Worlds Strongest Sword Maniac

After resting from the previous battle Hunhou was ready to interrogate and even smooch smooch the Deerwoman ;3

*Bro lets see why she was chased down and then we can race to get this beauty's heart later*Lurien's voice was serious and gallant at the same time making him look like a responsible yet trash young master from cliche xianxian stories with a sarcastic undertone

"yeah yeah whatever u say gigolo, do you even know how old she is ?"Hunhou asked with a smug smile under nonchalant voice

"And will we even be able to bring her outside ? just as you know this is my soul realm."He was saying it as a matter of fact.

*Woah Woah bro... this isn't your soul realm*said Lurien while staring at Hunhou very seriously.

"What do you mean ?" He was getting anxious from his friends stare.

*i mean what i said, this is not your soul realm this is THE SOUL REALM.*Said Lurien with a dark undertone.

*Many don't know this mostly 10% of you world population might know because there is rarely any sentient avatar out there like me but there is, and this is a secret only those 10% know and probably their relative. that The Soul Realm is another world entirely. you people just open it so people can get their avatars from here. their fated ones*the last few words had a gayish undertone to it but Hunhou just brushed it off and started thinking.

"How do we leave from the soul realm? and can we return if we leave now ?"he was considering his plans

*Bro i don't advise you stay here too long because you might lose your life. in the other life losing it here as well then.*Lurien was getting serious all of a sudden

"How do you know these stuff anyways ? and how much time do i have left? an-"

*Shutup i cant answer fifty questions at the same time!!* He was getting hysterical because neither he knew how he knows these stuff.

*I'm sorry... i don't know myself bro i just have this info in my head from the beginning you touched me and started sleeping on me like a bed T^T i feels so defiled ughh~~.*His friends started acting and holding himself like those cliche tsundere girls who got touched once and claim to be raped out of nowhere.

"WHAT !!! YOU ENTERED MY ASSHOLE U BASTARD AND URGHHHH" He got so angry at his friends antics.

*Hahaha it was an accident haha* His friend laughed him in the face making him grump until.

"Groan~~. i want to sleep a little bit more big broo~~"it seems their little slav-cough i mean the girl woke up and started halfsleep talking

They both stood up and Hunhou told Lurien to morph himself into a mask and hide his other parts into his soul.

"How do i look ?" asked hunhou with the mask on *smooch mamma mia you are such a scary beast you could scare away even your mother-in-law's daughter.*

His friend morphed into one of those chinese masks which have teeth coming out of their mouth directly to scare the girl.

"She looks younger i think she is a girl and not a woman haha." *yeah agreed* after observing the "Woman" longer they noticed it was more of a teenage girl than a woman.

"Well lets wait for her to wake up then ask her out whichever she likes most will win and the other has no say after she chose how bout it ?" Hunhou was smugly challenging his friend.

*Wait that no fair i'm a goddamn mask right now !!* His friend wanted to cheat him so Lurien took his real body up but still held a mask up for himself up too which looked friendlier.

"Humph why do you get such a magnificent mask over me!!? you wanna steal her from me heeeh~"

Hunhou had a grinning face after taking of the mask hitting his friend over the shoulder and they both started laughing like idiots even tho it was pretty late darkness creeps over the edges of the trees more and more.

"So i might die if i stay here too long eh?"Hunhou's seriousness came back after joking with his bud.

*Definitely, we don't have a lot of time 2 more days and we gotta get out of this world.*His voice was solemn.

"Okay then here's what we are going to do we are going to interrogate this girl on why she was chased and if we can help we will if we cant we will leave."He stated his next objectives about the new trouble on their head

*yeah i agree our lives are more important than a sexy- cough strangers life* Hunhou noticed his friends eyes and words werent matching this serious kind of talk so he sighed awkwardly and hit his friends shoulder a second time that day.

*Why did you hit me again Haaaaahh~~?* Lurien started asking in a defensive and butthurt tone while Hunhou just put his hands up in defeat and a genuine smile appeared on his face and started laughing (i wonder when these fun times will end.)

After a few more minutes the girl woke up seeing two strangers with masks on {MC put the mask back on ofc} freaked her out.

"W-w-who are you people!!? what do you want from me?" she was scared that two men where starign at her in silence and in darkness.

"Woah woah pretty lady we have come with peace no need to get scared, innstead look around you." she looked around herself and saw around 4 dead bodies all out cold for probably 30 minutes.

*Yeah as you assumed it was I THE GREAT SALAZAR WHO SAVE-*as Lurien wanted to continue his play he was shoved asside by Hunhou "Dont mind him he has some issues" and procceded to lean next to a tree to look cool but was instead pushed by his friend and fell next to his intended location.

"Pfff hahaha" The girl started laughing at these two's antics, indeed how Hunhou Tried to grab the tree and almost fall was pretty comical. the girls smile and laugh all charmed both boyswhich led to Him letting go of the tree and falling down and Lurien hurriedly going to help him up looking even more hilarious.

Scraping his hair from some leaves which got stuck on it from the ground Hunhou looked better than ever.

"so why did you get chased by those two Deermen ?"Asked hunhou in all seriousness making the girl frown.

"Deermen ? ohh nono we are not Deermen we are Stags. and i was chased out from my tribe after getting raided by these barbarians."

" 0-o... i was calling them Deermen all along." Hunhou want and crouched down near a tree in defeat.

*So how strong are these Stag men ? and where might we find their boss?* it was Lurien's time to ask question which made his bro turn his head and listen more carefully.

"these were just militant soldiers while the generals are 10 times stronger than these two put together and the king is even more frightening. i saw him kill off all our strongest stagmen he was like a true god of war :sniff sob:" Said the girl solemnly and starting to sob.