Working Prophet
Chapter 414 Are you the roundworm in my stomach?
Lu Weijia, as the up owner of Station B, is also a charlatan, so his receptive ability is relatively strong.
Of course, the more important thing was that he looked around and found that there were so many people present that he seemed to be unable to defeat any of them, so he gave up the idea of doing any more tricks.
He decided to do what the half-orc in front of him, who was suspected of being Niu Xiangui, said, but the next words of the other party made Lu Weijia stunned again.
"Take off... take off your clothes, are you all off?"
"Yes, take them all off." Niu Xiangui nodded, with a serious look on his face, "This will purify you more thoroughly."
The time traveler cannot be seen clearly alone.
Otherwise, if this matter spreads out in the future, he will probably become a laughing stock among the time travellers.
Even after his death, he will still be mentioned over and over again, becoming a favorite joke among old and new time travellers.
In order to prevent such a tragedy from happening, Niu Xiangui had to drag another person into the water no matter what.
However, because of the existence of the scoring mechanism, Niu Xiangui is not easy to fool others even for the sake of the kingdom of God.
As for Lu Weijia, Niu Xiangui has known him for a while. He knows that this kid is not so narrow-minded and can make jokes. Although it is not good to kill him, there is no other way at the moment. For the sake of his lifelong reputation, Niu Xiangui also I can only bear the pain of sacrificing my friends.
As a normal person, Lu Weijia obviously had a lot of concerns about being sincere in front of so many people, and his face was cloudy and uncertain.
But the same problem as before, Lu Weijia first arrived in a strange place, and was surrounded by layers of people, and now there is no room for maneuver.
In the end, I took it off obediently.
He even stood there for a while, and asked Niu Xiangui with a dark face, "What else should I do?"
"No, hurry up and put it in the barrel." Niu Xiangui said with a smile, "I cooked a pike in the canteen, and there is half a barrel of mead. You and I can have a good chat tonight."
Lu Weijia didn't say anything after hearing the words, and simply climbed into the bucket, and then Li Yu held his head down.
"Hold your breath."
Lu Weijia held his breath, and with the gentle push above his head, his whole body immediately sank into the water.
However, the lung capacity of his new body is obviously not as good as that of Niu Xiangui who was reincarnated as a half-orc.
After Li Yu finished reading that prayer, Lu Weijia choked on the water when he came out and coughed several times. Niu Xiangui at the side immediately handed him a towel thoughtfully and patted his back at the same time.
"Thank you." Lu Weijia was very grateful, took the towel and roughly wiped his body, and got dressed.
Then he was surrounded by excited believers of Shuangxiu Sect.
Lu Weijia's first reaction was to be wary, but then Niu Xiangui's voice sounded from his ears again, just like the notification sound heard when playing games, it came at the perfect time.
"Don't be afraid, they are all from our own people. It doesn't matter if you don't understand what they say, just remember to nod and smile more, and Dobby Six will do."
Lu Weijia knows how to nod more and smile more, the basic way to talk to foreigners.
But Dobi Liu... Lu Weijia was still hesitating, when he saw a group of people lift him up from the ground compared to Liu.
Lu Weijia's heart tightened, and he didn't dare to hesitate any longer, so he quickly made a six.
And fearing that one hand was not enough, he also stretched out the other hand. After making this gesture, he could feel that the people around him became more excited.
Lift him high and pass him among the crowd.
As a professional up owner, Lu Weijia's first reaction was that this stuff seemed pretty good to use as ghost material, but it was a pity that he estimated that he would never have the chance to send it out.
After seeing Li Yu in a black suit, Lu Weijia realized a lot of things.
He probably really crossed over this time.
That contract that looked a bit funny and revealed every corner of it was actually not a joke, it just came into effect!
This is probably the most bizarre thing that Lu Weijia has encountered in this life, no, in these two lives combined.
After a brief shock, Lu Weijia also felt a surge of ecstasy in her heart.
Damn it, this is the beginning of a proper male protagonist in an anime novel!
And looking at the reactions of the people around him, it was obvious that they regarded him as the legendary savior. Even though he had done nothing, these aborigines worshiped him so much.
Isn't this the scene where the tiger's body is shaken and the younger brother falls down and worships?
What I got here was a cool script. Just when Lu Weijia was feeling a little carried away, the previous voice sounded again.
"Xiao Lu, please wake up. What they worship is not you, but our Lord Saturday, um... and Saturday's spokesperson in the world, Prophet Merlin."
Niu Xiangui looked at Lu Weijia with a smile and continued to share his own experience with the latter.
"The original owner of your body was hanged just this morning. These people have all seen it with their own eyes. Now they will be excited to see the body come back to life and come back to life.
"But actually this is not the first time this has happened. I have performed once before you, and the atmosphere at that time was even more enthusiastic than it is now."
"This is not a happy comedian, why should we compare to the live atmosphere?"
Because the people around him were too noisy, Lu Weijia had to shout at the top of his lungs.
"My main point is not to get carried away by what you see in front of you. We still have work to do after that."
After being reminded by Niu Xiangui, Lu Weijia finally calmed down a little.
He remembered the contract signed before his death again.
According to the provisions of the contract, Shuangxiujiao will provide him with a new body and corresponding reincarnation services.
In return, after completing three months of training, he will also work as a teacher on weekends, and the contract period is for life.
Moreover, Lu Weijia also remembered the consequences of violating the contract at this time, the most serious of which was to recover the ownership and use rights of the new body.
Lu Weijia didn't feel much about this when he signed the contract. After all, everyone else would be dead by then, and all the restrictions after death seemed like a joke.
But now Lu Weijia couldn't laugh at all, and couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the terrible consequences.
"Don't worry, the working environment here is still...well, although it's a bit rough, everyone is easy to get along with. The most important thing is that the work pace is not as fast as before, and weekends are mandatory. This kind of treatment, tsk tsk."
Niu Xiangui was very considerate and immediately comforted him.
"Are you the roundworm in my stomach? Why do you know everything I think?" Lu Weijia finally couldn't help but asked the doubts in his heart.
"No, I'm just an insignificant novice receptionist." Niu Xiangui kept smiling and worked hard to improve service quality.
Although that smile was a bit ferocious in Lu Weijia's eyes, there was nothing he could do about it, because the original owner of Niu Xiangui's body was too cruel.
In fact, Niu Xiangui's image is not suitable for being an usher, but more suitable for being an executioner.
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