Worn And Torn Newbie

Worn And Torn Newbie chapter 613
My X School (2)

"Come on, everyone. A person who is not good in law (諸行無 常印), a person who is not self-righteous (諸法無我印), a person who is suitable for Nirvana It was called 一切皆苦. Life is pain and the way to change it is very near."

Pale face, man in black

A woman is standing on the podium and giving a speech.

He was dressed like a religious person, but the man's snake-like eyes, dark dark circles, pale skin like that of a corpse, and a smile hanging from one corner of his mouth were somehow ominous.

Zodiac Bundy Vale.

Under the podium, he vomits his enthusiasm towards the countless people who are looking up at the stage.

"Your fate is yours. How long are you going to act like a machine or a slave within the mold that others have made for you?"

Most of the people listening to the Zodiac were NPCs located in the north, but some players were also among them.

"Now we all have to start and finish our own destiny for ourselves!"

Some of the characters began to nod their heads as if sympathizing with the zodiac's bizarrely heated speech.

"But we do not remember when our destiny first began! Because I didn't come into this world voluntarily! We are not born, we are 'begotten'! In this rough world! How long have you been living a life of swearing, sorrow, and stains stuck to the floor!"

The number of people who nod their heads at those words keeps increasing.

Others groaned or sympathized with excited voices.

Zodiac continued to speak hard.

"We could not choose our destiny, the beginning of our lives, of our own will. If so! At the very least, we have to choose the end and the degree of finishing by ourselves! Here I am, this zodiac is the only one who can help you!"

After speaking, Zodiac's eyes lit up and he looked around at the people around him.

Everyone is waving their hands in excitement.

then.

[gibberish! It's sophistry!]

There was someone pouring cold water into the atmosphere of the auditorium inside the tent.

  NPC Great Sage Alzanius

He was an old man with white hair and a long beard.

A philosopher and great sage from a village in the northern outskirts of the polar region.

Wrapped in a spotless white cloth all over his body, he walked in front of the Zodiac and scolded him fiercely.

[What the hell are you? For those who are faithfully living the present life

Are you suggesting suicide? You evil bastard!]

However, the zodiac that listens to the advice is still full of relaxation.

"Pussusu, you're refuting the NPC topic."

[Life is beautiful and thankful! We are all worthy and deserving of respect! How dare you try to instigate people with such mean sophistry!]

Hearing the words of the great sage, Zodiac frowned openly.

And he said to the great wise man with an annoyed attitude.

"If you liked living like that, would you never commit suicide?"

[Things like that are bad just to think about! How full is this life just by pursuing small and certain happiness every day? !]

no no. it's done So, you really don't commit suicide no matter what happens?

[Of course not!]

Then a sullen smile appeared on both lips of the Zodiac.

"Then let's hear my logic and see where you can survive without committing suicide."

[ ] ?]

While the Great Sage made a bewildered expression on his face, Zodiac turned his head and said.

"Pussy! Look! Here, this great sage and I will show each other's logic from now on. I wonder whose logic you will follow and whose position you will choose!

Zodiac stepped back from the stage and faced the Great Sage.

Before proceeding with the logic, the Great Sage Alzanius raised one hand and took an oath.

[Oath of love of life. I promise to value my life, love and respect myself, and never commit suicide. First, I, Alzanius, will never commit suicide, nor will I ever attempt to harm or attempt suicide. Second, I need adequate rest and sleep for my own health.

I'll take it. Third, I will remove all tools for suicide around me, and I will not rely on drugs such as alcohol or tobacco. Fourth, in order not to commit suicide, if I am offended even in the slightest, I will definitely inform others and provide counseling to resolve concerns and difficulties. this disease... No, the Great Sage Alzanius.]

Alzanius coughed for a moment after taking the oath.

And then there are a lot of people standing in front of the pulpit

shouted loudly to the people.

[Even in a world that seems only painful if we look closely, we are full of little happiness that we are not aware of. Cotton candy and dalgona in spring, watermelon and red bean bingsu in summer, roasted sweet potato and bonito bread in autumn, fish cake soup and hot rice cake in winter And the taste of ramen eaten at dawn, banana milk and cold beer to drink after bathing, chicken and pizza to eat while watching baseball or soccer, ice cream to eat after exercise, and the first time I met you after a long time.

Grilled meat with friends, military dumplings eaten in a closet to write a manuscript... What a small but certain happiness that never betrays! With these things, why the hell do you give up on life!]

Alzanius raised his slightly moistened eyes and looked at everyone with a red face.

[Everyone knows life is hard! I know it's hard, but there's no point in arguing who's harder

Yo! People who want to let go of everything around me have realized the warmth of life and are alive! It was saved with warmth from time to time! If you're on the edge of a cliff and you decide to die, I'll save you all! Don't give up!]

Then, the eyes of the people who hear his speech are also wet with red and moist.

right then

"Pussy. Then this time my

Is it your turn?

The Zodiac walked in front of the Great Sage Alzanius with a happy smile.

Behind him was the sorcerer Kim Jong-un in a black dress and a large floppy hat.

"Come on, here. It's a hot book that just came out of the press."

Kim Jong-un has something for the zodiac

pushed out

It was a book with a bright red cover.

Zodiac took the book and opened it to Alzanius the Great Sage in front of him.

"Come on, look. This is the forbidden suicide theory that can only be persuaded by anyone."

Before long, the cover of the red book is turned over, and the intricately written pictures and letters dig deep into the retina of the great sage Alzanius.

Pararak- Palak-

Pages turn quickly.

Moment

There was a ripple on the expression of the great sage Alzanius, who had previously opposed suicide.

[ This, this!?]

shaking pupils.

All the while, there was no change in expression.

Janius's expression hardened sharply, and then he began to contort severely.

[No, that's ridiculous! This logic!? Hey, how do I do this!? Uh, uh, how could such a thing exist in the world!?]

The great sage Alzanius, unable to take his eyes off the book, staggers backwards.

dump]

He slapped his buttocks on the spot as he had retreated.

Black muddy water splashed on the hem of his cloak, which was white and clean without a single spot, and started to spread slowly and smoothly.

Pararak-

The Zodiac still turns the pages with a smile on his face.

and the last page of the book

moment to be revealed.

[Whoa!]

Alzanius screamed with a white tired expression he had never seen before.

That was his last.

The great sage ripped the tent as it was, ran and threw himself at the huge crevasses crossing the snowy field.

Seeing the great sage who praised the beauty of life so quickly gives up on life like this, other people are also moved.

Both NPCs and players were terrified and at the same time began to admire the Zodiac with a look of reverence for idols.

[The lattice of the house next door is a single-layered lattice, and the lattice of the house in front of our house is a single-layered lattice.]

[The picture I drew is a picture of a ring-necked giraffe, and the picture that you drew is a picture of a giraffe holding a neck.]

[The head of the soy sauce factory is the public chief, and the manager of the soybean paste factory is the chief Jang.]

[Police Office's outer iron grate, iron grate or iron grate, the prosecutor's office double iron grate, iron grate or iron grate? ]

[The cloud picture I drew is a cloud picture drawn by feather clouds, and the cloud picture drawn by you is a cloud picture drawn by feather clouds. ]

[The pods of wild bean pods are peeled bean pods or unopened bean pods? What about unpeeled bean pods and unopened bean pods?

Pods, pods, pods are pods.]

[When I came face to face with this star that no one knew, I turned away because I was afraid of being alone again

[Raise the blue flag, do not raise the white flag, do not raise the white flag, do not lower the confession flag, do not raise the blue flag.

Unknown screams burst out of everyone's mouth.

His voice was filled with joy as if he had already received a god.

In addition, it seems that it is not normal for each of them to have their blurred eyes.

"Ho-ho-ho, even though NPCs are the same, it's a bit surprising that even players are caught."

Of course, behind that was the support of Kim Jong-un, who once mainly used the hypnosis meta.

Then, with a bright smile on his face, Zodiac lifted the red book high and turned the pages.

"Everyone, look at this book! Read the logic inside and do it! It will make you forever!"

Then the audience began to look at the book as if possessed by something.

"Pooh sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! The NPC annihilation plan is in operation!"

Zodiac smiled contentedly with the frenzied scenery in front of him.

Behind him, Mad Dog's Kim Jong-un, Bang Cheol-woo, and Bang Cheol-hae were smiling together with their arms crossed.

then.

" "Do you know what the opposite of suicide is?"

An eerie sound from outside the tent.

Zodiac felt a chilling goose burning down his spine for a moment and turned his head.

A dark shadow is cast over the black veil.

the shadow said.

" The answer is 'let's live'.

Zodiac raised his trembling pupil to face the shadow.

The shadow asked again.

" Then, do you know what the opposite of 'the reward of life' is?

At the same time.

Flutter!

The black veil was rolled back.

And what popped out was an automatic revolving crossbow loaded with countless arrows.

At the same time.

Doo doo doo doo doo !

Hundreds of arrows rain down like bullets, turning the Mad Dog crew behind them into a honeycomb.

The sullen Zodiac began to let out a shriek.

"Ahhhh one! Is it you again?

  Worn out newbie