Worn And Torn Newbie

Worn And Torn Newbie chapter 799
Episode 799: Dark Green Dragon Brachio (4)

-  Baby Onion in the Deep Forest / Ingredients

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A young onion with endless possibilities.

No one knows in what direction it will grow.

-eye sting +1

-? (special)

I held this little onion tightly in my hand.

This is one of the three keys that can defeat the huge enemy in front of you, the Dark Green Brachio.

"This onion can be an angel or a devil depending on what you do.

It can also be."

I spoke in a solemn voice, like a retreat assistant.

Yoonsol and Drake turn their heads in search of something.

"Oh dear. I've been curious about it before, but what are those onions?"

"Isn't it just Japtem?"

But I shook my head.

There is a deep-rooted pseudoscience that I heard as a child."

That is, plants also feel emotions, and growth results are expressed differently accordingly. And it depends on what language you listen to and what words you hear.

"I don't know if that's true or not, and I'm not particularly interested Yes, this item has that unknown

The theory is reflected."

My friends are making faces that they don't know what they're talking about.

Normally, I would have kindly provided an explanation of about one thesis, but unfortunately, one poem is urgent now.

Because Brachio was once again holding the scales like pine cones upright.

"Come on, let's get started."

I lifted the baby onion.

and said a word.

"You are precious. You are so beautiful."

Then, to my surprise, the onion started to react.

Tickle! Tickle - jiggle-

The wrinkles of the onion draw a curve

I could see it moving slightly upwards.

I continued to flatter Onion.

"Wow, how can you be so pretty and lovely? It's a really nice onion. You are truly precious and precious. I am so happy to be able to work with onions like you. happy. Ha, I hope it is the most beautiful vegetable in the world."

Yeah... this onion is the one I picked

This is the first onion I ever loved. And It is an onion that cannot be allowed to me until I die."

I love you To death, to madness, until the whole universe explodes."

"Onion I'm afraid you'll leave... I really love you, but not you. So I'm afraid I'll leave again... I want to die...

"Pishik, golden onion the saddle you made

If it's an ending, what you want is sad

If it's an ending... Even if it hurts, I will accept it... I will wait for you though. Even if I'm alone, I'll love you... I love you golden onion."

"You see?! Here's the golden onion next to me! It's the onion that this person loves! Now it's my pet onion! There are also companion onions like this... Standing water! He's a happy man, isn't he? Ah! Happy!! I'm so happy I'm going crazy!"

"When I see you, it's annoying because it sounds like a baby in a wet diaper is whining

That looks so cute, I'm annoyed... I'm annoyed that such an asshole makes my heart sick...

As we carefully pat the outer skin of the onion along with the compliments on the news of the year '00, changes gradually take place.

Sooo!

I thought that a pink bud would appear above the onion's head, and then a long stem grew.

And the item description of the onion changes.

- Happy Onion in the Deep Forest / Ash

Ryo / A+

Onion grown by seeing only the good and hearing only the good.

Always smiling happily without wrinkle.

- Eye irritation +1

- 'Haste' effect for 5 minutes (Special)

That precious agility increase buff item!

I took a big bite of it.

Wow!

Then I feel my body speed up rapidly.

Brachio tried to crush me with his front paws.

"Even on Mt. !"

My appearance became an afterimage in an instant.

What appeared was Brachio's back!

"Cuckoo! nice... Cuckoo!"

Brachio heard my voice and swung his tail behind his back.

Boo woo woo!

However, the agility stat is rapidly increasing.

Seung-han There is no way I could be hit by such a blind tail attack.

"Even on the mountain behind

Whirick-

Rather, I got on Brachio's tail and went forward again on that track.

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo...

Passing by, in Brachio's ear

Whispering is a bonus.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! bang! Kwagwagwang!

Perhaps because of my omnidirectional surround ASMR, Brachio swung his front foot in all directions.

But I just keep playing around with Brachio's eardrums.

"Candy for your ears."

"Where are you looking, young man I

Behind you!"

"It was just a little dangerous You are the one!"

"Hey, I want to be beaten, but why are you so slow!"

blood damage! No damage!"

I dodged Brachio's front paws, moving much faster than usual.

Seeing this, Drake and Yunsol's expressions widen.

Right! If you say something nice to the onion, it will grow into an item that has a positive effect! But is it okay if I speak English or French?"

"Well, wouldn't it be enough if only the speaker's feelings were conveyed? Good! I need to grow onions too!"

Soon my friends also started to say positive things to Onion.

did.

"You are a really strong and strong onion. The most courageous in the world! This handsome guy!"

"Oh, look at this slick skin. What a sexy onion! Where do you take care of your skin?"

Eventually, Drake and Yunsol's onions also sprout pink buds and grow into wonderful buff items.

- Happy Onion in the Deep Forest / Ash

Ryo / A+

Onion grown by seeing only the good and hearing only the good.

Always smiling happily without wrinkle.

- Eye irritation +1

- 'Strength' effect for 5 minutes (Special)

- Happy Onion in the Deep Forest / Ash

Ryo / A+

Onion grown by seeing only the good and hearing only the good.

Always smiling happily without wrinkle.

- Eye irritation +1

- 'Temptation' effect for 5 minutes (Special)

As an onion that raises strength and attraction .

The buff stat that onions raise is

It is basically random, but the probability increases slightly depending on the content of the compliment. Give him a compliment related to the stat he wants. Besides, it doesn't matter how you write your neck, so if possible, praise the Brachio in front of you. To keep you in a state of anger."

After hearing my advice, Drake and Sol Yun started a praise relay.

"Pretend to be acceptable to the lizard theme and praise it~"

"I'm not a beggar, and I praise you for stealing the world tree sap.

It's just that he stopped stealing, but I praise him for his angry personality.

"Praise the vegan theme for trying to eat us up.

Praise it for being a shame of the green dragon clan

Praise the slow attack ...

I'm praising you for how you hit it and the low accuracy.

"Praise for not having good intelligence."

It's not from the top... It's from the bottom... It's not from the left, but I praise you for being good at greetings~

"At the same time, praise me for my stupidity that I can't even notice even if I hit my left cheek~"

And in general, onions show a positive image that changes to suit the praise.

Various effects such as strength, stamina, agility, charm, evasion, critical hit, aggro, elemental resistance, physical attack power, magic attack power, physical defense, magic defense, diet, energy, student's performance, absolute pitch, etc. Special options were blooming.

The satisfaction of Sol Yun and Drake was considerable.

Wow! Oh dear! This item is very good! Buffs can be stacked!"

Japtem like this would have a huge effect. Oh! Cancel! Cancel! The word Japtem means Cancel! You are a great Hidden Peace!

The stats that had fallen due to Green Hell's vegetarian debuff were gradually being restored due to the 'Happy Onion'.

Yoon Sol and I, Koreans who are accustomed to forced praise with praise relay, praise bell, praise let's praise, and today's class praise king, have agility stats that slightly exceed the original stats.

Boo-woong- Boo-woong- Boo-woong-

Drake, Yunsol, and I circled around him to disperse Brachio's attack.

Hahahahahahaha! Praise! All three

Congrats!"

"Ganggangsuwollae! Ganggangsuwollae! Praise the traditions of the Korean people!"

"One Tutu, One Tutu, One Three One Two Three, Praise Giroud Park, Tango, and Sports Dance that you can learn for free at each district civic center!"

Brachio's neck can't be fixed on either side and keeps spinning around.

De saw that ridiculous appearance

Lake laughed.

Hahaha! Wow! I'll catch this soon!

no. This is a temporary measure."

But I cut him off and denied him.

Now, this is literally just a temporary phenomenon.

When we, who were too slow, suddenly speeded up, we couldn't hit the RBI properly.

An example of the opposite is the knuckleball in baseball.

In the major leagues, where most pitchers threaten batters with a fast speed of 150-160, the extremely slow knuckleball makes the tempo of the batter collapse with its slowness alone.

if so 广

"Yeah, in a little while, the guy who has adapted to our speed will start a counterattack. The basics of Brachio

Because the um is much higher than ours."

this Then if you eat more onions...

That's unreasonable. We'll go after his stats and die first because our stomach is full of onions.

That then

When Drake heard the news that this funny tag was going to end in tragedy, Drake's face was gloomy.

Yoon Sol also looked at me with a bewildered expression.

However!

That's not all the real charm of this onion.

Yoonsol and Drake's eyes widened at my words.

"No, this alone is huge enough What else do you have?"

"It seems that only one hidden trait is revealed. Are there any other functions besides buffs?"

To the questions of my friends, I answered them with a smile.

I have another baby onion in my hand.

I said.

"I told you. Praise has a positive effect on plants."

It did.

"Then what about criticism?"

"I"

One exclamation mark appeared above Yunsol and Drake's heads as they heard my words.

Yes.

If a plant hears praise

If you grow up positively, what if you hear criticism on the contrary?

I picked up a baby onion and whispered to him.

"X X fuck XXX."