Wilderness Lucky God

After dinner, take a nap.

As soon as I fell asleep, I heard someone shouting in a loud voice: "Teacher He, Teacher Huang, the guests are here!"

This voice was not someone else, it was the director of the program group, who was clearly on the side, but deliberately shouted loudly.

Ye Tian felt a strong malice. He hung his right hand beside the bamboo chair, and when he picked up a slipper, he appeared in his hand. He didn't open his eyes and smashed it directly.

"what--"

Immediately after that, I heard the screams of the director of the program group.

The slippers were old enough, and they slapped them directly on the face of the director of the program group. They were not misplaced at all, and they were erected to match the length of the director's face.

Well, it was true that Ye Tian was woken up deliberately, but he couldn't wake up directly, so he deliberately said loudly.

But I never expected that Ye Tian didn't open his eyes at all. He threw a slipper over, and the accuracy was so high. He was planning to run away, but he didn't expect Ye Tian to have such a hand.

Close your eyes, 100% slippers face skills!

A clear slippers, the sole imprinted on the face appeared, red, hot and painful.

So angry, and it hurts!

When I took off the slippers, I took a breath, because when I took them off, there was a sticky feeling.

Is this coincidence or luck, or is it on purpose.

The director would rather believe that this is the second one.

"Hahaha..."

"Hahahaha..."

Huang Lei He Ling couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.

Let you die, I don’t know if this is a monster!

The director of the program group smiled wryly on his face, then turned his head and glared at the smiling staff behind him. He Ling Huang Lei can't control it, then you people can control it.

It's not because none of these guys dared to go forward and wake Ye Tian, ​​thinking about it and couldn't help but stare at his assistant, it was this guy's bad idea, saying that he would wake up Ye Tian loudly.

The assistant director of the program group was full of black lines. He was only responsible for coming up with an idea, and he came up with a good idea. This is not bad. You did not implement it well. Not only did he not get praised, he was remembered by his boss instead.

May be worn in small shoes in the future! He was so flustered!

He felt bitter, but the baby did not say.

And at this moment.

I could only hear Dahua's voice outside the mushroom house: "There is a chicken! Is it the chicken called by the show crew? And it's a premium chicken!"

Ye Tian, ​​who had closed his eyes and lay like a salted fish, suddenly opened his eyes.

The show team called a chicken? !

Still a premium chicken!

Is it so exciting? !

Now recording a program, the scale is so big, young senior chickens are called home!

Thinking about this, he got up directly from the chair, put on his slippers and walked out.

He Ling and Huang Lei were taken aback by Ye Tian who suddenly stood up.

Why did you react so much suddenly? !

Conscience found? Take the initiative to pick up the guests?

The director of the program group is also dumbfounded.

what's the situation?

What caused Ye Tian's high attention suddenly!

They would never believe that Ye Tian's own conscience suddenly found out and took the initiative to forgive him.

Faintly feel the high energy ahead, fasten the seat belt.

Ye Tian opened the courtyard door and looked out curiously.

He asked curiously at the same time: "Where is the chicken, how about the premium chicken? Let me see how the quality is?!"

I saw Dahua saying to Pengpeng: "Pengpeng, this chicken looks really advanced!"

Pengpeng nodded: "Well, it is indeed very advanced and beautiful!"

Ye Tian looked down, his face suddenly darkened, the chicken is indeed very beautiful, quite advanced, and indeed a chicken.

I saw that Dahua held two cages in his hand, and each cage contained a chicken. The chicken is very beautiful and meaty, and looks very advanced.

Your sister!

Can you not say such misleading words at noon.

Dahua, who heard Ye Tian’s question, immediately raised the two cages in his hands happily and said braggingly: "Brother Ye Tian, ​​what do you think this chicken looks like? Is it very advanced and beautiful?!"

Then he saw Ye Tian said with a serious face and earnestly said: "Dahua, this is a serious and serious variety show. In the future, if you don’t have a driver’s license, you must not drive at will. Don’t say something that will misunderstand others. Don’t you know if you don’t have quality? You can easily get killed, don’t you?"

"what?--?"

Dahua looked dumbfounded.

What did he just say? Is there anything wrong with what he said? There seems to be nothing wrong!

This is indeed a serious and serious variety show, he didn't drive! He is talking about advanced chicken now!

"puff--"

"Cough cough cough cough--"

He Ling and Huang Lei who followed were almost choked to death by Ye Tian's words.

As experienced drivers who have been driving for more than ten years or even decades, they certainly know the hidden meaning of what Ye Tian said.

They also finally understood why Ye Tian just got up and walked outside the house, so excited, and asked those words.

The director of the program group following everyone was almost choked to death by Ye Tian's words. Damn, he also understood, his face was terribly dark.

What do you think of the program group?

Would they really call that kind of chicken?

They are a serious and serious show, very serious.

"Ye Tian, ​​we are a serious show!" He Ling said grimly.

"Well, so I'm teaching him not to say anything that makes people misunderstood, so what should I do if it leads the audience to want to be crooked? This is not responsible for the program team, but not for the audience, so I made it clear. , Ours is a serious and serious variety show." Ye Tian said plausibly.

Huang Lei on the side rolled his eyes when he heard it. This guy is too shameless. He clearly misunderstood. He insisted on educating others and said so plausibly, as if he was doing the show with his own heart.

But thinking about what Dahua said before, it is indeed quite misleading.

The chicken called by the show team, and it's still a premium chicken? !

Cough cough cough...

Huang Lei quickly straightened his thinking, because he felt that he was going to be skewed soon.

Dahua continued to be stunned. The face of Pengpeng on the side had already turned red. Although he is a new driver, he still understands these things. Some things are still very rich in theoretical knowledge.

He Ling couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard Ye Tian's words. This guy can really say that black can be said to be white, and it is plausible. He really doesn't blush at all, and his face is too thick.

In the live broadcast room of the program group~www.ltnovel.com~ Dirt Dirt——Driving again! "

"The anchor is driving again! Teacher He understands in seconds!"

"Quick! Quick! Get in the car! It's too late to explain!"

"The chicken called by the program group is still a high-level chicken. It laughs me to death!"

"The anchor is very knowledgeable! When I heard that a chicken had such a big reaction, has it been called a chicken before?! [evil laugh]"

"23333... I was shocked, I thought that the scale of variety shows now is so big, they are all righteous."

"Poor Dahua Rhubarb, in front of a few teachers is a little cute and shivering! Even Pengpeng knows more than him."

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