Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature
#6 - Absurd Jianghu
The big-breasted woman sitting across the bonfire was exactly the same as the one who had left earlier. Not just her face, even her hairstyle was the same.
No, even the tiny beauty mark under her eye was the same.
You're telling me the one just now wasn't you?
Is this woman schizophrenic?
Duan Yun couldn't help but feel nervous.
Honestly, he had a pretty good impression of this big-breasted woman and the four purple-clad constables. After all, they seemed to be hunting a female ghost, but what is this act now?
For a moment, he felt that there probably wasn't a normal person here tonight.
Seeing that Duan Yun still didn't believe her, the woman crossed her arms over her chest and explained coldly, "That was my sister."
"We're twin sisters."
"I have a mole here, she doesn't."
As she spoke, the woman pulled open her collar a little, revealing a small mole on her collarbone.
Then, she closed her collar again.
Duan Yun looked at this scene, thoughtfully saying, "You're indeed not your sister, your sister is more fiery."
"Huh?"
This time, it was the woman's turn to show a puzzled expression.
Yes, Duan Yun had already distinguished that this big-breasted woman and the previous one were not the same person, not because of the mole, but because of the symptoms.
From his perspective as a gynecologist, the older sister just now had more internal heat.
"Aren't you going to help?" Duan Yun pointed to the two small flags.
"No need, with the four purple robes there, my sister will be fine."
As she spoke, the big-breasted younger sister lazily stretched, and the curves of her chest under her robe became even more obvious, giving Duan Yun's eyes a sense of unavoidable attraction.
At this moment, the woman looked at Duan Yun's face and asked the same question as her sister before.
"Did you encounter that woman in red?"
Duan Yun nodded.
"She actually didn't kidnap you." The woman said with slight surprise.
"Maybe you were chasing too closely, and she was afraid of delaying things."
Duan Yun didn't know why they all cared about this matter.
"No, the celestial maidens in the Red Chamber have a unique movement technique. Even with you, it wouldn't have much impact. She has already raped seven men while escaping along the way." The big-breasted younger sister explained.
"Raped while escaping?"
Duan Yun felt greatly shocked.
"They can rape while flying, and the speed won't be slow." The big-breasted younger sister explained.
Duan Yun was shocked again, "Are those female ghosts so terrifying?"
He couldn't help but feel a burst of fear. If he hadn't unexpectedly injured her in time, the consequences would have been unimaginable.
"Of course, they're terrifying. This group of celestial maidens in the Red Chamber call themselves celestial beings who have fallen from heaven to the mortal world, and must undergo tribulations before they can return to the heavenly court."
"And the tribulation they speak of is to constantly rape men, rape good-looking men like you, and throw them away after they're done. The victimized men will lose all their yang energy and can only lie in bed waiting to die for the rest of their lives."
The big-breasted younger sister explained.
It could be seen that this big-breasted younger sister was more talkative. Seeing that Duan Yun was a newbie, she continued, "Actually, this group of celestial maidens in the Red Chamber aren't the most terrifying. The most terrifying is the Jade Guanyin of Jade Island."
"Jade Guanyin?"
"It's said that she's the most beautiful woman in the world, and she also likes to kidnap men to rape. The men who are raped by her will become living dead who only listen to her."
"However, the men kidnapped by the Jade Guanyin are mostly famous, either talented young masters from aristocratic families or well-known young prodigies. Although you look good, you don't need to worry too much."
Duan Yun thought to himself, "Who are you looking down on!"
"In short, when traveling in the martial world, never provoke women you shouldn't provoke."
The big-breasted younger sister kindly reminded him.
Duan Yun couldn't help but ask curiously, "What about you then?"
The big-breasted younger sister said with a relaxed face, "Of course, I'm a very rare good woman. My sister and I are goddess constables from the Pure Qi Division. We're here to hunt down the celestial maiden from the Red Chamber because she raped too many men."
At this moment, a string of purple smoke rose in the distance.
The big-breasted younger sister stood up and said, "My sister is calling me, I should go."
Duan Yun also stood up and said, "Excuse me ."
"You don't need to ask me my name. Even if you ask, I won't tell you, lest you have wishful thinking. Although you look good, you're not worthy of me, my family doesn't agree, and I won't like you either."
"Goodbye."
As she spoke, the big-breasted younger sister scooped up the two small flags in her hand and strode away with her long legs.
Duan Yun looked at her departing figure and couldn't help but complain, "What a low-class woman! I just wanted to ask for directions."
Duan Yun's experience tonight was nothing short of bizarre and rich.
On this first night alone, the celestial maidens of the Red Chamber, the goddess constables of the Pure Qi Division, and the Jade Guanyin in the goddess constable's words all gave him a sense of bizarre absurdity.
He couldn't help but summarize, "There's no normal person who practices martial arts here. It's either killing or raping."
Even the goddess constables of the Pure Qi Division, who seemed to be on the side of justice, were low-class women.
Duan Yun felt the bizarreness and absurdity of this world. In comparison, the "bear children" in Linshui City who liked to kick people and smash things seemed to be more normal.
This world is probably really sick and full of danger.
Regardless, he can only take things one step at a time now. At least he must first practice his swordsmanship well and destroy the bear children before doing anything else.
Sitting and sitting, the sky dawned.
After the dark and terrifying wilderness last night was touched with color by the morning light, Duan Yun only felt that he had returned to the human world from the scene of a horror movie.
Of course, the tombstones in the dark forest still gave him a sense of gloom and terror.
Duan Yun didn't dare to delay.
He had to find the road quickly, otherwise, he would probably have to spend the night in this terrifying wilderness again.
As a result, Duan Yun had only walked about two miles along this path when the outline of a small town appeared in his sight.
Well, if he had walked more than ten minutes last night, he wouldn't have had to sleep outside.
However, he didn't think that last night's suffering was in vain. After all, that experience taught him some things.
Perhaps, this is the martial world, full of surprises and scares everywhere.
This small town was naturally not the "Green Pine Market" that Duan Yun was going to before, but a place called "Clear Tea Market."
The word "Market" at the end usually means that there is business to be done here.
What Clear Tea Market does, naturally, is the tea business.
At this time, it was not long after dawn, and the mountains and forests were misty. Duan Yun could already see a large area of tea fields.
Some diligent tea farmers were already busy in the fields.
Duan Yun entered the city, and the entire small city was gradually waking up at this time.
Many mules were carrying baskets of tea, going in and out of several larger tea shops.
After tossing and turning all night, Duan Yun was also a little hungry.
So he came to an oil tea shop and ordered a bowl of oil tea here.
The so-called oil tea is actually fried flour made into a paste. Generally, there is no tea in it. Probably because there is indeed a lot of tea in Clear Tea Town, some tea leaves are really added to this oil tea, which tastes fragrant and delicious.
After eating breakfast, Duan Yun began to look for a place to stay.
He didn't even think about going to Green Pine Market anymore. This Clear Tea Market was good, only a hundred miles away from Linshui City, which was convenient for him to go back to kill the Xuan Xiong Gang's entire family at any time.
Last night made Duan Yun understand the sinister nature of this world. What he needs most now is to find a relatively peaceful environment to improve his strength.
He not only wants to kill the Xuan Xiong Gang, but also kill this Red Chamber fairy thing next time he meets it.
"Gynecologist, I remember you."
He still remembered what the woman in red said last night.
You hold grudges, but I don't hold grudges?
When he has mastered his magical skills, he will surely slaughter the Red Chamber fairies, so as not to be frightened and worried about being raped when walking on the road.
Although Duan Yun can't even be considered a beginner in the martial world, he suddenly developed lofty ambitions.
Because he knows that he is one in a million sword genius!
As long as he becomes the sword god, there is nowhere in the world he cannot go, what is there to fear of killing and raping!
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