun Monkey used a golden hoop to point to the heavenly court and said: "Give it to me, and if you don't give it, you will make a noise in the heavenly palace!" The heavenly court immediately obediently awarded the title of Monkey King, with a member level of MAX.

Li Hui thinks Monkey Sun is a good role model and worth learning.So he stretched out his hand and pulled Meng Jiangnu to her side and stood, um, nuclear weapons are in hand, and now we can negotiate with Heavenly Court: "Quickly check, is the BOSS a member of Xinyue who didn’t feed Meng Potang’s reincarnation, or my wife will cry Up."

"Don't die, can't I check it?" Taibai Jinxing took out his cell phone with a wry smile, and dialed a call: "Hey, Mrs. Meng? I'll ask you something...Is there any..."

The three people present are all working in science and technology magazines. They deal with mobile computers and smart devices every day. It was only obvious at a glance that the phone used by Taibai Jinxing is actually a red pepper XM dual 4G version, with a market price of 399 yuan.

The three of them couldn't help shaking their heads together and sighed: "Taibai Jinxing, you are so poor!"

Chapter 41, the attitude of recycling CG must be serious

After a few minutes……

Taibai Jinxing carefully put away her own phone, turned around and said: "I have asked Ms. Meng, and she said that there is no missing fish. Although there are indeed senior Xinyue members who want to open the back door, she still With a hard-working and conscientious work attitude, everyone who tried to go through the back door was blocked, and everyone was absolutely allowed to drink Meng Po soup when they reincarnated. After all, this is the meaning of her existence. If you don’t give people drink Meng Po Tang, Po Meng still has a fart."

"Really?" Li Hui squinted at Taibai Jinxing, and suddenly said, "Could it be that everyone is worth enough?"

"True...cough, there is no such thing at all. No matter how much value it is topped up, Meng Po soup must be drunk, otherwise the world will be chaotic." Taibai Jinxing put on a serious face: "Heaven will never allow chaos in the world. , Because if human beings don’t have it, no one will give us paper money for burning sesame oil, so... fundamentally speaking, human society is the foundation of heaven's survival. Although we are greedy for money, we have a problem of principle. We would rather die than surrender, kill chickens and get eggs, and resolutely do not do it. "

"You are not so tragic and strong there. You are gods. You would never die. Of course, you would rather die than surrender." Li Hui seriously despised the gods: "Well, the current situation is that that person is unlikely to be a thousand-year-old monster. , It's not a reincarnated mortal who didn't drink Meng Po Tang, so why did he know the things in the previous life? He also chased Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei with a bitter hatred, this is already cheating, you have to give an explanation. "

"This old man really doesn't know." Taibai Jinxing touched the white beard: "It's so strange, it seems that I must pay attention to this matter too, maybe there is some big pubic hair! Hmm, please take the boss behind the scenes Find it out, and let me see it after you find it. With the aging foresight, as long as you can see him with your own eyes, you can discover the truth."

"Hey, why didn't you go find him and solve it, but let us go?" Li Hui was unhappy.

Taibai Jinxing said in a serious and authentic way: "The old man is not a fighting fairy, nor a spell-type fairy! Please forgive the old man for speaking frankly, the old man can't do anything except turning his lips."

Everyone: "..."

Li Hui picked up Taibai Jinxing and whispered in his ear: "What I say next, I don't want women to hear, how exactly do these three-life gems work? Give me a manual for fun. "

Taibai Jinxing cried her face: "There is no instruction manual...this bead is actually...cough, I also picked it up from Kunlun Mountain unintentionally. The usage is unknown. Many gods have studied it and cannot fully penetrate it. It is an uncontrollable treasure."

"Oh? That's why you gave it to me like garbage, right?"

Taibai Venus had an expression of "this is all seen through by you", but his mouth was serious and authentic: "Of course not, the old man thought that with your ingenuity, you can definitely crack the truth about this bead and make the heavenly treasure shine. "

A few seconds later, the sound of fists beating the human body rang out in the room, and then Meng Jiangnu's gentle call: "Msang Gong, don't fight, Xian Weng rolls his eyes, and the fight will lead to a murder!"

"It's okay. He is a god. He can't get a homicide. If he wants to do it, it will be a horror." Li Hui kicked him out of the window angrily. This is the 16th floor. Taibai Jinxing seemed to fall to his death, but the result was It turned into a golden light and flew into the sky.

Li Hui pulled several women back to the dinner table and sat down, and sighed, "In fact, we should have thought that Heavenly Court does not do serious things. We still have to rely on ourselves to solve the case and seek help from the gods. It is really a pattern. The forest is broken."

Xiao Feifei patted her chest and said: "At least I got some information from Taibaijinxing, and I am sure that the other party is not a thousand-year-old monster, cough, as long as it is not a monster, who I am afraid of Xiao Feifei? Oh, no, even I am a monster. Don't be afraid, hum."

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After dinner, the two tigresses sat on the sofa with their knees crossed, took out their laptops, and began to deal with work. In fact, these two tigresses are workaholics, and their attitude towards work is much more serious than Li Hui. In the past two days, they were delayed a lot of time by the behind-the-scenes BOSS. They were doing messy things during the day, and they didn't know how much work they had left. Of course, they had to step up to deal with them now.

Li Hui hadn't been to work for a few days, so he quickly sat back in front of his computer and began to write a review of current science and technology affairs.

All three of them entered the working state, and the living room suddenly became quiet. Meng Jiangnu blinked her eyes and said in a low voice: "The two sisters are so amazing, they can read and hyphenate. It seems that you are both daughters of a golden age. , Why do you want to lay down your identities and commit adultery with your grandfather? I really can’t understand.”

"Puff!" The two tigresses sprayed all the coffee they had just drunk on the laptop.