Witch for All 1994

I want to be loved by her.

If only she could smile lovingly at me, I would dive into the lava and get Rupert's heart for her.

…

Chen Ligu silently recited the works of the Witch Poet in her heart, with one hand in her pocket, and the other hand wrapped in a black leather glove holding a cane, looking at Jiang Han who was cheering for the bustling scene.

Jiang Han is particularly cute today.

The huge cat ears have neat and soft cat hair, and they show an almost glittering color in the sunlight.

This cat girl always seems to have endless things to say and an endless smile.

She was chatting with a witch.

Chen Ligu looked at the shop with the sign "Buy arms, buy old tanks, sell cursed items at 20% off" and saw the proprietress in the shop.

A witch with streamlined muscles that can be described as strong.

She held a pipe in her mouth and crossed her arms. Her height of over 1.8 meters and her taciturn temperament gave her a hard-core style.

The dark green cold-weather jacket beneath her was durable but not sexy at all.

Wearing the standard witch hunting uniform, a military uniform with a fur coat, a vest and an anti-impact inner shirt, and long overalls. Paired with a big hat with a big brim, the iron-blooded temperament is undoubtedly revealed.

A veteran.

It is very likely that he has participated in hundreds of wars waged by witches, and has spent most of his life (which is considered adolescence for witches) on the battlefield.

Chen Ligu could smell this smell, the smell of people on the battlefield.

Even if such a witch only has a thousand magic powers, she is still a very dangerous opponent.

but……

Chen Ligu noticed that the veteran's stern expression was full of helplessness.

The cute cat Miss Mao Han is using ‘Show the cat! ’ expression, a pair of cute little paws stroking the gunpowder weapons placed in the store, and asked at the same time:

"What shopping advice do you have for buying a gift for the mother of a close friend?"

"..."

The veteran witch took a puff from her pipe and blew out the smoke, looking like she didn't know how to answer.

"...Ah! I was too presumptuous!"

Jiang Han realized it later.

Chen Ligu, who was watching, thought to herself, 'You just know this is presumptuous? ’ When others open their doors to do business, they naturally have to sell off the things they get and the trophies obtained on the battlefield. The target group must be witches who are also veterans and old adventurers.

As soon as the door opened, a cute and cute cat witch rushed in meowing, grabbed the rifle and asked, "How about I use this for playing house?" Although it didn't mean that, it was just that.

...It's quite cute though.

Chen Ligu thought leisurely.

"I actually didn't ask the shop owner your name first. My name is Jiang Han, Jiang Han from Wutai Lake. What about you?"

Chen Ligu looked over stiffly.

The veteran sisters probably didn't expect this. They couldn't say a word for a long time. After two or three seconds, they said softly: "Lin Xingye."

"Ah, what a nice name! Does it refer to the name of Xingye? It seems that your mother, handsome sister, has great expectations for you?"

"...Not really, but it does mean something like that."

"Haha, looking at the way you are running the store now, you must have made a lot of money on the battlefield, right? Is this a disguised realization of mother's dream?"

"..."

Looking at Jiang Han and the veteran shopkeeper who were chatting happily.

Chen Ligu realized something was wrong.

The cat around me, Mao Han, is a breed that thinks he is not good at socializing, but is actually very good at socializing.

It seems like wherever this guy goes he attracts people with stories to tell.

"...Oh? There is actually a witch on the battlefield who is willing to provide witch card exchange services, and even the natives of the conquered areas will boldly come to participate?"

Jiang Han heard a lot of interesting things from Lin Xingye, one of which was the witch card.

It seems that the Witch Cards brought out by the Cat Lanterns are used as hard currency in various planes.

There are even some witches who launch private wars just to recover some precious out-of-print witch cards that were taken away by the cat lanterns.

According to Lin Xingye’s serious description.

Organizations such as the United Federation of Universe and the Council of Justice and Order have huge warehouses to store Witch Cards. When necessary, they can even replace Witch Gold to travel in the vast alien world controlled by Witches. It can even...occasionally be more useful than Witch Gold. .

In the distant Orric capital of Gear Steam, the mechanical life collects witch cards and occasionally holds debates to discuss the witch's life form.

In the kingdom of false gods, the Witch Card is not a contraband, and is even an important product and collectible.

This can be regarded as the Witch's greatest cultural export to the outside world.

The world is very tolerant, and whatever is born will be accommodated... This sentence appeared in Jiang Han's mind.

Witches are great, but from their birth to the present, their existence will inevitably be curious. Curious people will naturally explore it, and if they explore it, they will naturally spread the culture. This is the so-called [civilized society], although for the interstellar world, civilization is just It exists in some places, and ninety-nine percent of the places are barbaric, but that doesn't mean it's uncivilized.

Just like the civilization on the wasteland planet, it is also considered a civilization, for the same reason.

"The Witch card has even developed a lot of interesting things. For example, a race of fishmen tried to explain why the [Inventor of the Vacuum Cleaner] (which has similar effects to Angelica and a much lower cost) is different from the simple and crude How to use it) This card will be stronger than many great witches. They think that the inventor of the vacuum cleaner is definitely a great witch and may have defeated Anjie head-on in the Battle of the Sea of ​​Clouds... Poof!"

The veteran witch laughed.

The inventor of the vacuum cleaner was just a witch with about 570 magic powers. Later, she also invented a convenient cat-cleaning machine (the lazy Meow can stay in it for a day!), which is the object of gratitude to Meows.

"It's a really great guess. It's off the mark, but I've heard that when Anjie visits Hades every year, she brings him the latest automatic sweeping machine."

That woman's love for vacuum cleaners comes from the bottom of her heart...

The story of the inventor of the vacuum cleaner is also the story of another outrageous man.

In a sense, those fish-men races were right.

Only in terms of outrageousness, the inventor of the vacuum cleaner is almost unique. In that different world where there used to be a 'Demon King and a Heroic Witch', she once cleaned the house peacefully under the collision of two witches with twenty to thirty thousand magic powers, and ushered in the powerful witch who was the mediator at that time. Notice.

More outrageous things happened after that.

In short, he is a guy who can't be overstated as a 'protagonist'. He has done more than just [crushing the legend with a witch's body with 500 magic power] and [fighting one against three in the witch council, it's so easy! ] and [Suing Ovelia for losing the meow of Hades! ] and [Suing Irene for embezzling Hades money]...

All in all, he is an awesome character!

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Meow! If possible, I will write an extra story about this vacuum cleaner master in the future. Meow! Outrageous meow!