WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

Ray had completed his plans in the last few months and was ready to meet Baron Karl Mordo, his mentor and father figure. When the time was right he walked close to the place where Baron Karl Mordo was staying and waited for him. Soon the figure of an ecstatic Baron Karl Mordo seeing Ray standing there waiting for him rushed over to Ray.

"Ray ! Where have you been ?", Baron Karl Mordo shouted out in happiness.

"I met up with some of my friends and did a few profitable business deals.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"Come back with me to Kamar Taj, Ray.", Baron Karl Mordo said happily.

"Father, I have missed you but I need to stay in New York to help my friends. What if you teach me magic in the New York sanctum, then I wouldn't have to go back to Kamar Taj ?", Ray asked in a girlish voice.

Tears streamed down Baron Karl Mordo's face as he hugged Ray and said, "I suppose we can do that.".

So from 1984 onwards Ray was learning magic from Baron Karl Mordo in the New York sanctum.

Soon a year passed and it was sometime in 1985, somewhere in Ohio, three bald people were cursing each other.

"It has been a year since we have been to this god forsaken place. Kaecilius its all your fault !", Tara shouted out angrily.

"Why is it my fault ? You don't see me or Lucian complaining !", Kaecilius shouted angrily while trying to keep his calm.

Lucian just smiled like a fool.

"That's because you are surrounded by farms and young boys, so your need to molest young boys is satisfied ! You paedophile ! While Lucian is just happy to be anywhere because he is an idiot !", Tara shouted out angrily.

Kaecilius face went black and he said, "I am not a paedophile !".

"Hey ! I am hurt you called me an idiot !", Lucian said with a frown.

"Besides being here in this god forsaken place none of us can use our magic or Kamar Taj will send a squad of twenty magicians to bully us ! I hate this place ! I hate my life !", Tara shouted out in frustration and started to cry.

"Tara ! Tara ! There, there don't cry, maybe it was Kaecilius plan all along to end up here so he can molest young farm boys.", Lucian said while trying to comfort Tara.

"I said I am not a pedophile and I am not into young boys ! If the two of you would stop spouting nonsense, I have a plan here that may give us immortality and power !", Kaecilius shouted in anger.

"What plan ?!", both Tara and Lucian asked in surprise.

"As you all know, I have not only managed to swipe Ray's spell notes which the Ancient One took back but I also managed to get a piece of paper that might have the location of the Dark Dimension. Where there is the Dark Dimension, there is Dormammu. With Dormammu's power we will get power and immortality ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !", Kaecilius shouted out happily.

"Seems like you said the same thing with Ray's spell notes and the eye of Agamotto. I am not falling for that again. Leave me out of it.", Tara said angrily.

"What about you Lucian ? Will you follow me with this lead to the Dark Dimension ?", Kaecilius said with pride.

"Boss I will follow you anywhere even to hell. Well maybe not everywhere, I don't have a taste for young boys if you know what I mean.", Lucian said nonchalantly.

Kaecilius face was ecstatic and then it turned black upon hearing Lucian's words.

"Fine, fine, I like young boys. Will you follow me and use the portal spell model in this paper that may lead us to the Dark Dimension ?", Kaecilius said unhappily.

"Yes, boss I will follow you everywhere except to the young boy's bordello...", Lucian said with a smile.

Kaecilius face palmed himself as he tried to stay calm. Soon, Kaecilius and Lucian set off leaving Tara in Ohio as they went to a mountain nearby to set up the special portal spell that may or may not lead them to the Dark Dimension.

Once the spell was set up, Kaecilius and Lucian cast the spell at night as thunder suddenly fell from the sky to disrupt the spell. However when the lightning hit the spell formation it caused both Kaecilius and Lucian to be suċkėd into the Dark Dimension.

Both Kaecilius and Lucian lost consciousness. Kaecilius was the first person to regain his consciousness and woke up the still unconscious Lucian.

"Lucian ! Lucian ! Wake up ! We made it ! We made it to the Dark Dimension ! Even though it was an accident we made it to the Dark Dimension ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !", Kaecilius said happily.

"We made it ? Oh look at that ! What is that ?!", Lucian woke up and saw something that appeared suddenly in the Dark Dimension.

"Hmm... Oh God ! Oh God ! I am sorry Lucian... I am so sorry...", Kaecilius said with fear as he stared at the thing that appeared in the Dark Dimension. This was also Kaecilius and Lucian's last words as there was a flash of light and all that was left was the skeletal body of Kaecilius and Lucian in the Dark Dimension. The thing that appeared, disappeared from the Dark Dimension.

Back in New York, 1985, Ray was still studying with Baron Karl Mordo in the New York sanctum. Ray would study magic with Baron Karl Mordo in the New York sanctum for ten years until 1995. Ray had told Baron Karl Mordo that he wanted a year off for a holiday in Los Angeles. The real reason Ray wanted a year off was to wait for Captain Marvel to fall through Blockbuster Videos in Los Angeles in 1995 and to get access to the Space Stone.

So Ray started waiting oops holidaying for Captain Marvel in Los Angeles from 1st January 1995 onwards. Ray would stare at the Blockbuster Video next to Radio Shack in Los Angeles day in day out wondering when Captain Marvel would fall through Blockbuster Videos.

It was 1st July 1995 and no sign of Captain Marvel could be seen and Ray wondered if he had been trolled by Marvel and whether there was even a Captain Marvel to begin with. Ray's nerves have started to fray, wondering if he has been wasting his immortal life on something that would never happen. After all the eye of Agamotto in Kamar Taj was heavily guarded unlike the movie Doctor Strange where Doctor Stephen Strange got access to the eye of Agamotto easily.

Soon it was 1st November 1995, Ray's temper and nerves were fraying as words mumbled from his mouth was, "where the fuċk are you Captain Marvel ?", and "Marvel you are a fuċkɨnġ troll !".

It was 31st December 1995, after one year of waiting for Captain Marvel to crash into Blockbuster Videos has yielded absolutely nothing, Ray's temper and nerves were at the cutting point. Ray was thinking to himself. What the fuċk ? Where are you Captain Marvel ! Don't tell me Captain Marvel does not exist in the real Marvel Universe ?! Did Marvel just troll me ?! Have I wasted an entire year waiting for someone that does not exist ?! The more Ray thought about it, the more it made sense. Marvel was a fuċkɨnġ bastard and a troll ! They had created a story called Captain Marvel that did not exist and slotted it into the Marvel Universe because they wanted to make more money ! Marvel you fuċkɨnġ troll ! You wasted one year of my life ! After all if Captain Marvel really existed in the Marvel Universe and was so powerful, how come no one heard of her ? And if Captain Marvel was so powerful, she could have easily stopped Loki or Thanos before they could even get the infinity stones ! Why would someone as powerful as Captain Marvel not appear ? And if Loki has crashed to Earth wouldn't the first thing Nick Fury do is call Captain Marvel and not the Avengers since Captain Marvel is more powerful than all the Avengers put together ! And furthermore Nick Fury losing his eye to a cat in Captain Marvel does not make any sense ! And after waiting for a year and there appears to be no Captain Marvel, there is only one answer, Marvel is greedy blood suċkɨnġ leech that slotted in Captain Marvel into the Marvel Universe to make an extra buck ! Marvel you fuċkɨnġ troll !

As Ray angrily left his look out spot and went to a nearby restaurant to get some food, he saw someone, a female airforce pilot walking out of the bar. She looked like the actress Brie Larson and was smiling with her friends. Ray could see the name tag on her flight uniform that has the name, "Carol", on it.

Ray approached her and asked, "Hello are you Carol Danvers ?".

"Yes. How do you know me ?", Carol Danvers asked with a surprised look.

"Oh ! A friend of mine said you were the best pilot in the airforce and wanted to learn from you. Excuse me.", Ray said some made up nonsense in a girlish voice and then left.

"Marvel you fuċkɨnġ troll.", Ray mumbled as he left.