Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces

On the deserted mountain, Chen Haonan moved his short legs and ran a short distance. He had to stop because the elephant's trunk came out to cool off again.

"Fuck, this thing is big, sometimes it's really not a good thing."

Chen Haonan had no choice but to stuff the elephant's trunk back to its original position with his little hands, and then pulled the torn crotch, wanting to tie a small knot, but there was no extra fabric.

The knot couldn't be tied, and there was no needle and thread, how to cover such a big hole?

Chen Haonan was a little depressed, and then pushed the waistband down a little more, trying to make the crotch space bigger, but still couldn't pull out extra fabric to tie a knot.

After trying again and again, he finally found that the torn crotch could not be repaired. As long as he moved a little, the elephant's trunk would come out to cool off, and it couldn't be blocked at all.

"Damn, big means trouble. I don't know why Mu Weimin, the old apprentice, is always interested in the elephant's trunk. The sniper's friend is also..."

Chen Haonan couldn't help complaining about Mu Weimin, because when he chatted with him, he often asked the black witch doctor if there was any way to make this thing bigger, because he had a friend who needed help.

"When it really gets big, he will know that it will be troublesome..."

Chen Haonan muttered to himself, and simply stayed and continued to think of ways to sort out this thing. Finally, he had a bright idea and simply took off his tactical vest and bandaged his pants.

The tactical vest was worn by him on the outside of his outer pants, and instantly became a pair of underwear with a crack in the front. Just right, the extra fabric can be tied into a small knot, so that the elephant's trunk is blocked.

"Hehe, this idea is not bad. At least it has not been exposed again."

Chen Haonan smiled triumphantly and jumped a few times. When he found that it was not exposed again, he walked out with confidence. Otherwise, he would be embarrassed to go to the Blue Army camp, because he would charge forward with such an image and hold an elephant's trunk. Wouldn't it make a group of Blue Army feel inferior to death?

Not long after, Chen Haonan's small figure had arrived at the door of a military green tent.

He poked his little head inside and saw an officer sitting inside. What a guy, what is he writing at this time? Is he writing a novel overnight?

In the tent, under the bright light, there was a thin middle-aged man wearing a pair of square-framed glasses, with a straight waist, typing on the keyboard. Beside him, there were two secretaries serving him, male secretaries.

"This person is not Lei Zhan, nor Fan Tianlei, nor Captain Gao. He looks thinner. Who is he?"

Chen Haonan tilted his little head and thought about it. In the end, he didn't remember who the other person was, but just felt a little familiar.

"Never mind, let's take him down first."

Chen Haonan shook his head to get rid of his messy thoughts, and rushed in with his gun pointed.

"Men on the left, women on the right, raise your hands, lean against the wall, ah no..."

Damn it, when I first came here, my mother dragged me to watch TV series every day, watching Daqin, Anti-Japanese War, and Police and Bandits. I could even recite the lines...

Chen Haonan found that he didn't know the lines, so he changed them immediately. His sudden appearance made everyone in the room suddenly nervous.

Everyone turned their heads and found that there was a boy standing at the door. He was wearing a small military uniform, and he didn't even wear a vest inside. The loose and open collar showed small muscles that were not commensurate with a child. He looked fierce and fierce, and pointed a plastic pistol at them.

A little kid?

Playing house robbery?

The expressions on everyone's faces began to change, first shock, then incredible, and then a burst of laughter.

"Haha, where did this kid come from? He looks so cool, so funny."

"Little boy, where did you come from? Do you know where this place is? Are you here to rob? Haha..."

"It's so funny. How come such a funny kid came to this wilderness? He's pretending to be a soldier. Is he imitating us?"

"Haha..."

Everyone in the room laughed. The two secretaries asked a few questions and couldn't help laughing. One covered his mouth and the other stuck out his tongue.

A kid came to rob. This scene was too funny. No one could hold back. Even the officer who wrote the book stopped and laughed wildly.

Chen Haonan looked serious and said with a serious mouth: "Still laughing? You are all killed."

Killed?

Hearing this professional name commonly used in exercises, everyone looked at each other, and strong smiles spread on their faces, followed by a more crazy laugh. No one took Chen Haonan's words seriously.

The whole tent was filled with laughter. After a while, the officer pounded his fist on the table, making a muffled sound, and then stopped laughing.

However, when he looked up at Chen Haonan again, he couldn't help laughing for a while, then he put away his smile and said seriously: "Who brought the childWe are at the exercise site. Take him out for questioning. He is not serious at all. "

"However, this guy looks quite decent. He has a rifle, a backpack, and tactical shoes. But, kid, why don't you wear a vest? You are wearing a military jacket."

The officer's curious eyes moved over Chen Haonan and finally stopped at his crotch. "Oh, the vest is worn as underwear and tied to the crotch?"

He looked very serious at first, but he started laughing. At this time, other people also noticed how Chen Haonan wore the vest, and they almost had a stomachache from laughing.

"Damn, this kid is so creative. He can wear a vest as pants. He looks cool and cute."

"If it weren't an exercise, we could keep this guy and ask him how he got these ideas. "

A male secretary walked towards Chen Haonan while smiling, "Little boy, this is not a place for you to play, follow uncle..."

Before the secretary finished speaking, a gunshot rang out suddenly, and his body froze in place in an instant. Not only that, there were continuous gunshots in his ears.

Bang bang!

After three consecutive sharp gunshots, smoke began to come out of the secretary close to Chen Haonan, another secretary not far away, and the officer.

A wisp of thick smoke ignited, and the officer and the two secretaries were directly judged to be killed in an incredible state.

Killed in action!

Two nouns that made them change color emerged in everyone's mind.

The scene was dead silent, and you could hear a pin drop!

There was no more laughter from before, and even the breathing sounded much quieter.

"Nonsense! "

The officer suddenly opened the keyboard on the table, stood up, and walked to Chen Haonan step by step with a dark face. He squatted down, then reached out and pulled out the other's vest like lightning.

He asked coldly, "Who are you? Who gave you the weapon? Who let you mess around..."

The officer's cold words suddenly stopped, and then his voice became surprised, "Oh my god, is this a toy?"

Then, he reached out directly...