WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

The trio of Captain America Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov Black Widow and Butch went to see Sam Wilson, the Falcon.

"I am sorry we are here but we are being hunted.", Captain America Steve Rogers said to Sam Wilson as he appeared outside Sam Wilson's house.

"Come in.", Sam Wilson said as he let Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov and Butch into the house.

Butch had some saliva dropping down as he looked at Captain America Steve Rogers and The Falcon Sam Wilson ŀustfully.

When they were in the house, they had figured out Daniel Whitehall was behind Hydra and was also part of the World Security Council members. They had also decided to steal Sam Wilson's wings out of the military compound.

"I don't suppose you could ask Ray the Wizard to help us ? We are pretty outnumbered here.", Natasha Romanov the Black Widow asked as she looked at Butch.

"No. No way. Not going to ask him for help.", Butch said fearfully.

"Please. I think Ray the Wizard could be a big help here. After all because of him Tony Stark did not have to sacrifice himself in the battle of New York. I would really appreciate it.", Captain America Steve Rogers said pleadingly.

"Yes, whatever Cap says I will follow. I will equally be as grateful.", the Falcon Sam Wilson said as he looked at Butch.

"A threesome...", Butch mumbled softly.

"What did you say ? Yes both me and Sam here will be forever grateful. And whatever you request after this is over we will try to fulfil it. Won't we Sam ?", Captain America Steve Rogers said innocently.

"Yes...", Sam Wilson the Falcon replied.

"Mmmmm.... Oh God ! Ray is so going to kill me but after we get Sam his wings we are going to Dragon Inc to see Ray.", Butch said in a reluctant tone as saliva started falling done his chin.

Natasha Romanov walked outside Sam Wilson's house and a loud crazy maniacal laughter could be heard all over the neighbourhood. Both Captain America Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson the Falcon wondered innocently why Natasha Romanov lost control and laughed uncontrollably outside Sam Wilson's house. While Butch was still looking at Captain America's muscular body ŀustfully while imagining a threesome with Captain America Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson the Falcon. Butch's lips curved upwards into a ŀustful smile.

When Natasha Romanov walked back she said, "Sorry. Russians, we have a lot of gas. This is the Russian way to deal with gas.", with a straight serious face.

When they have finished retrieving Sam Wilson's wing's from the military base they went to see Ray. Now this is not part of the story in the Marvel movie Captain America Winter Soldier.

(Captain America Steve Rogers point of view)

We went together with Butch to see Ray or the Wizard for help. The moment we knocked on the door we were met by a young lady in a ninja outfit holding onto a Muramasa sword. Yes, I can recognise a Muramasa sword, it was part of our military training. I could see Butch fidgeting when he saw the young lady. Natasha Romanov then went straight to point of asking where Ray was. It was at that point something unbelievable happened, the young lady in the ninja outfit went crazy and took down all of us. Unbelievable right ? However her strength seemed to have increased to an unbelievable level and her skill with the sword had surpassed a master swordsman. How is she so strong ? I don't know. We are now lying on the ground inside Ray's apartment with bruises and cuts. The Falcon is unconscious, he didn't even know what hit him. Natasha Romanov is being held down by that young lady with one hand while Butch ran away while saying, "Calm down Clara ! Calm down !", while his whole body seems to be shaking in fear.

(Ray's point of view)

I was having such a good day today until the door bell rang and Butch appeared with Captain America. What the hell is he doing here with Captain America ? Has he lost his mind ? Do I have idiots for subordinates ? Creepy Clara was the first to react as she took down Captain America, The Falcon and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow with ease. Butch ran away sobbing to hide and kept on asking Clara to calm down. Sigh. I suppose I better stop hiding to resolve matters before someone else dies. Well at least creepy Clara is doing her job as a bodyguard better than the rest of the two idiots I have with me.

"Clara... ahem I think these people came here to see me. You can let go of choking Natasha Romanov the Black Widow now... I think she won't live much longer if you keep doing that... Sigh.", Ray said in a girlish voice with a sad face.

"Butch what are you doing here with Captain America, the Black Widow and this other person ?", Ray asked in a girlish voice.

"I am sorry Ray but we could use some help, Hydra has infiltrated Shield and we know from Arnim Zola, Shield has created 3 helicarriers that can control the world. I forced Butch to bring me here.", Captain America Steve Rogers said apologetically.

"Et tu Butch. Et tu. Sigh. Captain America I am sorry but I cannot help at this moment in time. Oswald ... ah you are here please take the gentleman with the metal wings... oh his name is the Falcon, thank you Butch... please Oswald take the Falcon to rest and recover, take care of him.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

Oswald smiled as he took the Falcon into his room to recover.

"Please Captain America Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow come with me, we will talk elsewhere in private.", Ray said in a girlish voice while his whole face is black.

Captain America and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow followed Ray into the penthouse while Butch walked behind nervously. What won't Butch do for a threesome ?

To be continued...