Wow! I'm Gay!

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"Hey, Hunt! Why don't you go and welcome the new neighbors? I baked cookies for them," Hunter's mom shouted from the bottom of the stairs. Hunter mentally groaned and dragged himself down the stairs.

"Why do I have to do it? Why can't you?" Hunter inquired, yawning. Being a teenager he and sneaked out and got less than an hour of sleep.

"I asked you because they have a son around your age," his mom said with a raise of an eyebrow. Hunter looked at his mom with tired eyes.

"How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not gay?!" Hunter asked grabbing a tin of cookies from his mother.

"Infinity plus one. Now get out there and give them the cookies!" His mom said rushing out of the room. Hunter huffed trudging out the front door. His hissed as the sunlight hit his eyes.

"God, stupid mom! Stupid neighbors! Stupid me!" Hunter exclaimed. And since he wasn't looking where he was looking he walked right into the neighbor.

"God-fucking-dammit!" Hunter yelled quickly reaching out for the tin of cookies. "Shit- sorry."

"Chill dude. It's all good," the person said. "My name's Zane."

"Goddamn you, Mother!" Hunter yelled running back towards the house. He suddenly stopped at looked back at Zane. Fuck this and fuck it, Hunter thought.

"Dude, I never got your name," Zane said when Hunter was within earshot again.

"The name's Hunter. And I forgot your cookies," Hunter shoved the tin into Zane's hands. "And this." Hunter leaned up and gave Zane a chaste kiss on the lips. "My mom always said I was gay but- Damn! Am I gay!" Hunter exclaimed, again running away. Zane stood frozen in his spot. What the fuck just happened, he thought.@@