Wife's Funny Life

A patrolman wanted to say something, but another patrolman tugged at his sleeve. He immediately shut his mouth and smiled. "No problem, no problem. I wish you a good time, Madam."

After saying that, he quickly slipped away …

There were many customers following behind the patrol. Although the tiger looked very gentle, it was still a tiger. At that moment, the department store was empty. Only the employees were there. Some of them even wanted to run out with them.

Third Aunt saw that everyone had left, so she pulled Xu Bao along as she strolled around and said, "This place really looks like a place to sell goods. There are so many people squeezing people. This Shanghai person really has no taste."

These words made the manager even more depressed. If everyone left, how would he be able to do business? At this moment, the sales clerk also stopped talking, afraid that he would be bitten to death by the tiger if he said something wrong.

"How much is that shawl?" Xu Bao pointed to the neck area of the big cat and asked.

The manager immediately smiled and said, "This is not worth much, just treat it as a deposit to my wife."

Xu Bao frowned, "No, my big brother said not to be greedy." Since it's not worth much, then Wu Zhong, just give him a dime. "

The manager took the dime and really wanted to cry. He said it was nothing but polite, but this famous scarf would sell for at least seven or eight yuan, but he took the dime as if he was greedy.

He glared at the bawling salesgirl. What a troublemaker. At this point, she no longer dared to be greedy and solemnly said, "Hurry up and apologize to the guest."

Seeing Xu Bao's posture, how could she dare to make a scene? She sweetly said, "This big sister, this madam, Ala sometimes has a short circuit in her brain, so please do not take offense. This lady has such a good figure and looks at everything, Ala will help Nong choose."

Third Aunt saw that she was praising the young mistress and was able to bend her knee and immediately apologized. She felt comfortable and didn't mind since she didn't really understand what was popular, so she let the sales clerk help to pick it out.

Xu Bao saw his Third Aunt who had been arguing with him just a moment ago. He affectionately held her hand and said, "Not bad, not bad at all. Your Miss Shanghai has good taste …"

Sweat... She asked two soldiers to follow Third Aunt and help her. Feeling too stuffy, she went outside the building to get some fresh air.

The big cat proudly wore a red shawl and walked out with its head held high. The wind outside was a little strong, so when the red shawl was blown by the wind, it covered the big cat's face completely.

In the end, the cat didn't even look at the road and shakily ran to the middle of the road. For a moment, all the cars in front and in front all came to an emergency stop.

Xu Bao jumped in shock and walked over. Seeing that the big cat was still shaking his head, he wanted to throw off the silk scarf. He quickly put it down, folded the scarf a few more times, and tied it a little higher, exposing his eyes.

When he stood up, there was actually a baby carriage in the middle of the road.

Xu Bao saw a little fat doll inside, wriggling like a caterpillar, so cute, the big cat saw the meat in the cradle car, also curious to use the front leg to cling to the cradle, drool to see the meat bar, still can move!

A woman by the side of the road was talking to a friend. Hearing the horn, she subconsciously lifted her hand and realized that the baby carriage was gone. She looked around in fright, and seeing that it wasn't her baby carriage that was in the middle of the road, she ran towards it like the wind, pushing Xu Bao and the big cat away.

More and more people were no longer afraid of it, even an ordinary woman dared to push it, and took away its flesh first. However, the big cat that had previously fought with Xu Bao for flesh had no choice but to watch the woman's actions, not daring to move. It wailed twice to express its dissatisfaction.

The lady hugged her child excitedly and said, "Sea baby! My child! It's alright! Mom forgot!"

Seeing that the child was unharmed, the woman ran over excitedly to apologize to Xu Bao. Xu Bao followed the woman and helped push the baby carriage to the side of the road.

"Thank you, girl. If it wasn't for you, I really wouldn't know what to do." The woman carefully put the child into the stroller and tightly held Xu Bao's hands as she spoke.

Xu Bao didn't know what was going on. He had watched the big cat run off to the middle of the road, but when he went to catch the big cat, he actually encountered a little kid. This big sister was actually treating her as her savior. She smiled and said, "It's not me, it's my big cat."

Only then did the woman notice a tiger, and she was startled, but then she remembered that this animal was so understanding that it had saved her child. If it wasn't for it, the baby carriage might have been knocked away in the middle of the road, and the consequences would have scared her.

She sighed and said, "Although his appearance is ugly and scary, but he really is a very good Mr. Hu."

Xu Bao did not agree. How could a big cat be ugly? It was very cute. It could eat meat and sleep. How great!

"Guangping, are you alright?" At this time, the woman's friend also came over and shouted.

"It's okay, it's okay. You scared me to death. Thanks to this girl and her pet." The woman said with a fearful expression.

When his friend saw Xu Bao, he wanted to go up and express his gratitude, but when he saw Hu Bao standing next to him, he stopped. Unlike the woman, he felt that Hu saved her son and became close to her, feeling that it was very scary.

There was no need for Xu Bao to think such a small matter, right? But the woman insisted, "Really, my husband spends his days at home writing. I must get him to come with me and thank you."

Xu Bao didn't know why the people here were so enthusiastic, so he told her the address.

After another round of courteous words, Xu Bao was finally able to leave.

She was a little curious. The woman repeatedly said that her husband was a scholar who wrote books called Lu Xun or something. Was he very famous? Seriously, the people here are long-winded.

In the end, he could only obediently go to the department store to wait for his Third Aunt. Seeing that the tiger had returned, the customers all walked out in fright, so the manager could only send three more sales clerks and a special designer to introduce the clothes to Xu Bao, hoping that the Third Aunt would return soon.

Finally, the manager sent Xu Bao and his entourage away with the lowest price and the most caring service. He was sweating profusely!

The next day, Xu Bao punctually went to the Liu residence to find Big Sis Qiu.

Big Sis Qiu looked at her fur coat and qipao and felt a little regretful. "Sister, it's very fashionable to be dressed in foreign dress. I'll take you to buy it in two days."

Xu Bao looked at Big Sis Qiu's panicky ocean clothes, which looked like a big tree covered in snow in winter. She couldn't tell what was good about it. She felt that her red silk cheongsam was pretty good, and that it was convenient to walk, and her yellow rabbit fur coat was also very warm.

Xu Bao knew that Big Sis Qiu treated her very well, so he just smiled and listened to Big Sis Qiu's rambling, saying that she would have to pay attention to everything when going to the party later on. In fact, she wasn't thinking at all, she only remembered that Big Sis Qiu had said that she could take the food inside by herself, that there were a lot of delicious foods, and a soup called Coca-Cola.

There is also a kind of brandy soup, can't drink too much, will get drunk.

Xu Bao was very obedient when he thought about how there would be so many delicious dishes in the future. She nodded her head no matter what Big Sis Qiu said.

Sister, they are all very vain and pretentious, don't be afraid, just remember, just say that you've read a book, and if someone asks you to dance, then just smile, if that person asks you to dance, then don't just randomly agree, next time sister will bring you to school, today you will meet the world first, and also the most important point, you must say that you know how to manage the household chores, and the truth is, you know how to manage the household chores, and you know how to cook, and you know how to sew, and you know how to sew clothes, these things are all called reputations, don't you understand? The teachers' and wives' expressions were that of someone who had gone through a lot in the past, and they diligently taught her. The teachers' and teachers' wives' faces were that of someone who had gone through a lot in the past, and earnestly educated her.

Xu Bao had been confused by Big Sis Qiu's long speech. "Fake? What does it have to do with cooking?" He had heard from Big Sis Qiu that those people were all young mistresses who didn't work, yet they still had to learn how to read, cook, and sew. Wasn't it all just a waste of time?

As expected, at the banquet, Xu Bo Li was attracted by the food that dripped all over the place. Qiu Zhu had just gotten familiar with the world of famous people in Shanghai, so she wasn't very arrogant. She was a bit nervous, but she was willing to spend money and came down to dress up to spend a lot of money, so it was easy to tell that she was a rich lady.

After a while, she was unable to keep up with Xu Bao's work. She introduced a few people to Xu Bao and told them to let her move freely, so that she would remember his words.

Xu Bao looked at all kinds of weird foods. His head was full of food, and when he heard Big Sis Qiu say he could move freely, his head nodded like a spring.

The banquet was grand and full of wine. There was a stage in the middle with a special singing lady. Xu Bao very orderly decided to start from the first plate. Following the example of the people around him, he picked up the plate, the fork, the spoon, and the cup.

As expected, the cola soup and brandy soup were delicious. Xu Bao completely forgot about Big Sis Qiu's words of eating less and reading less. He started to eat with full concentration.

Her appearance was very eye-catching. None of the wives and mistresses present had as healthy and beautiful a feeling as she did. Furthermore, her simple red qipao contrasted sharply with the large, complicated dresses worn by her mistresses. In short, anyone who was out of the ordinary would be rejected.

Very soon, someone came up to talk to Xu Bao with ill intentions.

No matter what they said, Xu Bao just smiled and nodded.

However, the famous ladies were not idiots. They were good at socializing, so they quickly grabbed Xu Bao's weak points and chatted about food.

As soon as he heard about all kinds of food, Xu Bao began to talk.

The group of famous ladies thought they had been tricked as they smiled, "Miss Xu, have you seen the person singing on stage?"

Xu Bao nodded his head …

"Listen to me, if you go up and sing a song, the host of this banquet will give you a mysterious feast, it's very delicious." That's why those people went to sing. Do you want to try it?

Xu Bao hesitated when he heard this. She saw so much delicious food in front of her and there was even more mysterious food. It must be even more delicious. If she went to sing and got it, then she wouldn't be that greedy anymore! " "However, big sister, I don't know how to sing about enemies. I only know how to sing about scenes my dad listens to. Can I sing about scenes like that?"

When the group of people heard that Xu Bao was going to sing a play, they became even more happy. Just where did this country bumpkin come from? They continuously held back their laughter and nodded their heads.

Xu Bao then went up and stood there, imitating that singing girl. The music in the hall stopped and everyone turned to look at the stage curiously. Who else was Big Sis Qiu talking to?

Xu Bao breathed out. He couldn't think of anything in front of him that was round. With a single breath, he magnified her voice multiple times, scaring her so much that she shrunk back her neck.

The group of women in the audience were also laughing.

Xu Bao looked at the group of women and laughed, thinking that they were encouraging him, thinking that it was a delicious and mysterious feast. Xu Bao looked at the group of women and laughed, thinking that it was just encouraging himself, thinking that it was a delicious and mysterious feast.

When they heard that Xu Bao's godson was being coaxed by Third Madame, the group of people who had been coaxing him just now were all drinking their cola as if they were going to spit out water. This was too foolish, right?

Xu Bao closed his eyes, thought about a big plate, and then covered it with a big round lid. He opened his eyes and began to sing … Tell Sanniang not to annoy your computer room...

The audience was suddenly stunned!