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That night, after a whole day of fermenting, Hai Dafu's microblog was finally updated at 10:10.

Hai Dafu: the eight bears are not good at national day. Let's see the excellent fat at the beginning of winter - Horizontal batch: killing wolves and killing demons.

"Sleeping trough! Director Hai replied, and it's so fucking domineering! "

"Is there a big translation?"

"Kill wolves and kill demons, which refers to the wolf and man and the flower fairy!"

"Cowhide! It is said that there is such an artistic conception. "

"Big fat director has great literary talent, which is much better than making movies."

"National Day eight bears, are you sure this' bear 'is not a typo? Ah ha ha ha ~ ~ I'm laughing to death. "

"I know the meaning of the first half of the sentence, and what does the second half mean by starting winter and watching excellent fat?"

"Does director Hai have a new film to go online in Lidong?"

"I'll go! It seems really possible to shoot at the speed of director Hai. "

"I don't know which film and television company dares to invest in the king of bad films."

"Well... Weakly ask, what month is Lidong?"

"Whatever the fuck number, hurry to comment under the National Day eight bears microblog!"

"Let's go, let's go, let's go."

Because of the microblog response of Haida Pang, the hot topic ushered in an outbreak again and was soon crowded into hot search.

#Hai Da Pang's couplet response#

For a time, the smoke of microblog rose again.

……

Arcadia community.

"I didn't expect that director Hai would not only make movies, but also have such good literary talent." Li Youqing leaned against the sofa and brushed his microblog. He happened to see the hot search and joked with a smile.

Jiangbei sat playing a game. It seemed very intense. He had no time to respond.

Seeing this, Li Youqing couldn't help coming forward to watch.

At this point, I saw God.

"Don't be afraid, rush forward!"

"Be careful, someone is coming..."

"You are surrounded. Run..."

"Kill Cai Wenji first."

"You're a shooter. Don't get too forward. It's easy to be cut to death."

"Come on! Drop a bomb to trigger passive. "

"Big move... Oh..."

After a command, the screen went dark at last.

Jiangbei was about to get angry when he quit the game, but Li Youqing quickly climbed to the other end of the sofa on his knees and kept talking: "Oh, it's a pity. If I had operated just now, I might have been able to turn over the plate..."

Looking at the posture of shaking and swinging with the duck, Jiangbei couldn't help shaking his head, got up and walked towards the refrigerator: "what did you say just now?"

Seeing that Jiangbei didn't mean to trouble her, Li Youqing happily put his head on the pillow and shook it back and forth, hehe replied:

"All the eight films released on the National Day this year fell on the street. The total box office of the national day did not exceed the box office of the film camera in seven days. Some netizens went to the director's microblog to take the rhythm. Zhao Guan, the director of "wolf and man", couldn't resist replying to a wave of satire. Just now, director Hai Dafu also sent a couplet microblog back, which seems to be torn up. "

Couplet microblog connection?

Can Hai Da Pang have this literary talent?

Jiangbei took out two bottles of Wahaha and sat down on the sofa. He opened them as if nothing had happened and inserted a straw. He was about to take them up and drink. Suddenly he felt a murderous spirit. Then a figure fell directly from the sky and pressed him on the sofa.

"Han Han, you dare to drink my milk openly now!"

"I was going to give you a drink."

"Nonsense, do you think I'm stupid? I'm so skilled. I don't think I've done less at ordinary times? "

"I..."

This is the life of a young couple. You never know what wonderful things will happen next.

Li Youqing reacted immediately and hurriedly wanted to jump away, but he was grabbed by Jiangbei.

Jiangbei's mind is also a little high, and the words of Ancheng gambling king emerge in his mind:

"As long as my brother is brave, my sister-in-law will have maternity leave next year!"

Yes.

If we can get things done smoothly, where do we need to fix those fancy things?

Not at all.

“……”

But sometimes, you can't succeed just by doing what you want to do.

Five minutes later......

Jiangbei gave up his struggle and collapsed on the sofa. He asked lovelessly, "why did you always cheat me when I drank drinks before and couldn't open the bottle cap?"

Li Youqing jumped down from him in embarrassment and whispered back, "don't you have to be a little weak in front of you..."

Then he ran into the room like an ostrich.

Oh!

Women.

The disappointed Jiangbei looked at the exquisite lighting on his head and narrowed his eyes gradually.

no way.

We have to find a way to get back.

……

The next day, embroidery village.

Today, the plot taken by the crew is the plot of rich businessman Pei Zhicheng entering embroidery Town, so the whole crew went deep into embroidery village early in the morning, including Jiangbei and Liangliang.

Just different from the busy crew, the two brothers and sisters found a stone to squat up, integrate with the villagers and watch the filming scene.

Jiangbei looked at the scene and looked at the coolness of playing with his mobile phone. He wanted to stop talking. This has been the case several times.

Liangliang didn't find this. She was turning over her microblog and saying, "these sand sculpture directors are so counselled..."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm waiting for the National Day eight bears to fight." Liang Liang lowered his head and returned.

"You care about a lot."

Before going to bed last night, Jiangbei also browsed this hot search to simply understand what happened.

To put it bluntly, in fact, this is why netizens are dissatisfied with the quality of this year's film. Just after the release of the national day, the eight directors rushed to the street to light the fuse, allowing netizens to pour out their anger on them.

As for Hai Dafu, he was just used as a gun.

In fact, as long as director Zhao Guan doesn't stand up and satirize, and the seven directors don't like it, it will pass soon.

Unfortunately, these directors can't hold their breath.

Maybe they despise Hai Dafu?

"Why doesn't it matter? This is my carefully prepared super bomb. " Liang Liang replied seriously.

"What do you mean?" Jiangbei frowned and asked.

Liangliang hears the speech, looks up at haidapu who is filming and says, "do you think haidapu is making our film? If the National Day eight bears can stand up and force Hai Dafu this time, as everyone is a director, can they only use movies to PK? "

"Do you want to attract the hatred of the National Day eight bears and let them fight with us?" Jiangbei subconsciously touched his chin and said thoughtfully.

"That's right!" Liang Liang nodded fiercely and continued: "the entertainment circle is so dark. As long as we stimulate the National Day eight bears to fight with us, we're afraid they won't die at the mood Inn?"

This seems to make sense

Now that the plan has been said, Liangliang will simply dump it at one time:

"Brother, I have summarized the reasons for our previous failure these days, that is, we did not make full use of the resources of the entertainment industry. Sometimes, in addition to their own acting skills, many things are obstacles that affect whether a star can continue to move forward, such as the pressure from the group forces in the entertainment industry! "

After hearing this, Jiangbei couldn't help looking cool: "I didn't expect you to understand 'killing with a knife'."

Liangliang hehe smiled and replied, "when I used to hang out in the Ancheng casino, a group of rich second generation often wanted to win my money, but every time they left naked."

"You made all the money?" Jiangbei asked with an eyebrow.

Liang Liang shook his head like a rattle and said seriously, "I went with them and lost all my money to other guests in the casino."

Jiangbei: "

Although this is a very sad story, after listening to it, Jiangbei still couldn't help laughing. It was even more unstable and fell directly back.

Fortunately, Liang Liang was quick, grabbed him, looked at Jiangbei bitterly and said, "brother, I doubt you're laughing at the casino king of Ancheng."

"No, No." Jiangbei waved his hand, sorted out his clothes and said with appreciation, "your method is great. Now we have gone through preliminary preparation and medium-term monitoring. If we can make up for the later pressure, the whole plan will be almost complete and leak free. "

"Yes! That's what I mean. " Liang Liang nodded in agreement.

"Yes, it's a smart little head." Jiangbei rubbed his cool broken hair and silently added in his heart: Unfortunately, he used the wrong place in the first half of his life.

Of course, it's not that the cool plan is perfect in a few days. In fact, once the eight bears fight on national day, it will undoubtedly heat up the films of both sides.

In this way, it was like giving "mood inn" a publicity opportunity at that time.

But the problem is not big. As long as the film itself is bad enough, no matter how hot it is, it won't help.

It's like a fortress of love in a previous life.

"Brother! Look, the National Day eight bears responded! "

Liangliang, pass me your cell phone.

Jiang Bei took a look and found that the response was Zhao Guan, the director of wolf and man:

"When a bad film director makes a bad film, lidongan dares to be the king—— Banner: overestimate your strength. "

"It's going to fight!" Cool eyes shine.

Jiangbei looks up at the direction of the crew. Director Hai Dapu is swearing and pointing to his mobile phone in front of producer Li comfortable.

Li comfortable looked embarrassed and seemed to be tangled.

There may be no result after the discussion. Hai Dafan left angrily.

Li comfortable picked up his mobile phone to poke, and then he received a message from Jiangbei.

"Boss, Hai Dafu is going to be hard with Zhao Guangang and announce the information of our film! What should I do? "—— Li comfortable.

Jiangbei thought for a moment and replied, "let him go."

Not to mention that Jiangbei needs to use the power of the National Day eight bears to complete the later suppression of the mood Inn, take the current public opinion on the Internet. Hai Dafu must fight.

Sure enough, the news had just been sent, and the cool nearby sent a new message: "Hai Da Pang is back, lying in the trough! If he is so domineering, who gives him confidence? "

what?

Jiangbei hurried to watch it and found that haidafu's latest microblog said: "don't just force Lai Lai on the Internet. If you have the ability, come to a decisive [email protected] Zhao Guan @ Xuzhou @ Hong Yin @ National Day eight bears... "

what the hell!

This is a choice of eight!

He deserves to be the king of bad films. He's not afraid of anyone.

……

The news in the entertainment circle is always the most concerned by the majority of netizens.

In particular, Hai Da Pang's heroic words to "pick eight with one" aroused thousands of waves, and instantly climbed to the top of microblogs, major forums and post bars, causing crazy and hot discussions.

"Director Hai is a real man. I admire him!"

"Although I know you will lose, I have great courage. Is the film released in the beginning of winter? I will support it! "

"It's not certain whether you will lose or not. There's no response from the eight bears on national day."

"Yes, it's only a month before Lidong. Director Hai has obviously been shooting for some time. I don't think they dare to fight."

"Not necessarily. It's said that the camera only took seven days? More than a month is enough. It depends on whether they dare to fight. "

"It's coming, it's coming. Eight bears on the national day sent a microblog to fight!"