Wilderness Lucky God

Wang Dafu watched Ye Tian interacting with the friends with twitching eyes. X23US. COM update fastest

　　 He estimated that for another person, he might be beaten!

The words that 　　 said are sometimes too awkward!

　　 Lin Xueer watched all this in a novel way. She had also watched the live broadcast, but she had never watched this live broadcast atmosphere. It was completely different.

　　Especially...Ye Tian said it was still a bit awkward, and the key water friends listened seriously.

She has seen singing, dancing, performing talents, and playing games. She has never seen helping people solve emotional problems. The key is to solve this kind of percussion. It is like talking and laughing between friends, or even mutual harm. .

　　The painting style suddenly changed during the live broadcast.

　　 "By the way, the anchor, it's been a long time since I said a joke, come here a few!"

　　 "Yeah! The weather is so good today, with such a beautiful view. It's not appropriate to have a few jokes."

　　 "Well, dinner is delicious tonight, anchor, let’s celebrate with some jokes."

　　 "Hahaha~~The successful bid for the 2008 Olympic Games, let’s celebrate with a few paragraphs."

　　 "66666... ​​your sudden words made me unable to take it for a while."

　　 "Damn, the brain almost didn't react. What you said has half a dime relationship with the anchor."

　　 "You guys are so good! I almost believed these reasons."

　　 "God, the weather is good, the dinner is delicious, the good, the Olympics bid is successful, I will take you!"

　　 "In the middle of the night, there was a pig-like laugh in my room and I was scolded!"

　　......

Ye Tian couldn’t help but stunned when he saw this scene. He rolled his eyes and said, “You guys, this showman, successfully interrupted my thoughts, but it’s really been a long time since I went to bed. , Come here to cheer up!"

　　Wang Dafu and Lin Xueer have been watching the barrage in Ye Tian's live broadcast room. Although their mobile phones are a little bit, there is no signal in this place!

　　 only has so much fun.

　　 Seeing those bullet screens, he also looked dazed.

　　 Is there any connection between these other things and the jokes?

　　 Hmm, then I'm sure, it really doesn't matter.

　　 In this live broadcast room, the IQ of the average person really can't keep up.

　　Wang Dafu watched Ye Tian's live broadcast, and of course he knew what Ye Tian was talking about. He immediately sat down and listened carefully to prevent the car from overturning.

　　 Lin Xueer is curious, what is this paragraph? Why are these people so happy?

　　 From the barrage that brushed together, it can be shown that these water friends are very happy, it must be very exciting, beautiful eyes staring at Ye Tian, ​​waiting quietly.

　　 Well, before going to bed, it should be a sleep aid!

　　 Drink saliva first!

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Then let's first come with an emotional one, which coincides with the theme just now. When I was in junior high school, a friend was found by the class teacher who was in early love, and the class teacher called him directly to the office. After several hours of gradual enlightenment and persuasive education, the head teacher finally understood why he could not find a girlfriend in his 30s."

　　 "噗~"

　　 Lin Xueer just drank the water in her mouth, and sprayed it the next moment, so he was so anxious about this turning point, and she couldn't react at all.

　　 So this is a joke!

　　 There is such an operation in the world?

　　Wang Dafu: "66666"

　　 on the barrage in the live broadcast room.

　　 "噗~"

　　 "噗~~"

　　 "6666"

　　 "666666"

　　 "Damn, this corner is too fast! I can't touch it!"

　　 "Grass! It turned over again."

　　 "This student is awesome! Really awesome!"

　　 "Hahahaha~~ The head teacher finally understands the reason why he has been unable to find a girlfriend for more than 30 years."

　　 "God can't find a girlfriend, so who educates whom?"

　　 "23333...Educate students against being educated by students."

　　 "Reminds me of a piece of news. A human trafficker, because of exhaustion, stopped by the highway for a short nap and woke up to find that one of his kidneys was missing."

　　 "Hahaha~~ This piece of news upstairs has the same effect as that of the anchor."

　　 "Damn, I have been single for more than 20 years, anchor, I really want to make friends with your friend and let him educate me."

　　 "I'm in my thirties now, and I'm still single. I almost broke up tears when I heard this story."

　　 "I feel that this friend of the anchor is the anchor himself, and only the anchor is so angry."

　　 "Hahahaha~~ Upstairs, I think so too."

　　...

　　 Ye Tian was taken aback, because Lin Xueer almost sprayed his face and missed a little bit.

　　 said sincerely, "Next time I'm telling a story, you must never drink water next to me, it is easy to accidentally hurt."

　　 Lin Xueer's face was reddish, she didn't speak, but her big eyes were bent into an arc, she couldn't help but smile, and then she moved closer to Ye Tian.

　　 She couldn't help but remember the words that Ye Tian had teased her a few times before, which seemed to make her angry and anxious, but she couldn't help paying attention to him.

　　 Ye Tian wiped a few drops of water on his face, woman! He didn't apologize, it was rude, he wanted to fight back.

Turning his eyes, he continued to say: "One more thing, a pair of elderly people love at dusk, they got married. When they make each other on the wedding night, because the two elderly people are usually funny, the bride strokes the bridegroom’s younger brother, shy Question: Husband, what are you stuff? The groom replied solemnly: This is an old cadre; after a while, the groom stroked the bride and asked: Sister, what are you? The bride replied: This is the activity center for old cadres."

　　 唰唰!

　　 Lin Xueer didn't even need to look at it, she knew that her face was red, and she buried her face unconsciously.

　　 This is not a serious joke at all, it is a colorful joke.

　　 Everyone is an adult. They have never eaten pork, and have never seen a pig run!

　　 The live broadcast room, it exploded directly!

　　 "Fuck!"

　　 "6666"

　　 "666666"

　　 "Damn, I thought it was a serious car, but after thinking about it carefully, it's not a kindergarten car at all."

　　 "Nima! The car has overturned! The car has overturned! Open the door quickly, I want to get off!"

　　 "Don't be delusional, the car has been locked by the anchor long ago."

　　 "Old cadres, the old cadre activity center, these two words, and two places, have been broken by the anchor again."

　　 "Madan, anchor, how do you think I will face the old cadres, and the old cadre activity center."

　　 "If I tell this story to my grandfather, I might be beaten to death by him. He is at the veteran cadre activity center every day."

　　 "Hahahaha~~ Upstairs, you can try it!"

"Ahem~~This analogy is really apt~www.ltnovel.com~ Damn, this live broadcast room is poisonous, this passage is even more poisonous, I am about to be poisoned to death, anchor, here is another passage, I can rescue it again ."

　　 "Zhi~ I thought it was a spray, but I didn't expect to see that it turned out to be an accomplice, anchor, and another one."

　　 "Yes, yes, yes, one more! Otherwise I won't sleep at all today."

　　...

　　 Ye Tian stabbed Lin Xueer next to him with a smile on his face, and asked, "Will you still listen?"

Lin Xueer's body was startled, her heart suddenly became annoyed, she immediately understood that Ye Tian was deliberate, raised her head to look at Ye Tian, ​​and made a fierce expression: "Woo~~" Ps: Book friends, I It is Luo Qin, recommending a free novel App, supporting novel download, listening to books, zero advertisement, and multiple reading modes. Please pay attention to the WeChat public account: dazhuzaiyuedu (long press for three seconds to copy), book friends, hurry up and pay attention!