Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature

That afternoon, Duan Yun went to Jade Stone Town to shop.

He wasn't like the Murong brothers, lying there without eating, drinking, or even relieving himself.

He had to eat, he had to live a normal life.

In these days, because of his existence as a 'lawnmower,' Jade Pearl Mountain Manor had undergone some new changes.

Especially the backyard, after being thoroughly cleared by his Body Severing Sword Qi, it no longer felt like a haunted place with ghosts hiding in the grass, but rather like a large lawn.

It's so great to have a large yard for this house.

It's practically big enough to race horses.

This benefited Little Grey; although horses weren't running in the manor, a donkey was.

Thinking that his Toe Sword was now perfected and wanting to hook up with the Murong brothers again to see if he could get the 'Twelvefold Spring Rain,' Duan Yun bought a lot of delicious food and drinks.

He bought two pounds of crispy pork belly from the roast meat shop alone, then two roast ducks, and of course, plenty of wine.

The roast meat seller was called Old Chen; a high-EQ way to describe him would be 'honest-looking,' but frankly, he wasn't much to look at.

Actually, the dishes in his roast meat shop didn't look great either, all dark and dingy, but the taste was indeed good, full of smoky flavor.

At this time, there were other customers in the shop.

These two customers were talking about the ghost stories in the Jade Stone Town mine.

"Don't go there for a bit of jade slag; Old Zhang went in a few days ago and hasn't come out yet. The day before yesterday, he appeared in a dream to his family, saying he was caught by a ghost and was being skinned alive."

"That place has heavy Yin energy; how many people were buried in the mine back then? No one in their right mind would go there."

"It's not just the mine; this lake of ours isn't peaceful either. Last month, someone was fishing and got eaten by a carp."

"Eaten by a carp? How big would that carp have to be? A carp spirit?"

"Of course, the most bizarre place is that graveyard. Someone put up straw dolls on it, and they supposedly change positions all the time. Last month, when I went to visit my dad's grave, I felt something was wrong."

"Alas, our town is unloved by anyone; it's full of weird things. That's just how it is."

Listening to these rumors, Duan Yun found the town quite interesting.

He initially thought there were ghosts in Jade Pearl Mountain Manor.

Turns out there really were ghosts.

Lazy ghosts.

On the way back, Duan Yun didn't see the rumored carp spirit, but he saw that box again.

Whether it was the box in the Clear Tea Collection lake or this box in the Green Lake, it was like a seductive, cheap woman wearing a transparent veil, constantly enticing him.

Damn, what's in this box again?

Having been fooled once, Duan Yun was still curious, but this time, instead of dragging the thing out, he went straight back.

Back at the manor, Duan Yun saw the Murong brothers sitting on the steps.

This was the first time in so many days that he had seen them not sleeping on the mat in the house.

Duan Yun couldn't help but say, "You're actually willing to come out; that's rare."

"I just came out to see my pet."

"Pet? You have a pet?"

"Of course, I have a pet, but unfortunately, my pet is dead."

Duan Yun asked in confusion, "How did it die?"

"It was killed by someone," the Murong brothers said, looking at him.

Duan Yun blinked, his eyes clear, and said, "You're not talking about me, are you?"

"Is there anyone else here?" the Murong brothers retorted.

"What exactly was your pet?" Duan Yun asked.

"Two jade spiders brought back from the Western Regions, very obedient, only liked to spin silk in the house. The silk fabrics made from the jade silk spun by the male and female spiders were often sent to the palace as tribute," the Murong brothers recounted.

Duan Yun raised an eyebrow and said, "I was indeed the one who killed them."

"You dare to admit it."

"What, you want to avenge them? Perfect, let me see your Twelvefold Spring Rain."

Duan Yun not only didn't retreat but became excited.

But then, the Murong brothers changed the subject and said, "Don't be like that; they were just two spiders. You bought a bit too much卤味 today. By the way, you bought the right green bamboo wine. The bamboo on the back graveyard grows in the graves, it's black and thick, and it's perfect for making wine."

Duan Yun asked in confusion, "You're not going to take revenge?"

"No, it's too tiring to move. Just compensate me with some wine," the Murong brothers said lazily.

Hearing this, Duan Yun couldn't help but wonder, "I feel like these jade spiders are fake, just two ordinary big spiders. You're just saying that to get some wine."

The Murong brothers sighed and said, "I didn't expect you to be so clever at such a young age, just entering the martial world."

"Don't worry, I'll only take one sip."

"Drinking is fine, eating meat is fine, but exchange it for a martial arts manual," Duan Yun said.

The Murong brothers shook their heads and said, "Brother Duan, my brother, aren't we friends or at least neighbors? You've seen what this saber technique has brought me; I don't want to harm you."

Duan Yun thought for a moment and said, "Alright."

Saying that, he took a swig of wine and threw the bottle to the Murong brothers.

He deliberately threw it a bit off.

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He saw the Murong brothers slide along the ground, and the bottle landed steadily on his chest.

He opened his mouth, and the wine flew into his mouth.

Having drunk Duan Yun's wine like this, the Murong brothers didn't want to freeload and said, "Besides the saber technique, I can teach you anything. This drinking skill..."

He paused.

He saw Duan Yun extend his finger and shoot out a stream of liquid.

He knew it was wine with one sniff.

There are other experts?

He thought he was already a master of lying down and sucking wine, but this guy could shoot wine with his fingers!

At this time, Duan Yun said, "You don't know, the taste of shooting wine is far better than drinking it. Shooting wine is much more satisfying than drinking it."

Hearing this, even the exceptionally lazy Murong brothers became curious—"How satisfying is it?".

"There's a saying that a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, and stealing is not as good as not being able to steal. The difference between drinking wine and shooting wine is even greater than the difference between a wife and not being able to steal," Duan Yun boasted.

The Murong brothers' usually empty eyes showed a bit of emotion.

Duan Yun continued, "Want to learn it? You can use..."

"Don't want to learn."

"Huh?"

"I'm too lazy to learn."

Duan Yun: ". . ."

He still didn't give up and continued, "Once I've mastered this finger technique, I can not only shoot wine but also shoot people, and even nourish Yin and strengthen Yang!"

He believed that no man could resist the temptation of shooting wine, shooting people, and nourishing Yin and strengthening Yang.

Unfortunately, the Murong brothers were not normal men.

He lay there and suddenly stopped moving, as if recalling some sad past events.

"Nourishing Yin and strengthening Yang, nourishing Yin and strengthening Yang. If I didn't want to keep my body intact, I would have chopped off my bird when my father fell ill,"

The Murong brothers looked at the sky and said sadly, "Alas, if I were a woman, maybe I wouldn't have so much pain."

After that, he returned the wine pot to Duan Yun and went back to his mat.

If, before saying 'nourishing Yin and strengthening Yang,' Duan Yun had once thought that this person wanted to live.

Because he sensed the other person's aura of a living person, the desire of a living person.

But after this 'nourishing Yin and strengthening Yang' statement came out, he felt that the Murong brothers had become a 'living dead' again.

It was a good deed gone wrong!

Duan Yun was a little self-blaming and depressed and couldn't help but say, "What exactly do you need to get out of this and let me learn your saber technique?"

"Aren't you surnamed Duan? Unless you can get the Duan family's Old Demon Duan to come and turn me into a woman."

As if deliberately making things difficult for him or wanting him to back down, the Murong brothers answered faintly.

Duan Yun suddenly had a myocardial infarction and couldn't help but complain, "I am Old Demon Duan, but I really can't do that!"

I only know how to nourish Yin and strengthen Yang!