Wife in the previous life came to the door

"The Xianggong is cooking?" Meng Jiangnu seemed stunned. She rushed over and snatched the eggs and vegetables from Li Hui's hand: "Cooking is a woman's business. How dare Xianggong do it? Please let it be. Concubine yourself."

"Ah, but... would you make these kinds of dishes?" Li Hui pointed to the potatoes, tomatoes, and green peppers she had stolen... If he remembers correctly, these kinds of dishes were only introduced to China during the Ming Dynasty. Yes, there were no such things in the era when Meng Jiangnv lived. It would be weird if she could do it.

Sure enough, Meng Jiangnu carefully looked at the several dishes she was holding, and her whole body froze as if petrified. After a long time, she suddenly knelt on the ground softly, resting her hands on the ground, bends forward in frustration, weakly said: " Concubine body is incompetent... I can’t even see what kind of dishes these are. It’s almost irrelevant! I can’t cook for Sang Gong... Sang Gong, please don’t be angry, don’t stop your concubine... ..."

The house began to shake, and the neighbor's screams came from outside the window: "Aftershocks! Aftershocks!"

I rub, don’t I just know potatoes and tomatoes?Don't hesitate to give me an earthquake because of such obscure reasons!If someone Li was buried and killed by an earthquake, Lord Yan asked me the cause of death when I went to the prefecture to report, and I told him, "Because my wife didn't know potatoes and tomatoes, she cried out of the earthquake and killed me." Wang Ye would definitely laugh to death. .

Then I will be hated by all the little ghosts in the underworld for killing Lord Yan, and it is a question of whether I can get out of the underworld alive.

In other words, it seems that the people who go to the underworld are already dead, and it is not necessary to come out alive.

Li Hui stretched his face, solemnly, commanding word by word: "No! No! Cry!"

Chapter 4. What is a tiger?

Meng Jiangnv stood behind Li Hui at a loss, watching him deal with the "vegetables I have never seen before", she watched very carefully, and carefully studied the washing, processing, cutting, cutting, and frying of every vegetable. Of course, the electric rice cooker was a big shock to her, but she immediately asked Li Hui about the use of the electric rice cooker with the most modest attitude, and she remembered it in a very short time. What is the use of the buttons on the rice cooker?

As for the new and weird things like faucets that can produce water with a twist, snow-white rice, refrigerators that can ensure that food is not spoiled, and range hoods, she has all observed and learned with a pious attitude. Fortunately, Her IQ is not low, and these things are not too difficult to understand, and she quickly reached the level of basic kitchen basics.

"In this era of reincarnation of the Xiang referendum, cooking seems to be a lot easier. There is no need to carry water, chop wood, create fires, and no need to worry about pouring smoke from the stove into the house, and there are large boxes for storing unfinished food... It's really amazing." Meng Jiangnu clapped her hands happily: "The concubine is so happy that she is about to cry."

"Don't cry!" You cry when you are sad, and cry when you are happy. If you cry, there will be an earthquake. Do you want others to live?Li Hui reluctantly ordered, "No matter what the situation is, you must never cry."

"Concubine, but with the orders of Xianggong."

"Bring the food into the living room and put it on the coffee table!" Li Hui ordered.

"Concubine, but with the orders of Xianggong."

Meng Jiangnu hurriedly picked up the dish. The "exquisite porcelain plate" made her sigh in admiration: "A beautiful plate, sire, isn't our family too poor to afford it? Such a good porcelain plate is Where did it come from? Could it have been uploaded by the ancestor? Dedicating this treasure to the king might reward us with a piece of land."

Fart baby porcelain plate, this thing is a product from the production line, it is ten yuan each in the supermarket. If you encounter a discount, you can buy it for seven yuan. If this plate can be exchanged for one in Shuangqing City Tian, ​​that's really the opposite.Li Hui smiled bitterly: "Don't be silly, eat more and talk less nonsense."

The father-in-law gave the order. Of course, Meng Jiangnu obeyed unconditionally. She honestly took a bite of rice and blocked her mouth. Confucius once said, "She can’t eat and sleep." She is a good wife of Shouli. Be good.

Five yuan a catty of Northeast rice is fragrant. Meng Jiangnu ate rough stalked rice before. She couldn’t help feeling a little dazed when she had eaten such a good thing before. Doubts arose again, and the field could not afford the husband. Still working as a long-term job for the landlord’s family, how can you afford to eat such good food?But she no longer dared to ask questions randomly, and she held the question mark in her head, which was really hard.

The sun finally set down on the horizon. In the spring season, the night is still coming quickly. The room has become dim. In ancient times, the sunrise has been working, and the sun has disappeared. Meng Jiangnu looked at the sky outside and felt that it would be there after dinner. It was time to go to bed, and his face flushed.Although the man next to him is his own mate, and sleeping with him is what it should be, but the two of them have not been able to have sex in the previous life. Just now the newly married mate was arrested and exhausted to the repair of the Great Wall. She is still a virgin today, seeing the bridal chamber. The time is coming...how can you not be ashamed?

Li Hui turned on the lights casually, and there were three rows and five rows of spotlights on the ceiling. A total of fifteen energy-saving bulbs were on at the same time.Meng Jiangnu was so ashamed to die in the dim light. Suddenly the light was bright, like daylight, and she was so scared that she almost threw the bowl in her hand.

"What are you doing again?" Li Hui asked her angrily when she saw her startled.

"No... what did the concubine do... Ms. Gong, isn't our family very poor? It costs too much lamp oil to light fifteen lights at a time. Just leave one and blow out the rest."

Are you Grandet?Is it Grande?Must be Grandet?The skin of this beauty is just a fake, you must be that guy Grandet in disguise?It was the miser who couldn't swallow two lights at home before he died. Would you like to take off his clothes to confirm?

Li Hui hummed: "These lights are switched on and off uniformly, either fully on or off."

"Then...then it's better if it's all closed." Meng Jiangnu stammered: "Anyway, it's time to go to bed after eating...it's time for bed."

Li Hui looked at his watch. It was just past seven o'clock in the evening, and he was sleeping.He then thought about it, maybe it was because Meng Jiangnu was a little tired from traveling through time and space. After all, she ran to the Heavenly Court with Taibai Jinxing from the Qin Dynasty, and then ran from the Heavenly Court to the Underworld to check the rebirth records, and then ran from the Underworld to the Human World to find him. It's worthy of the words "Pull and Dust", and it's okay to want to go to bed earlier.

Li Hui finished the meal in two mouthfuls: "I'll go to prepare your sleeping place."

In theory, there is no need to prepare for this matter, drag her onto her big bed, order her to do this, and then, [Wow], and then [Wow]... Damn, why did it start again?Always like this [Wow] coming [Wow] will be regarded as watering by readers, and the editor will bring gloves to the author to talk to the author. Hey, stop [Wow], OK?

Li Hui forcibly suppressed the nasty thoughts in his heart. This woman was still too strange to him. It was really difficult to push her down immediately. After all, it still needs a process of cultivating feelings between people. Just pop, what's the difference between that and the humanoid bulldozer?Give her another place to sleep.

The house is two bedrooms and one living room. Li Hui lives in the master bedroom. Of course, the second bedroom can only be given to Meng Jiangnu. Fortunately, when the house was decorated, it was considered to entertain guests, and there was a bed in the second bedroom.Li Hui pulled out the extra sheets and quilts from the large cabinet and spread them on the bed in the second bedroom.

After a while, Meng Jiangnv also finished her meal and asked to wash the dishes... She already knows how to use the faucet, but she didn't know how to put dishwashing detergent. After Li Hui showed it to her, she learned it immediately.Of course, she was very careful when washing the dishes, for fear of accidentally knocking out a gap in the dishes. In her eyes, this set of porcelain is still "an ancestral treasure", but she dare not break it.

After washing the dishes, Li Hui led her into the second bedroom, pointed to the bed and said, "You sleep here, understand?"

"Concubine, but with the instructions of the grandfather." His face was a little red when she said this.Li Hui thought to himself: This woman may not be as good as me. I forcefully suppressed the idea of ​​[Wa], but she still has it.

"Okay, you can rest early." Li Hui left her in the room, walked out by himself, and closed the door smoothly.

Meng Jiangnv: "..."

She was shocked for a long time before asking through the door, "Where do you sleep, Xiang Gong?"

"I sleep next door!" Li Hui responded outside.

Meng Jiangnv breathed a sigh of relief. Although the man in front of him was exactly the same as his former father-in-law, regardless of his appearance, expression, movements, and behaviors, he drank Meng Po soup after all, and he can't remember the past. When getting along, he always feels a little bit of estrangement. Not as affectionate and affectionate as in previous lives.If she was so confused and acquainted with each other, it would inevitably feel weird. Now that the two of them are sleeping in separate rooms, it makes her relieved, as if she has a heavy burden on her shoulders.Lying on the bed, the soft bedding, the elastic mattress... so comfortable!My eyelids sank and I fell asleep like that.

Li Hui smiled bitterly in the living room and shook his head. He is not a mentally retarded child. Of course, he understands the meaning of Meng Jiangnv’s phrase "Where do you sleep?", but he has made up his mind not to be a humanoid bulldozer. A woman with no emotional foundation is determined. can not sleep.

Li Hui turned on the computer in the living room, turned the volume down, and then opened a science and technology news website, looking slowly.

His company is a magazine called "Technology Times". His position is an editor, responsible for compiling some technology news articles, hardware evaluation articles, and sometimes working as a journalist to participate in technology exhibitions and other things. , Occasionally I have to manage the company's website... so I love to watch technology news.

While reading it, I excerpted a few "dry goods" news. He may use these data when writing articles... His attitude towards work is quite diligent, even when he returns home, he is still working on work-related matters. It happened, of course, not only because of his diligence, but also because of a vicious and brutal editor in the magazine.

The editor-in-chief doesn’t know if Bazi is in conflict with Li Hui. He likes to trouble him the most. He always throws a lot of messy tasks that are clearly not within his scope of work to him. This makes Li Hui busy very late every day. .

At about eleven o'clock in the evening, the door of the second bedroom suddenly opened. Meng Jiangnu poked her head out and said in an embarrassing voice: "Msang Gong...concubine...concubine's body searched all over the room, but no tiger was found. child."

"What is a tiger?" Li Hui was surprised.

"That's...that's..." Her face was flushed like an autumn ripe apple, and the man in front of the face was her own mate, and said, "It's a container for..."

"Ah, it turned out to be the toilet." Li Hui was unable to complain. The toilet should be the toilet. Why do you call it a "tiger" is baffling.Later, I checked the information and found out that in the Zhou Dynasty, Spring, Autumn, Warring States, Qin, Han and Jin Dynasties, the containers used for defecation were called "huzi". In Tang Dynasty, it was changed to "beast" or "horse", and the name "toilet" was the earliest. Seeing that the record was a matter of the Song Dynasty, it was normal for Meng Jiangnu to use the term "tiger". If she really had the word "toilet" out of her mouth, she would definitely be a traverser.

Li Hui led her to the bathroom: "Huzi is not popular anymore in modern times. If you want something, just come to this room... Pay attention to this button, it will come out when you click it. Remember to flush after you use the toilet... There is soap here to wash your hands..." He was still explaining, but seeing Meng Jiangnu’s beautiful face flushed, he suddenly pushed Li Hui out of the toilet, and then quickly closed the door. It turned out that she was already too suffocated. I couldn’t help it, so I mustered up the courage to ask Li Hui, where is there time to listen to him slowly introducing the toilet?

Chapter 5: The Little Girl in the Publishing Department

The next day, as the sky was just dark, Li Hui heard a gentle call from his ear: "Msang Gong...it's dawn, it's time to get up... Ms. Gong..."

Huh?When did the phone alarm become this sound?Isn't this to seduce the young man who is shining to the sky early in the morning?If a creature like a man is dissatisfied with desires, it is very dangerous early in the morning. Don't put this alluring cell phone ringing in your ears...

Li Hui reached out to grab the phone, but what he caught was a soft little hand, I entered!He turned over and sat up, and under the dim morning light, he found a big beauty in ancient costume standing on the head of the bed with a small hand in his hand. He was a little embarrassed. He didn't know whether to let him hold it or withdraw it.

Only then did Li Hui figure out the situation, and said with a wry smile: "So you are asking me to get up!"

"The concubine is here to serve the grandfather to change clothes." Meng Jiangnu said in a soft voice. She is very happy, very happy. The previous grandfather was arrested when he was newly married. She has never enjoyed the life of a husband and wife. Now she can finally be like an ordinary man. Like his wife, wake up the sleeping mate, put on clothes for him personally, and then watch him go out to farm.

"I'll do it myself..." At this point, Li Hui saw the tenderness and expectation in Meng Jiangnu's eyes. Forget it, leave it to her, motherfucker, why do you want to come by yourself?Some of the travellers in the novel go back to ancient times, and the little maids have to serve them in dressing. They just pretend to have morals and have to do it by themselves. Fuck. Obviously they are not men, real men. At this time, they must be served and then borrowed. This opportunity stretches out your hand [Wow], then pulls them into your arms [Wow], and finally presses them on the bed [Wow]...

Something is wrong, something has been [Wow] dropped!Fortunately, I was [wow], and I didn't let others discover that Li Hui was hiding under his suit and leather shoes.

Women really have a talent for clothes. Although Meng Jiangnu has never seen a suit or shirt before, she seems to know how to put it on her body. She helped Li Hui wear it easily and flattened the suit. Two folds on the top.While helping to put on trousers, her eyes flicked across Li Hui's underwear... her face flushed with shame.

Li Hui is fine. He is not a virgin man without personnel. He had been in love in college, and he had enjoyed fishing and water with his girlfriend. This level is not enough to embarrass him. On the contrary, he appreciates the blushing and shy appearance of beautiful women in ancient costumes. Very satisfying, hehe, decided, I will make her blush frequently in the future, so that's fun.