Wife's number one black fan
Chapter 11
next.
Liangliang also saw the scene that stunned her.
At 2:00 p.m., the crew officially started shooting on the ground floor of the sewage treatment plant.
Looking down from the first floor of the sewage treatment plant, the cool expression is more complex.
From the dialogue with the crew, it was learned that the actor who originally played the "director" and the actor who played the "makeup artist" could not come because of the car accident. The director Hai Dafeng and a middle-aged field woman took part in the temporary battle.
It's like a joke.
In such a short time, it would be too casual to change actors and force shooting.
And when shooting the first act, because the heroine played by Li Youqing failed in her acting skills, she was scolded by the director. In a rage, the director directly threw the book and left.
Then the camera watched the director leave.
In the middle of this gap, a field manager quickly handed a bottle of eye drops to Li Youqing. Li Youqing took the eye drops and put them on his eyes, and then the eye drops ran down his cheeks.
At this time, the camera turned back to Li Youqing again and naturally caught her "tears".
Bad play.
A good bad play.
I'm afraid only Hai Dafu can shoot such a bad play.
But that's what she wants to see.
Because the original intention of Jiangbei's investment in shooting this film is to let Li Youqing recognize the reality and then quit the performing arts circle.
Only when the film is bad can she break her star idea.
At this time, comforted by the actor and the leading actor who played the role of "makeup artist", Li Youqing gradually recovered his calm, and the three walked up to the first floor of the sewage treatment plant together.
In the process of climbing the stairs, one of the field helpers with a camera couldn't walk steadily because of drinking.
"Burp ~"
The sound of burping rang through the whole sewage treatment plant. It seemed that the air was filled with a strong smell of wine.
oh my god!
He drank like this when filming.
Too unprofessional.
The toilet on the first floor was opened, and two field workers pushed the field help to the toilet.
This movie is too difficult.
Liang Liang shakes his head and the rotten stone hammer.
The filmmakers are so careless that they expect to make a good film.
The next shooting also verified her idea.
Li Youqing, who plays the heroine, sits in a simple rest area with the hero and makeup artist, chatting inexplicably about some embarrassing topics.
Suddenly, there was a crash outside the door, which startled everyone.
The atmosphere was dignified.
Just when Liang Liang thought he was going to shoot a big scene, a field manager took a piece and said, "something's wrong, continue improvisation." The board goes out of the camera to prompt the actor.
"Isn't that crazy? If something goes wrong, can't we stop shooting first? " Liang Liang is really a little confused. She doesn't know about movies, but at least she knows that shooting can be suspended when things happen.
"Their play is a mirror to the end, so if they stop shooting, everything needs to be done again." I don't know when, on the eve of the new year, I came to the cool side, propped up the railing and looked at the shooting scene opposite, with thoughtful eyes.
"For the so-called mirror in the end, can such an embarrassing scene be accepted?"
A mirror is cool and doesn't understand, but she knows that the scene just now is extremely embarrassing, even the scene is extremely embarrassing. How can she satisfy the audience?
Although she and Jiangbei both want to see that the film is a bad film, the shooting method of the crew is too casual, isn't it?
Sui Xi shook her head and didn't speak.
"Ah!"
Just then, a field attendant threw in a prosthetic limb covered with ketchup from the door.
The heroine Li Youqing screamed when she saw it.
Then a crew member with a broken arm rushed in. From the setting, he should have been made into a zombie.
After the zombie, the drunken field assistant ran in again covered with blood.
After a war between the two sides, the zombies were driven out of the sewage treatment plant, and the actors were temporarily safe.
Throughout the whole process, the heroine has been shouting, and her acting skills are poor.
The zombie scene was also embarrassing.
Of course, there are more embarrassing.
After the zombie was driven away, the director appeared again and had a "heartfelt" dialogue with the three actors here.
This dialogue is simply a whole process of awkward conversation, pompous performance, no end.
The most important thing is that at this time, the radio teacher on one side suddenly covered his stomach and quietly avoided the main station to go out.
Under normal circumstances, actors should ignore the surrounding staff and continue to act in the scene. As a result, they don't know whether the director Hai Dapu didn't enter the play. When they saw that the radio operator was leaving, they ran directly to stop him and asked him what he wanted to do.
Now even the radio man is in the mirror.
The staff entered the mirror, which is already a shooting accident.
But the key is that the shooting did not pause.
Still shooting?
yes.
It did.
Originally, there was only a dialogue between the heroine, the hero, the makeup artist and the director. Now, after joining the radio, it has become a dialogue between five people.
And everyone is persuading the radio master not to go out, saying there are zombies outside.
Nima even the radio engineer has entered the mirror. Does the zombie outside really use the audience to guess?
Sand sculpture shooting.
If this is the plot.
The screenwriter who wrote this story is also a sand sculpture.
Liang Liang thought.
The shooting continues.
The director couldn't stop the radio. The radio pushed away and ran out.
After a while, the radio teacher who ran out began to shout for no reason.
The directors and actors stood still, and the camera turned to their faces, as if to shoot their facial expressions.
After a moment of silence, the director suddenly pointed to the camera and said "don't stop the camera", and then ran out, leaving an embarrassing trio to care about each other's affairs.
Maybe even the director can't watch it anymore. Let the field manager put a board through the window to prompt: raise your mobile phone and ask what's going on, so that the radio operator can turn into a zombie.
Then the plot went on like this.
For some reason, the radio teacher turned into a zombie and rushed in. After a fierce battle, he was directly hacked to death by the makeup artist with an axe.
Of course, it wasn't really cut to death. A group of crew members bowed their heads to avoid the camera and threw the already prepared props and bodies in at the moment of waving an axe.
After "killing" the radio, the scene began to turn outside the sewage plant. The makeup artist took the male and female protagonists to the van they rented for filming.
Without the scenes inside, Liang Liang and Sui Xi also followed out one after another, planning to see the next shooting.
But their inner thoughts are very different.
In the van, we met zombies again, and then a fight.
This accident occurred. During the struggle between the heroine and the zombie, she accidentally hit the plane seat. The cameraman was knocked down directly, and the camera also fell to the ground.
The cameraman seems to have a disease in his waist and can't afford to be hit.
But the play still didn't stop. Finally, the photography assistant who had been following the photographer picked up the camera and continued to follow.
It's a mess.
What did you shoot.
Watching the crew change the venue again because of the chase, Liang Liang is too lazy to keep up.
It's hot eyes.
Took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Jiangbei editor: "brother, I'm watching my sister-in-law and their filming."
Soon, a message replied: "how's the situation? Did the film queen take part in the film on her birthday? "
Liang Liang replied word by word: "No. And this kind of rotten film, let alone the eve of the film queen, can't be saved even after the peony film emperor. "
"So our plan is ready?"
"Don't worry, it must be done.
A film made by a sand sculpture director and a script written by a sand sculpture screenwriter.
I'm sure that when the film is released, it will be the day when Li Youqing stops filming. "
Liangliang also saw the scene that stunned her.
At 2:00 p.m., the crew officially started shooting on the ground floor of the sewage treatment plant.
Looking down from the first floor of the sewage treatment plant, the cool expression is more complex.
From the dialogue with the crew, it was learned that the actor who originally played the "director" and the actor who played the "makeup artist" could not come because of the car accident. The director Hai Dafeng and a middle-aged field woman took part in the temporary battle.
It's like a joke.
In such a short time, it would be too casual to change actors and force shooting.
And when shooting the first act, because the heroine played by Li Youqing failed in her acting skills, she was scolded by the director. In a rage, the director directly threw the book and left.
Then the camera watched the director leave.
In the middle of this gap, a field manager quickly handed a bottle of eye drops to Li Youqing. Li Youqing took the eye drops and put them on his eyes, and then the eye drops ran down his cheeks.
At this time, the camera turned back to Li Youqing again and naturally caught her "tears".
Bad play.
A good bad play.
I'm afraid only Hai Dafu can shoot such a bad play.
But that's what she wants to see.
Because the original intention of Jiangbei's investment in shooting this film is to let Li Youqing recognize the reality and then quit the performing arts circle.
Only when the film is bad can she break her star idea.
At this time, comforted by the actor and the leading actor who played the role of "makeup artist", Li Youqing gradually recovered his calm, and the three walked up to the first floor of the sewage treatment plant together.
In the process of climbing the stairs, one of the field helpers with a camera couldn't walk steadily because of drinking.
"Burp ~"
The sound of burping rang through the whole sewage treatment plant. It seemed that the air was filled with a strong smell of wine.
oh my god!
He drank like this when filming.
Too unprofessional.
The toilet on the first floor was opened, and two field workers pushed the field help to the toilet.
This movie is too difficult.
Liang Liang shakes his head and the rotten stone hammer.
The filmmakers are so careless that they expect to make a good film.
The next shooting also verified her idea.
Li Youqing, who plays the heroine, sits in a simple rest area with the hero and makeup artist, chatting inexplicably about some embarrassing topics.
Suddenly, there was a crash outside the door, which startled everyone.
The atmosphere was dignified.
Just when Liang Liang thought he was going to shoot a big scene, a field manager took a piece and said, "something's wrong, continue improvisation." The board goes out of the camera to prompt the actor.
"Isn't that crazy? If something goes wrong, can't we stop shooting first? " Liang Liang is really a little confused. She doesn't know about movies, but at least she knows that shooting can be suspended when things happen.
"Their play is a mirror to the end, so if they stop shooting, everything needs to be done again." I don't know when, on the eve of the new year, I came to the cool side, propped up the railing and looked at the shooting scene opposite, with thoughtful eyes.
"For the so-called mirror in the end, can such an embarrassing scene be accepted?"
A mirror is cool and doesn't understand, but she knows that the scene just now is extremely embarrassing, even the scene is extremely embarrassing. How can she satisfy the audience?
Although she and Jiangbei both want to see that the film is a bad film, the shooting method of the crew is too casual, isn't it?
Sui Xi shook her head and didn't speak.
"Ah!"
Just then, a field attendant threw in a prosthetic limb covered with ketchup from the door.
The heroine Li Youqing screamed when she saw it.
Then a crew member with a broken arm rushed in. From the setting, he should have been made into a zombie.
After the zombie, the drunken field assistant ran in again covered with blood.
After a war between the two sides, the zombies were driven out of the sewage treatment plant, and the actors were temporarily safe.
Throughout the whole process, the heroine has been shouting, and her acting skills are poor.
The zombie scene was also embarrassing.
Of course, there are more embarrassing.
After the zombie was driven away, the director appeared again and had a "heartfelt" dialogue with the three actors here.
This dialogue is simply a whole process of awkward conversation, pompous performance, no end.
The most important thing is that at this time, the radio teacher on one side suddenly covered his stomach and quietly avoided the main station to go out.
Under normal circumstances, actors should ignore the surrounding staff and continue to act in the scene. As a result, they don't know whether the director Hai Dapu didn't enter the play. When they saw that the radio operator was leaving, they ran directly to stop him and asked him what he wanted to do.
Now even the radio man is in the mirror.
The staff entered the mirror, which is already a shooting accident.
But the key is that the shooting did not pause.
Still shooting?
yes.
It did.
Originally, there was only a dialogue between the heroine, the hero, the makeup artist and the director. Now, after joining the radio, it has become a dialogue between five people.
And everyone is persuading the radio master not to go out, saying there are zombies outside.
Nima even the radio engineer has entered the mirror. Does the zombie outside really use the audience to guess?
Sand sculpture shooting.
If this is the plot.
The screenwriter who wrote this story is also a sand sculpture.
Liang Liang thought.
The shooting continues.
The director couldn't stop the radio. The radio pushed away and ran out.
After a while, the radio teacher who ran out began to shout for no reason.
The directors and actors stood still, and the camera turned to their faces, as if to shoot their facial expressions.
After a moment of silence, the director suddenly pointed to the camera and said "don't stop the camera", and then ran out, leaving an embarrassing trio to care about each other's affairs.
Maybe even the director can't watch it anymore. Let the field manager put a board through the window to prompt: raise your mobile phone and ask what's going on, so that the radio operator can turn into a zombie.
Then the plot went on like this.
For some reason, the radio teacher turned into a zombie and rushed in. After a fierce battle, he was directly hacked to death by the makeup artist with an axe.
Of course, it wasn't really cut to death. A group of crew members bowed their heads to avoid the camera and threw the already prepared props and bodies in at the moment of waving an axe.
After "killing" the radio, the scene began to turn outside the sewage plant. The makeup artist took the male and female protagonists to the van they rented for filming.
Without the scenes inside, Liang Liang and Sui Xi also followed out one after another, planning to see the next shooting.
But their inner thoughts are very different.
In the van, we met zombies again, and then a fight.
This accident occurred. During the struggle between the heroine and the zombie, she accidentally hit the plane seat. The cameraman was knocked down directly, and the camera also fell to the ground.
The cameraman seems to have a disease in his waist and can't afford to be hit.
But the play still didn't stop. Finally, the photography assistant who had been following the photographer picked up the camera and continued to follow.
It's a mess.
What did you shoot.
Watching the crew change the venue again because of the chase, Liang Liang is too lazy to keep up.
It's hot eyes.
Took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Jiangbei editor: "brother, I'm watching my sister-in-law and their filming."
Soon, a message replied: "how's the situation? Did the film queen take part in the film on her birthday? "
Liang Liang replied word by word: "No. And this kind of rotten film, let alone the eve of the film queen, can't be saved even after the peony film emperor. "
"So our plan is ready?"
"Don't worry, it must be done.
A film made by a sand sculpture director and a script written by a sand sculpture screenwriter.
I'm sure that when the film is released, it will be the day when Li Youqing stops filming. "
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