WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

When the light shone on Odin, Freya, the Asgardian gods and Asgard, Ray could see black shadows screaming. These black shadows or Shadow Gods were coming out of the body of Odin, Freya, the Asgardian gods and all of Asgard.

Ray suddenly had an epiphany, his blessings had killed those who sit above in Shadows or the Shadow Gods. These Shadow Gods were powerful beings that were stronger than the Asgardian gods and had been eating the energy produced by the Ragnarok or the death of the Asgardian gods for millennial. Somehow Ray's blessings had killed the Shadow Gods and Asgard was free from the cycle of Ragnarok (death of the gods) that would occur every few ten of thousand years.

Once the light receded and the screaming of the Shadow Gods ended, Asgard appeared more vibrant than before. It seems as if Asgard had more life to it than before and appeared more golden. Other than that the Asgardian gods and citizens of Asgard seems to be celebrating. And out of the shadow there appeared two Asgardian gods, Balder the god of light and Tyr the god of War. These two Male gods were young and muscular. There were other Asgardian gods that were appearing out of the shadows but Ray did not recognise them. Ray asked himself, did I do that ? And what sort of benefits could he reap from Odin after saving Asgard from the Shadow Gods and Ragnarok (the death of the gods).

Meanwhile Thor shouted out, "Balder you are here ! Tyr my old rival, good to see you again ! Let us see who is manlier ?!", as he saw the two gods.

"I too would like to see who is manlier ?!", Butch shouted out as well as he approached Thor. Butch had left his seat after seeing so many muscular Male gods.

"How should we do this then to prove our manhood ?! Should we hunt dragons ?! Or who kills the most frost giants ?!", Tyr the god of war shouted out happily.

"Why don't we do this the old way ! Let's go back to the manliest man contest !", Butch said as he approached Thor and French kissed him.

"Ha ! Good one Butch, let's prove our manhood by having the best Male kisser !", Thor shouted out in happiness as he French kissed Butch.

"Ho ! Ho ! So that's how it is ! I won't lose to you Thor !", Tyr shouted as he French kissed Butch.

"I won't lose to you too Thor !", Balder the god of light shouted as he french kissed Thor.

Ray seeing all the male kissing going on felt like vomiting as he ran away from the Throne room of Asgard. Odin, Freya and Loki together with Ray's two other bodyguards Oswald and Clara ran away as well together with Ray. Meanwhile most of the female gods and citizens had run away after seeing Thor, Butch, Balder and Tyr making out in the throne room. Some of the other more dimwitted Asgardian Male gods also joined in the manliest man contest and started French kissing each other.

Once Ray was away from Butch's manliest man contest, he approached Odin and Freya.

"Hello Odin and Freya. Now that I have given my blessings to Asgard, I suppose there would be some sort of reward for me ?", Ray asked in a girlish voice.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. No problem, the treasury of Asgard will be open for you to take whatever you want.", Odin said happily.

"Yes as our guest who has given us his blessing, you will be allowed to go to the treasury room to pick whatever treasures you want.", Freya said happily.

Only Loki was sulking and looking at Ray as if he wants to kill him. Ray noticed Loki's killing intent towards him decided to teach Loki a painful lesson.

"Ahem while we discuss the arrangement of the treasures to be given to me, what about if we let Oswald keep Loki company. I would really appreciate it.", Ray said in a girlish voice with a smirk.

"Oh ! No problem, I am sure Loki wouldn't mind. Right dear ?", Freya said as she held Loki by the shoulder firmly.

"But mom..., he talks too much...", Loki said in a complaining tone.

"No buts ! Just do it !", Odin shouted out as he glared at Loki.

"Do it for mom... and remember do not harm Oswald.", Freya said sweetly to Loki.

While Ray said to Oswald,"Remember to have a good long talk with Loki on whatever subject you want to talk about. And take your time Oswald."

Oswald looked excited that he will finally be allowed to talk. Oswald was jumping around excitedly in joy. Loki on the other hand was looking at the floor with a depressed face.

As Ray, Odin, Freya and Clara left Oswald with Loki, Loki had a look of desperation in his eyes.

"Help me...", Loki mumbled out softly as he shed tears as Oswald began to talk.

Ray just smirked as he walked faster away from what the Ancient One calls the plague of sounds.

When Ray, Odin, Freya and Clara was far away and in Asgard's gardens. Ray asked, "What happened to Jane Foster ?". Odin and Freya looked confused. Clara was snickering upon hearing Ray ask that question.

"Who is this Jane Foster ?", Odin asked curiously.

"Is there a Jane Foster in Asgard ?", Freya asked in confusion.

Ray's whole face went pale. What happened to the plot of Thor the Dark World ? What the fuċk is going on ?

To be continued ...