WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

Ray had just gotten out of the airport and was heading to his hotel in Kathmandu. His young blonde haired blue eyed childish look did not do him any favours. Many times he was accosted by black Indian Nepalese men thinking of kidnapping a young White child to ransom. Of course there were good Nepalese around that protected foreigners but Ray just seem to attract the wrong crowd.

By the time he left the airport to the hotel, he had a group of Nepalese kidnappers following him. The kidnappers trailing him did not know that Ray knew that a group of strangers was following him.

Ray's POV

Gah ! Those idiots what are they doing following me ? Do they think I am some sort of soft fruit that is easily squashed ? I will make them pay !

"Young sir, you should immediately enter your hotel and not come out. There seems to be a black beaten up van following us. I don't think they are good people.", the taxi driver driving Ray said.

"Thank you. I know what to do sir.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

When the taxi arrived at the hotel Ray entered the hotel with his luggage carried by the taxi driver. After Ray paid the taxi driver with a hefty tip, the taxi driver left. The black beaten up van with five Nepalese in it was waiting outside the hotel. Ray seeing that these people still haven't left yet immediately walked out of the hotel and entered a dark lane way waiting for the kidnappers to come.

Soon a group of four burly men wearing masks covering only the lower part of their face appeared in the lane way. One of the men was carrying a big machete, another had a gunny sack, a third man was carrying a long thick rope and finally the last man seems to be looking around nervously.

Upon seeing these four men, Ray whispered, "Shield... Bullet...". A golden light enveloped the lane way and an invisible shield covered Ray and the four burly Nepalese men. Then a light bullet shot out of Ray's body and entered the head of the Nepalese man holding onto the large machete, the man slumped over and died in that dark lane way.

"Ah...!", shouts of terror filled the air from the three living burly Nepalese men.

"Stop shouting. No one can hear and you can't escape. Call your friend in, I might let you live.", Ray said in a girlish voice as he smirked in a cute way.

"Batsa ! Batsa !", the three burly Nepalese men shouted. When the Nepalese driving the black beaten up van entered the invisible shield, he noticed he couldn't get out.

"Aadi, Abhas, Kavi why did you call me in here ? I am now trapped like the rest of you.", Batsa the Nepalese man said sadly.

"Shut up ! All of you ! You the goat shagger, what is your name.", Ray said in an angry girlish voice.

"Young sir, I am not the goat shagger, my name is Aadi, I am a lover of young boys, Kavi is the goat shagger.", Aadi the Nepalese man replied as he dropped the rope.

"I am Aabhas young master and since you seem to want to know, I love young girls, very young girls....", Aabhas the Nepalese man replied as he dropped the gunny sack.

"I am Batsa the driver, young sir, I like to make love to dead bodies if you want to know...", Batsa the Nepalese man said as he looked down on to the floor in the dark lane way.

"I am Kavi, young master, I am the one you called the lover of goats or the goat shagger. Which goat do you want me to make love to, sir ?", Kavi the Nepalese man said with a smile.

Ray's eyes was twitching as he felt he never met anyone as stupid as these group of people.

"Okay, let's keep these short, tell me why should I keep you alive ?", Ray said in a girlish and sinister tone.

"I can bring you to Kamar Taj, young sir and you can learn magic. I have a cousin of a cousin that is a magician just like you.", Kavi the Nepalese man said happily.

"I don't need magic, I need Buddhist scriptures !", Ray said in a girlish and angry tone.

"I can drive you around Nepal to get all the Buddhist scriptures !", Batsa the Nepalese man shouted in desperation.

"Hmm...", Ray said in deep thought in his girlish voice.

"Wait, the largest collection of Buddhist scriptures and the largest magic library is in Kamar Taj !", Kavi the Nepalese man said in desperation.

The other two Nepalese men that said nothing tried to get out of the invisible force field covering them. They ran away from Ray but they could not get out of the invisible force field.

"Hmm... bullet... bullet...", Ray said softly and two light bullet flew from his body and entered the head of Aadi and Aabhas. Both men fell down dead on the spot in the dark lane way.

"Well the two of you now work for me. I will pay you a good salary. You Kavi will be known as D3 and you Batsa will be known as D4.", Ray said with a smirk.

"Thank you master !", Kavi now known as D3 shouted out.

"Thank you young sir ! I know D stands for Driver !", Batsa now known as D4 shouted out.

Ray just smirked and covered his mouth as he tried to stop himself from laughing. Little did the Nepalese men know that their new master's name for them D stands for Dumb.