Wife's number one black fan

It was almost 11 p.m. when I got home.

But to Jiangbei's surprise, Li Youqing was still lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. When he saw him coming back, he quickly got up and trotted around.

"What's the matter?" Jiangbei raised his eyebrows and asked quietly.

The little girl didn't speak, so she wrinkled her little nose and walked back and forth. She didn't know what she was smelling.

"I didn't drink."

Seeing her appearance, Jiangbei probably guessed a little deep meaning. He was secretly happy and answered without an expression on his face.

As soon as Li Youqing heard this, he immediately raised his head and walked back with his face straight. He still muttered: "I think you can't drink ~ ~"

Oh.

This girl really looks down on people.

I really want Liang Liang to take down the flying Maotai on the wine rack to prove himself.

But it's too late to think about it.

"Liang Liang said that you went out to dinner with your friends to talk about things. How was it?" Li Youqing went to the refrigerator and took out two bottles of AD calcium milk. While opening it, he pretended to ask casually.

Listen to Liang Liang?

I'm afraid I asked about it myself?

Smelly sister really thinks I don't know.

However, it also proves that the plan is indeed effective. Li Youqing has begun to focus on his hot pot shop.

Is a good thing.

"It's OK. I just asked about my experience in the catering industry and benefited a lot. I have hired her as my analyst. It is estimated that I will show you the hot pot brand chain plan soon. "

After all, he is the number one black powder lurking around his wife. For more than two years, his camouflage career has trained Jiangbei's ability to tell lies. He opens his mouth and even doesn't blush.

"Oh ~ ~"

Li Youqing answered with an emotionless ending, and put back the extra bottle of AD calcium milk.

"Won't you give me a bottle?" Jiangbei couldn't help asking if he didn't notice this.

"You are rich people who eat Western food outside. How can you look up to my three yuan bottle of AD calcium milk..." Li Youqing replied.

Jiangbei almost couldn't hold back his smile. He quickly rubbed his cheek with his hand, covered it up and said, "look what you said. How can you become a rich man if you eat Western food? You see, the local tyrant of our family used to beg under the overpass with a bowl worth 200 million! Whether you have money or not has nothing to do with what you eat. "

The poor gambler who has entered his dream doesn't know that he was whipped by his brother. Of course, even if he knows, he can't refute it.

"I'll get it myself. I have to go back to bed." Li Youqing is also proud and charming. She bites the straw and drags her shoes to the room. She doesn't intend to communicate with Jiangbei.

In fact, at ten o'clock, she had entered the room and lay in bed ready to go to sleep. For example, she was still sitting in the living room today, just waiting for Jiangbei to come back, and prepared a lot of questions.

But women are like this.

Mingming is waiting for someone. Mingming has a lot of words to ask, but he refuses to speak frankly face to face. Even Li Youqing can't avoid vulgarity.

So it's not easy for her to ask a few questions openly and secretly, but it's impossible if she wants to get to the bottom of it again.

Jiangbei's experience of two generations is not rich, but he is not a fool. He also knows his wife's careful thinking. Looking at the disappearing back, he can't help shaking his head.

Just shaking, the corners of his mouth could not help but rise slightly.

Life, sure enough, still want a little sweet.

......

The next morning, Li Youqing still left home early to deal with the anniversary celebration of Erjing film and television, but different from before, xiaonizi knocked on Jiangbei's door before going out this morning: "Beibei, I want to eat sweet and sour ribs tonight. Remember to buy them."

The old man was still a little dizzy at this time. When he woke up, he wanted to tell Li Youqing that he was going out to dinner tonight, but it was too late, because the other party had already left the house.

"Tut Tut, my sister-in-law is really hypocritical. Obviously I want to stop you from fooling around outside tonight. I have to find such a reason to cover it up. " The gambler just came back from the bottom of the building and said with amazement that he was still carrying eggs from his aunt who sold breakfast outside the community.

Jiangbei came out of the room and heard the speech and replied, "what are you talking about? Your sister-in-law cares about me. "

"How sour ~ ~" Liang Liang sniffed the smell in the air and joked with a wrinkled little nose.

Jiangbei walked into the bathroom and shook his head, too lazy to pay attention to the psycho.

Liangliang saw that her brother didn't answer, smiled and ran to the bathroom door, shook the egg in her hand and said, "brother, although it's a little sour, the effect is still good. It seems that my sister-in-law has feelings for you. She has become a proud jealous jar. "

"I just hope this plan can pass early, but I don't want to squat in the square and eat bread every day." Jiangbei sighed and felt extremely miserable when he thought of his experience last night.

"Ah! How can you say that? The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard! Come on, I'll peel you an egg to replenish your nutrition. " Liangliang picked up the egg and skilfully peeled it.

"Can you wait until I wash and go out?"

"Oh, oh ~ ~"

After washing, Jiangbei went back to the living room and sat down. He picked up the cool peeled eggs and asked, "do I want to go out and stay today?"

"It's better to go out, because this can expand the sense of loss in my sister-in-law's heart, make her pay more and more attention to your affairs, and can't control taking the initiative to intervene." Liang Liang touched his chin and analyzed.

"But your sister-in-law will be sad, and now I don't really have friends to talk to me about hot pot shop, so we're cheating her now." Jiangbei bit the egg and said vaguely.

In his heart, he didn't want to use this plan. Although the initial results were good, he always took his wife's feelings for himself as capital, which was a little inappropriate.

Liang Liang shook his head when he heard the speech, solemnly broke his fingers and explained, "first of all, brother, you misunderstood a little. We didn't cheat my sister-in-law. You really have a business partner, and I'll take you to see him right away."

"Secondly, there is a sentence that you may be unhappy when I say it, but I think I still have to say it. Do you know why you haven't been able to win your sister-in-law for nearly three years? "

Originally, Jiangbei also wondered where the so-called business partner was at the first point. As a result, after listening to the second point, he directly forgot the first point and stared at the gambling king unhappily: "my relationship with your sister-in-law has long been natural, but I didn't take that step."

"Can't step out, or pull the crotch?"

"Zhang jiuliang! You make a personal attack! "

"Sorry, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue." Liangliang quickly smiled and apologized for fear that Jiangbei would cut her directly.

In the face of the gambling king who jumped out of his character, Jiangbei naturally won't be really angry. He can only eat all the remaining eggs in one breath. As a result, the dried egg yolk directly stuck to his desire to be immortal and die.

"Water ~ ~"

"Here, here."

After taking a sip of the cool water, Jiangbei relaxed and sat down on the sofa.

Liangliang saw that he was all right, so she wanted to remedy what she had just said. She resumed her rigorous look on her face and explained, "in fact, whether you can take that step or not, I think it's better to let her sister-in-law come by herself than let her brother come."

"What do you mean?"

Jiang Bei didn't understand this. He asked with a frown.

"It means to let my sister-in-law take the initiative and let her pierce the last layer of paper between you." Liang Liang thought about it and translated it into vernacular.

"If you can take the initiative, you can see your little nephew now." Jiangbei shook his head and thought that Liangliang's remark was very impractical.

The marriage between him and Li Youqing began with a euphemistic blind date and compromise. Although the relationship between them has warmed up a lot in recent years, he knows it's not enough.

Since it's not enough, how can you let the other party take the initiative?

"Brother, you obviously know nothing about your charm." Liang Liang waved his hand, didn't recognize his words, raised a finger and said, "I'm sure my sister-in-law has very deep feelings for you. It's just because your life is as calm as dead water, so she can't release this feeling."

"When did you take a part-time job in the magic stick industry?" Jiangbei couldn't help joking when he heard the speech.

"I'm not a stick. I just know women better than you." Liang Liang retorted.

"You don't even have love experience. Why do you say so?"

"Although I don't have love experience, it doesn't mean I don't have experience. If you don't believe it, go to the city forum online now. You will worship me when you come back."

Oh.

It's good to brag about not paying taxes these days. You dare to say anything.

Jiangbei took out his mobile phone to log in to the blue city forum on the spot and flipped these posts at will.

However, there was something wrong when I turned it over. I was puzzled and entered one of the hottest posts. The title on it was: the mysterious local tyrant wrapped up the whole city's taxi to show his love.

Jiang Bei didn't pay attention to what was written in the content. He focused all his attention on the pictures attached to the post.

This is a background map of the city. The main background is the street. The main body is many taxis. The license plate says: Jiang Xiaobai, I like you.

Jiang Xiaobai, as he knows, is the stage name of Zhang jiuliang when he was lurking in my college days.

Therefore, the person who confessed to Jiang Xiaobai should be Lin Yinyin without accident.

"All such praise..." looking at these hot posts, the old man looked up at his sister in surprise.

The cool girl in God's clothes doesn't look like a man anyway?

Mentioning this matter, the gambling king's face was also a little more helpless and distressed, and said: "it's a long story. In fact, I haven't seen her since I left the small time crew. I just want to leave a contact information to steal the information from the fan support association. Who knows she wants to be my girlfriend!"

"Tut Tut, scum woman." This time it's Jiangbei's turn to tease.

Liangliang waved his hand: "I am also the victim of this matter, and the focus today is not on me. The focus is brother. You see, women can actually be very active. The key is to use the right method."

"You mean you want me to be a scum man."

"You are both husband and wife. What's the residue?"

"What does that mean?"

It is undeniable that Jiangbei was more or less attracted by this topic and asked while drinking water.

"It's simple. You just keep going as planned. Stop focusing on your sister-in-law and break her original habits. This is called 'wake up dependency method'. "

"Wake up dependency method?" Jiangbei is a little confused. Why do you have professional vocabulary?

For the first time, an Cheng gambling king, who turned into an emotional expert, began to explain it carefully: "a symptom called 'dependence' will appear when couples spend a long time together. This symptom will generally appear in the loved party, because she will get a lot of meticulous care from the active party."

"This kind of care seems casual, but it will actually affect all aspects of the loved party. Especially when the active party no longer takes the initiative, the loved party will feel unprecedented loss and sadness."

"The so-called 'awakening dependence method' is to take away your meticulous care over the past few years, let your sister-in-law feel the gap between you, understand your importance in her mind, and begin to re-examine your feelings."

"What if your sister-in-law doesn't love me at last? Isn't that the Civil Affairs Bureau? " Jiangbei suddenly asked a fatal question.

"You are not confident in yourself." Zhang jiuliang, an emotional expert, gave him a disdainful look and continued: "we have been married for nearly three years. Whether your sister-in-law likes it or not, there is no force in your heart?"

Well

In fact, in many details, Jiangbei can feel li Youqing's concern and care for him. It's impossible to say that there is no emotion.

"And brother, it seems that the topic we discussed is a little heavy. In fact, you don't need to do anything at all. You just need to do a good job in the business plan."

"At most, I just don't focus on my sister-in-law any more."

I have to say that Zhang jiuliang is really a set of reasoning. He fooled Jiangbei and couldn't find the north.

"Can this really work?"

Heart is a little heart, but the total feeling is still unreliable.

"It must be feasible. Habit is a kind of poison. My sister-in-law has been poisoned a lot. My only worry now is whether this matter will be revealed by you in the end, and then I will be chased and killed by my sister-in-law. "

Liang Liang finished, Yu Guang inadvertently glanced at his brother frowning and thinking, and added in his heart: [I'm a victim of my own experience!]

"All right, that's it."

Finally, Jiangbei agreed to choose Zhang jiuliang's plan. Although it seems a little unfair to Li Youqing, it also has no choice.

Who made Li Youqing insist on setting two difficult conditions, leading to the fact that the husband and wife have not shared a room yet?

Since you can't drink and fight, you can only play tricks, otherwise you really have to wait until monkey years and horses to see your children?

To take a step back, as long as we can achieve positive results, why not be shameless?

It has to be said that when people get older, they still pursue the results. As for the means used, they don't care so much.

Thinking of this, Jiangbei took out his mobile phone to send a message to his wife.

"Sorry, I have something to do tonight. I'll make the ribs at home first, and you'll come back and have a warm meal in the evening."