Wolf Warrior’s strongest brain

“Buy a popsicle and ask how many lines the train station will take, and break the money by the way.” Chen Tao made up his mind and walked on his long legs to a small supermarket on the side of the road.

Spent 1 buck on a popsicle.

Chen Tao asked while unpacking: “Big sister inquire, how many lines can I get to Jiangbei West Station?”

The eldest sister who watched the store was watching the “Ode to Joy” that was being replayed on TV while sipping melon seeds, and just performed Qu Xiaoxiao soaked Dr. Zhao in her hand, and the eldest sister’s eyes were starry, and it was estimated that she was already immersed in the charm of His Royal Highness King Jing.

I don’t know if it’s a hand-to-hand or a finger. The eldest sister was very confident and pointed out the door: “There is a station on that street, take Line 6, get off at Jiangbei West Station.”

“Thanks, big sister.”

“You’re welcome.”

Chen Tao ate the chocolate crispy popsicle in two bites, and then threw the bare popsicle stick into the trash accurately, and the red armband aunt who was ambushed on the side watched Chen Tao walk across the crosswalk with resentment.

Standing at the 6th line station, Chen Tao remembered something.

For 9 yuan, even if it is a station ticket, you can’t go 100 kilometers.

Can’t help but greet Long Xiaoyun’s ancestor eighteen generations in his heart, Chen Tao lowered his head and sighed, and then walked towards the isolation island across the road.

Before taking two steps, an orange Infiniti that was obviously accelerating to grab a red light went straight to Chen Tao and crashed over.

Between electric flint.

At the moment of lightning.

Chen Tao looked at Infiniti who was getting closer and closer, and there was only one thought in his mind: “The money is coming…”

Less than 2 seconds later, the orange Infiniti stopped less than 5 centimeters away from Chen Tao.

I have to say that the braking of a good car is a cowfork!

The driver of the car shook down the glass and cursed at Chen Tao with an angry face: “You TM looking for death, right?” Do you want to touch porcelain? Grass! Quite a big man doesn’t go looking for a job to touch porcelain on the road, thanks to my good car skills, otherwise this 120 will be out of the car… Hey, talk to you! ”

Chen Tao suddenly smiled, and he spread his hand.

The driver was stunned: “What for?” Do you dare to ask for wow? ”

“Huh…” Chen Tao smiled, walked to the cab of Infiniti, reached out and opened the door.

The driver panicked: “Oh, what are you doing?” I called the police! ”

Infiniti’s chassis is not low, but after all, it is an SUV, much higher than ordinary cars, and the driver is only more than ten centimeters lower than Chen Tao standing outside in the cab.

Chen Tao leaned on the upper frame of the car door and said with a smile: “I originally thought that you were driving fast to grab the red light, but I didn’t expect you to drive fast because you stole the car?”

“What do you say? Neuropathy, this is my car! After saying that, the driver drove to the closed door, and then Chen Tao just opened the door, and the driver took out a green mobile phone case in a hurry, and said to Chen Tao: “You hurry up and let go, otherwise I will really call the police!”

“Report it, and see who the police are arresting.”

The driver also ignored Chen Tao and directly stepped on the accelerator.

If dealing with ordinary people, the driver’s trick may be very useful, because most people will let go in this situation, but he encountered Chen Tao.

A special forces member on leave.

“If you don’t see the coffin, you won’t cry.”

Chen Tao shook his head, and then waved his fist at the driver.

。。。。。。

A few minutes later.

Chen Tao opened the Infiniti statue.

The driver’s nose was blue and his face was swollen, and while enduring the pain on his face, he watched Chen Tao stop as if he was doing a roller coaster.

“Big brother, don’t you know how to drive?”

“Nonsense!” Chen Tao glared: “What am I driving?”

The car thief looked at Chen Tao with a look of horror, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: “Bumper car!”