Witch for All 1994

The witch's cemetery is much more interesting than imagined. It is not full of the seriousness of 'death', but is full of the witches' funny views on death. Jiuxianling Cemetery was probably established during the Republic of China, which was also the time when large-scale Chinese witches brought back the customs of Western witches.

They are Westernized, funny, romantic, and knowledgeable.

On a certain tombstone, the epitaph reads:

"When seeking marriage, any witch from the necromancy school please do as you please"

There is also a tombstone with mushrooms and a funny way of death written on it, but at the end it says:

"...I hope the way I die can make you smile."

In addition, there are also serious ones, such as:

"Our cause will surely win."

The optimistic attitude towards death is ubiquitous. After all, several witches conquer death every year, and some quietly get up after being conquered by death... This kind of situation is not common among ordinary witches, but it has become common among great witches. It is not an easy matter to confirm that a great witch is completely dead.

Maybe one day in the future, Jiang Han will be able to exist in this world regardless of death.

After walking around for two times, Jiang Han could understand why the witch held a barbecue party in the cemetery.

The cemetery is really rich in materials...the soil is soaked in the magic power decomposed by the witch's corpse. Extraordinary plants obtain a good growing environment here, and the ubiquitous magic power will maintain the spirituality of the items. It is an extremely good place for storing and producing magic items.

If there is a need, a witch will naturally come to your door for business.

Gradually, the cemetery, which is naturally an excellent warehouse for magic items, became a common trading market, and also spawned hot pot, barbecue, kebabs and other fast food...

If you are asking whether this will affect your appetite, the answer is naturally no.

Most witches have had the experience of scratching noodles in the morgue - Jiang Han knew that she had had this experience when she looked at her notes. She scratched noodles in the morgue, and the note also said that it was braised beef noodles.

Alas, I don’t know what I am like in another world. I don’t know if Jiang Han, the witch in this world, has replaced me. Will she be able to use electrical appliances skillfully? Will she get used to a normal life without her magic power? Or is it that both me and the me she played in the other world have disappeared?

Jiang Han sighed secretly. He was used to taking notes in his previous life. If the original owner of the witch's body traveled through time, he should be able to get some useful information from the notes - I just hope that she will be like me and don't care about her being a virgin. I'm a virgin...

No, no, no, how should I put it... Maybe it was 1994 when she traveled through time, so I was just an 18-year-old virgin, so I wouldn't be too embarrassed.

While she was thinking, Cen Jing and Li Li were chatting:

Cen Jing said: "Miss Li Li, have you considered your future job?"

Li Li replied: "Of course I have considered it."

The fox witch's eyes were shining: "I want to hunt dragons, observe their habits, and continue our family's research on dragons."

Li Li wants to inherit her family's business, but she is indeed a witch who is very interested in dragons... Jiang Han nodded secretly. Since the knowledge in this world is so expensive, it is obviously the best way to continue learning based on the knowledge already at home. Good choice - if you want to change careers, you need to accumulate a lot of money.

Moreover, it must be quite a blessing to be able to turn your hobbies into a career. Jiang Han is very envious, envious of people who can have their own goals.

Others have things they want to do, and there are things the other person wants to accomplish in this world.

What about yourself?

What do you want to do?

Jiang Han followed silently, listening to the witch and the witch talk about their ideals.

She has worked very hard to integrate into this world, and she has worked very hard to become a witch, but this effort cannot solve the fundamental sense of alienation, the witch's madness, the witch's world, and the witch's freedom. No matter how hard she tried, there was a slight barrier between her and the world.

Sister Jiang Zhenling still has a vicious tongue.

Mother Ye Keshu is still herself.

Father...Mother No. 2 Jiang Xuan...

She laughed when she thought of the term 'Mother No. 2'.

It has to be said that the world of witches has their unique weird sense of humor, which can always make people laugh when they are feeling down.

With this burst of joy, the mood changed from pessimism to optimism, and courage was rekindled from the loneliness of being in a foreign land.

Jiang Han remembered what happened when she transferred to a new school in a new city in her previous life. At that time, she had the feeling of being in a foreign land and having to go home every week and smile at her mother who cared about her. It is true that this world has family members who care about them, but what about the other world? What about your original world?

The human heart is unfair!

The same love, the same family, and the same feelings for classmates have completely different weights in their hearts.

Her father has affection for her, and her mother also has affection for her, but Jiang Han knows that the weight of her mother in her heart is much heavier than that of the rest of her family. This is unfair, but a very human emotion. If she had to choose between the family relationship here and the family relationship there, she wouldn't even hesitate for too long before choosing the original world.

But take courage.

Have the courage to face the pain. The pain that cannot kill a person will only make people stronger.

Jiang Han knew that just like making new friends in a new school, Jiang Han would muster the courage to start over in the new world and adapt to the world of witches again.

She quietly patted her face, determined to cheer up and face this new world that made her feel alienated.

The cemetery still made her feel a little uncomfortable, but she tried to think about it with the mind of a witch:

Maybe the witches have thought about their epitaphs years in advance, waiting for that day to come, and then write all kinds of witty epitaphs...

All right! Let me first think of a great epitaph for myself!

She set herself the first small goal.

After walking around the cemetery again, Cen Jing bought some small gifts for the two of them.

What was given to Li Li was a mushroom that according to Cen Jing, as long as the dragon eats it, it will be paralyzed for a few seconds.

What was given to Jiang Han was a wormwood mushroom in a pure black glass bottle. It was said to be an auxiliary material for the magical potion of dispelling magic.

Although they are not very precious, they can still make people feel the enthusiasm and carefulness of the witch Cen Jing.

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After finishing today's course, Jiang Han returned home. He hugged the book leisurely and read for a while, thinking to himself: "The substitute teacher is worthy of being a substitute teacher. He led us to fish for another day. Oh, Jiang Han, Jiang Han, You are determined to start over, but you are still fishing. You cannot continue like this tomorrow..."

But after a few seconds, she deleted the thought from her mind.

If you follow this format, it will generally not be successful and will just become part of the joke!

So she sat up, took out the Witch's House business card from her notebook, and fell into deep thought...